Great class activity

[timesjoke]

Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.

 

A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a "gorilla gram" to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported

 

After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

 

The police were not called and no one was suspended from the school in the incident, and officials said they were investigating.

 

 

I wonder what the other guys say about his mom, the teasing he is getting must be interesting.

[eddo]

What kind of idiot does this stripper have to be to not think "Hey, I'm in a school, maybe this isn't such a good diea."

[hugo]

What kind of idiot does this stripper have to be to not think "Hey, I'm in a school, maybe this isn't such a good diea."

 

 

Strppers don't tend to be real bright.

[Jhony5]

This story sounds quite made up. It makes no sense that the stripper would take control of the class and be allowed to do her act. I am sure someone would have informed her that she must leave before she had a chance to attach a leash.

 

Honestly. Lies.

[Old Salt]

Tabloid journalism.

[Jhony5]

Tabloid journalism.

 

It makes no logical sense that this happened. Watch how easy it is.

 

Indianapolis, In~

Students at Stephen Decatur elementary school in Indianapolis were shocked today when their substitute teacher showed up and it was discovered he was the legendary Bigfoot. Apparently the Sasquatch had earned a teaching degree online over the last several years. When the Sasquatch (going by the name of Mr Harry) was made fun of by an unruly student, he turned violent and consumed the child, bones and all, leaving the rest of the class horrified. After consuming the student the enraged Sasquatch let out a primal screech and disappeared into the nearby woods.

[Old Salt]

It makes no logical sense that this happened. Watch how easy it is.

Nice article. But you'd better watch out - you just might get your article published in the tabloids next to the article about a woman giving birth to a space alien baby. Tabloids don't care about the truth, or even logic, as long as there is just enough of each to keep them from getting sued.

[Jhony5]

It's just best to post your source when posting articles of any kind. I'm not trying to say that TJ made this story up. Only that I seriously question the validity of this story and I question the source.

[Old Salt]

It's just best to post your source when posting articles of any kind. I'm not trying to say that TJ made this story up. Only that I seriously question the validity of this story and I question the source.

Agreed. A link always helps, too.

[timesjoke]

It's just best to post your source when posting articles of any kind. I'm not trying to say that TJ made this story up. Only that I seriously question the validity of this story and I question the source.

 

 

First of all, I never use questionable sources and have never given anyone the reason to doubt the honesty of the news stories I post so questioning my integrity is simply childish.

 

If you were that concerned about the validity of the story I posted, you could have googled it but instead, you prefer to cal my honesty into question.

 

The original source:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309462,00.html

 

It was based on this story:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

 

I just did a google searched and found hundreds of blogs and news stories covering this topic so if you had put the same energy checking as you did being negative, you would have answered your own question and not made a useless post.

[Jhony5]

When you post a news article most people know it as proper etiquette to also post the source. Therefor, others do not have to feel compelled to do their own investigation every time someone posts an article.

 

Well anyway, I read the "SKY news" article and I must say I still find the details quite suspicious. Not one name is given and no sources are named. This is the journalistic equivalent of spreading a rumor. It makes no sense that a stripper could enter a school, enter the proper class, turn on her radio, attach a leash to the boy and give commands, thusly putting on an entire show. This would take some time and one would think it logical that she wouldn't have gotten this far.

 

It is obvious to me that this story is a loosely based on reality and an embellishment of a far less interesting occurrence.

[wez]

First of all, I never use questionable sources and have never given anyone the reason to doubt the honesty of the news stories I post so questioning my integrity is simply childish.

 

If you were that concerned about the validity of the story I posted, you could have googled it but instead, you prefer to cal my honesty into question.

 

The original source:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309462,00.html

 

It was based on this story:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

 

I just did a google searched and found hundreds of blogs and news stories covering this topic so if you had put the same energy checking as you did being negative, you would have answered your own question and not made a useless post.

 

 

 

Typical reaction of a control phreak who always thinks people are questioning them personally and go on the defensive without seeing any other way.. He was questioning the integrity of the story, not you, tough guy. Relax, you don't need to beat anyone up to prove your honesty...

 

 

I find the story quite questionable myself... seems a bit far fetched...

[Jhony5]

Typical reaction of a control phreak who always thinks people are questioning them personally and go on the defensive without seeing any other way.. He was questioning the integrity of the story, not you, tough guy. Relax, you don't need to beat anyone up to prove your honesty...

 

 

I find the story quite questionable myself... seems a bit far fetched...

 

Thank you. I clearly stipulated, and I quote "I'm not trying to say that TJ made this story up. Only that I seriously question the validity of this story and I question the source".

 

I stand by this remark, and no, it wasn't meant as a slight to you personally, TJ.

[Feckless Wench]

What kind of idiot does this stripper have to be to not think "Hey, I'm in a school, maybe this isn't such a good diea."

 

 

Look, it was a job - I promise not to do it again...the money sucked anyway!

[wez]

Look, it was a job - I promise not to do it again...the money sucked anyway!

 

 

 

Hahahahahahaha... I'll hire you fecky.

[eddo]

Indianapolis, In~

Students at Stephen Decatur elementary school in Indianapolis were shocked today when their substitute teacher showed up and it was discovered he was the legendary Bigfoot. Apparently the Sasquatch had earned a teaching degree online over the last several years. When the Sasquatch (going by the name of Mr Harry) was made fun of by an unruly student, he turned violent and consumed the child, bones and all, leaving the rest of the class horrified. After consuming the student the enraged Sasquatch let out a primal screech and disappeared into the nearby woods.

 

 

THAT BASTARD!!