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[wez]

Madman across the water

Elton John

 

I can see very well

There's a boat on the reef with a broken back

And I can see it very well

There's a joke and I know it very well

It's one of those that I told you long ago

Take my word I'm a madman don't you know

 

Once a fool had a good part in the play

If it's so would I still be here today

It's quite peculiar in a funny sort of way

They think it's very funny everything I say

Get a load of him, he's so insane

You better get your coat dear

It looks like rain

 

We'll come again next Thursday afternoon

The In-laws hope they'll see you very soon

But is it in your conscience that you're after

Another glimpse of the madman across the water

 

I can see very well

There's a boat on the reef with a broken back

And I can see it very well

There's a joke and I know it very well

It's one of those that I told you long ago

Take my word I'm a madman don't you know

 

The ground's a long way down but I need more

Is the nightmare black

or are the windows painted

Will they come again next week

Can my mind really take it

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_4pG08L6Io]YouTube - Madman Across the Water[/ame]

 

 

 

Tiny dancer

Elton

 

 

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band

Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man

Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand

And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

 

Jesus freaks out in the street

Handing tickets out for God

Turning back she just laughs

The boulevard is not that bad

 

Piano man he makes his stand

In the auditorium

Looking on she sings the songs

The words she knows the tune she hums

 

But oh how it feels so real

Lying here with no one near

Only you and you can hear me

When I say softly slowly

 

Hold me closer tiny dancer

Count the headlights on the highway

Lay me down in sheets of linen

you had a busy day today

 

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band

Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man

Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand

And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ppoX4bVTQ]YouTube - Elton John - Tiny Dancer (live 1971)[/ame]

[manicmonday]

The Blow-True Affection

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Down to the bottom

 

I wanted a junction and often there was one

You'd surface face first and we'd share our thought bubbles

And I still believe in the phrases that we breathed

But I know the distance isn't fair to cross

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Wanted you nearer

 

Your depths made a pressure that punctured my works and all your fluids couldn't tolerate the force of my thirst

I love the place where we shared our tiny grace

But because it's real doesn't mean it's gonna work

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Wanted you nearer

 

And true affection floats

True affections sinks like a stone

I never felt so close

I never felt so all alone

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Wanted you nearer

 

[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=_xsQd2lugLw]YouTube - The Blow - True Affection (Depth Solitude Remix)[/ame]

[snafu]

The Blow-True Affection

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Down to the bottom

 

I wanted a junction and often there was one

You'd surface face first and we'd share our thought bubbles

And I still believe in the phrases that we breathed

But I know the distance isn't fair to cross

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Wanted you nearer

 

Your depths made a pressure that punctured my works and all your fluids couldn't tolerate the force of my thirst

I love the place where we shared our tiny grace

But because it's real doesn't mean it's gonna work

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Wanted you nearer

 

And true affection floats

True affections sinks like a stone

I never felt so close

I never felt so all alone

 

I was out of your league

And you were 20,000 underneath the sea

Waiving affections

You were out of my league

At a distance that I didn't wanna see

Wanted you nearer

 

 

 

OK that was a strange video.

[Guest sheik-yerbouti]

Dont have the lyrics sorry, but they're babetastic

 

[ame=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt7eWa0oG4]YouTube - Elastica - Waking Up[/ame]

[wez]

Drift and Die

puddle of Mudd

 

Forgotten thoughts of yesterday

Through my eyes I see the past

 

Well I dont know I dont know I dont know why

I believe I believe I believe in the truth, from inside

Go away go away go away from me

Leave me alone

Ignorance spreads lies

How much will money bye

Well Ill take my time as I drift and die

 

Unwanted live my life a shame

Whos to blame for my mistakes

 

[chorus]

 

As I drift and die [x2]

 

Ignorance spreads lies

How much will money bye

Well Ill take my time

As I drift and die [x5]

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIXm1QiQDo4]YouTube - Bär - Drift and Die (Puddle of Mudd Cover)[/ame]

[wez]

The Way

Fastball

 

They made up their minds

And they started packing

They left before the sun came up that day

An exit to eternal summer slacking

But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

They drank up the wine

And they got to talking

They now had more important things to say

And when the car broke down they started walking

Where were they going without ever knowing the way?

