Guest Tommy Joe Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 Bill O'Really wrote: > > > I'm not a stand up, contrary to popular belief, but if I was I > wouldn't waste one of my precious evenings at the comedy store. One > would be better off lip singing on youtube than wasting your time > there, but I would watch you perform there if you will pay for the > parking. I have performed, but could never do it as a living, even if people paid to see me. One show every 6 months, that I could handle. But every night? No way. What a fucking job. All jobs suck. I'm making less than 200 a week in the cab sometimes, just barely holding on, but I'll take it over going on stage twice a night all over the country for just enough money to take me to my next job. God, what a life. I applaud those who do it. But I also laugh at them. I can do both, because I am able to see most things from both sides, not just one like most idiots. We can go to the store and ridicule the performers, that would be fun. I've done that. Let's do that, Bill. You and me, together as one. I'll pay for staying at your place by taking you out at night. Some nights I will want to go out alone, but will take you along anyway, because I'm staying at your place rent free. When can we sign the papers, Bill? I want to stay at your pad. I want to be your pal. Tommy Joe (Please Let Me Live With You) Quote
Guest Bill O'Really Posted April 14, 2008 Posted April 14, 2008 On Apr 14, 1:23 am, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > > I have performed, but could never do it as a living, even if > people paid to see me. One show every 6 months, that I could handle. > But every night? No way. What a fucking job. All jobs suck. I'm > making less than 200 a week in the cab sometimes, just barely holding > on, but I'll take it over going on stage twice a night all over the > country for just enough money to take me to my next job. Don't feel bad I believe there are a lot of people who find it hard making a living. > God, what a > life. I applaud those who do it. But I also laugh at them. I can do > both, because I am able to see most things from both sides, not just > one like most idiots. We can go to the store and ridicule the > performers, that would be fun. I've done that. Let's do that, Bill. > You and me, together as one. I'll pay for staying at your place by > taking you out at night. Some nights I will want to go out alone, but > will take you along anyway, because I'm staying at your place rent > free. When can we sign the papers, Bill? I want to stay at your > pad. I want to be your pal. > > Tommy Joe (Please Let Me Live With You) Tommy, for one, I wouldn't waste my valuable time out ridiculing comics chasing their dreams. I do that in here because anyone that wastes their time ridiculing me in here isn't much of a comic and has no business pursuing industry. I think I proved that point with old so and so. Two, I don't think we are all that compatible. We don't even get along in here, you hate the things I talk about. You hate the things I believe in and stand for. Don't bullshit yourself Tommy I'm not your kind of scum. Plus Tommy you're old enough to be my dad, would you hang out with someone in their 80's? Three, we've already discussed this previously, L.A. has changed since the days you squatted the streets and it was determined that you couldn't handle it now. Take my word on it you wouldn't like it here. Stay in the warm friendly confines of North Carolina where it is safe. I don't just feel that way about you, there's another mother fucker that lives out here that is wasting his and his family's time and should take his sad little ass back to North Carolina. He can still make his home movies there. Four, there is only a handful of comics that I would actually make an effort to go and see live, and they don't do the Comedy Store. They usually play at the Grove or larger venues in Socal. Most of the time they are performing in middle America for real people. Honestly if you do come out here against my better advice, and you do have some smack on you I will definitely meet with you, I'll bring my own needle though. Bill O'Really Quote
Guest Tommy Joe Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 Bill O'Really wrote: > > > for one, I wouldn't waste my valuable time out ridiculing comics > chasing their dreams. I do that in here because anyone that wastes > their time ridiculing me in here isn't much of a comic and has no > business pursuing industry. I think I proved that point with old so > and so. > > Two, I don't think we are all that compatible. We don't even get > along in here, you hate the things I talk about. You hate the things > I believe in and stand for. Don't bullshit yourself Tommy I'm not > your kind of scum. Plus Tommy you're old enough to be my dad, would > you hang out with someone in their 80's? > > Three, we've already discussed this previously, L.A. has changed since > the days you squatted the streets and it was determined that you > couldn't handle it now. Take my word on it you wouldn't like it > here. Stay in the warm friendly confines of North Carolina where it > is safe. I don't just feel that way about you, there's another mother > fucker that lives out here that is wasting his and his family's time > and should take his sad little ass back to North Carolina. He can > still make