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Sup y'all, my name's Saxon and I've been an LP fan for a while now. I tried joining these forums a while ago but it said they weren't accepting new members or something like that. Now I'm finally here, so yay!

 

What up to my homies from the LPU and Street Team, and to everyone who doesn't know me I go by the name of Hyper Saxon the Sniper Assassin :D hope to meet some cool people here, and share some of my LP projects that I work on, like remixes and parodies etc. people on the LPU are probably familiar with my LP parodies lol I'm the MASTAH GWAHAHA!!!

 

Edit: here's one of my older parodies I wrote, Breaking My Xbox lol

 

This game won't play

Cuz Thompson Drives are lame

I'm taking it apart again

My game's brand new

It isn't scratched you n00b

I'm getting disk errors again

 

Maybe if I open it

I'll solve the mystery

But if I try to open it

I'll void my warranty

 

My Xbox is a piece of shit

I'm trying not to scream

This Thompson Drive is worthless now

Won't read a goddamn thing

I don't know how it got this way

I know it's not alright

So I'm breaking my Xbox

I'm breaking my Xbox tonight!

 

Clutching the lid

I slowly pull it off

I unattach the Thompson Drive

Gaze in I must

The inside's filled with dust

I hope my motherboard doesn't fry

 

I just want to play a game

Of fucking Halo 2

But the inside of my Xbox

Has got me all confused

 

I want my system to work again

I'm trying not to scream

And random Xbox warning pics

Are appearing on my screen

I'm frustrated beyond belief

I'll never be alright

So I'm breaking my Xbox

I'm breaking my Xbox tonight!

 

I'll smash it on the walls

Cuz Thompson is at fault

It'll never work again

And this is how it ends

 

And now my Xbox is finally dead

No longer can I scream

Cuz now I have the clarity

To show you what I mean

I'll throw it off the balcony

Until it's out of my sight

Cuz I'm breaking my Xbox

I'm breaking my Xbox

I'm breaking my Xbox tonight!

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hehe im in streetteam and lpu too...

enjoy ur stay and welcome

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welcome saxon have fun and very good parody mate welldone

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PSP is like the innocent do good that gets stuck in jail and PSCS3 is like the huge (_insert race_) guy that rapes it and beats it up and calls it shirley.

 

 

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