 

Chorus:

 

Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold

And its always summer, theyll never get cold

Theyll never get hungry

Theyll never get old and gray

You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere

They wont make it home

But they really dont care

They wanted the highway

Theyre happy there today , today

 

The children woke up

And they couldnt find em

They left before the sun came up that day

They just drove off

And left it all behind em

But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

 

Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold

And its always summer, theyll never get cold

Theyll never get hungry

Theyll never get old and gray

You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere

They wont make it home

But they really dont care

They wanted the highway

Theyre happy there today , today (repeat)

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ]YouTube - Fastball - The Way[/ame]

[wez]

Vehicle

Ides of March

 

Hey well

I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan

Won't you hop inside my car.

I got pictures, got candy

I'm a loveable man

And I can take you to the nearest star.

I'm your vehicle baby

I'll take you anywhere you wanna go.

I'm your vehicle woman

But I'm not sure you know

That I love ya

I need ya

I want ya,

Got to have you child,

Great God in heaven you know I love you.

Well if you want to be a movie star

I'll get a ticket to Hollywood.

But if you want to stayjust the way you are

You know I think you really should.

I'm your vehicle baby

I'll take you anywhere you wanna go.

I'm your vehicle woman

But I'm not sure you know

That I love ya

I need ya

I want ya,

Got to have you child,

Great God in heaven you know I love you.

Hey well

I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan

Won't you hop inside my car.

I got pictures, got candy

I'm a loveable man

And I can take you to the nearest star.

I'm your vehicle baby

I'll take you anywhere you wanna go.

I'm your vehicle woman

But I'm not sure you know

That I love ya

I need ya

I want ya,

Got to have you child,

Great God in heaven you know I love you.

And I'm your vehicle babe.

You know

I love ya

I need ya

I want ya,

Got to have you child,

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EBMo8xHGNs]YouTube - Ides of March - Vehicle[/ame]

[snafu]

was takin a trip out to L.A.

Toolin along in my cheverolet

Tokin on a number and diggin on the radio

 

Just as I crossed the Mississippi line

I heard that highway start to whine

And I knew that left rear tire was about to blow

 

Well the spare was flat and I got uptight

Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight

So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim

 

I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car

It was right in front of this little bar

Kind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop Inn

 

I stuffed my hair up under my hat

And told the bartender that I had a flat

And ywould he be kind enough to give me change for a one

 

There was one thing I was sure proud to see

There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me

He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone

 

I called up the station down the road a ways

He said he wasn't very busy today

And he could have somone out there in just about 10 minutes or so

 

He said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!"

And I didn't bother to tell the darn fool

That I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go

 

So I ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar

When some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this car

With the peace sign, the mag wheels and the four on the floor?"

 

He looked at me and I damn near died

And I decided that I'd just wait outside

So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door

 

Just when I wthought I'd get outta there with my skin

These 3 big dudes come strollin in

With one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth

 

Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight

In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night

Especially when there was three of them and only one of me

 

I was almost to the door when the biggest one

Said, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!"

And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneath

 

They all started laughin and I felt kinda sick

And I knew I better think of something pretty quick

So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee

 

Now he let out a yell that'd curl yer hair

But before he could move I grabbed me a chair

And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a fairly dangerous man!"

 

"You may not know it but this man is a spy.

He's a undercover agent for the FBI

And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"

 

He was still bent over holdin on to his knee

But everybody else was looking and listening to me

And I laid it on thicker hand heavier as I went

 

"He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!

I betchya he's even got a commie flag

tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

 

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.

He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,

He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

 

"Would you believe this man has gone as far

As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.

And he voted for George McGovern for President."

 

They started lookin real suspicious at him

He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!

You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

 

"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch

And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.

And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

 

Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressed

But I didn't wait around to hear the rest

I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luck

 

When I hit the door I was making tracks

And they were just taking my car down off the jacks

So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up

 

Mario Andretti wouldda sure been proud

Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd

Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trott

 

Now I guess I should of gone ahead and run

But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun

Of chasing them all just once around the parking lot

 

I had them all out there steppin and fetchin

Like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin

then I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the cops got there

 

When I hit the road I was really wheelin

Had gravel flyin and rubber squeelin

And I didn't slow down till I was almost to Arkansas

 

I think I'm gonna reroute my trip

I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped

If I went to L.A., via Omaha

[RoyalOrleans]

Oye Como Va

 

Carlos Santana

 

Oye como va mi ritmo

Bueno pa' gozar, mulata

Oye como va mi ritmo

Bueno pa' gozar mulata

 

[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=nRa6pVpKloU]YouTube - Santana - Oye Como Va[/ame]

[snafu]

Steve Martin - King Tut

 

 

 

King Tut (King Tut)

Now when he was a young man,

He never thought he'd see

People stand in line to see the boy king.

