Guest Meat Plow Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:23:45 +0100, Timmay! wrote: > K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote: >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> >>>><snip> >>>> >>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something >>>>>that happened ten years ago. >>>> >>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago. >>> >>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you suddenly >>>jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago and yelling >>>'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught committing net abuse >>>yourself. >> >>Ten years ago? >>Sure Tim. >> >>Nobody cares but you . > > I don't care. I suppose it's possible you really don't care. I think however it's likely you have lost all control and are compelled by some demon(s) from the past to reply to anything with Burnore, Cannon, or Meat Plow in the From: field. -- #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007 #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007 #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008 COOSN-266-06-25794 Quote
Guest Gary L. Burnore Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:48:47 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:23:45 +0100, Timmay! wrote: > >> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> >>>>><snip> >>>>> >>>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned something >>>>>>that happened ten years ago. >>>>> >>>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago. >>>> >>>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you suddenly >>>>jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago and yelling >>>>'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught committing net abuse >>>>yourself. >>> >>>Ten years ago? >>>Sure Tim. >>> >>>Nobody cares but you . >> >> I don't care. > >I suppose it's possible you really don't care. I think however it's likely >you have lost all control and are compelled by some demon(s) from the past >to reply to anything with Burnore, Cannon, or Meat Plow in the From: field. I told him more than 10 years ago he'd be following me for the rest of his pathetic fucking life. He's is, at least, consistant in proving me right. -- gburnore at DataBasix dot Com --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How you look depends on where you go. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gary L. Burnore | Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote: >Timmay! wrote: >> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote: [...] >>>Nobody cares but you . >> >> I don't care. > >I suppose it's possible you really don't care. I suppose it's possible you're not a dull, unimaginative little turd in RL too. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com> Quote
Guest Porsche Monkey For Life Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 On the long hot summer day of Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:25:50 +0100, Timmay! dribbled: > Meat Plow wrote: >>Timmay! wrote: >>> K. A. Cannon wrote: > [...] >>>>Nobody cares but you . >>> >>> I don't care. >> >>I suppose it's possible you really don't care. > > I suppose it's possible you're not a dull, unimaginative little turd in RL > too. I suppose it's possible you're not an obsessed, has-been kook offline, either. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover." Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ ================================================ Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by Cipher and the a.u.k crew So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you. Instructions : In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple occurrences. Grading scale follows questions. Have they ever : 1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate. 2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law. 3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged cancel 4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article. Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH". 5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup. 6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war. 7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly. 8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account. 9. Made a spelling flame. ( ) 10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation. 11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( ) 12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not have. 13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster cannot know anything about any other subject. In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple occurrences. 1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof. 2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile" 3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their article. 4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet. 5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight. 6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote. 7. Defended a well known kook. 8. Been Nominated for a Kook award. 9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming. 10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association. 11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc. 12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.') 13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them. In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple occurrences. 1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post. 2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself. 3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line. 4. Mail-bombed anyone. 5. Spammed a newsgroup. 6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article. 7. Lost an account due to abuse. 8. Won a kook award. 9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus: Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.) (Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as counsel) 10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone. 11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness. 12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner. 13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc. 14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself? ( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points. ( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected. Scale/Rank : 1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just screwed up once or twice. 11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender. 26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her. 36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k award. 51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ. Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound. Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Porsche Monkey For Life wrote: >AUK Psycho & Felon #21 Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren, should you ever figure out how to reproduce. -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Quote
Guest Meat Plow Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:26:03 -0400, Shamus MacGonagal wrote: > Timmay! wrote: > >> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote: >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>>> >>>>><snip> >>>>> >>>>>>The ironic thing is the thread started after Kevin mentioned >>>>>>something that happened ten years ago. >>>>> >>>>>Yep...you typo pounced ten years ago. >>>> >>>>No, I was amusing myself kicking the WindsorFox idiot when you suddenly >>>>jumped into the thread screaming about events ten years ago and yelling >>>>'net abuser' whilst forgetting you've been caught committing net abuse >>>>yourself. >>> >>>Ten years ago? >>>Sure Tim. >>> >>>Nobody cares but you . >> >> I don't care. You're the one who dragged up events ten years ago which >> precipitated a similar response in reply to a thread where you weren't >> even being mentioned. What the fuck do you care that I'm beating up on >> some idiot? Is this jealousy, Kevin? >> >> > whatever it is seems to be catching... ie: meat clod Aw isn't that a shame. Maybe if you had something inside that empty skull of yours, the ever-reverberating thoughts of me and the relentless torture it causes you would stop. heh -- #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007 #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007 #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008 COOSN-266-06-25794 Quote
