snafu Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I dunno why she swallowed that fly, Perhaps she'll die. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
eddo Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly - Perhaps she'll die. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
snafu Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy allll right! - Glenn Quagmire Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted November 9, 2007 Posted November 9, 2007 You can pay uncle sam with overtime Is that all you get for your money? - Billy Joel Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
wez Posted November 10, 2007 Author Posted November 10, 2007 "Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it." ~ Honest Abe "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy." ~ Honest Abe "Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." ~ Honest Abe "Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." ~ Honest Abe Slavery comes in many forms, open your eyes and stay out of debt at all costs ~ wez Quote
snafu Posted November 12, 2007 Posted November 12, 2007 Winston's taste good like a cigarette should - Fred Flinstone Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted November 17, 2007 Posted November 17, 2007 Well, when I think of steroids I think of an image. You have the advantage over someone, which is a form of cheating. I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody. Reason it's not legal for everybody is because it can hurt people seriously. - Evander Holyfield Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Guest ziraa1010 Posted November 17, 2007 Posted November 17, 2007 "To the world you might be one person...but to one person you might be the world!" Unknown "Endevor to live, so that when your time comes to die, even the grim reaper will be sorry." Mark Twain "Man who eats many prunes, sits on toilet many moons" "I see Said the blind man pissing in the wind, its all comming back to me now" Quote
wez Posted November 18, 2007 Author Posted November 18, 2007 Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. ~D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922 Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. ~George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, "Maxims: Liberty and Equality," 1905 Quote
wez Posted November 18, 2007 Author Posted November 18, 2007 Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation, are people who want crops without ploughing the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning; they want the ocean without the roar of its many waters. The struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, or it may be both. But it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand; it never has and it never will. ~ Frederick Douglass None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free ~ Goethe The only part of the conduct of anyone for which he is amenable to society is that which concerns others. In the part which merely concerns himself, his independence is, of right, absolute. Over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign. ~ John Stuart Mill Quote
timesjoke Posted November 19, 2007 Posted November 19, 2007 The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the surest sign symptom of little souls and inferior intellects. ~Lord Jeffrey Quote
wez Posted November 19, 2007 Author Posted November 19, 2007 The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the surest sign symptom of little souls and inferior intellects. ~Lord Jeffrey Quit whining and complaining about me, hypocrite. ~ wez Quote
wez Posted November 19, 2007 Author Posted November 19, 2007 Truly I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Whoever humbles himself like this child, he is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. (18:3-4) ~ Jesus It makes me happy to be compared to your 8 year old son TJ.. Matter of fact, the person who last banned me had told me months prior I reminded her of her children as well.. Thanks bud. I do assume you love your children.. Quote
timesjoke Posted November 19, 2007 Posted November 19, 2007 It makes me happy to be compared to your 8 year old son TJ.. Matter of fact, the person who last banned me had told me months prior I reminded her of her children as well.. Thanks bud. I do assume you love your children.. What does this have to do with quotes Wez? Quote
wez Posted November 19, 2007 Author Posted November 19, 2007 What does this have to do with quotes Wez? What does that have to do with the words of Jesus? Did you not see them above that? Did I use them out of context again and cross an invisible line of a chat forum that calls for censorship due to the title of my post? ~ wez Why don't you make a list of appropriate forum behavior and submit it to the owner. ~ wez Too bad you aint "lead" mod, eh, tough guy? Hahahahahaha ~ wez Quote
snafu Posted November 20, 2007 Posted November 20, 2007 Dead On Your Feet, You Won't Get Far If You Keep On Sticking Your Hand In The Medicine Jar. - Paul McCartney Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
wez Posted November 21, 2007 Author Posted November 21, 2007 A man who lives, not by what he loves but what he hates, is a sick man. ~ Archibald Macleish In hatred as in love, we grow like the thing we brood upon. What we loathe, we graft into our very soul. ~ Mary Renault (Explains why abused children become abusive adults) I shall never permit myself to stoop so low as to hate any man. Booker T. Washington Hatred is self-punishment. ~ Hosea Ballou Whom they have injured, they also hate. ~ Seneca Hate is all a lie, there is no truth in hate. ~ Kathleen Norris Quote
wez Posted November 22, 2007 Author Posted November 22, 2007 Misery not only loves, but needs company, and they know how to get it. ~ wez The loving company of misery, is hate. ~ wez Quote
DaMan Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 This thread makes me think I should a quotes database and show a random quote on the forum index. Quote
phreakwars Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 Always do what you want, or say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind. ~ Dr. Seuss . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ImWithStupid Posted November 25, 2007 Posted November 25, 2007 "If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign." - Bill Clinton running for US Representative in 1974 Quote
snafu Posted November 27, 2007 Posted November 27, 2007 "If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign." - Bill Clinton running for US Representative in 1974 Is that for real? That's to rich! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
ImWithStupid Posted November 27, 2007 Posted November 27, 2007 Is that for real? That's to rich! I checked it with snopes.com. His actual quote is... "I think it's plain that the president should resign and spare the country the agony of this impeachment and removal proceeding," "I think the country could be spared a lot of agony and the government could worry about inflation and a lot of other problems if he'd go on and resign." "no question that an admission of making false statements to government officials and interfering with the FBI and the CIA is an impeachable offense." Quote
wez Posted November 28, 2007 Author Posted November 28, 2007 I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies. Could I mistake myself for someone, who lives behind my eyes? ~ ozzy Quote
timesjoke Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 "You can make your mouth say anything" ~ Times ?If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product, and any man who devotes himself to its cultivation in his own case will become a selfish prig.? ~ Woodrow Wilson Quote
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