 

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?

(funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (king Tut).

 

(king Tut) Now, if I'd known

they'd line up just to see him,

I'd trade in all my money

And bought me a museum. (king Tut)

 

Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)

He's my favorite honkey!

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (king Tut)

 

Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)

The ladies love his style, (boss Tut)

Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tut)

He ate a crocodile.

 

He gave his life for tourism.

Golden idol!

He's an Egyptian

They're sellin' you.

 

Now, when I die,

now don't think I'm a nut,

don't want no fancy funeral,

Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)

 

He coulda won a Grammy,

Buried in his Jammies,

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,

He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,

King Tut!

[manicmonday]

to the person, and he knows who he is....surround me

 

 

 

There's a coldness in the air

but i don't care....

(Embrace me...surround me)

 

Travelling somewhere

could be anywhere

there's a coldness in the air

but i don't care

we drift deeper

life goes on

we drift deeper

into the sound

 

(Embrace me...surround me.. as the rush..)

 

Travelling somewhere

could be anywhere

there's a coldness in the air

yeah but i don't care

we drift deeper into the song

life goes on

we drift deeper into the sound

feeling strong

 

so bring it on so bring it onnnn

we drift deeper into the song

life goes on

we drift deeper into the sound

feeling strong

so bring it on so bring it onnnn

we drift deeper........

 

we drift deeper life goes on

we drift deeper drift deeper

we drift deeper into the song

life goes on

we drift deeper into the sound

feeling strong

so bring it on so bring it onnnn

we drift deeper into the song

life goes on

we drift deeper into the sound

feeling strong

so bring it on so bring it onnnn

 

embrace me .. surround me

as the rush comes [ x 8 ]

 

as the rush comes

as the rush comes

as the rush comes...

 

 

 

 

[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=MF0-9zFJrE8&feature=related]YouTube - GABRIEL AND DRESDEN - AS THE RUSH COMES[/ame]

[snafu]

Don't bogart that joint, my friend

Pass it over to me.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend

Pass it over to me.

 

Roll another one

Just like the other one.

This one's burnt to the end

Come on and be a friend.

 

Don't bogart that joint, my friend

Pass it over to me.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend

Pass it over to me.

 

Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oll another one

Just like the other one.

You've been hanging on to it

And I sure would like a hit.

 

Don't bogart that joint, my friend

Pass it over to me.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend

Pass it over to me

 

[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=V6yMj0JGLWs]YouTube - The Fraternity Of Man-Don't Bogart Me[/ame]

[RoyalOrleans]

SINCE I'VE BEEN LOVING YOU

 

LED ZEPPELIN

 

Working from seven to eleven every night,

It really makes life a drag, I don't think that's right.

I've really, really been the best of fools, I did what I could.

'Cause I love you, baby, How I love you, darling, How I love you, baby,

How I love you, girl, little girl.

But baby, Since I've Been Loving You. I'm about to lose my worried mind, oh, yeah.

 

Everybody trying to tell me that you didn't mean me no good.

I've been trying, Lord, let me tell you, Let me tell you I really did the best I could.

I've been working from seven to eleven every night, I said It kinda makes my life a drag.

Lord, that ain't right...

Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose my worried mind.

 

Said I've been crying, my tears they fell like rain,

Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling,

Don't you hear, Don't you hear them falling.

 

Do you remember mama, when I knocked upon your door?

I said you had the nerve to tell me you didn't want me no more, yeah

I open my front door, hear my back door slam,

You must have one of them new fangled back door man.

 

I've been working from seven, seven, seven, to eleven every night, It kinda makes my life a drag...

Baby, Since I've Been Loving You, I'm about to lose, I'm about lose to my worried mind.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89yw7wqoaio]YouTube - Since I've been Loving you[/ame]

[RoyalOrleans]

KINDERGARTEN

 

FAITH NO MORE

 

Return to my own vomit like a dog

Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue

Carve my initials in a tree, I will never leave

Maybe one day I'll be royalty

Kingdom

Kindergarten

Born late

Will I graduate?

Drinking fountains are shorter than they used to be

The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore

Folklore: nobody's supposed to believe in the next grade

WRITE IT A HUNDRED TIMES

Kingdom

Kindergarten

Waiting

Bell's not ringing

Held back again

Everything got quiet suddenly; no dolby

And the theatre is empty

Film is flapping on the side of the projector

The reel is over

Banished with my sticky shoes and stinging eyes

I'M WALKING OUTSIDE

Kingdom

Kindergarten

Born late

Will I graduate?