Guest The Black Goat With A Thousand You Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:28:04 +0100, Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: > Porsche Monkey For Life wrote: > >>AUK Psycho & Felon #21 > > Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless drooling > retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the heights alright. > Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren, should you ever > figure out how to reproduce. Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with billions of other people. One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!" "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID: <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net> "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net> "For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net> "Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net> "Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01> "I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke. Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL ALLEGIANCE?????? Too afraid to tell the truth? WIMPS! COWARDS! LIARS! MILITANT ASSPRICKS! LOSERS! FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY FURY! THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net> Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote: >> >>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21 >> >> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless drooling >> retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the heights alright. >> Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren, should you ever >> figure out how to reproduce. > >Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with billions >of other people. Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross stupidity. >One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on a list of mentally defective people. -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Quote
Guest gregvk Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:kdml54dlo0hktrpgctjp5dssko5tl0l6om@4ax.com: > Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote: > >>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. > > The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your > ears. Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age. Many barnyard animals are. That would explain his falsetto voice and indifferent attitude toward the ladies, among other things. Quote
Guest The God of Odd Statements, Henry S Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:12:20 +0100, Timmay! did most oddly state: > Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote: >>> >>>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21 >>> >>> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless >>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the >>> heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren, >>> should you ever figure out how to reproduce. >> >>Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with >>billions of other people. > > Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you > voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross > stupidity. You may want to avoid overheating your projector. >>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. > > The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your ears. > I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on a list > of mentally defective people. Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of Tim Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know. None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter, all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their numbers, especially in that regard. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #28; Usenet Ruiner #5 Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3 COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is to speak with me in private. Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio. Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered! "Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support" Join my RuneScape clan! http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel "I know how you special busboys are. You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID: <HMb3k.2413$bh5.2204@bignews4.bellsouth.net> "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID: <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net> "Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS "You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life, a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02> "He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot, TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of the above k00k http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring, and well-read? A: A tourist." -- Anonymous "It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine.. 'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur reached new heights, in Message-ID: <Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121> "Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H. L. Mencken "Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other part of the so-called 'War on Terror.' "If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them up." -- William Rivers Pitt "It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq, and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections, the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect, declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark "Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral. I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being 'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait. Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net> "It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments. Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM> To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq., is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007 Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote: >Timmay! did most oddly state: >> Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote: >>>> >>>>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21 >>>> >>>> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless >>>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the >>>> heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your grandchildren, >>>> should you ever figure out how to reproduce. >>> >>>Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with >>>billions of other people. >> >> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you >> voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross >> stupidity. > >You may want to avoid overheating your projector. This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you fire up the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your response is to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually think a Hermanism is a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is precisely why I say you're mentally defective. >>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. >> >> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your ears. >> I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on a list >> of mentally defective people. > >Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of Tim >Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know. Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen you clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can hold your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from Cipher? >None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter, >all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their >numbers, especially in that regard. Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are on the list anyway? Twenty one I'll bet. -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >> >>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. >> >> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your >> ears. > >Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age. Projecting again? <smirk> -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Quote
Guest gregvk Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:s6bo54liiuaqqd43ec3cn4ldiqu8mr65nr@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >>> >>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. >>> >>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your >>> ears. >> >>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age. > > Projecting again? IKYABWAIing again, spankard? > <smirk> <smirk> Quote
