Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Funny.. today mine said.. You will soon kick some poor fools ass in scrabble and verbally masturbate it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind. Wonder who it'll be? Only one thing's for sure: it's not me. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Only one thing's for sure: it's not me. [attach=full]1934[/attach] How can you be so cruel? Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 [attach=full]1935[/attach] How can you be so cruel? Oddly enough, it's effortless. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Oddly enough, it's effortless. Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs Quote
wez Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 My lowly scrabble stats at Internet Scrabble Club (hint, hint) Which isn't so bad my life savior can't join and pummel me with her greatness now and again.. Win 2373 Lose 3525 rating 1025 best rating 1219 Average 321 in 13 turns Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs Try again, Retardo the Galant! 300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Try again, Retardo the Galant! 300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall. I'm 4'8" and 514 lbs. STOP HATIN'!!!! Quote
wez Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Try again, Retardo the Galant! 300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall. Kay.. anything under 113... Quote
emkay64 Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 I'm 4'8" and 514 lbs. STOP HATIN'!!!! Ali! You've lost weight! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 I'm 4'8" and 514 lbs. STOP HATIN'!!!! Are you positive that you are not 8'4"? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Kay.. anything under 113... And lap-spinnable. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Are you positive that you are not 8'4"? Nope, sorry. Is that a deal breaker? Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Nope, sorry. Is that a deal breaker? Are you purposely trying to turn me off? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Are you purposely trying to turn me off? Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario". For example: Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing fellatio at every opportunity. Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus. Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal sh!t and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet. Ya just never know! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario". For example: Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing fellatio at every opportunity. Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus. Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal sh!t and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet. Ya just never know! My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits. Is that your best case scenario? Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Is that your best case scenario? Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd. It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr. I googled your reply to see what in the hell you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out. I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 I googled your reply to see what in the hell you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out. I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue. Will you fukken marry me? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Will you fukken marry me? If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool. You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. 1 Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. Oooh, good thinking! My parents might be a bit put off if he showed up to dinner with his junk on display. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! That was awesome! Yes, I would show up sans the pants. I mean, I like to make a good impression on the gal's mom. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool. It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious! Campy is great. I love campy films. My friends have dubbed me as having the worst dvd collection ever because it's filled with so much weird crap. Bastards. That's fine because I kind of enjoy being an oddball with a sense of style and humor that no one can quite grasp. It makes me feel all untouchable and stuff. Quote
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