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Guest Timmay!
Posted

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age.

>>>>

>>>> Projecting again?

>>>

>>>IKYABWAIing again

>>

>> Yes

>

>Confession: Noted.

 

"Since pretty much all you could come back with, that time, was some

of the most pathetic snippage and evasion to hit the net in the past

decade, I'm gonna go ahead and claim SPANK right now."

 

You're spanked, newbie.

 

--

Timmay!

 

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No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in

<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

Guest Timmay!
Posted

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:

>

>> Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill

>> Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a

>> kindergartner.

>

>Hey watch it buddy. I don't waste the good stuff

 

You don't have any good stuff, dogboi. PPOSTFU.

 

--

Timmay!

 

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you

claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton

imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>

Guest Timmay!
Posted

"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>>>>>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>> [...]

>>>>>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without

>>>>>> you voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your

>>>>>> gross stupidity.

>>>>>

>>>>>You may want to avoid overheating your projector.

>>>>

>>>> This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you fire

>>>> up the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your

>>>> response is to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually think

>>>> a Hermanism is a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is

>>>> precisely why I say you're mentally defective.

>>>

>>>Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead. Don't let

>>>me stop you.

>>

>> That's it? That's all you've got? You're going to repeat the same piss

>> poor IKY and you somehow think that's a reply that makes you look

>> intelligent? Why the fuck are you wasting my time with this drivel?

>

>I can't help it if your projector's overheating because you won't listen

>to perfectly good advice.

 

You haven't managed to produce one single piece of wit or write a

flame in how many reply cycles? You've made the grand total of three

IKYs and anything else you've written is so limp that being dropped in

a vat of liquid viagra wouldn't stiffen it up. Why are you posting to

alt.flame when you can even manage to write one after four attempts?

You're absolutely fucking hopeless at flaming, aren't you?

>>>>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your

>>>>>> ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number 21

>>>>>> on a list of mentally defective people.

>>>>>

>>>>>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of

>>>>>Tim Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know.

>>>>

>>>> Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen

>>>> you clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can

>>>> hold your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from Cipher?

>>>

>>>Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I know.

>>

>> Your colleagues have as much kicking ability as Christopher Reeve after

>> the accident. You only have to take a look at this thread to see how

>> compentent at flaming you mindless turds are. Your total output is two

>> IKYs. Two fucking IKYs! Even alt.flame newbies aren't that crap. Does

>> being 21st on a list of mindless drooling retards and utterly inept

>> sociopaths convince you your output is worthwhile?

>

>What, did they dislocate your hip??? That's _gotta_ hurt.

 

Insipid, bland, witless, tame, boring, dull, vapid, inane and meek;

these are all words that accurately describe your 'flames' thus far.

Are you going to write a flame this time or are you simply going to

confirm why you're 21st on a list mindless drooling retards and

utterly inept sociopaths?

>>>>>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter,

>>>>>all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their

>>>>>numbers, especially in that regard.

>>>>

>>>> Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on mindless

>>>> drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are on the list

>>>> anyway? Twenty one I'll bet.

>>>

>>>OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a list

>>>of", whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards".

>>

>> A fucking typo pounce. Just how desperate are you, Forrest?

>

>Nono. A "typo" would be made once , unless you just can't type or even

>keyboard.

 

If you didn't have an atrophied brain you'd be able formulate more

than two options.

>Anyway, the repetition of the error is simply damn funny, while

>you're ranting on about "mindless drooling retards".

 

If you find that 'damn funny' you must have had a humour bypass and

lead an extremely dull life. And don't start thinking about any third

options because there are none.

>>>Are you trying to short out yet another irony meter?

>>

>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious

>> mistake.

>

>Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill

>Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a kindergartner.

 

So how would you compare your own skills to those of Ploddy? Would you

say you are an infinitely better flamer or is Ploddy a shining beacon

in the wasteland of AUK to you?