Guest Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confus Posted June 21, 2008 Posted June 21, 2008 On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:19:06 +0100, Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: > "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote: >>Timmay! did most oddly state: >>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>Timmay! fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>AUK Psycho & Felon #21 >>>>> >>>>> Heh. You're boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless >>>>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. You've reached the >>>>> heights alright. Something to be proud of and tell your >>>>> grandchildren, should you ever figure out how to reproduce. >>>> >>>>Don't worry, I have no plans of mindlessly reproducing along with >>>>billions of other people. >>> >>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you >>> voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross >>> stupidity. >> >>You may want to avoid overheating your projector. > > This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you fire up > the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your response is > to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually think a Hermanism is > a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is precisely why I say > you're mentally defective. Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead. Don't let me stop you. >>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. >>> >>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your >>> ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on >>> a list of mentally defective people. >> >>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of Tim >>Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know. > > Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen you > clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can hold > your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from Cipher? Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I know. >>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter, all >>of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their numbers, >>especially in that regard. > > Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless > drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are on the list > anyway? Twenty one I'll bet. OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a list of", whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards". Are you trying to short out yet another irony meter? -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." 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Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05> Said I: > You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence > who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01> "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: <45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com> "I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: <ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net> "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com> "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: 1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>>> Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >>>> >>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. >>>> >>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your >>>> ears. >>> >>>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age. >> >> Projecting again? > >IKYABWAIing again Yes, but you were not the intended target. I thought you'd have been smart enough to get that, but I guess I'll have to dumb things down a little more for you in future. -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote: >Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: >> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote: >>>Timmay! did most oddly state: [...] >>>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without you >>>> voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your gross >>>> stupidity. >>> >>>You may want to avoid overheating your projector. >> >> This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you fire up >> the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your response is >> to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually think a Hermanism is >> a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is precisely why I say >> you're mentally defective. > >Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead. Don't let >me stop you. That's it? That's all you've got? You're going to repeat the same piss poor IKY and you somehow think that's a reply that makes you look intelligent? Why the fuck are you wasting my time with this drivel? >>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. >>>> >>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your >>>> ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 on >>>> a list of mentally defective people. >>> >>>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of Tim >>>Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know. >> >> Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen you >> clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can hold >> your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from Cipher? > >Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I know. Your colleagues have as much kicking ability as Christopher Reeve after the accident. You only have to take a look at this thread to see how compentent at flaming you mindless turds are. Your total output is two IKYs. Two fucking IKYs! Even alt.flame newbies aren't that crap. Does being 21st on a list of mindless drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths convince you your output is worthwhile? >>>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter, all >>>of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their numbers, >>>especially in that regard. >> >> Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless >> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are on the list >> anyway? Twenty one I'll bet. > >OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a list of", >whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards". A fucking typo pounce. Just how desperate are you, Forrest? >Are you trying to short out yet another irony meter? If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious mistake. -- Timmay! "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com> Quote
Guest gregvk Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in news:h8ar54dndg4knhljpifpm26b5ler30qvt6@4ax.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote: >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote: >>>> >>>>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age. >>> >>> Projecting again? >> >>IKYABWAIing again > > Yes Confession: Noted. Do you still have nightmares of your mom's face looming over you as she sliced your nutsack open? That must be awful for you. Quote
Guest The God of Odd Statements, Henry S Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:21:41 +0100, Timmay! did most oddly state: > Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote: >>Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: >>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote: >>>>Timmay! did most oddly state: > [...] >>>>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without >>>>> you voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your >>>>> gross stupidity. >>>> >>>>You may want to avoid overheating your projector. >>> >>> This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you fire >>> up the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your >>> response is to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually think >>> a Hermanism is a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is >>> precisely why I say you're mentally defective. >> >>Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead. Don't let >>me stop you. > > That's it? That's all you've got? You're going to repeat the same piss > poor IKY and you somehow think that's a reply that makes you look > intelligent? Why the fuck are you wasting my time with this drivel? I can't help it if your projector's overheating because you won't listen to perfectly good advice. >>>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though. >>>>> >>>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your >>>>> ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21 >>>>> on a list of mentally defective