RoyalOrleans Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism. You confuse 'spelling' with 'typing', and so help me God if I am human and make typos. You make them all the time, and out of common courtesy, the real members of this forum dismiss this as being simply human error and don't flame you because of it. Had they done so, it would be simply moronic. So I take it, you don't get out too often? By the way, cocksucker, CES is a real member. He's a sponser and a moderator. So don't you go calling him anything other than "sir". Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along! But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to shit it out and respond! Genious. Actually I'm not making that up at all. The lightbulb incident happened quite recently. It should be somewhere in the daily rotten. I read an article in some magazine about an elderly man who stuffed a glass jar in there to relieve constipation or some shit (no pun intended) like that. I read about the jeweler's drill and the nailfile in the same one. (the article was about weird things removed from the human body) The cellphone incident happened a few years back, and I guess some fat woman had a small one and she sat on it and got it lodged in her ass without knowing. She found the phone by calling it. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
phreakwars Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 The cellphone incident happened a few years back, and I guess some fat woman had a small one and she sat on it and got it lodged in her ass without knowing. She found the phone by calling it.Did she have shitty reception ?? . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
kokorosenshi Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 who knows, but the calls were probably dirty Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
TommyGun1928 Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Actually I'm not making that up at all. The lightbulb incident happened quite recently. It should be somewhere in the daily rotten. I read an article in some magazine about an elderly man who stuffed a glass jar in there to relieve constipation or some shit (no pun intended) like that. I read about the jeweler's drill and the nailfile in the same one. (the article was about weird things removed from the human body) The cellphone incident happened a few years back, and I guess some fat woman had a small one and she sat on it and got it lodged in her ass without knowing. She found the phone by calling it. Well, that might have been possible assuming she was wearing no undergarments at the time, which for a large woman... tends to be a little on the disturbing side Quote
ImWithStupid Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Well, that might have been possible assuming she was wearing no undergarments at the time, which for a large woman... tends to be a little on the disturbing side Or exciting if you happen to be a "chubby chaser" like Cool_Dude. Quote
kokorosenshi Posted July 24, 2006 Posted July 24, 2006 You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the rectum of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far: -An octapus -A gerbil -A 2-foot dildo -A myriad of cartoon tentacles -Their brother's penis -Half an orange -Several (chicken) eggs -A (Japanese) newspaper -A fist -A flagpole -If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention umm, out of curiosity, you wouldnt know where that video of a woman with a 2 foot dildo is at and i honestly wont belive that someone have been able to put any of that, unless its something small Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
Vortex Posted July 24, 2006 Posted July 24, 2006 Did she have shitty reception ?? . . AHAHAhhhhh!! Nice one! backtracking phreak...and not to dreail the thread... Your from nebraska and were on bbs systems...were you on Mages Inn back in the day? (13 line bbs out of omaha)? curious cuz i was on that...and was a lol...remember this term.."sygop" crap i may even have that term spelled incorrectly..but i thinkts thats what it was called... Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?!
ImWithStupid Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Porn is for people who can't get any. By the posts of yours that I have read, I'm guessing that you are about 15-17 years old. Quote
jokersarewild Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Porn is for people who can't get any. So you are a walking advertisement? 1 Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
RoyalOrleans Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Porn is for people who can't get any. What church are you working for? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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