Some wonderful messages for the kids of America. Love, the adults..

[wez]

Your life is worth more than a dog, but less than a car.

 

Don't have sex and ignore the constant bombardment of sex in advertising, television, movies, and music.

 

Buy those products, watch those shows, go to those movies, and listen to that music to keep our economy strong.

 

There is nothing more important in life than money. The amount of "respect" and adoration you will receive is directly proprotional to the size of your bank account regardless of your actions.

 

Buy and consume at any cost as what you are is defined by what you have that other people can see and envy.

 

Sex sells!

 

Don't have sex, or you'll get diseases, have kids and go to hell.

 

Do as I say, not as I do.

 

 

 

 

 

What other words of wisdom do we have for our kids?

[wez]

Violence is not the solution to your problems, unless it involves invading foreign countries to secure our way of life and obtain precious resources and wealth.

 

It is ok for us to have nuclear weapons, but not ok for our enemies of the moment and we will kill them to prove it.

 

Violence solves nothing and although we have more guns than people and spend most of our time and resources devising new and improved ways to kill people, we are a peace loving country.

 

Columbus discovered America, and savages that needed to die to preserve peace.

 

Might = right, but violence is not the answer, unless intimidation fails.

 

I wonder why kids have been shooting up schools for the last 15 years? Quite the mystery... our kids must be evil.. be afraid of them, very afraid..

[wez]

Don't drink and do drugs.

 

Here, take this Ritalin so you become zombie like and easy to control while I wash my Prozac down with a snifter of brandy.

[Guest TOW]

The strongest survive! And he who laughs last, did'nt get the joke.

[wez]

Don't be alarmed, this is only a test.

 

Success!!! Yay me.

[snafu]

Look before you leap.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

You can't always believe what you read.

Pull up your pants or you'll never get away.

[snafu]

The world is full of hate. Some of it you can fix but not all.

You can break one twig easy. You can't break a bundle.

We didn't chose or making but you do the best that you can with what you got.

If you don't clear the brush first and have good retardant you will have to fight fire with fire.

[snafu]

Straight up and down! You can't aim sidways.

[Guest TOW]

No matter how much you shake it, or how much you dance, the last 3 drops go in your pants.

[wez]

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[snafu]

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

 

LMAO!

[snafu]

Crack kills. No seriously!

[wez]

Crack kills. No seriously!

 

 

 

Hahahahaha... Good advice.

 

Meth is poisen, run like hell.