eddo Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 How many Christian fundies does it take to change a light bulb? "Why should we change a light bulb? The rapture is at hand!!!!" How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want it changed into. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?[take1] Two. One to change the light bulb and one to not change the light bulb. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?[take2] It is the nature of light bulbs to burn out. Why does this bother you? How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? For $5000 you can attend an introductory light-bulb changing seminar. There you will learn that you have been changing light bulbs the wrong way. Future, pricier seminars will teach you the right way. How many Hindus does it take to change a light bulb? [take1] None. The light bulb will reincarnate itself without outside effort. How many Hindus does it take to change a light bulb? [take2] None. We shall never find a bulb to burn as brightly as the first. How many Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb? Three - because its a magical number. How many After-Death-Communicators does it take to change a light bulb? I can't tell you until you give me your credit card number. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? "You can't prove that the bulb needs to be changed, that's just your personal subjective belief." How country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One two put in the new, while the other sings about the old one. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Three, but they are really one. How many intolerant skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? Anyone have any Taoism jokes? Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Old Salt Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 How many real men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark. Quote
Old Salt Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 How many Swedes (or whatever nationality) does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder. Quote
eddo Posted February 27, 2008 Author Posted February 27, 2008 How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change. How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
timesjoke Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 Interesting: PoliPundit.com ? How Many Liberals Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb ? Read the comments, they are very funny, example: It takes zero liberals to change a light bulb. They insist that conservatives immediately change the bulb because children, the poor, and the elderly would be in the dark. Then they spend the next 4 years complaining about how it was done, who actually changed the bulb, and why competitive bidding and affirmative action weren?t used to determine who changed the bulb. After that, they call for investigations and supoena powers. Quote
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