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I've never thought about a "porn hierachy" before.

 

Although I've never seen one. I'd have to imagine that, kiddie rape snuff films, would be on the lowest level of my list.

 

Not for TH!

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Not for TH!

 

TH is YESTERDAY'S Newspaper. Move on JAW, move on.

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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If he won't make a porn Hierarchy, then I will. Here it is (in order from reverse engorgement to wanktastic):

 

1. Gay/Lesbien

2. Hentai

3.crappy sample vids where some stupid slut sucks some dude off and that's it

4. two idiots doing it missionary

5. Flab fetish

6. Extreme BDSM

7. Insertion of weird objects

8. Bukake

9. Not-so-extreme BDSM

10. Golden showers

11. Gerbiling

12. Beastiality

and the lucky 13.......

 

 

DIE SCHEISSE!!!!!

All bullshit, No Business.
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If he won't make a porn Hierarchy, then I will. Here it is (in order from reverse engorgement to wanktastic):

 

1. Gay/Lesbien

2. Hentai

3.crappy sample vids where some stupid slut sucks some dude off and that's it

4. two idiots doing it missionary

5. Flab fetish

6. Extreme BDSM

7. Insertion of weird objects

8. Bukake

9. Not-so-extreme BDSM

10. Golden showers

11. Gerbiling

12. Beastiality

and the lucky 13.......

 

 

DIE SCHEISSE!!!!!

 

Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully masturbate to Gerbiling, Beastiality, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? :confused:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully masturbate to Gerbiling, Beastiality, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? :confused:

 

I wonder why the asshole who sarcastically remarked that due to what I had said, there was an implied hierarchy involved regarding porn and did not expect to be answered. Huh.

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Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully masturbate to Gerbiling, Beastiality, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? :confused:

 

 

CES, CES, CES....

 

There is much more to porn besides sexual arousal and masturbation. Porn is also about AMUSEMENT.

 

For example the idea of shoving a gerbil into one's rectal cavity is probably the most hilarious thing one can think of. And then there's the scat pics. Who the hell doesn't get their kicks from grossing people out? And then there's some people on this site that are comparable to fecal matter oh wait...I wouldn't want to belittle my poor little feces THAT badly

 

But hey, if the chick who's getting gerbiled is hot enough and is writhing the right way as the gerbil thrashes around in her tight little ass, making her moan in absolute passion -- ARRRGH! getting carried away. Need to snap out of it!! Shouldn't be pulling it while using my computer....

 

And while arousal and wank aren't all that porn is about, it is still a part of it.

And who the hell would want to see the same old ditzy-bleach-headed-bimbo-suck-cock-for-college(code word for "crack"-money schtick that's dime a fuckin dozen in the porn world? It's always good to mix it up with some bizarre pornography.

 

 

Masturbating to beastiality? I may not do that (often) but There are MANY people out there that will (I'm sure some users on here - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - would FLIP over the site of a horse dick)

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Look again. Deeper. Deeper. Okay, that's good. Now when you feel the need to make a bowel movement, you'll have your scat pix.

 

 

I know how to make home made scat.

 

In your previous post you stated that computer chips are made from scat pix. And as much as I like scat, my computer isn't made of them (yet)

All bullshit, No Business.
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CES, CES, CES....

 

There is much more to porn besides sexual arousal and masturbation. Porn is also about AMUSEMENT.

 

For example the idea of shoving a gerbil into one's rectal cavity is probably the most hilarious thing one can think of. And then there's the scat pics. Who the hell doesn't get their kicks from grossing people out? And then there's some people on this site that are comparable to fecal matter oh wait...I wouldn't want to belittle my poor little feces THAT badly

 

But hey, if the chick who's getting gerbiled is hot enough and is writhing the right way as the gerbil thrashes around in her tight little ass, making her moan in absolute passion -- ARRRGH! getting carried away. Need to snap out of it!! Shouldn't be pulling it while using my computer....

 

And while arousal and wank aren't all that porn is about, it is still a part of it.

And who the hell would want to see the same old ditzy-bleach-headed-bimbo-suck-cock-for-college(code word for "crack"-money schtick that's dime a fuckin dozen in the porn world? It's always good to mix it up with some bizarre pornography.

 

 

Masturbating to beastiality? I may not do that (often) but There are MANY people out there that will (I'm sure some users on here - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - would FLIP over the site of a horse dick)

 

I had to laugh my ass off just reading about the gerbil thing. :D Your totally right on that one.

I didn't know there were beastiality fetishes. You learn something gross just about everyday around here. :D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I had to laugh my ass off just reading about the gerbil thing. :D Your totally right on that one.

I didn't know there were beastiality fetishes. You learn something gross just about everyday around here. :D

 

You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the rectum of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far:

 

-An octapus

-A gerbil

-A 2-foot dildo

-A myriad of cartoon tentacles

-Their brother's penis

-Half an orange

-Several (chicken) eggs

-A (Japanese) newspaper

-A fist

-A flagpole

-If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention

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You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the rectum of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far:

 

-An octapus

-A gerbil

-A 2-foot dildo

-A myriad of cartoon tentacles

-Their brother's penis

-Half an orange

-Several (chicken) eggs

-A (Japanese) newspaper

-A fist

-A flagpole

-If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention

 

A light bulb

A glass jar

A nailfile

A cellphone

A jeweler's drill

All bullshit, No Business.
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A light bulb

A glass jar

A nailfile

A cellphone

A jeweler's drill

 

Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along!

 

But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to shit it out and respond!

 

Genious.

Posted
Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along!

 

But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to shit it out and respond!

 

Genious.

 

(Obviously, this post was spelled by one.) :rolleyes:

 

Well I can't hold it too much against him, afterall he is just another Canuk. It's not his fault he grew up that way. :eek:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the rectum of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far:

 

-An octapus

-A gerbil

-A 2-foot dildo

-A myriad of cartoon tentacles

-Their brother's penis

-Half an orange

-Several (chicken) eggs

-A (Japanese) newspaper

-A fist

-A flagpole

-If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention

 

I saw a video with one Japanese chick loading another one's ass with little minnow sized fish, with a funnel. She then shot them out into a cup.

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I saw a video with one Japanese chick loading another one's ass with little minnow sized fish, with a funnel. She then shot them out into a cup.

 

Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing. :rolleyes:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

Posted
Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing. :rolleyes:

 

That'd be a really interesting super power though...;)

RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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(Obviously, this post was spelled by one.) :rolleyes:

 

Well I can't hold it too much against him, afterall he is just another Canuk. It's not his fault he grew up that way. :eek:

 

You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism. You confuse 'spelling' with 'typing', and so help me God if I am human and make typos. You make them all the time, and out of common courtesy, the real members of this forum dismiss this as being simply human error and don't flame you because of it. Had they done so, it would be simply moronic.

 

Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing.

Not true. The places bombed in Japan are not facing any negative after-effects from the nuclear explosions. Some say that they are actually living longer and better. That's a different argument, though.

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You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism.

 

Sure I can. I just did. Racist? Me? Sometimes, yes.

 

 

Not true. The places bombed in Japan are not facing any negative after-effects from the nuclear explosions. Some say that they are actually living longer and better. That's a different argument, though.

 

Sarcasam and tongue in cheek is unfortunately, wasted on you.

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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