Give me quotes or give me death!

[wez]

When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you're alive ~ Goo Goo Dolls

 

 

 

 

[RoyalOrleans]

"Atlanta sports, man. Atlanta sports!"

 

- RO getting mad at his television.

[Ahhlee]

Mongol General: "What is best in life?"

Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

 

"Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass." - Peter Griffin

 

"I can't believe I sat here and read this entire thread...." - Ali

[emkay64]

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.--some 5$ Hooker

 

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.--Eye Dunno

[ImWithStupid]

Stupid people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still make you smile when they fall down stairs. ~ Someone

[eddo]

The more people I meet, the more I love my dogs.

 

 

 

 

Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

[snafu]

That quote post was intense. I need a drink. - Ali

[snafu]

"If anybody harbors a terrorist, they're a terrorist. If they fund a terrorist, they're a terrorist. If they house terrorists, they're terrorists. I mean, I can't make it any more clear to other nations around the world." - U.S. President George Bush, November 26, 2001

 

PS: Mr. Presdent Obama, are you on the same page?

[Anna Perenna]

You’re too loud, you’re making too much noise. Listen to me, the loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room - Frank Lucas

[wez]

What is and what should never be ~ Led Zep

 

 

Just because you say it, doesn't make it true ~ wez

 

[RoyalOrleans]

The world is a vampire.

 

- Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins

[wez]

The world is a vampire.

 

- Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins

 

You are a birthday thread derailing, attention whoring, big mouthed, small penised, pile -o- shat that deserves to be Hugo's dinner. ~ wez

 

 

Happy Birthday Anna! ~ wez

 

 

 

disclaimer: pile o' shat phrase, plus the references to Hugo being a cannibal and the birthday thread derailing are the sole property of the Anna Perenna charm school of womanly perfection.

 

If you aint Anna trained, you aint sh t..

 

 

[Anna Perenna]

You are a birthday thread derailing, attention whoring, big mouthed, small penised, pile -o- shat that deserves to be Hugo's dinner. ~ wez

 

Hey! I'm calling copyright on the pile o' shat phrase, plus the references to Hugo being a cannibal and the birthday thread derailing.

 

You can't claim ownership of my intellectual property, mofo - Anna Perenna

 

Where's my car, Mahomo? - Cadet Chad Copeland

[wez]

Hey! I'm calling copyright on the pile o' shat phrase, plus the references to Hugo being a cannibal and the birthday thread derailing.

 

You can't claim ownership of my intellectual property, mofo - Anna Perenna

 

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You're so right, as usual.. forgive me... ~ wez

 

All fixed! we cool? hahahaha

[Anna Perenna]

You're so right, as usual.. forgive me... ~ wez

 

All fixed! we cool? hahahaha

 

I was all set to post an "awww, sure" comment - but then I noticed your edits!

 

Disclaimer: Anna Perenna does not actually think that Royal is a small-penised attention whoring pile o'shat that deserves to be Hugo's dinner.

 

She just wants to tie him to a tree.

[Anna Perenna]

disclaimer: pile o' shat phrase, plus the references to Hugo being a cannibal and the birthday thread derailing are the sole property of the Anna Perenna charm school of womanly perfection.

 

If you aint Anna trained, you aint sh t..

 

I do, however, feel compelled to agree with the above.

[ImWithStupid]

Hey! I'm calling copyright on the pile o' shat phrase, plus the references to Hugo being a cannibal and the birthday thread derailing.

 

pile o' shat, huh. Is O'Shat your ancestoral name from Ireland?

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[wez]

I was all set to post an "awww, sure" comment - but then I noticed your edits!

 

Disclaimer: Anna Perenna does not actually think that Royal is a small-penised attention whoring pile o'shat that deserves to be Hugo's dinner.

 

She just wants to tie him to a tree.

 

hahahaha.. kay.. lemme fix again.. ~ wez

 

That should work..

 

The disclaimer covers me butt ~ wez

[Anna Perenna]

pile o' shat, huh. Is O'Shat your ancestoral name from Ireland?

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LOL! No, it's my clever way of getting around the swear filter.

 

Plus shat = sh1t, but with width, height and density. So, it's like a super-concentrated power version of plain old sh1t.

[Anna Perenna]

hahahaha.. kay.. lemme fix again.. ~ wez

 

That should work..

 

The disclaimer covers me butt ~ wez

 

I'm satisfied.

[wez]

Although I'm pretty sure I posted this somewhere on this thread at some point.. If not, said it somewhere.. I'll say it again.. and it's all mine, mofo's!!

 

 

I sh t, therefore, I have shat ~ wez

 

 

 

disclaimer: mofo is the sole property of the Anna Perenna charm school of womanly perfection.

 

If you aint Anna trained, you aint sh t..

