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Right now, as you read this post, you could you be a full-blown terrorist and not even know it!

 

With the U.S. PATRIOT ACT giving the FBI (along with other alphabet agency groups) unlimited power to obtain personal bank records, internet logs, and all manner of private information - all without the need for any Probable Cause or a Warrant signed by a judge - you had better take the following quiz to find out if you need to turn yourself in before it's too late...

 

Please answer each question with a YES or NO:

 

01. I believe in the original U.S.A. Constitution and Bill of Rights.

02. I believe that gold is real money.

03. I believe that silver is real money.

04. I believe in limited government power and authority.

05. I believe the Federal Reserve System is a private enterprise with private owners, and that there is nothing "Federal" about it.

06. I believe the Federal Reserve System should be abolished.

07. I believe in the right to own and hold my own land.

08. I believe the Federal Income Tax is applied unlawfully.

09. I believe in God.

10. I believe there is a 9/11 World Trade Center conspiracy to suppress facts and evidence.

11. I believe the Family, not the government, is the central foundational unit.

12. I believe the basis of the welfare state is wrong.

13. I believe the world financial markets are corrupt.

14. I believe the U.S. judiciary is corrupt.

15. I believe the U.S. body politic, from Congress down to local politicians, is corrupt.

19. I believe the U.S. Federal Government is bankrupt.

20. I believe the "War On Terrorism" is a well planned fraud.

21. I believe the U.S. Federal Reserve Note is a fraud.

22. I believe in privacy and the right to be left alone.

23. I believe in my sovereignty as a common citizen.

24. I believe the United Nations should be abolished.

25. I believe the stock markets are a criminal scheme.

26. I believe that most government statistics are falsified.

27. I believe most of the media is covertly controlled.

28. I believe Rumor Mill News is NOT covertly controlled.

29. I believe that Homeland Security is a direct threat to my common rights, freedom, and liberties as an American.

30. I believe in owning a gun, and in my common right to protect myself & my family with it, only if there is no other alternative available.

31. I believe that with the current U.S. judicial system, I am guilty until I can prove I am innocent.

32. I believe that codes, administrative rules, Attorneys, State Prosecutors, and judges are enforcing that which is not law.

33. I believe that U.S. Law Enforcement exercises too much force and authority, and does so unlawfully.

34. I believe the "War On Drugs" is a fraudulent scam.

35. I believe the Patriot Act must be abolished ASAP.

36. I believe America has now become a Police State.

37. I believe the Attorney BAR is a fraud and a scam to protect the interests of corruption.

38. I believe that an Attorney is not a lawyer.

39. I believe that which is legal is not necessarily lawful.

40. I believe common lawful rights supercede legal codes.

 

IF YOU ANSWERED ANY QUESTIONS WITH A "YES", YOU ARE OFFICIALLY CLASSIFIED AS A TERRORIST UNDER THE PATRIOT ACT, AND SHOULD ASSUME THAT YOU WILL BE CAUGHT SOONER OR LATER.

 

You can THANK George Bin Laden.

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In a really bad ABU type voice

Oh my goooodness...Ijus know there was someting not quite right with me.

"You are the only person responsible for your happiness...this life can be as wonderful or misserable as You choose." J.P.W
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Damn I am an evil doer. But I am really quite sweet!!!!!!!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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My new terrorist name is

 

 

Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi

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http://ahmed-mohammed.mindswap.net/FakeID_Generator.php

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Welp here is mine

 

Aziz Hekmatiar (the Blow-up-Job)

 

Isnt that special!!!

-I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!!

-The Liver is evil and must be punished!

-The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!

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How could you not be a terrorist with a fucking dumbass like Bush as Pres.? :confused:

Bring it on! Why take prisoners if you can't fuck with them? If they cut off heads then let them wipe their ass with the Qoran. I'd give those prisoners a ride to the big house dangling on a rope from a blackhawk and let them bob for cat fish in the oil slime rivers of their homeland. After I had their attention I'd bring in 87 teen whores on their first day of their period and let them have their way. Then I'd takem (the whores) away until they were ready to shit in the turbine of the guy who talked them into fucking with someone as crazy as me.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

- Mark Twain

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