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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

Because if you park on a parkway you will be ticketed for obstructing traffic.

 

Nice Gallagher reference though.

 

If you went camping with a bunch of guys and got drunk as heck and woke up the next morning with a bloody, sore 'tailpipe'... would you tell anybody?

 

I wouldn't tell anyone. As this would incriminate me in the multiple homicides that occurred at the same camp ground as I was raped in. "I don't know officer. They were all fine when I left".

 

Ginger or MaryAnn?
Mary Ann. A smaller, petite girl next door look. As opposed to the mannish superficial big 'ol bitch look of Ginger.

 

If you were married, would it be ok to cheat on your wife if you knew that she could never find out? How about if it was for money? How about if she's cheated on you before?

No. Karma is a bitch. If she had cheated on you before, then yes, it is fine. You would only be doing your part to aid the reciprocal nature of Karma.

 

 

What date will the falling satellite hit earth, and where?

February 27th in the Pacific ocean.

 

What was David Lynch trying to say in Inland Empire?
He was trying to say "Look at the hallucinatory brilliance that I sh t of my mind during my heroine binge".

 

Why does Princess Leia claim to have known her mother, to Luke, when she was young in, "Return Of The Jedi" when we later find out that her mother actually dies in child birth in "Revenge Of The Sith"?

 

In Return of the Jedi, Leia was referring to her adoptive mother Breha Organa.

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Jhony, I'm confused. When the birds are doing the bees who's doing the honey?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Hey Jhony,

 

In the movie Twins, how did the eggs (in a feat of genetic impossibility) split so definitely?

 

How did Julius get all the good genes, and Vincent all the bad?

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Jhony, I'm confused. When the birds are doing the bees who's doing the honey?

 

The bears.

 

 

In the movie Twins, how did the eggs (in a feat of genetic impossibility) split so definitely?

 

How did Julius get all the good genes, and Vincent all the bad?

 

Because it WAS a tumor after all.

 

Obscure Kindergarten Cop reference.

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