Your Last Meal

Another morbid one for you all ...

 

If you were on death row, and you were given the opportunity of a final pig out, what would you order?

 

This website is good for inspiration.

 

Also, what would your (ideal) last words be?

Scalloped potatoes made with Guv'ment cheese, and picnic ham.

 

My final words would be...as they are about to hit the switch...

 

" Uhm, excuse me, I need to take a shit.... oh nevermind, I'll go after we finish this".

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The biggest seafood feast ever. King crab, snow crab, blue crab, dungeon crab, butterfly and popcorn shrimp fried along with sauteed shrimp, and some rock and Maine lobster tails. Butter with garlic please. Side order of fries.

Hm...this should be a loong list!

Lobster tails with lemon and butter, filet mignon, glazed carrots, stuffed clams, mashed potatoes, chicken cordon bleu.....it'd be good eats!!

Let's see, umm, a FAT SHAWARMA pita, garlic paste and homus on the side, some Pizza, a lot of chubby cola, and some nice big, merinated steaks.

 

I would say, "Hey officer your shoe is untied!".

I'm thinking some nice Alaskan King Crab legs, some Shrimp Cocktail and maybe some Lobster tails...

MUST have a Dr Pepper to wash it all down with.

 

My last words...maybe something self depricating like "I forgive you"

or maybe "I'll save a seat for you in hell"

or maybe if I did something I was proud of I would choose that moment to make a statement like "it was all worth it".

 

Not sure of course

MUST

I would have to go with a freaking huge slab of rare prime rib and cheesy hashbrowns. As for what my last words would be, I guess I would laugh in their face about how they would still have to pay taxes, and I would no longer be.

My last meal would be lazagna, a salad, olive bread, and for dessert, (just to piss off MM) apple pie alamode. Last words to MM and LF: "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!!" Then I'd flip both of those assholes the bird.

If i'm asked what I want for my last meal I will ask for an all you can eat buffet. As long as I keep eating, I stay alive.

 

Last words would be a long stuttering rant that would not end 'til they throw the switch.

If I could attend my own wake, it would be a pig on a spit, with salads aplenty, and roast veges and gravy.

 

Chicken and sweet corn for starters, and banana fritters, vanilla ice-cream, and cinnamon sauce, for afters.

 

What would I say to my potential executionists? With that lot of food in my guts, I would be doing all of my "talking" through my arsehole.

 

BRrRRRRRrrRRRrRRRRRp. FffffrrrRRRRRRffffRrRRRrrrrrRRppppfdrerp.

I like to enjoy Anna Perenna's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...

beef curry , fried rice n onion rings.

 

huge glass of irn bru

beef curry , fried rice n onion rings.

 

huge glass of irn bru

 

 

Irn Bru...the pride of Scotland!

 

Love that stuff! http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/

 

To bad the fucking FDA won't let them import it anymore. Asswipe Bureaucrats and Barbarians.

They had it in North America!? What's it taste like?

In preparation for this meal, I'd have to not eat for a week before the date. That way, when it's time for the meal, I have lots of hunger!!

 

Chicken cordon bleu

Vegetarian cheese lasagna

Pasta primavera

ThisricethingythatIdon'tknowthenameof

Egg rolls

Spring rolls

Cabbage rolls

Poutine

Cheese cake

Fudge

Egg salad sandwich

Eggs benedict

Monty cristo sandwich

Western sandwich

Scalloped potatoes

Maple walnut ice cream

PIZZA!!!!

Indescribable amounts of alcohol

Hashbrowns

Toaster pastries

Poptarts

 

I think I'll need to edit this list at some point in time. I know I've forgotten some things.

 

And my last words...hm. It depends on what crime I committed. I don't ever recall feeling guilt, so I think my last words would be something bitter, spiteful, or witty, versus something remorse-filled. Or it might be a final goodbye to someone I loved.

Or..If I killed someone, and I truly hated them and I'm glad they're dead, I'd laugh like a maniac and curse at the family watching my execution to let them know I'm not going to leave this earth without on last spite

Well...First I'd ask for a big fuckin joint.

 

Then I'd pig out on Viva puffs, Smoky BBQ potato chips, Beef Jerky, Random pastries, coconut candy bars, and then I'd wash it down with beer, vodka, Absinthe and energy drinks.

 

Then I'd make sure I piss all over the firing squad just as they shot me.

All of which would be preceeded as KVH, with a fine joint first.

 

The meal: Vegitarian Lasagna, Mushroom Pizza, Tofu stirfry with Alfredo sauce, Hummus Salad, Faffafel Pitas, an entire wheel of Dill Havarti, 2 fried egg sandwiches, and an endless train of Boca burgers.

 

To drink; A nice Red wine, Big 8 Cola, Mango Five Alive and a qrt of 151 to make sure THEY never accually get to kill me..I'm going down on MY terms!

 

My last words consisting of only the wisdom of the good Doctor;

 

"You better take care of me lord, because if you dont...you're gonna have me on your hands!"

2 pounds of shrooms and a coke.

I would ask for a fifteen pound turkey, a gallon of gravy, a cookie sheet of dressing, and several sides along with a case of beer and a box of cheap wine. All this in the hopes of passing out and postponing my execution.

 

Kidding. I'd ask for a ham and cheese and hold the sass. Fire me up.

All of which would be preceeded as KVH, with a fine joint first.

 

The meal: Vegitarian Lasagna, Mushroom Pizza, Tofu stirfry with Alfredo sauce, Hummus Salad, Faffafel Pitas, an entire wheel of Dill Havarti, 2 fried egg sandwiches, and an endless train of Boca burgers.

 

To drink; A nice Red wine, Big 8 Cola, Mango Five Alive and a qrt of 151 to make sure THEY never accually get to kill me..I'm going down on MY terms!

 

My last words consisting of only the wisdom of the good Doctor;

 

"You better take care of me lord, because if you dont...you're gonna have me on your hands!"

 

I don't know...

 

Is it me or do they eat some WEIRD ASS SHIT up there in Halifax, Nova Scotia? "Tofu stirfry with Alfredo sauce" WTF!

Yeah, no shit, who the fuck eats TOFU anyway ?? Jesus Christ, why eat the shit as a last meal, fuck that, live a little, eat some puffer fish instead.

 

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I used to go to this little cafe that served Tofu. It tasted sort of like Chicken Burger.

If I were on death row, I think my last meal would be some lamb chops with mint sauce, glazed carrots and cheesy potatos with ice tea for the drink. I'd want to finish the meal off with some strawberry-rhubarb pie and vanilla icecream, but I would need a glass of milk with that.

 

My last words would have to be, "I guess this means you'll never know where the rest of the bodies are."

Not a fan of tofu. Don't like the texture. But other soy products are good-edamame, soy crisps....But DAMN soy milk is nasty!

 

Oh, and I forgot my apple pie and a few Bombay Sapphire and Tonics...with two limes.

Think I'd asked for the warden's dog, deep fried, please.

 

and I'd let the bastards know that I was going to hang around haunting them and driving them nuts.

 

It worked last time.