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eisanbt

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After reading of Nazz's visit to Mr. Phreak, I was inspired to question you good people as to what you would do if another GF member wondered drunkenly into you community and demanded of you recreation and a place to pass out? This is of course assuming that you didn't immediately stab them in the windpipe with a shoe-horn.

As far as general good times go there is for me only a few reasonable options (Unless you're a mindless 2nd University twit who likes bad music and expensive door fees).

Firstly, we'd haul *** down the boozer and get a proper Qrt of Tequila to start the evening. On the way back we could pick up some lemons we could use. I'd sit the ****** down in the basement and have the folks jammin the ol'guitar and eventually hand you simple drum to bang on; music is good times. But mainly it

 

Lethalfind

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Well it would depend on who it is...AND you can't some and stay at my house drunk.

If my daughter could stay with a friend maybe but I don't know any of you well enough to have you stay in the house WITH my daughter.

 

ImWithStupid

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I myself would welcome them and make the most of what is available at that time. Whether it be some fun on ATV's on the river in the summertime or if we actually have snow outings on snowmobiles in the winter.

I can't think of any reason to say no to the regular members of this community if they happen to be in my neck of the woods. Might be a time to contact Phreak, Tiredofwhiners, gotony! and other members from our locale and get together.

 

phreakwars

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I'd welcome anybody as long as they buy the booze or bring a nice big sack of bud. :D

I'd prefer the weed. hint-hint ;)

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ToriAllen

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Interesting topic. I think the women on here would be more leery than the men on here about welcoming drunken strangers into their home. Women have more concerns about sociopaths and rape. I
 

snafu

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Sure it’s fine with me if any of you show up at my door step. My wife might not be as receptive though.

And then of course I’d have to lay down the law. Don’t tell her anything!

We would have to hit Koots (Chilkoot Charlie's) for a few drinks. http://www.fodors.com/miniguides/mgresults.cfm?destination=anchorage@11&cur_section=nig&property_id=365092

Then we would hit the Bush Company(strip bar). http://207.56.85.242/index.htm for a good night out.

Bright and early the next morning we would head to Homer AK about 240 miles away for a few days out halibut fishing.

Then I'd have to throw you out becuse I'd have to go back to work.

 

eisanbt

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Interesting topic. I think the women on here would be more leery than the men on here about welcoming drunken strangers into their home. Women have more concerns about sociopaths and rape. I’m with lethalfind on this one. It would depend on who it was. Of-course I would have concerns about any member that tracked me down, got drunk, and showed up at my house unannounced. I’d probably smile and politely ask them to leave while my husband got the gun.

The 'arrived drunkenly at your door' part was more for humour's sake. I was hoping for more of a general "what would you do if somebody came by", most likly with prior warning and your consent.

Better? :rolleyes:

And heck, don't limit yoursleves to JUST debotchery. I never mentionned sailing, trails, cafes, art, festivals etc etc... All are good things as well.

 

builder

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I'd definately agree to host a GFer down under.

I bet I could drink anyone here under the table. Well, maybe not Vorty, but I'd give it a try.

I'd also take snafu fishing, eisanbt to Coolum, which is a paradise of young babes walking around in minimalist clothing, and phreakwars to my local pizza emporium, so he could see how real pizzas are made here, ToriAllen to the Australia zoo, to meet Steve's daughter Bindi, Skategreen would have to sit patiently under a shady tree, while I cooked up my trademark lamb casserole, Cogito Ergo Sum could educate me on the finer points of raising a male child.

I could go on and on.

 

ToriAllen

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The 'arrived drunkenly at your door' part was more for humour's sake. I was hoping for more of a general "what would you do if somebody came by", most likly with prior warning and your consent.
Better? :rolleyes:

And heck, don't limit yoursleves to JUST debotchery. I never mentionned sailing, trails, cafes, art, festivals etc etc... All are good things as well.
Alright, that’s better.

Well, if a member came to my house…We could have a contest to see who got bit by the most mosquitoes. You get bonus points if you contract the West Nile virus. Anyone interested?

I guess we could head over to Macon, or Columbus, both are about an hour away. Both have theatres and good restaurants. Columbus has the Science Museum, and there is always some kind of live show at the River Center. Of-course if it is Wednesday night you would have to watch Lost with me, Thursdays are for Grey’s Anatomy, and Sundays are for Desperate Housewives, but all other nights are pretty open, except Mondays with CSI: Miami.

ToriAllen to the Australia zoo, to meet Steve's daughter Bindi
Maybe, you know me better than I thought you did...

 

smutt butt

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I bet I could drink anyone here under the table. Well, maybe not Vorty, but I'd give it a try.
Hmmmmm. you might but i would give you a helluva fight. If shots are your choice then yes, i don't do shots. Now get some tanqueray and you will have a serious contest. I love the tanq which is why i only drink it 1-2 times a year. I would become a raging alcoholic if i let myself have it all of the time.

Budweiser and Busch the rest.

I will admit to something as far as alcohol..... zima is the best tasting drink ever.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

snafu

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Hmmmmm. you might but i would give you a helluva fight. If shots are your choice then yes, i don't do shots. Now get some tanqueray and you will have a serious contest. I love the tanq which is why i only drink it 1-2 times a year. I would become a raging alcoholic if i let myself have it all of the time.Budweiser and Busch the rest.

I will admit to something as far as alcohol..... zima is the best tasting drink ever.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I've allways said Tangueray was not alcohol but a drug. Good ****. I swear it's more of a high than a drunk. Off course it's been a long time for me. I've been a big weenie when it comes to alcohol now. Acutally I can't do much of anything anymore without getting wiped out.

 

smutt butt

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I've allways said Tangueray was not alcohol but a drug. Good ****. I swear it's more of a high than a drunk. Off course it's been a long time for me. I've been a big weenie when it comes to alcohol now. Acutally I can't do much of anything anymore without getting wiped out.
**** ****** dot drug tests have kept me from enjoying a plant since 1991:( :(

 

eisanbt

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eisanbt to Coolum, which is a paradise of young babes walking around in minimalist clothing, .
Charming offer, a compliment I'm sure, but I'm not exactly a girl watcher. Something to do with the whole smashing of patriarchy thing. :eek:

 

smutt butt

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I've allways said Tangueray was not alcohol but a drug. Good ****. I swear it's more of a high than a drunk. Off course it's been a long time for me. I've been a big weenie when it comes to alcohol now. Acutally I can't do much of anything anymore without getting wiped out.
Glass of tanq. on ice+ splash of sweet and sour, and a lime wedge on the side= best ****** drink ever.

add 1-2 zantacs

 

builder

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Hmmmmm. you might but i would give you a helluva fight. If shots are your choice then yes, i don't do shots. Now get some tanqueray and you will have a serious contest. I love the tanq which is why i only drink it 1-2 times a year. I would become a raging alcoholic if i let myself have it all of the time.Budweiser and Busch the rest.

I will admit to something as far as alcohol..... zima is the best tasting drink ever.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I never heard of zima. I can drink three bottles of Gilbeys Gin (750 ml) in one sitting. Maybe four hours.

 
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