World Peace Day Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:4279CF73.88969145@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > nemo wrote:


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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:4271AF8D.34233594@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:3F64D428.E7BD301@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > > Event: Ventilation system on a computer or Internet.


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> > > > Fan Club: Device for smashing same.


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> > > Unless the fan is protected by Fan Mail!


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> > You can order that stuff by sending a chain letter.


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> > Chain Letter: Used to imprison the mail.


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> Mail Train: Worn by a knight's bride.

Benight: An apine knight after sundown.