ImWithStupid Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 I'm just about ready to iron my scrubs and do the dishes... By hand.. How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes? Quote
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes? Cut it off with a butter knife and microwaved it on high for 10 minutes.. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes? Vigorous masturbation. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes.... Quote
Guest weez Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes.... What a coinkidink.. I can assist with the former and then you can watch me do the latter whilst you bask in a warm bath scented with rose petals. Call me.. I got $5 burning a hole in my pocket.. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes.... But is your hand hot enough to iron them if you wanted to? Quote
emkay64 Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 But is your hand hot enough to iron them if you wanted to? Hmmmm....I don't know...lemme check. my hands are covered in...errr....starch. Quote
wez Posted November 18, 2008 Author Posted November 18, 2008 Hmmmm....I don't know...lemme check. my hands are covered in...errr....starch. Are you sure that's starch? Here, let me taste them for you... I only posted that cause my Chinese take out fortune cookie just told me to.. Well that, and I'm a pervert.. Now is the best time for you to be spontaneous. Serendipity! ~ wez's fortune mmmmmm.. Serendipidy! Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely. ~ commiepedia hahahaha Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie. I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read: GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie. I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read: GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY. ...in bed. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 ...in bed. Hmm... I'll go check. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Hmm... I'll go check. Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end? . . . Quote
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end? . . . I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end? . . . Yes! I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone And yes! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Yes! And yes! Got it. A little slow this morning. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I had Thai for lunch...I got a fortune cookie that said: You will soon have more adventure in your life. heehee Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Got it. A little slow this morning. It's late at night when I am at my dullest. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I had Thai for lunch...I got a fortune cookie that said: You will soon have more adventure in your life. heehee You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign? Count me in and color me bad! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign? Count me in and color me bad! I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand devilish grin . Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand devilish grin . I'd rather just play... ok! I mean, Sylvanius Ableblade the Fighter / Mage / Thief has some heroines to woo and gold to snatch... or the other way around. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
eddo Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 My fortune cookies always say: "You will find love on Flag Day." Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 My fortune cookies always say: "You will find love on Flag Day." Mine always say "No Fat Chicks" Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Mine always say: "You will feel hungry again in 30-45 minutes" Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Funny.. today mine said.. You will soon kick some poor fools ass in scrabble and verbally masturbate it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind. Wonder who it'll be? Quote
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