Give me quotes or give me death!

[ImWithStupid]

Women. Nice ones, the most frigid of the race, it doesn't matter in the end. Inside they're all the same meat and gristle and hatred just simmering. --Chad from movie In the Company of Men

 

---I can't get no....male validation--Emkay

 

Women. Black, white, Asian, Hispanic, Arab. It doesn't matter. They're all pink in the middle. ~ Me

[Ahhlee]

Women. Black, white, Asian, Hispanic, Arab. It doesn't matter. They're all pink in the middle. ~ Me

 

You sound like you're ordering a steak with cheesy hash browns on the side.

[ToriAllen]

Don't worry about avoiding temptation ... as you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill

 

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers

 

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx

 

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

- Mae West

[ToriAllen]

This one is for Eddo:

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

-- Demetri Martin

[wez]

Kind thoughts are rarer than either kind words or deeds. They imply a great deal of thinking about others. This in itself is rare. But they also imply a great deal of thinking about others without the thoughts being criticisms. This is rarer still. ~ Frederick W. Faber

 

 

 

That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

 

 

 

What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind. ~ Buddha

 

[RoyalOrleans]

"My first instinct was to kill the spider. I watched it scurry across the floor, so I took a running leap and landed on top of it with the heel of my right foot. I stood over the spider's carcass smiling with satisfaction, then decided she wasn't dead enough. So with the heel of my right foot, I viciously ground the spider's carcass into the concrete. Then I picked up the remnants, put it in an old coffee can, doused it with lighter fluid, stood back, lit a match, and dropped it inside. Mmmm... black widow flambeau!"

 

- RO after a nasty black widow bite Sunday morning.

[ImWithStupid]

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." ~ Ayn Rand

[RoyalOrleans]

The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.

 

- H.L. Mencken

[eddo]

"Free Mamograms!"

 

 

Me, every October at the local university, doing my part to help in Breast Cancer Awareness month.

[RegisteredAndEducated]

"Free Mamograms!"

 

 

Me, every October at the local university, doing my part to help in Breast Cancer Awareness month.

 

cheah... like you've ever felt a boob.

[RoyalOrleans]

cheah... like you've ever felt a boob.

 

That's why eddo is offering free mamograms. (rollseyes) (frownyface) (smileyface) (eatsh!tgrin)

[eddo]

"Free Mamograms!"

 

 

Me, every October at the local university, doing my part to help in Breast Cancer Awareness month.

cheah... like you've ever felt a boob.

That's why eddo is offering free mamograms. (rollseyes) (frownyface) (smileyface) (eatsh!tgrin)

 

I didn't say it ever worked...

[Ahhlee]

I didn't say it ever worked...

 

Don't cry, eddo....you'll get a tummy ache.

 

Besides, it's just a boob.

[Old Salt]

Don't cry, eddo....you'll get a tummy ache.

 

Besides, it's just a boob.

That's easy for you to say.

[eddo]

Don't cry, eddo....you'll get a tummy ache.

 

Besides, it's just a boob.

 

This year I'm gonna try wearing pants.

 

We'll see if that helps any.

[snafu]

Don't cry, eddo....you'll get a tummy ache.

 

Besides, it's just a boob.

 

That's easy for you to say.

 

This year I'm gonna try wearing pants.

 

We'll see if that helps any.

 

Ohh... going for the side bulge shot I see.

[snafu]

Go for shorts. Chicks just dig the accidental bag hang.

[RegisteredAndEducated]

This year I'm gonna try wearing pants.

 

We'll see if that helps any.

 

That'll do it!

[RoyalOrleans]

"Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money --- only for wanting to keep your own money."

 

- Joseph Sobran

[wez]

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish. ~ Jean De La Fontaine

 

 

[Chi]

There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things. For the reformer has enemies in all those who profit by the old order, and only lukewarm defenders in all those who would profit by the new order, this lukewarmness arising partly from fear of their adversaries … and partly from the incredulity of mankind, who do not truly believe in anything new until they have had actual experience of it.

 

- Niccolo Machiavelli

[Ahhlee]

"As I was skidding backwards along the highway veering towards the ditch, I would like to say I said something dignified and Carrie Underwoodesque like 'Jesus, take the wheel', but alas that is not the case.

 

Instead, in those seconds that felt like hours, my mind reflected on the people I love, lists/tasks left incomplete and hopes and dreams unrealized. As I felt the back end hit the ditch, I realized my last thought was going to be...'Huh. I'm going to go flipping through a field. Fukk.'"

 

- Ali after sliding across the ice yesterday and winding up stuck backwards, in the opposing ditch, and in a slough.

[eddo]

"As I was skidding backwards along the highway veering towards the ditch, I would like to say I said something dignified and Carrie Underwoodesque like 'Jesus, take the wheel', but alas that is not the case.

 

Instead, in those seconds that felt like hours, my mind reflected on the people I love, lists/tasks left incomplete and hopes and dreams unrealized. As I felt the back end hit the ditch, I realized my last thought was going to be...'Huh. I'm going to go flipping through a field. Fukk.'"

 

- Ali after sliding across the ice yesterday and winding up stuck backwards, in the opposing ditch, and in a slough.

 

HOLY SCHNICKIES!!!

 

Glad you are ok!!!!

 

-me, after reading about Ali's adventures.

[snafu]

"As I was skidding backwards along the highway veering towards the ditch, I would like to say I said something dignified and Carrie Underwoodesque like 'Jesus, take the wheel', but alas that is not the case.

 

Instead, in those seconds that felt like hours, my mind reflected on the people I love, lists/tasks left incomplete and hopes and dreams unrealized. As I felt the back end hit the ditch, I realized my last thought was going to be...'Huh. I'm going to go flipping through a field. Fukk.'"

 

- Ali after sliding across the ice yesterday and winding up stuck backwards, in the opposing ditch, and in a slough.

 

Far out! I've done that man!

[Old Salt]

I did that once a lot of years ago with a semi. It's a strange feeling when you can stick your hand out the driver's window and touch the side of the trailer.

 

I'm glad you're OK.