 

--

Timmay!

 

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you

claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton

imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>

Guest gregvk
Posted

Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in

news:ufc0641rl7g4p00okak1ht11fbnjfsddbs@4ax.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age.

>>>>>

>>>>> Projecting again?

>>>>

>>>>IKYABWAIing again

>>>

>>> Yes

>>

>>Confession: Noted.

>

> You're spanked, newbie.

 

Why'd you clip my question about your nightmares? It hit too close to

home? LOL

Guest The Secretary of HomIntern
Posted

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:30:18 +0100, Timmay! k'lamed:

> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>>>>>>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>>> [...]

>>>>>>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without

>>>>>>> you voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your

>>>>>>> gross stupidity.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>You may want to avoid overheating your projector.

>>>>>

>>>>> This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you

>>>>> fire up the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your

>>>>> response is to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually

>>>>> think a Hermanism is a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is

>>>>> precisely why I say you're mentally defective.

>>>>

>>>>Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead. Don't

>>>>let me stop you.

>>>

>>> That's it? That's all you've got? You're going to repeat the same piss

>>> poor IKY and you somehow think that's a reply that makes you look

>>> intelligent? Why the fuck are you wasting my time with this drivel?

>>

>>I can't help it if your projector's overheating because you won't listen

>>to perfectly good advice.

>

> You haven't managed to produce one single piece of wit or write a flame in

> how many reply cycles? You've made the grand total of three IKYs and

> anything else you've written is so limp that being dropped in a vat of

> liquid viagra wouldn't stiffen it up. Why are you posting to alt.flame

> when you can even manage to write one after four attempts? You're

> absolutely fucking hopeless at flaming, aren't you?

 

There you go. You fried it, didn't you? You fried your projector. Don't

blame _me_, now. You wouldn't listen to /me/, oh no, 'cause "Timmay!"

doesn't listen to the likes of Snarky. You're just too good to listen to

li'l ol' moi.

>>>>>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your

>>>>>>> ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number

>>>>>>> 21 on a list of mentally defective people.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of

>>>>>>Tim Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know.

>>>>>

>>>>> Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen

>>>>> you clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can

>>>>> hold your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from Cipher?

>>>>

>>>>Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I

>>>>know.

>>>

>>> Your colleagues have as much kicking ability as Christopher Reeve

>>> after the accident. You only have to take a look at this thread to

>>> see how compentent at flaming you mindless turds are. Your total output

>>> is two IKYs. Two fucking IKYs! Even alt.flame newbies aren't that crap.

>>> Does being 21st on a list of mindless drooling retards and utterly

>>> inept sociopaths convince you your output is worthwhile?

>>

>>What, did they dislocate your hip??? That's _gotta_ hurt.

>

> Insipid, bland, witless, tame, boring, dull, vapid, inane and meek; these

> are all words that accurately describe your 'flames' thus far. Are you

> going to write a flame this time or are you simply going to confirm why

> you're 21st on a list mindless drooling retards and utterly inept

> sociopaths?

 

I'm so sorry, dude. I didn't know they kicked your legs off.

>>>>>>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter,

>>>>>>all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their

>>>>>>numbers, especially in that regard.

>>>>>

>>>>> Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on

>>>>> mindless drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are

>>>>> on the list anyway? Twenty one I'll bet.

>>>>

>>>>OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a list

>>>>of", whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards".

>>>

>>> A fucking typo pounce. Just how desperate are you, Forrest?

>>

>>Nono. A "typo" would be made once , unless you just can't type or even

>>keyboard.

>

> If you didn't have an atrophied brain you'd be able formulate more than

> two options.

 

I think you're getting upset.

>>Anyway, the repetition of the error is simply damn funny, while you're

>>ranting on about "mindless drooling retards".

>

> If you find that 'damn funny' you must have had a humour bypass and lead

> an extremely dull life. And don't start thinking about any third options

> because there are none.