Held back again

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0tMHaebt98]YouTube - Faith No More-Kindergarten[/ame]

[wez]

Everyday

Dave Matthews

 

Pick me up, love!

(pick me up, love)

Hey, come on come on come on (everyday)

Everyday, ah

 

Pick me up, oh, from the bottom

Up to the top, love, everyday

Pay no mind to taunts or advances

I take my chances on everyday

 

Left to right

Up and down, love

I push up love, love everyday

Jump in the mud, oh

Get your hands dirty with

Love it up on everyday

 

All you need is

All you want is

All you need is love.

All you need is

What you want is

All you need is love.

 

Everyday

Everyday

Oh, everyday...

 

Pick me up, love, from the bottom

Up onto the top, love, everyday

Pay no mind to taunts or advances

Im gonna take my chances on everyday

 

Left to right

Up and up and inside out right

Good love fight for everyday

Jump in the mud, mud

Get your hands filthy, love

Give it up, love

Everyday

 

All you need is

All you want is

All you need is love.

All you need is

What you want is

All you need is love.

Oh...

 

What youve got

Lay it down on me

What youve got

Lay it down on me

 

All you need is

All you want is

All you need is love.

All you need is

What you want is

All you need is love.

 

Everyday

Everyday

Oh, everyday...

 

Pick me up love

Lift me up love

Pick me up love

Everyday...

 

Up from the bottom, everyday

Up to the top love, everyday

Pick me up love

Lift me up love

Pick me up love

Everyday

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVx_d2Fe9h8]YouTube - Everyday- Dave Matthews Band[/ame]

 

 

Crash into me

Dave Matthews

 

Youve got your ball

Youve got your chain

Tied to me tight tie me up again

Whos got their claws

In you my friend

Into your heart Ill beat again

Sweet like candy to my soul

Sweet you rock

And sweet you roll

Lost for you Im so lost for you

You come crash into me

And I come into you

I come into you

In a boys dream

In a boys dream

Touch your lips just so I know

In your eyes, love, it glows so

Im bare boned and crazy for you

When you come crash

Into me, baby

And I come into you

In a boys dream

In a boys dream

If Ive gone overboard

Then Im begging you

To forgive me

In my haste

When Im holding you so girl

Close to me

Oh and you come crash

Into me, baby

And I come into you

Hike up your skirt a little more

And show the world to me

Hike up your skirt a little more

And show your world to me

In a boys dream.. in a boys dream

Oh I watch you there

Through the window

And I stare at you

You wear nothing but you

Wear it so well

Tied up and twisted

The way Id like to be

For you, for me, come crash

Into me

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_x8XtngGM]YouTube - Dave Matthews Band - Folsom Field - Crash Into me[/ame]

[RoyalOrleans]

Blues Will Call My Name

 

David Hole

 

When I die

I don't want you to weep

I don't want you to moan

or call my name

the time I had was kind to me

so for everything

No one's to blame

When it's my time

Always they say, always they say

The blues will call my name

 

Long time ago

I fell in love

with a country girl

she fell for me

Man... I was fool

to ever leave

Man... I was blind

I could not see

that when it's my time

always they say, always they say

The blues will call my name

 

Once I had money

and everything

a big ol' house

best part of town

but these old clothes

won't let me breathe

I'd like to shred them

and let them know

that it was my time

I can hear them say, hear them say

the blues have called my name

the blues have called my name

[manicmonday]

Journey-Faithfully

 

 

 

Highway run

Into the midnight sun

Wheels go round and round

Youre on my mind

Restless hearts

Sleep alone tonight

Sendin all my love

Along the wire

 

They say that the road

Aint no place to start a family

Right down the line

Its been you and me

And lovin a music man

Aint always what its supposed to be

Oh girl you stand by me

Im forever yours...faithfully

 

Circus life

Under the big top world

We all need the clowns

To make us smile

Through space and time

Always another show

Wondering where I am

Lost without you

 

And being apart aint easy

On this love affair

Two strangers learn to fall in love again

I get the joy

Of rediscovering you

Oh girl, you stand by me

Im forever yours...faithfully

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Faithfully, Im still yours

Im forever yours

Ever yours...faithfully

[wez]

Cannonball

The Breeders

 

Check check check

One two

 