 

 

[wez]

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. ~ Orson Wells

 

 

 

The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved ~ Mother Teresa

 

 

 

When we truly realize that we are all alone is when we need others the most ~ Ronald Anthony

 

 

 

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. ~ Pearl S. Buck

 

 

 

What loneliness is more lonely than distrust? ~ T.S. Eliot

 

 

 

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely ~ Albert Einstein

 

 

 

Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate ~ Germaine Greer

 

 

 

Alone, all alone. Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone ~ Maya Angelou

 

 

 

What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

 

 

 

Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone ~ Octavio Paz

 

 

 

Remember we're all in this alone ~ Lily Tomlin

 

 

 

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people ~ Joan Collins

 

 

 

 

The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and curious phenomenon, peculiar to myself and to a few other solitary men, is the central and inevitable fact of human existence ~ Thomas Wolfe

 

 

 

Lonliness accepted becomes a gift leading one from a life dominated by tears to the discovery of one's true self and finally to the heart of longing and the love of God. ~ Unknown

 

 

 

It would do the world good if every man would compel himself occasionally to be absolutely alone. Most of the world's progress has come out of such loneliness ~ Bruce Barton

 

 

 

The end comes when we no longer talk with ourselves. It is the end of genuine thinking and the beginning of the final loneliness ~ Edward Gibbon

 

 

 

 

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right ~ Jules Renard

 

 

 

 

 

[wez]

No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. ~ Aristotle

 

 

 

The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit, showing ourselves and crying on the passers-by to come and love us ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

 

 

 

When Christ said: "I was hungry and you fed me," he didn't mean only the hunger for bread and for food; he also meant the hunger to be loved. Jesus himself experienced this loneliness. He came amongst his own and his own received him not, and it hurt him then and it has kept on hurting him. The same hunger, the same loneliness, the same having no one to be accepted by and to be loved and wanted by. Every human being in that case resembles Christ in his loneliness; and that is the hardest part, that's real hunger ~ Mother Teresa

 

 

 

It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinions; it is easy in solitude to live after your own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

 

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself ~ Mark Twain

 

 

 

Be good and you will be lonely. ~ Mark Twain

 

 

 

The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness. ~ Norman Cousins

 

 

 

Separate we come, and separate we go, And this be it known, is all that we know. ~ Conrad Aiken

 

 

 

One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul, and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. ~ Vincent Van Gogh

 

 

 

[wez]

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I'll remember. Involve me and I'll understand.~ Confucius

 

 

 

Asking the right questions takes as much skill as giving the right answers.~ Robert Half

 

 

 

The truth isn't the truth until people believe you, and they can't believe you if they don't know what you're saying, and they can't know what you're saying if they don't listen to you, and they won't listen to you if you're not interesting, and you won't be interesting unless you say things imaginatively, originally, freshly.~ William Bernbach

 

 

 

The greatest problem in communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished. ~ George Bernard Shaw

 

 

 

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. ~ Naguib Mahfouz

 

 

 

I have found that it does not help, in the long run, to begin my inquiries from the standpoint of the world as a problem to be solved. I am more effective, quite simply, as long as I can retain the spirit of inquiry of the everlasting beginner. ~ David Cooperrider

 

 

 

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Carl W. Buechner

 

 

 

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves ~ Carl Gustav Jung

 

 

 

Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third ~ Marge Piercy

 

 

 

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. ~ Dale Carnegie

 

 

 

I understand people's suffering, people's pain, more than you will every know yourself ~ Princess of Wales Diana

 

 

 

When a man begins to understand himself he begins to live. When he begins to live he begins to understand his fellow men ~ Norvin Mcgranahan

 

 

 

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it ~ Upton Sinclair

 

 

 

'Tis better to understand, than to be understood ~ Unknown

 

 

 

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding ~ Kahlil Gibran

 

 

 

[wez]

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity. ~ Christopher Morley

 

 

 

You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note. ~ Doug Floyd

 

 

 

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. ~ Colin Wilson

 

 

 

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. ~ J.K. Galbraith

 

 

 

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~ George Bernard Shaw

 

 

 

With the pride of the artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists the small trumpet of your defiance. ~ Norman Mailer

 

 

 

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

 

 

 

In the moment of our creation we receive the stamp of our individuality; and much of life is spent in rubbing off or defacing the impression. ~ Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare

 

 

 

To be dragged in the wake of the passive flock and to pass a hundred and one times beneath the shears of the shepherd, or to die alone like a brave eagle on a rocky crag of a great mountain: that is the dilemma. ~ Praxedis Guerrero

 

 

 

When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong. ~ Ani Difranco

 

 

 

Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. ~ Clarence Darrow

 

 

 

 

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

 

 

 

Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature. ~ George Bernard Shaw

 

 

 

Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along. ~ Carl Sagan

 

 

 

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself. ~ Rita Mae Brown

 

 

 

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ~ Martina Navratilova

 

 

 

Not all those who wander are lost. ~ J.R.R. Tolkien

 

 

 

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~ Winston Churchill

 

 

 

Common experience shows how much rarer is moral courage than physical bravery. A thousand men will march to the mouth of the cannon where one man will dare espouse an unpopular cause. ~ Clarence Darrow

 

 

 

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. ~Anatole France

 

 

 

Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right. ~ Anthony J. D'Angelo

 

 

 

All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. ~ Adlai Stevenson

 

 

 

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. ~ Albert Camus

 

 

 

No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors. ~ William Faulkner

 

 

 

The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed. ~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan

 

 

 

The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them. ~ Albert Einstein, letter to Sigmund Freud, 30 July 1932

 

 

 

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ~ G.B. Shaw