Jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Where was brotherman when God was handing out brains? He was waiting in the "Large Black C ck line. The wait is extensive. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Jhony, what's the meaning of life? Sex, drugs and violence. I was wondering if you could tell me how soon is now? That was then this is now. Stop living in the past. Confucius say; "Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday". Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, How many TD's will Moss catch in the Super bowl? Quote
Jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, How many TD's will Moss catch in the Super bowl? 2 ...... Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, If I shave my head and run through the streets naked screaming "free Mandela", will I get arrested? Quote
snafu Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Like wow man! Who made who anyway? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, If I shave my head and run through the streets naked screaming "free Mandela", will I get arrested? If in-fact you do not have any Mandela to give for free you may be cited for false advertising. Like wow man! Who made who anyway? Friction. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 If in-fact you do not have any Mandela to give for free you may be cited for false advertising. Friction. Hahahahaha... Quote
snafu Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Whats worse... catching your wife with your friend or your wife catching you with your friend? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Between the Yin and Yang..... where do I fit in? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
eddo Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Whats worse... catching your wife with your friend or your wife catching you with your friend? ask Mick Jagger... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 ask Mick Jagger... Hahahahaha.. or David Bowie.. Wasn't "Angie" his g/f? Quote
snafu Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 ask Mick Jagger... ~ I'm just waiting on a friend waiting on a friend~ Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Actually.........Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Whats worse... catching your wife with your friend or your wife catching you with your friend? Here perspective is key. For me, it would be worse to catch my wife with my friend because I would lose a friend and a wife. In the eyes of god? Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Being that my wife would only stand to lose a husband and not sustain the personal loss of two loved ones, it would indeed be worse for me to catch my wife. Who, in reality, is my ex-wife and a whore who f cked her sisters husbands first cousin Ernie while we were married, as I later came to discover (Key Jerry Springer fight music). Sad but true. And I'm the one that got left. Women....Can't live with 'em....Can't bury them in the backyard under the new shed (Key suspicious revelation music). Between the Yin and Yang..... where do I fit in? The dual concepts of yin and yang (or heaven and earth) describe two primal opposing but complementary principles or cosmic forces said to be found in all non-static objects and processes in the universe. There is no in between. You are Yang, Snafu. Yang is active, light, masculine, positive, upward-seeking, producing and corresponds to the daytime. Being that I know your positive attitude and given the fact that you live in the land of the midnight sun, you are definitely Yang. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
hugo Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Can you still get Columbian Gold? Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Can you still get Columbian Gold? . Apparently so. I have never seen it or smoked it. I smoke a special breed called Northern Lights. A highly adapted strain specifically meant for indoor growing. A short robust plant that requires a minimal vegetative growth period. Engineered in Holland but very popular in the Canadian and Pacific Northwest climates. [attach=full]1309[/attach] Quite literally, one or two tokes and I'm good for the night. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
timesjoke Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Where do the missing socks go when we do laundry? Quote
snafu Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Can you still get Columbian Gold? :D haha... Dirt weed. We used to get that bail pressed kilos with all the stems and seeds that you don't need. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
phreakwars Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Who has a better way of killing us, McDonalds, or Burger King? . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Who has a better way of killing us, McDonalds, or Burger King? . . Burger King. You can have it your way. Where do the missing socks go when we do laundry? Homeland security acquires them for the Federal DNA data bank. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Jhony5 Posted January 27, 2008 Author Posted January 27, 2008 Dear Jhony, Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried? In the ground, of course. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Jhony... Answer me this, why does Peyton Manning's nose stick out of his helmet? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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