people. >>>> >>>>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of >>>>Tim Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know. >>> >>> Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen >>> you clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can >>> hold your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from Cipher? >> >>Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I know. > > Your colleagues have as much kicking ability as Christopher Reeve after > the accident. You only have to take a look at this thread to see how > compentent at flaming you mindless turds are. Your total output is two > IKYs. Two fucking IKYs! Even alt.flame newbies aren't that crap. Does > being 21st on a list of mindless drooling retards and utterly inept > sociopaths convince you your output is worthwhile? What, did they dislocate your hip??? That's _gotta_ hurt. >>>>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter, >>>>all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their >>>>numbers, especially in that regard. >>> >>> Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless >>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are on the list >>> anyway? Twenty one I'll bet. >> >>OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a list >>of", whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards". > > A fucking typo pounce. Just how desperate are you, Forrest? Nono. A "typo" would be made once , unless you just can't type or even keyboard. Anyway, the repetition of the error is simply damn funny, while you're ranting on about "mindless drooling retards". >>Are you trying to short out yet another irony meter? > > If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious > mistake. Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a kindergartner. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #28; Usenet Ruiner #5 Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3 COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is to speak with me in private. Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio. Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered! "Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support" Join my RuneScape clan! http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel "I know how you special busboys are. You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID: <HMb3k.2413$bh5.2204@bignews4.bellsouth.net> "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID: <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net> "Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS "You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life, a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02> "He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot, TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of the above k00k http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring, and well-read? A: A tourist." -- Anonymous "It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine.. 'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur reached new heights, in Message-ID: <Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121> "Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H. L. Mencken "Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other part of the so-called 'War on Terror.' "If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them up." -- William Rivers Pitt "It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq, and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections, the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect, declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark "Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral. I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being 'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait. Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net> "It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments. Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM> To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq., is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007 Quote
Guest Meat Plow Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:13:10 +0000, The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote: >> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious >> mistake. > > Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill > Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a > kindergartner. Hey watch it buddy. I don't waste the good stuff on net.dead obsessed stalkers like Dimmy. Revisit the subject of this thread. -- #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007 #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007 #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008 COOSN-266-06-25794 Quote
Guest The Original Demon Prince of Absur Posted June 22, 2008 Posted June 22, 2008 On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:50:18 -0400, Meat Plow did the cha-cha, and screamed: > On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:13:10 +0000, The God of Odd Statements, Henry > Schmidt wrote: > >>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious >>> mistake. >> >> Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill >> Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a >> kindergartner. > > Hey watch it buddy. I don't waste the good stuff on net.dead obsessed > stalkers like Dimmy. Revisit the subject of this thread. Well, yes, but I was flaming Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Plow... -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Gutter Chix0r #17 Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want." Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID: <DC6BBA72.3B5F4435@demon.co.uk> "'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" -- Andrew B. Chung, from http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html "Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCBBB.1B35@hotmail.com> "You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words 'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows" Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID: <45e1f82a$0$16335$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "No effort at all c cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02> http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php "This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of Loathing http://www.runescape.com/ No one expects the Fannish Inquisition! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist Pretzel "i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID: <1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com> "What are marijuana tablets?" "When logic and proportion Have fallen softly dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!' Remember what the dormouse said: 'Feed your head Feed your head Feed your head'" -- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane I own "James C Cracked is God!!!": MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> "Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID: <4556A926.6F259DC9@pharae.org> "The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest setting. About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for days after using the Hammer on him "Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon. "Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun "Property is theft." -- P. J. Proudhon "Property is liberty." -- P. J. Proudhon "Property is impossible." -- P. J. Proudhon "Etymology: Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum Argumentum : putrefaction of argument. "Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic al\ a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.] Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net> "I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID: 12ggt3q3uti3t52@corp.supernews.com "Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will." -- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct as needed) "may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom, in alt.discordia "We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at play." -- Heraclitus "And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet, and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate. The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com> "I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl Quote
