hugo Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major. An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation. The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic." The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you." The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared." The French general said, "That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants." Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
snafu Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tc78yPv_ztM]YouTube - Robin Williams - The French[/ame] Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
ImWithStupid Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried. Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? A. So the Germans could march in the shade. Q: How many gears does a French tank have? A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear. Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman? A: Sunburned armpits. Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast? A. You can make soldiers out of toast. Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The Army. Q. Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once! Quote
Jhony5 Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 . WINNAR!!!!! Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
ImWithStupid Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 [attach=full]1291[/attach] [attach=full]1292[/attach] [attach=full]1293[/attach] [attach=full]1294[/attach] This is from one of my previous posts... Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him?" Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother? " Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they are about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French." The interview ended at that point.I think I'm done bashing France for one day. . . . Quote
snafu Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 It takes a horse of course. To win the Tour De France! [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=K-xR1HErmH8]YouTube - tour de france criterium cheval cyclism[/ame] Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 lol, but I have to say I like France and the French. I like the stick loaf they make- baguette, and I like their wine. They produce the worlds best chefs too. And as soon as they get anywhere near the sea, a lake or river, the women straight away go topless. Marvellous. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 French swimmer, Alain Bernard, made a prediction... I'm favorite and we'll smash U.S.: Bernard By Francois Thomazeau Thu Aug 7, 5:03 AM ET BEIJING (Reuters) - World record holder Alain Bernard opened the war of words for the Olympic swimming competition on Thursday, stating he was the favorite for the 100 meters freestyle and the French relay squad would "smash" the Americans. "The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for," Bernard said. I'm favorite and we'll smash U.S.: Bernard - Yahoo! News Unfortunately it was wrong. Men's 4 x 100m Freestyle Relay: USA obliterates world record Updated: 2008-08-11 13:51:33 (BEIJING, August 11)-- In one of the all-time great relay swims, the United States overcame the French team in the shadows of the finish line to complete a stunning Men's 4 x 100m Freestyle Relay win on Monday, smashing the world record by nearly four seconds in the process. Men's 4 x 100m Freestyle Relay: USA obliterates world record - The Official Website of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games What was that claim again? I guess nobody told the French about the effect that bulletin board material has on American athletes. Quote
phreakwars Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R2ss--tJ0A]YouTube - Merci McCain[/ame] . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
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