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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I dunno why she swallowed that fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -

Perhaps she'll die.

I'm trusted by more women.
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Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy allll right! - Glenn Quagmire

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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You can pay uncle sam with overtime

Is that all you get for your money? - Billy Joel

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it." ~ Honest Abe

 

 

 

"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy." ~ Honest Abe

 

 

 

"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." ~ Honest Abe

 

 

 

"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." ~ Honest Abe

 

 

 

Slavery comes in many forms, open your eyes and stay out of debt at all costs ~ wez

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Winston's taste good like a cigarette should - Fred Flinstone :D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Well, when I think of steroids I think of an image. You have the advantage over someone, which is a form of cheating. I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody. Reason it's not legal for everybody is because it can hurt people seriously. - Evander Holyfield

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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"To the world you might be one person...but to one person you might be the world!" Unknown

 

"Endevor to live, so that when your time comes to die, even the grim reaper will be sorry." Mark Twain

 

"Man who eats many prunes, sits on toilet many moons"

 

"I see Said the blind man pissing in the wind, its all comming back to me now"

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Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. ~D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

 

 

 

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. ~George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, "Maxims: Liberty and Equality," 1905

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Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation, are people who want crops without ploughing the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning; they want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. The struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, or it may be both. But it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand; it never has and it never will. ~ Frederick Douglass

 

 

 

 

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free ~ Goethe

 

 

 

 

The only part of the conduct of anyone for which he is amenable to society is that which concerns others. In the part which merely concerns himself, his independence is, of right, absolute. Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign. ~ John Stuart Mill

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The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the surest sign symptom of little souls and inferior intellects. ~Lord Jeffrey

 

 

Quit whining and complaining about me, hypocrite. ~ wez

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Truly I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Whoever humbles himself like this child, he is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. (18:3-4) ~ Jesus

 

 

 

 

It makes me happy to be compared to your 8 year old son TJ..

 

 

Matter of fact, the person who last banned me had told me months prior I reminded her of her children as well.. Thanks bud. I do assume you love your children..

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It makes me happy to be compared to your 8 year old son TJ..

 

 

Matter of fact, the person who last banned me had told me months prior I reminded her of her children as well.. Thanks bud. I do assume you love your children..

 

What does this have to do with quotes Wez?

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What does this have to do with quotes Wez?

 

 

What does that have to do with the words of Jesus? Did you not see them above that? Did I use them out of context again and cross an invisible line of a chat forum that calls for censorship due to the title of my post? ~ wez

 

 

 

Why don't you make a list of appropriate forum behavior and submit it to the owner. ~ wez

 

 

 

Too bad you aint "lead" mod, eh, tough guy? Hahahahahaha ~ wez

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Dead On Your Feet, You Won't Get Far

If You Keep On Sticking Your Hand

In The Medicine Jar. - Paul McCartney

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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A man who lives, not by what he loves but what he hates, is a sick man. ~ Archibald Macleish

 

 

In hatred as in love, we grow like the thing we brood upon. What we loathe, we graft into our very soul. ~ Mary Renault (Explains why abused children become abusive adults)

 

 

I shall never permit myself to stoop so low as to hate any man.

Booker T. Washington

 

 

Hatred is self-punishment. ~ Hosea Ballou

 

 

Whom they have injured, they also hate. ~ Seneca

 

 

Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate. ~ Kathleen Norris

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"If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign." - Bill Clinton running for US Representative in 1974 :rolleyes:

 

Is that for real? That's to rich!:D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Is that for real? That's to rich!:D

 

I checked it with snopes.com. His actual quote is...

 

"I think it's plain that the president should resign and spare the country the agony of this impeachment and removal proceeding,"

 

"I think the country could be spared a lot of agony and the government could worry about inflation and a lot of other problems if he'd go on and resign."

 

"no question that an admission of making false statements to government officials and interfering with the FBI and the CIA is an impeachable offense."

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"You can make your mouth say anything" ~ Times

 

?If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product, and any man who devotes himself to its cultivation in his own case will become a selfish prig.? ~ Woodrow Wilson

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