builder Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 It's hard to break the ice when meeting a possible new mate. What are the best lines you have, or have heard, as pick-up lines? Post them here, and I'll add them to the poll to see if you measure up, or you're really as lame as a three legged burro. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
RoyalOrleans Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 "Hey, baby. I've got beer." "Honey, you is so fine you remind me of gravy. I wanna pour you in a plate and sob you up with a biscuit." "So.... is this your school?" Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 It's hard to break the ice when meeting a possible new mate. What are the best lines you have, or have heard, as pick-up lines? Post them here, and I'll add them to the poll to see if you measure up, or you're really as lame as a three legged burro. Burro Australiano Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 "I can lick my own eyebrows." Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 I know how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
ToriAllen Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Hee hee hee. One of my husbands was the "I want to lick you from head to toe." The girls we worked with started calling me 'The Human Sunday'. I was walking to class at my high school and one of my brothers friends, that I had met for the first time the weekend before, came up to me and said, "Do you go to school here?" There is no way to deliver a pick up line without looking like a total goof. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
tiredofwhiners Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 The one that always works..." Hey baby how much?" 100.00 OK hop in. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
jokersarewild Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 The most popular pick up line in the world: "Hi." Funny asian one: "Your fader, I wonder...does he steal tings? Because I wanna know who took da star from your eyeball...and put it in your belly button!" (Dat Phan) My personal favorite: "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle." Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
ImWithStupid Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 This one always works. Do you want to go for a ride in my car? . . . . . . . [attach=full]967[/attach] Quote
hugo Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 "Would you like a drink." Repeat ten times. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
eddo Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can really see myself in your pants." Quote I'm trusted by more women.
tiredofwhiners Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Humm IWS can i borrow your car? I want to try that line on Tori;) Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ImWithStupid Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 Humm IWS can i borrow your car? I want to try that line on Tori;) You just dig her because she talks all sexy like this... That’s funny…I always thought cunt referred to the vaginal opening of the female genitalia. I’m not sure what freaks you have been around, but I don’t piss out of my vagina. I tend to pee out of my urethral orifice instead. http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=933668&postcount=696 If I could actually afford that car, I'd say yes. Quote
jokersarewild Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 If I could actually afford that car, I'd say yes. It's TOW...you might want to be able to afford two Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
ImWithStupid Posted July 18, 2006 Posted July 18, 2006 It's TOW...you might want to be able to afford two That's what I meant. If I were wealthy enough to afford one, I'd probably be able to afford another. Quote
ToriAllen Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 This one always works. Do you want to go for a ride in my car? . . . . . . . [attach=full]968[/attach] I'm sold. Where we goin'? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
jokersarewild Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I'm sold. Where we goin'? He'd be poor after getting that car, so probably McDonalds Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
ParasiteGod Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 My best one: If you were a tree, I would totally piss on you. Quote I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.
Hamza123 Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
ImWithStupid Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 I'm sold. Where we goin'? So what you're saying is. If I had a 3/4 million dollar sportscar, I'd have a chance. I knew that line was gold. Quote
Lethalfind Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 It's hard to break the ice when meeting a possible new mate. What are the best lines you have, or have heard, as pick-up lines? Post them here, and I'll add them to the poll to see if you measure up, or you're really as lame as a three legged burro. You'll need alot more then a good line... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
builder Posted July 19, 2006 Author Posted July 19, 2006 Are you cute? I've been drinking. Hey man. Good to find you here. Now I gotta say, having seen your pics, you really don't need to say much to pick up. There's a GF member's pictures thread in the members lounge, so feel free to post one for the ladies here. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
berniec Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Good'ay,i'm Bernie. Who are you? Used to work sometimes. Quote
ToriAllen Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 He'd be poor after getting that car, so probably McDonalds Hell, I Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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