dshogan1 Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 I now work at Cedar Point, and i am constantly in contact with the most ignorant fuckin assholes in the world. My main bitch is adolescents mainly 12-17 but the college age 23-27 are bad too. I am a ride operator, i operate the Waveswinger, it is a swing chair spinning ride. When this ride stops spinning it is 10 feet in the , why must people unhook their seatbelts and jump out of the swing. I would not do this. Do people not realize that this not only makes u look like a moron but is also incredibly unsafe. I also work at the Antique Cars, on these cars there is only one pedal, you push it down to go, and let off to stop. At the end of the ride, i tell people to stop and they say i dont know how, and then proceed to push the gas pedal down. Now why in the fuck would the pedal that has made u go the whole way around suddenly make ustop? I know that people dont have much experience with this brand of idiocy. But why do people have to be morons? Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
ToriAllen Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 People are stupid, but people in groups are idiots. I can't stand people, and I say it at least once a day; usually, when I am in the car. People never cease to amaze me with their idiocy. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
ParasiteGod Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 If I were you, except as me, I would restart the ride right after they unbuckle. That'll teach 'em. Damn kids. Quote I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.
Lethalfind Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 people are cattle...pure and simple. Bovin intelligence. God go with you when you return to work and may he linger with you throughout your day...OR we shall hear of someone on a killing spree in an amusement park. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
redeyez Posted June 17, 2006 Posted June 17, 2006 itz bekauze MY parentz never smaked ME round da side of da head and said shut da fuk up u spoilt little usless waste of DNA Quote
dshogan1 Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 itz bekauze MY parentz never smaked ME round da side of da head and said shut da fuk up u spoilt little usless waste of DNA you, my friend are a fuckin moron. but you are probably exactly right. Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
dshogan1 Posted June 18, 2006 Author Posted June 18, 2006 Today when another little fucktard knocked me off the car, i pulled the car into the station and slammed on the brake so hard his face hit the steering wheel. It sure made it all worth it Quote [CENTER][COLOR=red][SIZE=3][FONT=Book Antiqua]When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=3][IMG]http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/7ffa81b8e7ba1573ef6fd2f227b6de4f.jpg[/IMG][/SIZE][/CENTER]
RoyalOrleans Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 But why do people have to be morons? That's like asking "Why are decaf coffee pots orange?". The world may never know. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
TheJenn88 Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 That's like asking "Why are decaf coffee pots orange?". The world may never know. Decaf coffee pots are orange? Whoa... P.S. College kids are usually aged 17-22, not 23-27 Quote
jokersarewild Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Decaf coffee pots are orange? Whoa... P.S. College kids are usually aged 17-22, not 23-27 If they're slow... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
TerroristHater Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 People are stupid, but people in groups are idiots. I can't stand people, and I say it at least once a day; usually, when I am in the car. People never cease to amaze me with their idiocy. I say the same thing everyday as I drive to work. I sincerely hate the way people drive in this state. There are some people who should be banned from driving; unfortunately, about 50% of those people live here in Colorado. :/ Quote I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww. Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter. FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!!
Lethalfind Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 I say the same thing everyday as I drive to work. I sincerely hate the way people drive in this state. There are some people who should be banned from driving; unfortunately, about 50% of those people live here in Colorado. :/ Years back I used to manage a Bombay Company...there were times when I was able to just stand and watch people...its amazing how completely out of their minds stupid they are...My favorite thing was how people would bring small children in with something like toy guns or swords and set them loose in the store thinking I was going to keep them from breaking things AND if they did they the parents responsible wouldn't have to pay for it...our whole staff got in the habit of making faces at the children that would frighten them so they would RUN screaming back to their parents...Fuckin people...Its not enough we had to put up with their bullshit but they thought the company offered a FREE babysitting service...NOT !! Luckily at the time there were no cameras in the stores so the upper management never knew we did this. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Crawlingfaint15 Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 I agree with RO though, asking "But why do people have to be morons?" is like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...but its ironic though because i bet a few morons have actually tried licking to the center... Quote
jokersarewild Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 I agree with RO though, asking "But why do people have to be morons?" is like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...but its ironic though because i bet a few morons have actually tried licking to the center... When I was in karate, another student had a friend who did...it took like 3000 something. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
RoyalOrleans Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 I agree with RO though, asking "But why do people have to be morons?" is like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...but its ironic though because i bet a few morons have actually tried licking to the center... Please don't shit all over my analogy. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
jokersarewild Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 Please don't shit all over my analogy. We tend to do that a lot. It's not our fault, though... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
RoyalOrleans Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 We tend to do that a lot. It's not our fault, though... It's like taking a dump in a bramble thicket, I get pricked in the end. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
jokersarewild Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 Stop complaining then. You took the shit in the bramble thicket. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
RoyalOrleans Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 Stop complaining then. You took the shit in the bramble thicket. I'm not complaining, but my parade has just been pissed on. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
jokersarewild Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 I'm not complaining, but my parade has just been pissed on. Where are you peeing now? An electric fence? You really should get a toilet. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
ParasiteGod Posted June 26, 2006 Posted June 26, 2006 Speaking of stupid... If you're in front of me on the freeway at rush hour, don't drive 25mph when there's A)no one in front of you and b)the other lane is too full to merge. And don't slam on your brakes. To the bastard that was driving like a moron, I will kill you next time. Quote I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.
Chase-san Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 Speaking of stupid... If you're in front of me on the freeway at rush hour, don't drive 25mph when there's A)no one in front of you and b)the other lane is too full to merge. And don't slam on your brakes. To the bastard that was driving like a moron, I will kill you next time. Most people tend to slow down if someone is right on thier ass regardless if its thier fault. Another one of human stupidities. Quote
TommyGun1928 Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I am tired of people complaining about the overall intelligence of the human race, especially since this mindset comes from a few experiences with people who may not even be stupid but just either lethargic, lazy or absent minded. You have to admit, we've all had embarassing moments in our lives, and usually that is caused by our minds not exactly running at their intended capacity. Quote
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