his home movies there. > > Four, there is only a handful of comics that I would actually make an > effort to go and see live, and they don't do the Comedy Store. They > usually play at the Grove or larger venues in Socal. Most of the time > they are performing in middle America for real people. > > Honestly if you do come out here against my better advice, and you do > have some smack on you I will definitely meet with you, I'll bring my > own needle though. Some of that was actually pretty funny, O'Really. Some of it was even true. Except for how much L.A. has changed since my departure. Everything has changed. Change happens. It's changing here. Everywhere I go turns to crap. It's almost like I'm a trail blazing pioneer in making neighborhoods go down the tubes. Truth is, everywhere I've lived was already on the way down, which is why they rented to me in the first place. I don't care about L.A., O'Really. I lived in the small town of Hollywood. I knew many parts of L.A., but lived only in Hollywood. Wherever you live, no matter how big the town, you can only stand in one spot at one time. Tommy Joe Quote
Guest Bill O'Really Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 On Apr 16, 12:24 am, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > Bill O'Really wrote: > > > for one, I wouldn't waste my valuable time out ridiculing comics > > chasing their dreams. I do that in here because anyone that wastes > > their time ridiculing me in here isn't much of a comic and has no > > business pursuing industry. I think I proved that point with old so > > and so. > > > Two, I don't think we are all that compatible. We don't even get > > along in here, you hate the things I talk about. You hate the things > > I believe in and stand for. Don't bullshit yourself Tommy I'm not > > your kind of scum. Plus Tommy you're old enough to be my dad, would > > you hang out with someone in their 80's? > > > Three, we've already discussed this previously, L.A. has changed since > > the days you squatted the streets and it was determined that you > > couldn't handle it now. Take my word on it you wouldn't like it > > here. Stay in the warm friendly confines of North Carolina where it > > is safe. I don't just feel that way about you, there's another mother > > fucker that lives out here that is wasting his and his family's time > > and should take his sad little ass back to North Carolina. He can > > still make his home movies there. > > > Four, there is only a handful of comics that I would actually make an > > effort to go and see live, and they don't do the Comedy Store. They > > usually play at the Grove or larger venues in Socal. Most of the time > > they are performing in middle America for real people. > > > Honestly if you do come out here against my better advice, and you do > > have some smack on you I will definitely meet with you, I'll bring my > > own needle though. > > Some of that was actually pretty funny, O'Really. Some of it was > even true. Except for how much L.A. has changed since my departure. > Everything has changed. Change happens. It's changing here. > Everywhere I go turns to crap. It's almost like I'm a trail blazing > pioneer in making neighborhoods go down the tubes. Truth is, > everywhere I've lived was already on the way down, which is why they > rented to me in the first place. I don't care about L.A., O'Really. > I lived in the small town of Hollywood. I knew many parts of L.A., > but lived only in Hollywood. Wherever you live, no matter how big the > town, you can only stand in one spot at one time. > > Tommy Joe Tommy, be honest you are you're own person. You don't need friends and you don't want friends, you are a lone wolf. What you do need is someone to hand you a wad of dough on a weekly basis so that all you have to do is lay around, drink beer, and have bowel movements all day. That would be your ideal retirement. Bill O'Really Quote
Guest Tommy Joe Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Bill O'Really wrote: > > > Tommy, be honest you are you're own person. You don't need friends > and you don't want friends, you are a lone wolf. > > What you do need is someone to hand you a wad of dough on a weekly > basis so that all you have to do is lay around, drink beer, and have > bowel movements all day. > > That would be your ideal retirement. I lived in the old part of Hollywood among the SSI people. I applied myself, but they turned me down. Not nuts enough. And they were right. I was too egotistical to put on a good enough show for the state psychiatrist. I tried again two more times since and was turned down both times. Yes, I'll take that monthly check and live quite happily. I'm proud of it. I'm getting ready to apply again, only this time I'm not going down without a fight. It's probably too late, but you never know. I know a guy in L.A. who had asthma really bad, in the hospital by ambulance nearly every other day. He applied for it and finally got it after years of trying. He died within two months of getting his first check. So you got me right, O'Really. I'll take the check. Weekly, montly, anyway you want to divvy it up, I'll take that fucking check - just like I took it when my best friend Charles died back in '91. I was his payee. I got his check every month and cashed it for him, then gave him all the cash. When he died the checks kept coming. It went on for 9 months until one day I got a letter saying it was time for them to see Charles for his every-two- years re-evaluaion. Well, he couldn't make it, dead you know? So that was the end of that. The checks stopped coming the following month. Tommy Joe Quote
