Your preferred neighbours

[builder]

Much hoohah and grandstanding about acceptance of other races and classes, but when it comes down to tin tacks, and maybe brass knuckles, who would you prefer to be your neighbours?

[phreakwars]

You forgot a couple... for instance:

 

 

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  [ ]degenerate cross breed trailor park trash
  [ ]the huge mexican family with kids that don't get watched
  [ ]the annoying TV/stereo on all night.... full blast !!
  [ ]Tweekers who tear out at a high rate of speed
  [ ]Potheads who want to borrow sugar
  [ ]Convicted drunk drivers who always need a ride
  [ ]Old feeble people who pop a gasket if you step 1 inch onto their property.... even to help them
  [ ]The dick teasing young hot neighbor who is always making out with her boyfriend
  [ ]The fat ugly chick who is always making out with the Mexican familys kid
  [ ]Anybody from Texas

 

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[hugo]

You left out the damn next door neighbor who bitches everytime you screw his wife.

[tiredofwhiners]

You forgot a couple... for instance:

 

 

• 
  [ ]degenerate cross breed trailor park trash
  [ ]the huge mexican family with kids that don't get watched
  [ ]the annoying TV/stereo on all night.... full blast !!
  [ ]Tweekers who tear out at a high rate of speed
  [ ]Potheads who want to borrow sugar
  [ ]Convicted drunk drivers who always need a ride
  [ ]Old feeble people who pop a gasket if you step 1 inch onto their property.... even to help them
  [ ]The dick teasing young hot neighbor who is always making out with her boyfriend
  [ ]The fat ugly chick who is always making out with the Mexican familys kid
  [ ]Anybody from Texas

 

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He said preferred neighbors not your actual neighbours.

 

You left out the damn next door neighbor who bitches everytime you screw his wife.

 

I know i hate that guy too.

[Hamza123]

I don't really care who my neighbour is as long as they're not socially challenged in most aspects of their life.

[ToriAllen]

I don't really care who my neighbour is as long as they're not socially challenged in most aspects of their life.

Really? I look for just the opposite. The socially challenged tend to leave me the hell alone.

[Hamza123]

Really? I look for just the opposite. The socially challenged tend to leave me the hell alone.

 

Meh, I like to keep communication with my neighbour. Friendly that is.. and friendly is where it stops.

[ImWithStupid]

I have the best neighbors in the world. To my north and west are cool people that I can drink with and to my east is a cemetary. It's usually pretty quiet to the east.

[RoyalOrleans]

I don't care who my neighbors are, as long as they;

 

A] Keep to themselves

B] Leave me alone

C] Quiet

D] Have hot daughters

E] Work for a beer distributor.

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

I don't care who my neighbors are, as long as they;

 

A] Keep to themselves

B] Leave me alone

C] Quiet

D] Have hot daughters

E] Work for a beer distributor.

 

and have their hot daughters bring the beer to me!

[Lethalfind]

I used to have a neighbor who when my daughter would play with her son, she would preach to my daughter about how she should be reading her bible and going to church. Diane came home to me asking why she was telling her this. Diane does have a bible but we don't go to church.

 

I knew she was moving soon or we would have had a serious problem on our hands.

 

I really don't care as long as they don't get noisey and keep their property up etc. I have some very nice neighbors, they are Puerto Rican from New York. They are impeccable and they have children my daughter plays with. Whats not too like.

[RoyalOrleans]

and have their hot daughters bring the beer to me!

 

Yes... ohhhh yes! You damn right.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

If I could choose my neighbors these would be them:

 

On MY floor

1. Airheaded college kids who sit around smoking pot all day

2. at least one dope dealer

3. Some truck driver who's never home

4. Gay people (less competition when trying to jock the hot girl next door -- and they usually have drugs.)

5. Hippies

6. Immigrants who no speeka o' undaztand english

 

Ahhh, now the neighbors I DON'T want to have:

 

MY FLOOR:

1.Old bastards who think their shit don't stink

 

2.Bible thumpers

 

3. Extacy -addicted ravers who ask for penut butter at three in the morning (hasn't happened yet but I have a feeling it will one day)

 

4. Drunk fucks that like to fight and argue in the wee hours

 

5. Children

 

Floor above me:

1. An entire floor full of nerds (This would make me REALLY fucking nervous)

 

2. Rivetheads who like to dance to their music (people who know how they dance will understand)

[lilmizztemper]

I got a registered sex offender for my neighbor....thankfully all my windows are too high for him to take a peek...my other neighbor is a horse so well thats all the neighbors I have and I could do with one less!!!

[RoyalOrleans]

I got a registered sex offender for my neighbor....thankfully all my windows are too high for him to take a peek...my other neighbor is a horse so well thats all the neighbors I have and I could do with one less!!!

 

You're getting confused. I am the horse-dicked sex offender neighbor and I go bump in the night.

[manicmonday]

You're getting confused. I am the horse-dicked sex offender neighbor and I go bump in the night.

 

 

That's RO's way of saying "How you doing?". Just ignore the buldge if need be.

[snafu]

You're getting confused. I am the horse-dicked sex offender neighbor and I go bump in the night.

 

Weeeh! Is that you behind me RO?

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?p=968793&posted=1#post968793

[eisanbt]

I'm fairly new the the neighbour thing, I grew up with neighbours who were a decent 15min walk away. This city business it alright though. On one side is the guy who works at Sobeys and has the best customer service skillz I've ever experienced, the man is impressivly pleasent. On the other side is a mysterious young couple who never say a thing, they're great like that. I sometimes worry that our load music and/or pot smoke/ public drunkeness at 11am might corrupt their kids, so we gotta play things careful there.

 

 

The best neighbours are pot/hash dealers (Nothing else, or too many sketchbags appear). And preferbly they just like to keep a friendly, but purely business relationship and don't try to steal your power

[lilmizztemper]

You're getting confused. I am the horse-dicked sex offender neighbor and I go bump in the night.

 

oh HELL I sure hope you were aight when ya woke up from that dream!!!!!

[RoyalOrleans]

Weeeh! Is that you behind me RO?

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showthread.php?p=968793&posted=1#post968793

 

Is that you John Wayne?

[RoyalOrleans]

oh HELL I sure hope you were aight when ya woke up from that dream!!!!!

 

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