 

See, you can't even count properly, anymore.

>>>>Are you trying to short out yet another irony meter?

>>>

>>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious

>>> mistake.

>>

>>Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill

>>Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a

>>kindergartner.

>

> So how would you compare your own skills to those of Ploddy? Would you say

> you are an infinitely better flamer or is Ploddy a shining beacon in the

> wasteland of AUK to you?

 

Mr. Plow has far more experience in kicking around k00ks than I,

generally, so I wouldn't presume to attempt a comparison of myself with

my colleague.

 

--

________________________________________________________________________

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Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,

re-defines irony yet again.

 

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Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life

http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

 

"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd

Old politicalcompass.org:

Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

New political compass:

Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67

Odd. I seem to be swaying.

 

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:

<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

 

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"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."

http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm

TEH WAY OF THE K00K

Never learn from your mistakes.

Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.

Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.

Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.

Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.

When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!

If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.

When caught in a lie: LIE!

When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton

Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.

Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false

accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,

even if they don't have any.

(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.

(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean

that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't

want to disappoint them!

(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval

everywhere.

Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.

Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.

Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."

If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too

When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing

viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and

ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An

especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting

you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.

Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they

approve the drivel you are writing!

(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down

by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers

from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are

trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.

Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to

obey any rules.

Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.

Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false

police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint

agencies.

Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more

likely others will believe you!

If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the

flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and

use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.

(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they

who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every

available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive

criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The

cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have

to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)

The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll

get!

When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly

that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.

Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,

abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even

mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either

ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE

BOSS OF ME! PLONK !" People really know you mean business then.

Always remain clueproof.

(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation

of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose

soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.

When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and

screed in response.

Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.

Neither is illiteracy.

Delusions poasted often enough become fact.

Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.

When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).

Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!

Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.

Always sneck the offending newsfroups.

Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky

glory.

Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.

Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.

(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.

Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign

of misinformation and character assassination.

Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!

The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any

conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and

ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue

them from intellectual darkness.

Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for

comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.

Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.

Claim that you've come from other planets.

Claim thousands of past lives.

Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from

"legal@" some domain.

Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than

telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in

the future.

Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid

disinformation agent looking to discredit you.

Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's

obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.

Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying

to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".

Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.

AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.

They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and

yours will be next.

The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,

censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability

to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince

people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.

Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that

you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that

thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.

Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not

require proof.

Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator

doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed

with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They

like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.

Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory

actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.

(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad

Hominem.

(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with

each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS

claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.

It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to

poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay

rent, to name just two.

Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are

trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.

Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable

to silence konspiracy ko0ks.

The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of

dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.

Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.

Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They

are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and

keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.

Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for

proving your case.

Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...

There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and

cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse

as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely

proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in

manipulation.

If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If

they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when

there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity

is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information

stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.

Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling

everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.

You are the only sane one.

Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you

yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.

Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your

detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and

jealousy.

If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,

or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second

time.

Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.

Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.

K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only

the k00k can see.

"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

 

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ

Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread

at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to

x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

Guest The Secretary of HomIntern
Posted

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:30:05 +0100, Timmay! k'lamed:

> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: [...]

>>Well, yes, but I was flaming Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Plow...

>

> If you call consistently posting a bunch of piss poor, limp, mindless IKYs

> 'flaming', then I suppose in your world you were.

 

It was your projector that got fried, not mine. I'm _still_ waiting for

you to flame me.

 

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."

Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot

COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy

"The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."

 

"What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The

Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,

re-defines irony yet again.

 

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life

http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

 

"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd

Old politicalcompass.org:

Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

New political compass:

Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67

Odd. I seem to be swaying.

 

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:

<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

 

Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk

"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."

http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm

TEH WAY OF THE K00K

Never learn from your mistakes.

Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.

Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.

Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.

Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.

When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!

If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.

When caught in a lie: LIE!

When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton

Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.

Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false

accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,

even if they don't have any.

(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.