Guest Tommy Joe Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Bozo wrote: > > > > What you do need is someone to hand you a wad of dough on a weekly > > basis so that all you have to do is lay around, drink beer, and have > > bowel movements all day. > I think he'd be happy just with the bowel movements. > > -Bozo- Wrong, Bozo! You can't make turds without food, and food costs money. Toilet papers aint cheap either, not when you use two rolls a day. Tommy Joe Quote
Guest Bill O'Really Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 On Apr 18, 6:02 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > Bill O'Really wrote: > > > Tommy, be honest you are you're own person. You don't need friends > > and you don't want friends, you are a lone wolf. > > > What you do need is someone to hand you a wad of dough on a weekly > > basis so that all you have to do is lay around, drink beer, and have > > bowel movements all day. > > > That would be your ideal retirement. > > I lived in the old part of Hollywood among the SSI people. I > applied myself, but they turned me down. Not nuts enough. And they > were right. I was too egotistical to put on a good enough show for > the state psychiatrist. I tried again two more times since and was > turned down both times. Yes, I'll take that monthly check and live > quite happily. I'm proud of it. I'm getting ready to apply again, > only this time I'm not going down without a fight. It's probably too > late, but you never know. I know a guy in L.A. who had asthma really > bad, in the hospital by ambulance nearly every other day. He applied > for it and finally got it after years of trying. He died within two > months of getting his first check. So you got me right, O'Really. > I'll take the check. Weekly, montly, anyway you want to divvy it up, > I'll take that fucking check - just like I took it when my best friend > Charles died back in '91. I was his payee. I got his check every > month and cashed it for him, then gave him all the cash. When he died > the checks kept coming. It went on for 9 months until one day I got a > letter saying it was time for them to see Charles for his every-two- > years re-evaluaion. Well, he couldn't make it, dead you know? So > that was the end of that. The checks stopped coming the following > month. > > Tommy Joe I hope you get that check Tommy. Bill O'Really Quote
Guest Tommy Joe Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 Bill O'Really wrote: > On Apr 18, 6:02 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > > Bill O'Really wrote: > > > > > Tommy, be honest you are you're own person. You don't need friends > > > and you don't want friends, you are a lone wolf. > > > > > What you do need is someone to hand you a wad of dough on a weekly > > > basis so that all you have to do is lay around, drink beer, and have > > > bowel movements all day. > > > > > That would be your ideal retirement. > > > > I lived in the old part of Hollywood among the SSI people. I > > applied myself, but they turned me down. Not nuts enough. And they > > were right. I was too egotistical to put on a good enough show for > > the state psychiatrist. I tried again two more times since and was > > turned down both times. Yes, I'll take that monthly check and live > > quite happily. I'm proud of it. I'm getting ready to apply again, > > only this time I'm not going down without a fight. It's probably too > > late, but you never know. I know a guy in L.A. who had asthma really > > bad, in the hospital by ambulance nearly every other day. He applied > > for it and finally got it after years of trying. He died within two > > months of getting his first check. So you got me right, O'Really. > > I'll take the check. Weekly, montly, anyway you want to divvy it up, > > I'll take that fucking check - just like I took it when my best friend > > Charles died back in '91. I was his payee. I got his check every > > month and cashed it for him, then gave him all the cash. When he died > > the checks kept coming. It went on for 9 months until one day I got a > > letter saying it was time for them to see Charles for his every-two- > > years re-evaluaion. Well, he couldn't make it, dead you know? So > > that was the end of that. The checks stopped coming the following > > month. > > > > Tommy Joe > > I hope you get that check Tommy. I hope you mean that and I hope you're right, although it's really hard to get federal aid these days. Maybe they'll take pity on me now that I'm 60. Or maybe they'll figure I don't have long to live, so why not toss me a bone to keep me from going out and killing a bunch of people. I don't have the guts, and never did, to pull the sort of stunt necessary to get medical support - such as pretending I'm going to leap from a tall building. It takes guts to pull off such a stunt. The kind of guts I had when I was a kid. Oh, by the way, meant to add in the other thread about getting out of the service. On the way to the all-day selective service exam, everyone on the bus was talking about what they were going to do to get out. They all talked about claiming to be gay, as they had all heard that this would work. I believed them. I always believed most people when I was a kid, because I was honest with my own comments and assumed everyone was the same. Those kids talked about all sorts of things they were going to do to get out of the service. But at the end of the day I was the only one not excused, the only one held over for the night - a free meal and hotel, an appointment the next day with a shrink. I was truly amazed that I was the only one. I really believed some of those kids would hold true to their boasts. Tommy Joe Quote
