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Humm and have those worked?

I like the Santa one. It's cute.

Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. ;)

 

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.:rolleyes:

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Saved the chat session?, strange ways you have builder. And you did make a refernace to Greeks, Full Frontal Jousting, and something about Bowing Down. I combined the Greek & Full Frontal Jousting.

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What you did, Nazz, is take two sections of a conversation, to create a reference to homosexuality.

 

Clarification is required here. :cool:

 

It's not surprising that rational noobs rarely hang around for too long here.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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heres a couple that have worked for me on occasion....

"Who the fuck are you?" (very important to hold direct eye contact during use of this line)

"So you wanna fuck or what?" (also requires direct eye contact but with a hint of boredom)

These lines do not work all the time, however when they do its a beautiful thing.

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OmegaManiac: Wanna fuck?

 

Potential Lay: You?

 

OmegaManiac: Yes, me... for starters.

 

Potential Lay: I wouldn't fuck you if you were last prick on the planet.

 

OmegaManiac: So... you're saying I still have a chance?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.

 

Okay that one is sick!:mad:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.

 

Okay that one is sick!:mad:

Damn CB, who would of thought you would be so funny, you crazy bastid - lol!
Do the right thing!
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I was flirting with the waiter tonight...he was cute in spite of his name being Earl...I asked him if his other brother's name was Earl as well...

Luckily enough he got the joke but many of you won't because the TV show has been off the air for so long.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Hi wez, thought I stop in and say hello. It was dead as hell when I posted this today. Did someone die around here? Well get back to me, you know where.
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Hi wez, thought I stop in and say hello. It was dead as hell when I posted this today. Did someone die around here? Well get back to me, you know where.

 

 

My man... Waz happening bro?

Guest 66Sixes
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Well, I heard some of the more human members of TJ were over here. So I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. :D
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Well, I heard some of the more human members of TJ were over here. So I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. :D

 

And you derail a thread to do it. Fuck you, sixes. Go away.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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If I could control the Alphabet, I would put U and I together

 

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

 

 

Those are a few I saw on IRC...

Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
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If I could control the Alphabet, I would put U and I together

 

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

 

 

Those are a few I saw on IRC...

 

Here's one I heard an Iraqi interpreter say to an American nurse, "I will give you an honorable funeral after you have bore seven sons for me and seven for each of my brothers.".

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Here's one I heard an Iraqi interpreter say to an American nurse, "I will give you an honorable funeral after you have bore seven sons for me and seven for each of my brothers.".

 

Heres one I heard the soldiers tell a few 10 year old girls...

 

"Come into my humvee, give me pleasure, or Ill shoot and kill your whole family"

Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
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Heres one I heard the soldiers tell a few 10 year old girls...

 

"Come into my humvee, give me pleasure, or Ill shoot and kill your whole family"

 

Hahaha!!!

 

That was a good one.

 

I heard this line, too, "How would you like to die and go to heaven and be one of my 77 virgin concubines?".

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Hahaha!!!

 

That was a good one.

 

I heard this line, too, "How would you like to die and go to heaven and be one of my 77 virgin concubines?".

 

Don't you mean 72? Also they are not virgins. Because if you believe that than you are truly a FOX News fucking drone...

 

the Quran says martyrs going to heaven will get
Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
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Don't you mean 72? Also they are not virgins. Because if you believe that than you are truly a FOX News fucking drone...

 

Ohh.. haha! News drone. Haha. Won't pick up very many chicks with that. That is, unless, you are Bill O'Reilly.

 

 

 

Ever heard of this one?

 

"Hey baby, make me some Arabic Shai or ill shoot your family, impregnate your daughter, and bomb your whole village."

 

Heard it? I made it up!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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