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The scene: A little after 5pm. I'm in my car, going home after cosmetology. Bon Jovi - Shot to the Heart begins to play on the radio.

So as I'm driving along happily listening to Bon Jovi, windows down, something must have hit my eye. Dust? The sun? I don't know but they began to water something horrid. Blinded by the tears and mandatory eyeliner, as I stop at a red light I pull out some kleenex and hold them to my eyes. And I hear a guy in a truck next to me say, and I kid you not:

See son? Now that's what rock 'n roll's all about!

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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The scene: A little after 5pm. I'm in my car, going home after cosmetology. Bon Jovi - Shot to the Heart begins to play on the radio.

So as I'm driving along happily listening to Bon Jovi, windows down, something must have hit my eye. Dust? The sun? I don't know but they began to water something horrid. Blinded by the tears and mandatory eyeliner, as I stop at a red light I pull out some kleenex and hold them to my eyes. And I hear a guy in a truck next to me say, and I kid you not:

See son? Now that's what rock 'n roll's all about!

 

Ah, Bon Jovi... is there anything they can't do?

 

 

... oh yeah, die.

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Uhmm.. not to sound like, old or something, but I think the song you are referring to, is : YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.

No, just Richie Sambora would be good enough.

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I wasn't sure. I apologize :(

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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Uhmm.. not to sound like, old or something, but I think the song you are referring to, is : YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME.

No, just Richie Sambora would be good enough.

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Shot through the heart is a song. http://www.lyrics007.com/Bon%20Jovi%20&%20Jon%20Bon%20Jovi%20Lyrics/Shot%20Through%20the%20Heart%20Lyrics.html

 

And yeah, Richie Sambora should be shot...in the face.

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Ya but that one's not it. Phreak's right.

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bon+jovi/you+give+love+a+bad+name_20022263.html

or

http://www.lyrics007.com/Bon%20Jovi%20Lyrics/You%20Give%20Love%20A%20Bad%20Name%20Lyrics.html

Yep Phreaks' an old fart all right.

And yes that's what rock-n-roll is all about even though I was never a real big fan of Bon Jovi. I like to listen to them now.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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You had my attention until you mentioned Bon Jovi.

 

By the way, is it true that Sheryl Crowe body doubled for Jon Bon Jovi in Young Guns II?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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You had my attention until you mentioned Bon Jovi.

 

By the way, is it true that Sheryl Crowe body doubled for Jon Bon Jovi in Young Guns II?

 

I don't know about that, but I did hear that she was one of Michael Jackson's backup singers, for a while.

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