Your favourite movie/tv quote ^^

eh I got bored when I thought of this thread.. I didn't find any threads like this when I searched ^_^

but anyway.. tell us your favourite movie/tv quote..

my favourite is from bromwell high:

"I like your ear rings"-Spencer

"Oh thanks, they're from a shop"- Keisha @@;

"Yeah.. shops are good"- Spencer

"yeah, I like shops"- Keisha...

it's just.. so.. random..

or this one:

"BAD! B-A-F!"-Keisha ^_^ yay

or or!!!

in dude where's my car:

"y'know what? I am going to come in there and shove MY foot UP your ass if you say and then again!!"-Jesse

*silence*

"AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN"-the chinese fooooood woman

(PS: I'm bored)

i like when chandler has kissed joeys girlfriend in friends and joey says

"you have crossed the line, your so far over the line it can't be seen.......THE LINE IS A DOT!!!!"

I like mostly simpson quotes

like:

"No beer and no TV make Homer go something something"

"Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do...yallgalavitvithalaballa"

i have to, but they are just song lyrics which i found today and really liked.

'To live and not to breath

Is to die in tragedy

To run, to run away

To find what you believe

And I Leave behind

This hurricane of fucking lies

I lost my faith to this

This town that dont exist'

its in part five of 'Jesus of Surburbia' (tales of another broken home)

The really really really fat guy from the remake of The Italian Job said this:

"There are 3 things I don't mess with; mother nature, mothers in law, and mother-freakin Ukrainians"

I <3 that one

Scooby Doo 2 movie:

Shaggy: We're going to die!

Daphne: Think positive!

Shaggy: We're going to die quickly!

"If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing"

-The infinite wisdom of Homer J. Simpson

"If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing"

 

-The infinite wisdom of Homer J. Simpson

thats what my lasy ass ex husband used to say....thats why hes my ex lmao.

Meg (mad at Peter for embarrasing her): I can never go to school again!

Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Doctor: Mr. Griffin, you're fine.

Peter: Oh now you're coming on to me?

Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you, he's telling you you're healthy!

Doctor: Can't it be both?

Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

Gepetto: Whoops, I dropped my glasses. (Bends down, butt facing Pinochio.) Oh, by the way Pinochio, there were some cookies missing from the jar. Uh, did you take them?

Pinochio: No, pa. I didn't.

Gepetto: Are you sure you didn't?

Pinochio: No, pa. I'd never lie to you.

Gepetto: Are you sure? I mean, you could lie to me. And who knows? You may even get away with it.

Congressman: Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother.

Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.

Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!

Green Roach: Hey man! I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!

Brian: Those are bad roaches.

Manager: I blame the schools.

(Brian and Stewie come up to the crowd around the well.)

Man: There's a little girl stuck in that well. Unfortunately no one's arms are long enough to reach her except for that one guy, but he's helping that woman tickle a midget in a tree.

an inmate named Steve comes to kill Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland, but they left before he got to their cell.

Steve: Huh, they're all gone. Oh well, hey I wonder what this feels like. [stabs himself] Oh god that hurts!!! So thats what I've been doing to people??? I belong here.

Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.

Death: Well that would just leave England.

Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?

Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.

Camera man: Hey guys, we're still on in Boston.

(Later On During The Show)

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.

Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.

Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog she can't hear a word I'm saying.

Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.

Lastly,

(Guy walks up to Peter and kicks him in the nuts.)

Peter screams.

Lois: Oh, my god! What are you doing?

(Peter is still screaming.)

Lois: What's wrong with you?

Peter: What the hell, man?

Guy: Hurts, doesn't it?

Peter: What the hell do...? Yes! What the hell's your problem?

Guy (laughs): My friend, my friend...

Peter: Ow! Ow! What?!

Guy (pointing at camera): You've been kicked in the nuts!

Peter: No way!

Guy (laughs): You're gonna be on TV.

Peter (shaking guy's hand): Oh, sweet!

Lois: Oh wow!

Peter: Oh, my god!

Lois: We love that show!

Peter (waving at camera): Oh, that is awesome! Hey, hi.

Guy: You're on it!

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Rofl... I love that one

Napoleon Dynamite - "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

i'm such a loser XD

the only ones i can think of at the top of my head are:

Not Another Teen Movie:

"Good luck young man!" -random lady in airport

Dodgeball:

"Make me bleed my own blood!" - Ben Stiller

Eurotrip:

"They really are the worst twins ever..." -cant rememberh is name.

Drug Lady: Whats your name?

Peter: errrrm *looks around*

Peter: *sees pea* Pea.....

Peter: *sees tear* tear......

Peter: *sees grittith*: Grittith

Peter: Yea that it Peter Gritthin..... aww crap

Another One

Brian: Your Drunk

Stewies: *in a slur* ur sexy

"There is life in every breath, that is bushido" - katsamoto from The Last Samurai

"Merry christmas you little jerks!"- bam Margera

"You cant just put some hamer and nails to something and hammer something and expect it to grow!" don vito

"Vito, I'm as dumb as a box of rocks and you come right under it"- ryan dunn

"Basically I love to bang the shit out of them." Rob Bourdon talking about drums. (cough cough pervs!) XD

Sales Asscoate: Cash or credit?

Person: its a baseball bat, cash

SA: .....

P: sorry I just spent four hours at the DMV

SA: would you like it wrapped, or are you going back to the DMV?

"...and suddenly there came a tapping, someone who was gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.... I rapped, why didnt you answer?"- brandon lee the crow

"Free Your Mind" - Morpheus from The Matrix

"Never Say Die" - Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z

"Above all else, to thine own self be true" - Data from Star Trek, The Next Generation

'I love the shit out of you Bonnie'

'i love the shit out of you Clyde'

from teenage Bonnie and Clyde

Im shaking so damn much.. it feels like im dancing

-Band of Brothers (Bastogne episode)

*Arnie smashes down the door and then kills all people inside the room* He then says 'Knock Knock!'

This is on predetor... I like this cuz its so cheesy!

Well I 'll be one to name another quote from Family Guy

Peter is in church and drink a sip of wine then peter turn to the priest.

Peter:WHO! Is that really Jesus' blood?

Priest nodds yes

Peter:He must have drinking 24/7

Dammmiiitttttt!!!!!!! Family Guy rules!!!!!

There is another one "See you on the Flip Side"from Boondock Saints

Okay I forgot his name.

"are you a naughty freak?"

"is it nessicary for me to drink my own urine?probably not but its sterile and i like the taste!"

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Every living creature on this earth dies alone.

All from my favorite movie Donnie Darko! <3

Peter: I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal.

Joe: Maybe Peter took the trophy, he wanted it all along.

Peter: I couldn't have taken it, I was too busy breakin' into Joe's garage stealin' his ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight!

Lois: Peter!

Peter: What? It's a ladder, he can't use it. It's like takin' a watch off a dead guy.

Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?

Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

Lois: You pasted it over me.

Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?

Peter: Just my desire to see you happy.

Lois: Aww .... (hugs peter)

Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun.

Lois: What?

Peter: Shhh ... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.