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Tim Bruening
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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 11:29:53 +0000, Therion Ware
> <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
>
> >>When I buy cigarettes (which have differing Govt warnings of
> >>doom printed on them) I ask for the packets that say...
> >>"Warning - Smoking may be harmful to others"...
> >>I prefer those ones.
> >
> >Indeed.
>
> I get the ones that say "Smoking by pregnant women may result in fetal
> injury, premature birth, and low birth weight." Then, I just make
> sure I don't smoke by pregnant women, so I have everything covered.
Hour Hand Smoke: 3,600 times worse than secondhand smoke.
> On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 11:29:53 +0000, Therion Ware
> <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
>
> >>When I buy cigarettes (which have differing Govt warnings of
> >>doom printed on them) I ask for the packets that say...
> >>"Warning - Smoking may be harmful to others"...
> >>I prefer those ones.
> >
> >Indeed.
>
> I get the ones that say "Smoking by pregnant women may result in fetal
> injury, premature birth, and low birth weight." Then, I just make
> sure I don't smoke by pregnant women, so I have everything covered.
Hour Hand Smoke: 3,600 times worse than secondhand smoke.