(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean

that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't

want to disappoint them!

(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval

everywhere.

Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.

Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.

Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."

If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too

When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing

viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and

ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An

especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting

you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.

Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they

approve the drivel you are writing!

(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down

by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers

from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are

trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.

Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to

obey any rules.

Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.

Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false

police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint

agencies.

Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more

likely others will believe you!

If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the

flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and

use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.

(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they

who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every

available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive

criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The

cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have

to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)

The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll

get!

When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly

that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.

Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,

abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even

mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either

ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE

BOSS OF ME! PLONK !" People really know you mean business then.

Always remain clueproof.

(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation

of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose

soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.

When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and

screed in response.

Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.

Neither is illiteracy.

Delusions poasted often enough become fact.

Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.

When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).

Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!

Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.

Always sneck the offending newsfroups.

Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky

glory.

Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.

Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.

(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.

Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign

of misinformation and character assassination.

Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!

The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any

conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and

ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue

them from intellectual darkness.

Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for

comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.

Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.

Claim that you've come from other planets.

Claim thousands of past lives.

Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from

"legal@" some domain.

Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than

telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in

the future.

Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid

disinformation agent looking to discredit you.

Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's

obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.

Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying

to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".

Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.

AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.

They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and

yours will be next.

The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,

censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability

to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince

people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.

Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that

you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that

thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.

Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not

require proof.

Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator

doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed

with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They

like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.

Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory

actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.

(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad

Hominem.

(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with

each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS

claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.

It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to

poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay

rent, to name just two.

Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are

trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.

Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable

to silence konspiracy ko0ks.

The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of

dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.

Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.

Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They

are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and

keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.

Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for

proving your case.

Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...

There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and

cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse

as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely

proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in

manipulation.

If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If

they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when

there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity

is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information

stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.

Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling

everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.

You are the only sane one.

Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you

yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.

Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your

detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and

jealousy.

If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,

or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second

time.

Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.

Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.

K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only

the k00k can see.

"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

 

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ

Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread

at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to

x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

Guest Timmay!
Posted

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>>>>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Dimmy was probably held down and castrated at early age.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Projecting again?

>>>>>

>>>>>IKYABWAIing again

>>>>

>>>> Yes

>>>

>>>Confession: Noted.

>>

>> You're spanked, newbie.

>

>Why

 

Because you've defined your own criteria for a spank.

 

"Since pretty much all you could come back with, that time, was some

of the most pathetic snippage and evasion to hit the net in the past

decade, I'm gonna go ahead and claim SPANK right now."

 

You're spanked, newbie, by your own definition too.

>'d you clip my question about your nightmares? It hit too close to

>home? LOL

 

Why are you whining about snipping and snipping elsewhere, hypocrite?

 

--

Timmay!

 

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's

No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in

<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

Guest Timmay!
Posted

The Secretary of HomIntern <popesnarky@meow.org> wrote:

>Timmay! k'lamed:

>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>>>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>>>>>>>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>>>> [...]

>>>>>>>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters without

>>>>>>>> you voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool with your

>>>>>>>> gross stupidity.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>You may want to avoid overheating your projector.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you

>>>>>> fire up the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts your

>>>>>> response is to repeat what you've been flamed with. You actually

>>>>>> think a Hermanism is a perfectly good response, don't you?. This is

>>>>>> precisely why I say you're mentally defective.

>>>>>

>>>>>Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead. Don't

>>>>>let me stop you.

>>>>

>>>> That's it? That's all you've got? You're going to repeat the same piss

>>>> poor IKY and you somehow think that's a reply that makes you look

>>>> intelligent? Why the fuck are you wasting my time with this drivel?

>>>

>>>I can't help it if your projector's overheating because you won't listen

>>>to perfectly good advice.

