jokersarewild Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 I've never thought about a "porn hierachy" before. Although I've never seen one. I'd have to imagine that, kiddie rape snuff films, would be on the lowest level of my list. Not for TH! Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted July 12, 2006 Author Posted July 12, 2006 Not for TH! TH is YESTERDAY'S Newspaper. Move on JAW, move on. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
jokersarewild Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 TH is YESTERDAY'S Newspaper. Move on JAW, move on. I just had to...I saw an opening and took it. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
TommyGun1928 Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 I just had to...I saw an opening and took it. You're a pitiful, pitiful soul. That joke was way too easy. Quote
Kryptonite Man Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 You're a pitiful, pitiful soul. That joke was way too easy. No, that would be your mama. Quote I'm a liberal's worst nightmare. A black man with a brain!
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 If he won't make a porn Hierarchy, then I will. Here it is (in order from reverse engorgement to wanktastic): 1. Gay/Lesbien 2. Hentai 3.crappy sample vids where some stupid slut sucks some dude off and that's it 4. two idiots doing it missionary 5. Flab fetish 6. Extreme BDSM 7. Insertion of weird objects 8. Bukake 9. Not-so-extreme BDSM 10. Golden showers 11. Gerbiling 12. Beastiality and the lucky 13....... DIE SCHEISSE!!!!! Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted July 13, 2006 Author Posted July 13, 2006 If he won't make a porn Hierarchy, then I will. Here it is (in order from reverse engorgement to wanktastic): 1. Gay/Lesbien 2. Hentai 3.crappy sample vids where some stupid slut sucks some dude off and that's it 4. two idiots doing it missionary 5. Flab fetish 6. Extreme BDSM 7. Insertion of weird objects 8. Bukake 9. Not-so-extreme BDSM 10. Golden showers 11. Gerbiling 12. Beastiality and the lucky 13....... DIE SCHEISSE!!!!! Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully masturbate to Gerbiling, Beastiality, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
builder Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Maybe that's why Komrade hasn't been posting lately. No more scat pix. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
TommyGun1928 Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully masturbate to Gerbiling, Beastiality, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? I wonder why the asshole who sarcastically remarked that due to what I had said, there was an implied hierarchy involved regarding porn and did not expect to be answered. Huh. Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully masturbate to Gerbiling, Beastiality, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? CES, CES, CES.... There is much more to porn besides sexual arousal and masturbation. Porn is also about AMUSEMENT. For example the idea of shoving a gerbil into one's rectal cavity is probably the most hilarious thing one can think of. And then there's the scat pics. Who the hell doesn't get their kicks from grossing people out? And then there's some people on this site that are comparable to fecal matter oh wait...I wouldn't want to belittle my poor little feces THAT badly But hey, if the chick who's getting gerbiled is hot enough and is writhing the right way as the gerbil thrashes around in her tight little ass, making her moan in absolute passion -- ARRRGH! getting carried away. Need to snap out of it!! Shouldn't be pulling it while using my computer.... And while arousal and wank aren't all that porn is about, it is still a part of it. And who the hell would want to see the same old ditzy-bleach-headed-bimbo-suck-cock-for-college(code word for "crack"-money schtick that's dime a fuckin dozen in the porn world? It's always good to mix it up with some bizarre pornography. Masturbating to beastiality? I may not do that (often) but There are MANY people out there that will (I'm sure some users on here - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - would FLIP over the site of a horse dick) 1 Quote All bullshit, No Business.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Maybe that's why Komrade hasn't been posting lately. No more scat pix. oh I can find more...don't worry. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
TommyGun1928 Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 oh I can find more...don't worry. Scat pix are like silicon... generally inexpensive and highly abundant. Plus people make computer chips out of both of them. Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 I don't think even my computer is made out of scat pics Quote All bullshit, No Business.
