tiredofwhiners Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Hell, I Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ToriAllen Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Humm and have those worked? I like the Santa one. It's cute. Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
builder Posted September 3, 2006 Author Posted September 3, 2006 Is this part of the Greek full frontal jousting thing?? . . I saved our chat Nazz. There aren't any references to Greek jousting. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
builder Posted September 3, 2006 Author Posted September 3, 2006 Saved the chat session?, strange ways you have builder. And you did make a refernace to Greeks, Full Frontal Jousting, and something about Bowing Down. I combined the Greek & Full Frontal Jousting. . . What you did, Nazz, is take two sections of a conversation, to create a reference to homosexuality. Clarification is required here. It's not surprising that rational noobs rarely hang around for too long here. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
OmegaManiac Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 heres a couple that have worked for me on occasion.... "Who the fuck are you?" (very important to hold direct eye contact during use of this line) "So you wanna fuck or what?" (also requires direct eye contact but with a hint of boredom) These lines do not work all the time, however when they do its a beautiful thing. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 OmegaManiac: Wanna fuck? Potential Lay: You? OmegaManiac: Yes, me... for starters. Potential Lay: I wouldn't fuck you if you were last prick on the planet. OmegaManiac: So... you're saying I still have a chance? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
OmegaManiac Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 OmegaManiac: Wanna fuck? Potential Lay: yes OmegaManiac: good, whats your name? Potential Lay: shut up andfuck me! OmegaManiac:(shuting up and fucking) Quote
snafu Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. Okay that one is sick! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
atlantic Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. Okay that one is sick!Damn CB, who would of thought you would be so funny, you crazy bastid - lol! Quote Do the right thing!
wez Posted September 7, 2006 Posted September 7, 2006 Hey sweetie, I'm having a party in my pants and you're the guest of honor. Quote
wez Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can really see myself in your pants." No wonder someones still a virgin. Quote
angie Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Lethalfind Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 I was flirting with the waiter tonight...he was cute in spite of his name being Earl...I asked him if his other brother's name was Earl as well... Luckily enough he got the joke but many of you won't because the TV show has been off the air for so long. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
atlantic Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 You wanna take a dip in the Atlantic Quote Do the right thing!
wez Posted September 8, 2006 Posted September 8, 2006 hey wez, You wanna take a dip in the Atlantic Can't wait to get soakin' wet baby! Quote
Guest 66Sixes Posted September 9, 2006 Posted September 9, 2006 Hi wez, thought I stop in and say hello. It was dead as hell when I posted this today. Did someone die around here? Well get back to me, you know where. Quote
wez Posted September 9, 2006 Posted September 9, 2006 Hi wez, thought I stop in and say hello. It was dead as hell when I posted this today. Did someone die around here? Well get back to me, you know where. My man... Waz happening bro? Quote
Guest 66Sixes Posted September 9, 2006 Posted September 9, 2006 Well, I heard some of the more human members of TJ were over here. So I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 10, 2006 Posted September 10, 2006 Well, I heard some of the more human members of TJ were over here. So I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. And you derail a thread to do it. Fuck you, sixes. Go away. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Hamza123 Posted September 10, 2006 Posted September 10, 2006 If I could control the Alphabet, I would put U and I together Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Those are a few I saw on IRC... Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
RoyalOrleans Posted September 10, 2006 Posted September 10, 2006 If I could control the Alphabet, I would put U and I together Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Those are a few I saw on IRC... Here's one I heard an Iraqi interpreter say to an American nurse, "I will give you an honorable funeral after you have bore seven sons for me and seven for each of my brothers.". Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Hamza123 Posted September 10, 2006 Posted September 10, 2006 Here's one I heard an Iraqi interpreter say to an American nurse, "I will give you an honorable funeral after you have bore seven sons for me and seven for each of my brothers.". Heres one I heard the soldiers tell a few 10 year old girls... "Come into my humvee, give me pleasure, or Ill shoot and kill your whole family" Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
RoyalOrleans Posted September 10, 2006 Posted September 10, 2006 Heres one I heard the soldiers tell a few 10 year old girls... "Come into my humvee, give me pleasure, or Ill shoot and kill your whole family" Hahaha!!! That was a good one. I heard this line, too, "How would you like to die and go to heaven and be one of my 77 virgin concubines?". Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Hamza123 Posted September 10, 2006 Posted September 10, 2006 Hahaha!!! That was a good one. I heard this line, too, "How would you like to die and go to heaven and be one of my 77 virgin concubines?". Don't you mean 72? Also they are not virgins. Because if you believe that than you are truly a FOX News fucking drone... the Quran says martyrs going to heaven will get Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
RoyalOrleans Posted September 10, 2006 Posted September 10, 2006 Don't you mean 72? Also they are not virgins. Because if you believe that than you are truly a FOX News fucking drone... Ohh.. haha! News drone. Haha. Won't pick up very many chicks with that. That is, unless, you are Bill O'Reilly. Ever heard of this one? "Hey baby, make me some Arabic Shai or ill shoot your family, impregnate your daughter, and bomb your whole village." Heard it? I made it up! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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