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Funny.. today mine said..

 

 

You will soon kick some poor fools ass in scrabble and verbally masturbate it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind.

 

 

 

 

Wonder who it'll be?

 

Only one thing's for sure: it's not me. :D

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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How can you be so cruel? :(

 

Oddly enough, it's effortless.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Oddly enough, it's effortless.

 

 

Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs

 

 

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My lowly scrabble stats at Internet Scrabble Club (hint, hint) Which isn't so bad my life savior can't join and pummel me with her greatness now and again..

 

 

 

Win 2373

 

Lose 3525

 

rating 1025

 

best rating 1219

 

Average 321 in 13 turns

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Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs

 

 

 

Try again, Retardo the Galant!

 

300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Are you purposely trying to turn me off?

 

Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario".

For example:

 

Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing fellatio at every opportunity.

 

Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus.

 

Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal sh!t and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet.

 

Ya just never know!

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Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario".

For example:

 

Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing fellatio at every opportunity.

 

Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus.

 

Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal sh!t and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet.

 

Ya just never know!

 

My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits.

 

Is that your best case scenario? :p

 

Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd.

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Is that your best case scenario? :p

 

Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd.

 

It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr.

 

I googled your reply to see what in the hell you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out.

 

I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue.

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I googled your reply to see what in the hell you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out.

 

I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue.

 

Will you fukken marry me?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Will you fukken marry me?

 

If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. ;)

 

Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

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If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. ;)

 

Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

 

You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. :cool:

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You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. :cool:

 

Oooh, good thinking! My parents might be a bit put off if he showed up to dinner with his junk on display.

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You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. :cool:

 

HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

 

That was awesome!

 

Yes, I would show up sans the pants. I mean, I like to make a good impression on the gal's mom.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. ;)

 

Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

 

It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious!

 

Campy is great. I love campy films.

 

My friends have dubbed me as having the worst dvd collection ever because it's filled with so much weird crap. Bastards.

 

That's fine because I kind of enjoy being an oddball with a sense of style and humor that no one can quite grasp. It makes me feel all untouchable and stuff.

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