Jhony5 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Posted January 28, 2008 Is time travel possible? Yes. Go to sleep for 8 hours and you have effectively traveled 8 hours into the future. Jhony... Answer me this, why does Peyton Manning's nose stick out of his helmet? He is an awkward man with a large mis-configured face. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
wez Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Dear Jhony, Why does a math book give the following stupid, ancient English conversion that is mathamatically incorrect, and still used for medication by a handful of complete morons. 15 grain = 1 gram 1 grain = 60 milligrams Can you see a problem there? Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Jhony, Why do "bitches be trippin?" Sincerely, BrotherMan Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Jhony, If Carla has 20 apples, and Mikey steals 15 of them... Shouldn't Charley beat him down and take his sister's apples back? Or should he just let Mikey keep them stolen delicious apples? Sincerely, BrotherMan Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Jhony, As a great philosopher once said... "Why?" Sincerely, BrotherMan Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
Feckless Wench Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Why are red haired people reputed to be bad tempered? Quote Dementia is just a state of mind.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 He is an awkward man with a large mis-configured face. A face only a mother could love. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
phreakwars Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Speaking of Royal Orleans, Hey, isn't this thread a plagerized version of ask Dr. (Neal) Downs on that one, now defunct, website? . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Speaking of Royal Orleans, Hey, isn't this thread a plagerized version of ask Dr. (Neal) Downs on that one, now defunct, website? . . It's hard to be original in the world we live. The best thing one can do is, take an original idea and put your own spin on it. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Speaking of Royal Orleans, Hey, isn't this thread a plagerized version of ask Dr. (Neal) Downs on that one, now defunct, website? . . No I think Dr Neal plagerized it from "The all seeing eye" (fullauto) Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Jhony5 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Jhony, Why does a math book give the following stupid, ancient English conversion that is mathamatically incorrect, and still used for medication by a handful of complete morons. 15 grain = 1 gram 1 grain = 60 milligrams Can you see a problem there? Makes perfect sense. Jhony, Why do "bitches be trippin?" Because bitches ain't sh t but hoes 'n' tricks. Jhony, If Carla has 20 apples, and Mikey steals 15 of them... Shouldn't Charley beat him down and take his sister's apples back? Or should he just let Mikey keep them stolen delicious apples? Charley cannot take action as the apple theft was merely an extortion attempt by Mikey because of the knowledge he has about what Charley does to his sister, Carla. Jhony, As a great philosopher once said... "Why?" As an equally great philosopher said..... "Because". Why are red haired people reputed to be bad tempered? Redheads are natures D students. Speaking of Royal Orleans, Hey, isn't this thread a plagerized version of ask Dr. (Neal) Downs on that one, now defunct, website? No, it isn't. This thread is the result of marijuana induced visions of grandeur. No I think Dr Neal plagerized it from "The all seeing eye" (fullauto) Fullauto died. He was f cked to death at his local city zoo by a genetically cloned red ape. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
wez Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Makes perfect sense. Hahahaha... cept 15 grain = 1 gram 1 grain = 60 mg 1 gram = 1000 mg 15 grain at 60mg = 900 mg The metric system is the way to go... screw pints and quarts and pounds.. Quote
Jhony5 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 Hahahaha... cept 15 grain = 1 gram 1 grain = 60 mg 1 gram = 1000 mg 15 grain at 60mg = 900 mg The metric system is the way to go... screw pints and quarts and pounds.. Would you like to buy some home made pornography? Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Jhony, Why do all the mexicans work at KFC... and the blacks work at Taco Bell? Sincerely, BrotherMan Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
Jhony5 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Posted January 29, 2008 Jhony, Why do all the mexicans work at KFC... and the blacks work at Taco Bell? Sincerely, BrotherMan Neither one can read. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
timesjoke Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Neither one can read. Oh ok. Jhony, If you went camping with a bunch of guys and got drunk as heck and woke up the next morning with a bloody, sore 'tailpipe'... would you tell anybody? Wanna go camping? Sincerely, BrotherMan Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
eddo Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Johny- Ginger or MaryAnn? Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Johny- Ginger or MaryAnn? oooh... good one! Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Jhony, If you were married, would it be ok to cheat on your wife if you knew that she could never find out? How about if it was for money? How about if she's cheated on you before? Sincerely, BrotherMan Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
atlantic Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 What date will the falling satellite hit earth, and where? Quote Do the right thing!
wez Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Would you like to buy some home made pornography? Only if it involves midgets and farm animals... Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 No I think Dr Neal plagerized it from "The all seeing eye" (fullauto) Enki plagiarized Anne Landers. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Anna Perenna Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Jhony, What was David Lynch trying to say in Inland Empire? Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
ImWithStupid Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Why does Princess Leia claim to have known her mother, to Luke, when she was young in, "Return Of The Jedi" when we later find out that her mother acually dies in child birth in "Revenge Of The Sith"? Quote
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