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Silence is golden, bitch - Anna Perenna
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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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LOL! No, it's my clever way of getting around the swear filter.

 

Plus shat = sh1t, but with width, height and density. So, it's like a super-concentrated power version of plain old sh1t.

Actually, shat is the past tense of sh t.

 

From Merriam-Webster:

Main Entry:shat

past and past participle of sh t

But whatever works for you.:D

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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~ Dr. Seuss

 

 

 

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams ~ Dr. Seuss

 

 

 

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. ~ Dr. Seuss

 

 

 

How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon ~ Dr. Seuss

 

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For RO:

 

"A fat woman is a blanket for winter." - Arab proverb

 

"It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid" - Kate Moss

 

"What's a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn't get it often enough?" - Ted Nugent

 

"Men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." - Peter Griffin

 

"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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For RO:

 

"A fat woman is a blanket for winter." - Arab proverb

 

"It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid" - Kate Moss

 

"What's a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn't get it often enough?" - Ted Nugent

 

"Men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." - Peter Griffin

 

"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Thank you, thank you.

 

"America is fat. So fat that its Bible Belt had to change to Sansabelt slacks."

 

- RO

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Actually, shat is the past tense of sh t.

 

From Merriam-Webster:

 

But whatever works for you.:D

 

Uhhh, don't correct me. It sickens me - Mr. Furious

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Who goosed the moose - by Antlers in the trees.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Yellow Rivers - By I P freely

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Life is lemon and I want my money back - Meatloaf

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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"The spirit in which you do the work (nursing) makes all the diference. Invested as you should with the dignity of the profession and the cloak of love for suffering humanity you can enoble anything your hand may be called upon to do. For work done in this spirit there will ever come to you a recompense far outweighing that of silver and gold. ~ Isabel Hampton Robb (prominent early American nurse educator) from her textbook Nursing Ethics, 1901

 

 

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Wez, quit marinating in your urine.. ~ Emkay

 

 

 

I'd do anything in the world for you, and to you, :rolleyes:.. til the end of time ~ wez

 

 

 

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Have you ever noticed that

the worst way to miss someone

is when they are right beside you

and you can never have them?

 

 

Its hard to pretend you love

someone when you don't

but its harder to pretend that

you don't love someone when you really do.

 

 

Of all the words of tongue or pen,

the saddest are those...

it might have been.

 

 

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Unemployed - by Anita Job

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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For it is a land of illusion, a place in the mind, a shimmering mirage of riches and mystery and death. These illusions have distorted its landscape and contorted its history ~ Richard E. Lingenfelter

 

 

 

The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents, and the oceans was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge ~ Daniel J. Boorstin

 

 

 

The first man to see an illusion by which men have flourished for centuries surely stands in a lonely place ~ Gary Zukav

 

 

 

It is natural for man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts... For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it ~ Patrick Henry

 

 

 

It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know they are wretched for they are full of the truthless ideal which have been instilled into them, and each time they come in contact with the real, they are bruised and wounded ~ W Somerset Maugham

 

 

 

The impression forces itself upon one that men measure by false standards, that everyone seeks power, success, riches for himself, and admires others who attain them, while undervaluing the truly precious thing in life. ~ Desiderius Erasmus

 

 

 

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch

 

 

 

For those who have seen the Earth from space, and for the hundreds and perhaps thousands more who will, the experience most certainly changes your perspective. The things that we share in our world are far more valuable than those which divide us. ~ Donald Williams

 

 

 

 

 

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"I can't believe how much this crap costs! How do you sleep at night?"

 

- RO buying a new cell phone this morning.

 

"On a pile of money."

 

- The AT&T She-merchant

 

"I just want a phone that I can make and recieve calls on. Don't care about the bells and whistles --- texting, multimedia, internet, mobile email, watching TV, downloading music... I just want one that works. I can afford all of these phones and the corresponding plan, but I don't want to! I don't pay for a frivolous service that I don't intend to use. Give me a phone that works and I'll leave you alone."

 

- RO pleading with the stupid b!tch at the AT&T store

 

"This one is free with a two year contract."

 

- The AT&T She-merchant

 

"Got anything cheaper?"

 

- RO the quintessential smart ass rubbing salt in the wound.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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"I can't believe how much this crap costs! How do you sleep at night?"

 

- RO buying a new cell phone this morning.

 

"On a pile of money."

 

- The AT&T She-merchant

 

"I just want a phone that I can make and recieve calls on. Don't care about the bells and whistles --- texting, multimedia, internet, mobile email, watching TV, downloading music... I just want one that works. I can afford all of these phones and the corresponding plan, but I don't want to! I don't pay for a frivolous service that I don't intend to use. Give me a phone that works and I'll leave you alone."

 

- RO pleading with the stupid b!tch at the AT&T store

 

"This one is free with a two year contract."

 

- The AT&T She-merchant

 

"Got anything cheaper?"

 

- RO the quintessential smart ass rubbing salt in the wound.

 

Wow grandpa, no texting even? Where's the fun in not being bombarded with poorly typed messages all day long?

 

Maybe you should just get one of those Jitterbug phones designed for old people who don't like bells, whistles, cold weather or young people walking on their lawns.

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Wow grandpa, no texting even? Where's the fun in not being bombarded with poorly typed messages all day long?

 

Maybe you should just get one of those Jitterbug phones designed for old people who don't like bells, whistles, cold weather or young people walking on their lawns.

 

I ended up with an LG Shine with a couple features.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I ended up with an LG Shine with a couple features.

 

I thought I needed all the bells and whistles this summer and got a htc palm pc with entirely too much crap that I don't need or ever use. It's bulky, hard to navigate and obnoxious but it does have internet which is nice when it's slow at work.

 

I got that instead of the LG Shine. I should have went with the Shine. I bet you'll be happy with it.

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