>>

>> You haven't managed to produce one single piece of wit or write a flame in

>> how many reply cycles? You've made the grand total of three IKYs and

>> anything else you've written is so limp that being dropped in a vat of

>> liquid viagra wouldn't stiffen it up. Why are you posting to alt.flame

>> when you can even manage to write one after four attempts? You're

>> absolutely fucking hopeless at flaming, aren't you?

>

>There you go. You fried it, didn't you? You fried your projector. Don't

>blame _me_, now. You wouldn't listen to /me/, oh no, 'cause "Timmay!"

>doesn't listen to the likes of Snarky. You're just too good to listen to

>li'l ol' moi.

 

I am too good to listen to anything you have to say. I've made a

habit of ignoring the advice of IKY-slinging idiots.

>>>>>>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between your

>>>>>>>> ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being number

>>>>>>>> 21 on a list of mentally defective people.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion of

>>>>>>>Tim Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've seen

>>>>>> you clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you who can

>>>>>> hold your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from Cipher?

>>>>>

>>>>>Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I

>>>>>know.

>>>>

>>>> Your colleagues have as much kicking ability as Christopher Reeve

>>>> after the accident. You only have to take a look at this thread to

>>>> see how compentent at flaming you mindless turds are. Your total output

>>>> is two IKYs. Two fucking IKYs! Even alt.flame newbies aren't that crap.

>>>> Does being 21st on a list of mindless drooling retards and utterly

>>>> inept sociopaths convince you your output is worthwhile?

>>>

>>>What, did they dislocate your hip??? That's _gotta_ hurt.

>>

>> Insipid, bland, witless, tame, boring, dull, vapid, inane and meek; these

>> are all words that accurately describe your 'flames' thus far. Are you

>> going to write a flame this time or are you simply going to confirm why

>> you're 21st on a list mindless drooling retards and utterly inept

>> sociopaths?

>

>I'm so sorry, dude. I didn't know they kicked your legs off.

 

Are you going to write a flame this time or are you simply going to

confirm why you're 21st on a list mindless drooling retards and

utterly inept sociopaths?

>>>>>>>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the latter,

>>>>>>>all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be included in their

>>>>>>>numbers, especially in that regard.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on

>>>>>> mindless drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many are

>>>>>> on the list anyway? Twenty one I'll bet.

>>>>>

>>>>>OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a list

>>>>>of", whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards".

>>>>

>>>> A fucking typo pounce. Just how desperate are you, Forrest?

>>>

>>>Nono. A "typo" would be made once , unless you just can't type or even

>>>keyboard.

>>

>> If you didn't have an atrophied brain you'd be able formulate more than

>> two options.

>

>I think you're getting upset.

 

I think you're an IKY-slinging imbecile who couldn't flame if his life

depended on it.

>>>Anyway, the repetition of the error is simply damn funny, while you're

>>>ranting on about "mindless drooling retards".

>>

>> If you find that 'damn funny' you must have had a humour bypass and lead

>> an extremely dull life. And don't start thinking about any third options

>> because there are none.

>

>See, you can't even count properly, anymore.

 

Evidently you have problems counting to two.

>>>>>Are you trying to short out yet another irony meter?

>>>>

>>>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a serious

>>>> mistake.

>>>

>>>Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of Bill

>>>Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a

>>>kindergartner.

>>

>> So how would you compare your own skills to those of Ploddy? Would you say

>> you are an infinitely better flamer or is Ploddy a shining beacon in the

>> wasteland of AUK to you?

>

>Mr. Plow has far more experience in kicking around k00ks than I,

>generally, so I wouldn't presume to attempt a comparison of myself with

>my colleague.

 

I wouldn't attempt a comparison between yourself and a bucket of lard

as the lard would easily outflame you.

 

--

Timmay!

 

"I wonder if aft realises they're taking killfile advice from Usenet's

No.1 newsgroup invader?" Fifth-rate Suzieflame pays homage in

<77b0od$ub2$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

Guest Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inq
Posted

On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:52:26 +0100, Timmay! sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>Timmay! k'lamed:

>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>>>>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>Timmay! attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:

>>>>>>>>Timmay! did most oddly state:

>>>>> [...]