Spitting in a wishing well

Blown to hell crash

I'm the last splash

 

I know you little libertine

I know you're a real coocoo

 

Want you coocoo cannonball

Want you coocoo cannonball

In the shade, in the shade

In the shade, in the shade

 

I know you little libertine

I know you're a cannonball

 

I'll be your whatever you want

The bong in this reggae song

 

In the shade, in the shade

Want you coocoo cannonball

Want you coocoo cannonball

 

Spitting in a wishing well

Blown to hell

Crash

I'm the last splash

 

I'll be your whatever you want

The bong in this reggae song

 

Want you coocoo cannonball

Want you coocoo cannonball

In the shade, in the shade

In the shade, in the shade

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AsId-qVIb4]YouTube - The Breeders - CannonBall[/ame]

[wez]

Time after time

Cindy Lauper

 

 

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick,

And think of you

Caught up in circles confusion

Is nothing new

Flashback warm nights

Almost left behind

Suitcases of memories,

Time after

 

Sometimes you picture me

Im walking too far ahead

Youre calling to me, I cant hear

What youve said

Then you say go slow

I fall behind

The second hand unwinds

 

If youre lost you can look and you will find me

Time after time

If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting

Time after time

 

If youre lost you can look and you will find me

Time after time

If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting

Time after time

 

After my picture fades and darkness has

Turned to gray

Watching through windows youre wondering

If Im ok

Secrets stolen from deep inside

The drum beats out of time

 

If youre lost you can look and you will find me

Time after time

If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting

Time after time

 

You said go slow

I fall behind

The second hand unwinds

 

If youre lost you can look and you will find me

Time after time

If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting

Time after time

 

If youre lost you can look and you will find me

Time after time

If you fall I will catch you Ill be waiting

Time after time

 

Time after time

Time after time

Time after time

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobRW5tjQeU]YouTube - Time after time - Cindy Lauper ( Acoustic live )[/ame]

 

 

True colors

Cindy Lauper

 

 

You with the sad eyes

don't be discouraged

oh I realize

it's hard to take courage

in a world full of people

you can lose sight of it all

and the darkness inside you

can make you fell so small

 

But I see your true colors

shining through

I see your true colors

and that's why I love you

so don't be afraid to let them show

your true colors

true colors are beautiful

like a rainbow

 

Show me a smile then

don't be unhappy, can't remember

when I last saw you laughing

if this world makes you crazy

and you've taken all you can bear

you call me up

because you know I'll be there

 

And I'll see your true colors

shining through

I see your true colors

and that's why I love you

so don't be afraid to let them show

your true colors

true colors are beautiful

like a rainbow

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZDjnWtK1A]YouTube - Cyndi Lauper "True Colors"[/ame]

 

 

[snafu]

Austin Powers

 

Daddy Daddy wasn't there

Daddy Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair

It seems he doesn't care

Daddy wasn't there

 

Daddy Daddy wasn't there to change my underwear

It seems he doesn't care

Daddy wasn't there

 

When I was first baptized

When I was criticized

When I was ostracized

When I was Jazzercized

Steak and kidney pies

When I was modernized

When I was circumcised

Daddy wasn't there

 

 

When I was first baptized

When I was criticized

When I was ostracized

When I was Jazzercized

Steak and kidney pies

When I was modernized

When I was circumcised

Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair

To change my underwear

Daddy wasn't there

 

Daddy wasn't there peace

 

If you got a Daddy issue, here's a Daddy tissue

 

D to the A to the D-D-Y

D to the A to the D-D-Y

They say it?s just a fact, but I?ve a dead beat dad

D to the A to the D-D-Y

D to the A to the D-D-Y

I?d sit in my room and cry and I ask myself the reason why

Daddy, Daddy

D-A-D-D-Y, peace

[snafu]

A dedication to emkay

 

Short people

 

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

Short people got no reason

To live

 

They got little hands

Little eyes

They walk around

Tellin great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little feet

 

Well, I dont want no short people

Dont want no short people

Dont want no short people

`round here

 

Short people are just the same

As you and i

(a fool such as I)

All men are brothers

Until the day they die

(its a wonderful world)

 

Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody

Short people got nobody

To love

 

They got little baby legs

That stand so low

You got to pick em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars

That go beep, beep, beep

They got little voices

Goin peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

Theyre gonna get you every time

Well, I dont want no short people

Dont want no short people

Dont want no short people

round here

[RoyalOrleans]

RV

 

Faith No More

 

Backside melts into a sofa

My world, my TV, and my food

Besides listening to my belly gurgle

Ain't much else to do

Yeah, I sweat a lot

Pants fall down every time I bend over

And my feet itch

Yeah-I married a scarecrow

I hate you

Talking to myself

Everibody's starin' at me

I'm only bleedin'

Someone taps me on the shoulder every 5 minutes

Nobody speaks English anymore

Would anybody tell me I was gettin' stupider?

