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After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes....

 

What a coinkidink.. I can assist with the former and then you can watch me do the latter whilst you bask in a warm bath scented with rose petals.

 

 

Call me.. I got $5 burning a hole in my pocket.. ;)

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Hmmmm....I don't know...lemme check. my hands are covered in...errr....starch.

 

 

Are you sure that's starch? Here, let me taste them for you...

 

 

 

 

 

I only posted that cause my Chinese take out fortune cookie just told me to.. Well that, and I'm a pervert..

 

 

Now is the best time for you to be spontaneous. Serendipity! ~ wez's fortune

 

 

mmmmmm.. Serendipidy!

 

Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely. ~ commiepedia

 

 

hahahaha

 

:p

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Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie.

 

I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read:

 

GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end?

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I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone :p

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Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end?

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Yes!

 

I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone :p

 

And yes!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I had Thai for lunch...I got a fortune cookie that said:

 

You will soon have more adventure in your life. heehee

 

You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign?

 

Count me in and color me bad!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign?

 

Count me in and color me bad!

 

I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand devilish grin .

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I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand devilish grin .

 

I'd rather just play... ok! I mean, Sylvanius Ableblade the Fighter / Mage / Thief has some heroines to woo and gold to snatch... or the other way around.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Mine always say:

 

"You will feel hungry again in 30-45 minutes"

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Funny.. today mine said..

 

 

You will soon kick some poor fools ass in scrabble and verbally masturbate it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind.

 

 

 

 

Wonder who it'll be?

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