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This one got a chuckle from me.

 

"Hey honey, can we take a douche together later? I feel really dirty, and we haven't douched together for years."

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Here's something else that's funny....

 

Fuck you

Fuck you

Kiss my ass

Kiss his ass

Kiss her ass

Kiss your own ass

Fuck you

 

Now that's funny.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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This one got a chuckle from me.

 

1)The French word for shower.

 

Lol, I couldn't help but laugh at that...

 

One I thought a bit... strange was:

 

In the more literal sense of the word:

When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

 

Fucking yikes, man.

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