I hate you

Talking to myself

You don't feel it after awhile

You take the beating

I'm a swingin' guy

Throw a belt over the shower curtain rod

And swing - - -

Toss me inside a Hefty

And put me in the ground

A drink needs me

I don't

I ain't about to guzzle no tears

so kiss my ass

newscasters, coakroaches, and desserts

I hate you

Talkin' to myself

Everibody's starin' at me

I'm only bleedin'

Where are the kids?

maybepregnantorondrugs

oronwelfareontopoftheworld

donthehonorrolonparoleontheDodgers

onthebackofmilkcartonsonstakes

inthemiddleofcornfields

oncoversoffuturehistorybooks

onoldlady'smantleswalkin'onwaternailedoncrosses

I think it's time I had a talk with my kids

I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me

YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT NOTHIN'

[manicmonday]

NEIL YOUNG

 

"This Old Guitar"

 

This old guitar ain't mine to keep

Just taking care of it now

It's been around for years and years

Just waiting in its old case

It's been up and down the country roads

It's brought a tear and a smile

It's seen its share of dreams and hopes

And never went out of style

The more I play it, the better it sounds

It cries when I leave it alone

Silently it waits for me

Or someone else I suppose

 

This old guitar

This old guitar

This old guitar

 

This old guitar has caught some breaks

But it never searched for gold

It can't be blamed for my mistakes

It only does what it's told

It's been a messenger in times of trouble

In times of hope and fear

When I get drunk and seeing double

It jumps behind the wheel and steers

 

This old guitar ain't mine to keep

It's mine to play for a while

This old guitar ain't mine to keep

It's only mine for a while

 

This old guitar

This old guitar

This old guitar

This old guitar

This old guitar

This old guitar

This old guitar

 

Neil Young: 'This Old Guitar' - AOL Video

[wez]

Good is good

Sheryl Crow

 

Good is good and bad is bad

You don't know which one you had

She put your books out on the sidewalk

Now they're blowing 'round

They won't help you when you're down

 

Love's on your list of things to do

To bring your good luck back to you

And if you think that everything's unfair

Would you care if you're the last one standing there

 

And everytime you hear the rolling thunder

You turn around before the lightening strikes

And does it ever make you stop and wonder

If all your good times pass you by

 

I don't hold no mystery

But I can show you how to turn the key

Cause all I know is where I started

So downhearted

And that's not where you want to be

 

And everytime you hear the rolling thunder

You turn around before the lightening strikes

And you could find a rock to crawl right under

If all your good times pass you by

 

When the day is done

And the world is sleeping

And the moon is on its way to rise

When your friends are gone

You thought were so worth keeping

You feel you don't belong

And you don't know why

 

And everytime you hear the rolling thunder

You turn around before the lightening strikes

And does it ever make you stop and wonder

If all your good times pass you by

 

When the day is done

And the world is sleeping

And the moon is on its way to rise

When your friends are gone

You thought were so worth keeping

You feel you don't belong

Neither do I

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM_-wD9PkGI]YouTube - Sheryl Crow live "Good is good" in Germany ![/ame]

[wez]

Make it with you

Bread

 

Hey have you ever tried,

Really reaching out for the other side?

I may be climbing on rainbows

But, baby here goes.

 

Dreams theyre for those who sleep,

Life is for us to keep,

And if youre wondring

What this song is leading to

 

I want to make it with you

I really think that we can make it girl.

 

No, you dont know me well,

In evry little thing only time will tell,

If you believe the things that I do.

And well see it through.

 

Life can be short or long,

Love can be right or wrong,

And if I choose the one

Id like to help me through,

 

Id like to make it with you

I really think that we can make it girl.

 

Baby you know that

Dreams theyre for those who sleep,

Life is for us to keep

And if I choose the one

Id like to help me through,

 

Id like to make it with you

I really think that we can make it girl.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31ZpibKcN4]YouTube - DAVID GATES & BREAD - Make It With You 1997[/ame]