I thought this was funny

[ImWithStupid]

This was posted on another board.

 

Democratic National Convention Schedule

Schedule of Events

 

7:00 PM ~ OPENING FLAG BURNING.

 

7:15 PM ~ PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U. N.

 

7:20 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST.

 

7:25 PM ~ NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

 

7:45 PM ~ CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

 

7:55 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST.

 

8:00 PM ~ HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

 

8:15 PM ~ GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

 

8:35 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST.

 

8:40 PM ~ OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

 

9.00 PM ~ MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

 

10:00 PM ~ "ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE" - Alec Baldwin

 

11:00 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST.

 

11:05 PM ~ COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND

- Barbara Streisand

 

11:15 PM ~ FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

 

11:30 PM ~ OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

 

11:45 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST.

 

11:50 PM ~ HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS

- Howard Dean

 

12:15 am ~ "TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

 

12:25 am ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST

 

12:30 am ~ SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

 

12:45 am ~ NOMINATION OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - Nancy Pelosi

 

1:00 am ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST.

 

1:05 am ~ CORONATION OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.

 

1:30 am ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST.

 

1:35 am ~ BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME

[Old Salt]

If it weren't so close to the truth, it would be hilarious.

[eddo]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snafu]

I printed it out and am passing it out as we speak. The truth should be told.

[Ahhlee]

Nice. LOL!!!!!

[Old Salt]

1:35 am ~ BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME

Bill needs a geography lesson. Doesn't he know that Chappaquiddick is nowhere near Denver?

[ImWithStupid]

Bill needs a geography lesson. Doesn't he know that Chappaquiddick is nowhere near Denver?

 

Yea, but they have curvy mountain roads with steep drop offs.