>>>>>>>>> Nature has her own way of removing the runt of any litters

>>>>>>>>> without you voluntarily deciding against polluting the gene pool

>>>>>>>>> with your gross stupidity.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>You may want to avoid overheating your projector.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> This is what amuses me most about you clowns. You get flamed, you

>>>>>>> fire up the neurons and after carefully collecting your thoughts

>>>>>>> your response is to repeat what you've been flamed with. You

>>>>>>> actually think a Hermanism is a perfectly good response, don't

>>>>>>> you?. This is precisely why I say you're mentally defective.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Well, if you _want_ to overheat your projector, go right ahead.

>>>>>>Don't let me stop you.

>>>>>

>>>>> That's it? That's all you've got? You're going to repeat the same

>>>>> piss poor IKY and you somehow think that's a reply that makes you

>>>>> look intelligent? Why the fuck are you wasting my time with this

>>>>> drivel?

>>>>

>>>>I can't help it if your projector's overheating because you won't

>>>>listen to perfectly good advice.

>>>

>>> You haven't managed to produce one single piece of wit or write a

>>> flame in how many reply cycles? You've made the grand total of three

>>> IKYs and anything else you've written is so limp that being dropped in

>>> a vat of liquid viagra wouldn't stiffen it up. Why are you posting to

>>> alt.flame when you can even manage to write one after four attempts?

>>> You're absolutely fucking hopeless at flaming, aren't you?

>>

>>There you go. You fried it, didn't you? You fried your projector. Don't

>>blame _me_, now. You wouldn't listen to /me/, oh no, 'cause "Timmay!"

>>doesn't listen to the likes of Snarky. You're just too good to listen

>>to li'l ol' moi.

>

> I am too good to listen to anything you have to say. I've made a habit

> of ignoring the advice of IKY-slinging idiots.

 

That's alright, fry your projector, then go out and buy another, and start

overheating it, too. If you want to waste all your money on projecting

your issues onto me, be my guest, IKY-slinging idiot. In case you haven't

noticed, you are, in fact, doing Mr. Reubens' routine with me, except

you're the straight man. YHBT. YHL. HTH, HAND. M.

>>>>>>>>>>One hopes you've had the decency to be born sterile, though.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> The only thing that's sterile around here is the space between

>>>>>>>>> your ears. I still can't believe you're actually proud of being

>>>>>>>>> number 21 on a list of mentally defective people.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Well, "mentally defective" and "mentally defective in the opinion

>>>>>>>>of Tim Thorne" are two entirely different things, you know.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Mentally defective is most, if not all of the AUK regulars. I've

>>>>>>> seen you clowns in action for ten years and there isn't one of you

>>>>>>> who can hold your own in a thread. Are you fuckers cloned from

>>>>>>> Cipher?

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Your arse still hurts, eh? My colleagues _can_ kick rather hard, I

>>>>>>know.

>>>>>

>>>>> Your colleagues have as much kicking ability as Christopher Reeve

>>>>> after the accident. You only have to take a look at this thread to

>>>>> see how compentent at flaming you mindless turds are. Your total

>>>>> output is two IKYs. Two fucking IKYs! Even alt.flame newbies aren't

>>>>> that crap. Does being 21st on a list of mindless drooling retards

>>>>> and utterly inept sociopaths convince you your output is worthwhile?

>>>>

>>>>What, did they dislocate your hip??? That's _gotta_ hurt.

>>>

>>> Insipid, bland, witless, tame, boring, dull, vapid, inane and meek;

>>> these are all words that accurately describe your 'flames' thus far.

>>> Are you going to write a flame this time or are you simply going to

>>> confirm why you're 21st on a list mindless drooling retards and

>>> utterly inept sociopaths?