TommyGun1928 Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 I don't think even my computer is made out of scat pics Look again. Deeper. Deeper. Okay, that's good. Now when you feel the need to make a bowel movement, you'll have your scat pix. Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Look again. Deeper. Deeper. Okay, that's good. Now when you feel the need to make a bowel movement, you'll have your scat pix. I know how to make home made scat. In your previous post you stated that computer chips are made from scat pix. And as much as I like scat, my computer isn't made of them (yet) Quote All bullshit, No Business.
snafu Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 CES, CES, CES.... There is much more to porn besides sexual arousal and masturbation. Porn is also about AMUSEMENT. For example the idea of shoving a gerbil into one's rectal cavity is probably the most hilarious thing one can think of. And then there's the scat pics. Who the hell doesn't get their kicks from grossing people out? And then there's some people on this site that are comparable to fecal matter oh wait...I wouldn't want to belittle my poor little feces THAT badly But hey, if the chick who's getting gerbiled is hot enough and is writhing the right way as the gerbil thrashes around in her tight little ass, making her moan in absolute passion -- ARRRGH! getting carried away. Need to snap out of it!! Shouldn't be pulling it while using my computer.... And while arousal and wank aren't all that porn is about, it is still a part of it. And who the hell would want to see the same old ditzy-bleach-headed-bimbo-suck-cock-for-college(code word for "crack"-money schtick that's dime a fuckin dozen in the porn world? It's always good to mix it up with some bizarre pornography. Masturbating to beastiality? I may not do that (often) but There are MANY people out there that will (I'm sure some users on here - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - would FLIP over the site of a horse dick) I had to laugh my ass off just reading about the gerbil thing. Your totally right on that one. I didn't know there were beastiality fetishes. You learn something gross just about everyday around here. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
TommyGun1928 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I had to laugh my ass off just reading about the gerbil thing. Your totally right on that one. I didn't know there were beastiality fetishes. You learn something gross just about everyday around here. You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the rectum of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far: -An octapus -A gerbil -A 2-foot dildo -A myriad of cartoon tentacles -Their brother's penis -Half an orange -Several (chicken) eggs -A (Japanese) newspaper -A fist -A flagpole -If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the rectum of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far: -An octapus -A gerbil -A 2-foot dildo -A myriad of cartoon tentacles -Their brother's penis -Half an orange -Several (chicken) eggs -A (Japanese) newspaper -A fist -A flagpole -If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention A light bulb A glass jar A nailfile A cellphone A jeweler's drill Quote All bullshit, No Business.
TommyGun1928 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 A light bulb A glass jar A nailfile A cellphone A jeweler's drill Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along! But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to shit it out and respond! Genious. Quote
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along! But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to shit it out and respond! Genious. (Obviously, this post was spelled by one.) Well I can't hold it too much against him, afterall he is just another Canuk. It's not his fault he grew up that way. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
ImWithStupid Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the rectum of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far: -An octapus -A gerbil -A 2-foot dildo -A myriad of cartoon tentacles -Their brother's penis -Half an orange -Several (chicken) eggs -A (Japanese) newspaper -A fist -A flagpole -If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention I saw a video with one Japanese chick loading another one's ass with little minnow sized fish, with a funnel. She then shot them out into a cup. Quote
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 I saw a video with one Japanese chick loading another one's ass with little minnow sized fish, with a funnel. She then shot them out into a cup. Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
jokersarewild Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing. That'd be a really interesting super power though... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
TommyGun1928 Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 (Obviously, this post was spelled by one.) Well I can't hold it too much against him, afterall he is just another Canuk. It's not his fault he grew up that way. You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism. You confuse 'spelling' with 'typing', and so help me God if I am human and make typos. You make them all the time, and out of common courtesy, the real members of this forum dismiss this as being simply human error and don't flame you because of it. Had they done so, it would be simply moronic. Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing. Not true. The places bombed in Japan are not facing any negative after-effects from the nuclear explosions. Some say that they are actually living longer and better. That's a different argument, though. Quote
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism. Sure I can. I just did. Racist? Me? Sometimes, yes. Not true. The places bombed in Japan are not facing any negative after-effects from the nuclear explosions. Some say that they are actually living longer and better. That's a different argument, though. Sarcasam and tongue in cheek is unfortunately, wasted on you. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
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