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For over a week I thought I had clinicals this Thurs. and Fri. until yesterday morning when I realized I had both days off... yay me
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I just got this in an email from one of my profs...

 

...This is the first year we actually know at this point, that all of you in the junior class will be able to have a South Africa experience if you choose!

 

 

I choose!! I'm gone like the wind next year for 6 weeks! Yay the fukk me!

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I am the best ironer of clothes on Earth.. yay me

 

I call bullsh!t!!! You should see the crease I can put in a pair of slacks!

 

You could cut a rump roast with my crease.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Men ironing? sighs with delight

 

That is something domestic that the Corp didn't instill in me. It came from my mother, because she was an ironing fury!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I was a maid in university. Ironing and shlepping laundry at a hotel. I don't iron if at all humanly possible. The smell of ironing reminds me of my Mom though....and the Young and the Restless.
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I call bullsh!t!!! You should see the crease I can put in a pair of slacks!

 

You could cut a rump roast with my crease.

 

Dude.. I owned a dry cleaners for 11 years and pressed clothes all day, everyday.. I'm tellin' ya.. Best in the world.. Sheer perfection.. Kinda enjoy it actually.

 

I can prove it if I have to.. After I get out of the hospital of course.. just don't bust my right arm.. hahaha

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Dude.. I owned a dry cleaners for 11 years and pressed clothes all day, everyday.. I'm tellin' ya.. Best in the world.. Sheer perfection.. Kinda enjoy it actually.

 

I can prove it if I have to.. After I get out of the hospital of course.. just don't bust my right arm.. hahaha

 

Are you of Middle Eastern, Central Asian, Eastern European, or Far Eastern descent?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Hey, baby, if youre feelin down

I know what's good for you all day

Are you worried what your friends see

Will it ruin your reputation lovin me

 

cause I'm a dirty white boy

Yeah a dirty white boy

A dirty white boy

 

Dont drive no big black car

Dont like no hollywood movie star

You want me to be true to you

You dont give a damn what I do to you

 

I'm just a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy

 

Well, I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy

A dirty white boy

 

I've been in trouble since I dont know when

I'm in trouble now and I now somehow Ill find trouble again

I'm a loner, but I'm never alone

Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone

 

cause I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, Im a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy

 

Cmon, cmon boy

Dirty white boy, white boy

Dirty white boy, Im a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy

 

Hey, I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, yeah, I'm a dirty white boy

Dirty white boy, dirty white boy, yeah

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I woke up, breathing, brain intact, I can see, hear, move my arms and legs, control my sphinter muscles, Sun's shining! Yay the fukk me!
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I woke up, breathing, brain intact, I can see, hear, move my arms and legs, control my sphinter muscles, Sun's shining! Yay the fukk me!

 

Are you daft man?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Are you daft man?

 

No, I'm wez... where the hell you been?

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Do you think you'll always wake up, breathing, brain intact, seeing, hearing, and have voluntary control of your sphinter muscles?

 

 

I'm here to tell ya.. Aint gonna happen.. 100% no money back guarantee..

 

 

Are you daft man?

Guest Hey Emmy!
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I'm just about ready to iron my scrubs and do the dishes... By hand..

 

 

And I vacuumed already and am fresh out of the shower... ;)

 

 

yay you!

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