>>

>>I'm so sorry, dude. I didn't know they kicked your legs off.

>

> Are you going to write a flame this time or are you simply going to

> confirm why you're 21st on a list mindless drooling retards and utterly

> inept sociopaths?

 

I can see why you're considered to be net.dead. I'm replying to a smear.

>>>>>>>>None of my colleagues qualify in the first sense, but in the

>>>>>>>>latter, all of them do, doubtlessly. I'm quite proud to be

>>>>>>>>included in their numbers, especially in that regard.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Heh. You're still boasting about being number 21 on a list on

>>>>>>> mindless drooling retards and utterly inept sociopaths. How many

>>>>>>> are on the list anyway? Twenty one I'll bet.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>OK, that's twice you've written "on a list on" rather than "on a

>>>>>>list of", whilst referring to "mindless drooling retards".

>>>>>

>>>>> A fucking typo pounce. Just how desperate are you, Forrest?

>>>>

>>>>Nono. A "typo" would be made once , unless you just can't type or

>>>>even keyboard.

>>>

>>> If you didn't have an atrophied brain you'd be able formulate more

>>> than two options.

>>

>>I think you're getting upset.

>

> I think you're an IKY-slinging imbecile who couldn't flame if his life

> depended on it.

 

I could, but I'd rather ridicule your own (lack of) flaming ability,

thanks. That's much more fun.

>>>>Anyway, the repetition of the error is simply damn funny, while you're

>>>>ranting on about "mindless drooling retards".

>>>

>>> If you find that 'damn funny' you must have had a humour bypass and

>>> lead an extremely dull life. And don't start thinking about any third

>>> options because there are none.

>>

>>See, you can't even count properly, anymore.

>

> Evidently you have problems counting to two.

 

You must have a different definition of "and" than the rest of the planet.

Mind you, "or" wouldn't have made much sense, either -- you needed a real

second option, in order to be telling me not to consider a third. As it

is, it's an example of the kind of humour and entertainment value you have

left.

>>>>>>Are you trying to short out yet another irony meter?

>>>>>

>>>>> If you're looking to MP for flaming advice then you're making a

>>>>> serious mistake.

>>>>

>>>>Yes, well, next to Tim Thorne, Mr. Plow is a flamer on the order of

>>>>Bill Palmer's ego, even if he is otherwise no better at it than a

>>>>kindergartner.

>>>

>>> So how would you compare your own skills to those of Ploddy? Would you

>>> say you are an infinitely better flamer or is Ploddy a shining beacon

>>> in the wasteland of AUK to you?

>>

>>Mr. Plow has far more experience in kicking around k00ks than I,

>>generally, so I wouldn't presume to attempt a comparison of myself with

>>my colleague.

>

> I wouldn't attempt a comparison between yourself and a bucket of lard as

> the lard would easily outflame you.

 

Well, if the bucket of lard was interested in flaming you , I'm sure it

would. As it is, your heyday as a k00k was before my time in AUK, and even

in my early days in the flonk, back in 2000, you were never interesting to

me. Even now, I'm just having a gander at the last traces of a long

over-exposed k00k, just to see how k00ky you still are, before you fade

away and wander off.

 

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! Usenet Ruiner #5; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13

Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069; Official Chung Demon

Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16; AUK Psycho & Felon #21

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy.

"If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,

bloody, bloody, blub..."

"For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and

air conditioning"

 

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

 

"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me

again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and

counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do

it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to

character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.

MID: <45E22F00.5070103@yahoo.com>

 

"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could

all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us

alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there

from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you

for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that

means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her

sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

 

"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia

>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?

>

> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an

> argument.

 

"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're

gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many

things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>

 

At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!

 

"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw

something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down

your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder

how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn

amusing when I fling it back at ya.

 

"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am not retarded. You're tardness

gets in your way every single time, fagboi.

 

"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth

wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you

think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie

snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?