Guest Kadaitcha Man Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity, ye lily-livered want-wit, the food is such as hath been belched on by infected lungs, ye trumpeted: > On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:50:18 -0400, Meat Plow did the cha-cha, and > screamed: >> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:13:10 +0000, The God of Odd Statements, Henry >> Schmidt wrote: >> >>>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious >>>> mistake. >>> >>> Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill >>> Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a >>> kindergartner. >> >> Hey watch it buddy. I don't waste the good stuff on net.dead obsessed >> stalkers like Dimmy. Revisit the subject of this thread. > > Well, yes, but I was flaming Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Plow... It didn't come out that way, mate. "Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a kindergartner." Is Mister Plow or the Palmjob the subject of that sentence? The subject must be be Mister Plow because the text is in response to "If you're looking to MP for..." The "he" in "even if he is otherwise no better at it than a kindergartner" refers to the subject, Mister Plow. You a French Canadian or summat? -- alt.usenet.kooks "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us." Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129] Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007. Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660 Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk Member of: Usenet Ruiner List Top Assholes on the Net List Most hated usenetizens of all time List Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List Find me on Google Maps: 24 Quote
Guest Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confus Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:26:34 -1200, Kadaitcha Man attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: > The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity, ye lily-livered want-wit, the food > is such as hath been belched on by infected lungs, ye trumpeted: >> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:50:18 -0400, Meat Plow did the cha-cha, and >> screamed: >>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:13:10 +0000, The God of Odd Statements, Henry >>> Schmidt wrote: >>> >>>>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a >>>>> serious mistake. >>>> >>>> Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of >>>> Bill Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a >>>> kindergartner. >>> >>> Hey watch it buddy. I don't waste the good stuff on net.dead obsessed >>> stalkers like Dimmy. Revisit the subject of this thread. >> >> Well, yes, but I was flaming Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Plow... > > It didn't come out that way, mate. > > "Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill Palmer's ego, even if he is > otherwise no better at it than a kindergartner." Mr. Palmer's ego is positively stellar, unlike his ability to construct a flame. "Flame King"? > Is Mister Plow or the Palmjob the subject of that sentence? The subject > must be be Mister Plow because the text is in response to "If you're > looking to MP for..." Quite... > The "he" in "even if he is otherwise no better at it than a kindergartner" > refers to the subject, Mister Plow. "Even if", as in "regardless as to whether" -- if he's very good, not so good, terrible, or one of the best, when it comes to flaming -- he still makes Thorne look like chopped liver. He -- Thorne -- after all, is the one who brought up Mr. Plow, not I. Well, brought him up in this instance. Certainly didn't raise him...I will admit, though, to using Mr. Plow to bash Mr. Thorne about the head. I couldn't just leave an opening like that lying there, could I? > You a French Canadian or summat? Oddly, no. Despite the fact that many of my ancestors' cousins and friends wound up in Quebec after the Potato Famine (and a good many went there in the previous two centuries), my paternal grandfather was born in Toronto, and he moved to Vancouver, eventually. Mind you, his father might have been born in Quebec, for all I know. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." Official Chung Demon Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net> I mourned: > The Mop Jockey did most oddly state: >> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!! >> >> the oversized check is in the mail. > > Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit > under several of my nyms. "DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05> Said I: > You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence > who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01> "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: <45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com> "I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: <ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net> "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com> "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: 1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
Guest Meat Plow Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:34:38 +0000, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: > On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:50:18 -0400, Meat Plow did the cha-cha, and > screamed: >> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:13:10 +0000, The God of Odd Statements, Henry >> Schmidt wrote: >> >>>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a >>>> serious mistake. >>> >>> Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of >>> Bill Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a >>> kindergartner. >> >> Hey watch it buddy. I don't waste the good stuff on net.dead obsessed >> stalkers like Dimmy. Revisit the subject of this thread. > > Well, yes, but I was flaming Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Plow... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm Final thought; don't take an AK47 to hunt mice. -- #1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007 #1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007 #10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004 Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2008 COOSN-266-06-25794 Quote
Guest The Black Goat With A Thousand You Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:02:14 -0400, Meat Plow fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: > On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:34:38 +0000, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity > wrote: >> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:50:18 -0400, Meat Plow did the cha-cha, and >> screamed: >>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:13:10 +0000, The God of Odd Statements, Henry >>> Schmidt wrote: >>> >>>>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a >>>>> serious mistake. >>>> >>>> Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of >>>> Bill Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a >>>> kindergartner. >>> >>> Hey watch it buddy. I don't waste the good stuff on net.dead obsessed >>> stalkers like Dimmy. Revisit the subject of this thread. >> >> Well, yes, but I was flaming Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Plow... > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm > > Final thought; don't take an AK47 to hunt mice. Good point, I suppose.<puts away the flash-bang grenades> -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!" "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID: <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net> "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net> "For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net> "Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net> "Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01> "I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke. Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL ALLEGIANCE?????? Too afraid to tell the truth? WIMPS! COWARDS! LIARS! MILITANT ASSPRICKS! LOSERS! FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY FURY! THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net> Quote
Guest Timmay! Posted June 23, 2008 Posted June 23, 2008 The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: [...] >Well, yes, but I was flaming Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Plow... If you call consistently posting a bunch of piss poor, limp, mindless IKYs 'flaming', then I suppose in your world you were. -- Timmay! "I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in <77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Quote
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