Guest Colonel Jake Posted April 19, 2008 Posted April 19, 2008 "Tommy Joe" <joss@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:ec808bcf-f3bb-4afc-833d-6a0af76e3218@k13g2000hse.googlegroups.com... : : : Bozo wrote: : > : > : > > What you do need is someone to hand you a wad of dough on a weekly : > > basis so that all you have to do is lay around, drink beer, and have : > > bowel movements all day. : : : : > I think he'd be happy just with the bowel movements. : > : > -Bozo- : : : Wrong, Bozo! You can't make turds without food, and food costs : money. Toilet papers aint cheap either, not when you use two rolls a : day. : Yeah?, "But if you're shittin'?!?!?!,...., you're living!!!..." : : Tommy Joe Quote
Guest Tommy Joe Posted April 20, 2008 Posted April 20, 2008 Colonel Jake wrote: > "Tommy Joe" <joss@bellsouth.net> wrote in message > news:ec808bcf-f3bb-4afc-833d-6a0af76e3218@k13g2000hse.googlegroups.com... > : > : > : Bozo wrote: > : > > : > > : > > What you do need is someone to hand you a wad of dough on a weekly > : > > basis so that all you have to do is lay around, drink beer, and have > : > > bowel movements all day. > : > : > : > : > I think he'd be happy just with the bowel movements. > : > > : > -Bozo- > : > : > : Wrong, Bozo! You can't make turds without food, and food costs > : money. Toilet papers aint cheap either, not when you use two rolls a > : day. > : > > Yeah?, > "But if you're shittin'?!?!?!,...., you're living!!!..." I hear the best shit of one's life is at just the moment they die, when it all comes pouring out in one big relief-filled moment of ecstacy and fear combined that also sometimes causes one to ejaculation at just the moment they cease to breath. So it's basically a wild and wooly combination of gasping for air, taking the greatest shit of your life, and ejaculating, all at the same time. Tommy Joe Quote
Guest Phil Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 On Apr 19, 3:34 am, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > > I hope you mean that and I hope you're right, although it's > really hard to get federal aid these days. Maybe they'll take pity on > me now that I'm 60. Or maybe they'll figure I don't have long to > live, so why not toss me a bone to keep me from going out and killing > a bunch of people. I don't have the guts, and never did, to pull the > sort of stunt necessary to get medical support - such as pretending > I'm going to leap from a tall building. It takes guts to pull off > such a stunt. The kind of guts I had when I was a kid. > > Oh, by the way, meant to add in the other thread about getting out > of the service. On the way to the all-day selective service exam, > everyone on the bus was talking about what they were going to do to > get out. They all talked about claiming to be gay, as they had all > heard that this would work. I believed them. I always believed most > people when I was a kid, because I was honest with my own comments and > assumed everyone was the same. Those kids talked about all sorts of > things they were going to do to get out of the service. But at the > end of the day I was the only one not excused, the only one held over > for the night - a free meal and hotel, an appointment the next day > with a shrink. I was truly amazed that I was the only one. I really > believed some of those kids would hold true to their boasts. > > Tommy Joe Of course I mean it. I hope you can get all the assistance you can get. I don't wish you hardship, I'm sure you had enough of that in your life. I don't fault any young man for not wanting to go to combat. History has shown Vietnam was bullshit, and I think we are all seeing Iraq is the same. What I find disturbing is that 40 years later at the age of 60 you would be still boasting about it as it was something to be proud of. I've known you long enough in here to know, you like to say shocking things. I'm sure you mean every word you say, but I also think you say it because it gives you some kind of vindication to continue to bragging about it. Deep inside I suspect you're not all that proud of it. If the military was not your cup of tea, that's fine and dandy, but I think you go one step further and demean the service of other Americans who chose to Serve and you shouldn't do that. I'm empathetic to you disclosing that you were institutionalized as an adolescent, not that I was institutionalized, but I was on the other side of the counter. No one likes to be told what to do and they sure don't like to be barked at, but I found this Tommy and my life has been a lot more brief than yours. I found that the more affluent someone is the more autonomy they enjoy over his or her every day life. I wish you Luck. Bill O'Really Quote
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