 

"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and

abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The

PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white,

and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:

<kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02>

 

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly

wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept

private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses

she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:

<cfcd3f4660694e3afeaadaa2723e9ab1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

 

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you

have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"

He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

 

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:

"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are

only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a

cop posing as an underage person online?

I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.

Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are

awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the

public.

They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an

underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult

males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make

themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by

not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.

Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit

about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it

where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance

towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to

meet the person, etc.

Lost control, didn't you?

Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots

of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if

they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the

gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They

are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky

almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:

<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

 

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker

Guest Timmay!
Posted

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>Timmay! sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

 

[...] (The IKY-slinging idiot's best work)

>>>There you go. You fried it, didn't you? You fried your projector. Don't

>>>blame _me_, now. You wouldn't listen to /me/, oh no, 'cause "Timmay!"

>>>doesn't listen to the likes of Snarky. You're just too good to listen

>>>to li'l ol' moi.

>>

>> I am too good to listen to anything you have to say. I've made a habit

>> of ignoring the advice of IKY-slinging idiots.

>

>That's alright, fry your projector,

 

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>then go out and buy another, and start overheating it, too. If you

>want to waste all your money on projecting your issues onto me,

 

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>be my guest, IKY-slinging idiot.

 

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>In case you haven't noticed, you are, in fact, doing Mr. Reubens' routine

 

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>with me, except you're the straight man. YHBT. YHL. HTH, HAND. M.

 

That's four IKYs.

 

[...]

>>>I'm so sorry, dude. I didn't know they kicked your legs off.

>>

>> Are you going to write a flame this time or are you simply going to

>> confirm why you're 21st on a list mindless drooling retards and utterly

>> inept sociopaths?

>

>I can see why you're considered to be net.dead. I'm replying to a smear.

 

"No".

 

[...]

>>>I think you're getting upset.

>>

>> I think you're an IKY-slinging imbecile who couldn't flame if his life

>> depended on it.

>

>I could,

 

Yeah right.

>but I'd rather ridicule your own (lack of) flaming ability,

 

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>thanks. That's much more fun.

 

Five IKYs and rising.

>>>>>Anyway, the repetition of the error is simply damn funny, while you're

>>>>>ranting on about "mindless drooling retards".

>>>>

>>>> If you find that 'damn funny' you must have had a humour bypass and

>>>> lead an extremely dull life. And don't start thinking about any third

>>>> options because there are none.

>>>

>>>See, you can't even count properly, anymore.

>>

>> Evidently you have problems counting to two.

>

>You must have a different definition of "and" than the rest of the planet.

>Mind you, "or" wouldn't have made much sense, either -- you needed a real

>second option, in order to be telling me not to consider a third. As it is,

>it's an example of the kind of humour and entertainment value you have left.

 

If the rest of the planet are IKY-slinging idiots who couldn't write a

flame to save their lives, then you might have a case.

 

[...]

>>>Mr. Plow has far more experience in kicking around k00ks than I,

>>>generally, so I wouldn't presume to attempt a comparison of myself with

>>>my colleague.

>>

>> I wouldn't attempt a comparison between yourself and a bucket of lard as

>> the lard would easily outflame you.

>

>Well, if the bucket of lard was interested in flaming you , I'm sure it

>would.

 

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|__|__|_ \/ ____|(____ /___ /\/\_/ (____ /__|

\/\/ \/ \/ \/

 

Six IKYs and rising.

>As it is, your heyday as a k00k was before my time in AUK,

 

So that explains your piss poor flaming skills.

>and even in my early days in the flonk, back in 2000, you were never

>interesting to me. Even now, I'm just having a gander at the last

>traces of a long over-exposed k00k, just to see how k00ky you still

>are, before you fade away and wander off.

 

I can't say I even noticed you until recently. You've really been

posting here for eight years?!?

 

--

Timmay!

 

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you

claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton

imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>

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