Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >mimus wrote: > >> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. > >PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by >Anthony Bourdain. chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>>knoxy wrote: >>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > >>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>> >>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>>>>> little baby dinosaurs. >>>>> >>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >>>>> >>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>> >>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>> >>>Do you like egg salad? >> >> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. > >Salade Astaire. pass. what kinda seafood you got? any fresh? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:59:26 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote: >> "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message >> news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com... >>> dave hillstrom wrote: > >>> > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>> >>> Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with >>> scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my >>> brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell >>> called Hangtown Fries. >> >> That sounds yummy! > >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangtown_fry do you cook good, rich creole stuff, too? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >bloviated: > >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>> >>>hmmmph. >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >> >>you need a vacation. > >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo next to the trout stream. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest ah Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Aratzio wrote: > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > got double secret probation for writing: > >>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>Aratzio wrote: >>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>> >>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>> >>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>> >>>>> you need a vacation. >>>> >>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>> >>> >>> >>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >> >>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >> >>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? > > Scallops is better. How do you roll oysters in scallops? -- ah Quote
Guest Aratzio Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:15:29 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote: > >>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>bloviated: >> >>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>> >>>>hmmmph. >>>> >>>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve >>>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they >>>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with >>>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>> >>>you need a vacation. >> >>If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . > >lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo >next to the trout stream. In Montana? Are you outta your fucking mind. err, nevermind. carry on. Quote
Guest Aratzio Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> bloviated: >Aratzio wrote: >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >> got double secret probation for writing: >> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>> bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>> >>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>> >>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>> >>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>> >>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>> >>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >> >> Scallops is better. > >How do you roll oysters in scallops? You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>knoxy wrote: >>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>>>>>> little baby dinosaurs. >>>>>> >>>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >>>>>> >>>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>>> >>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>>> >>>>Do you like egg salad? >>> >>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. >> >>Salade Astaire. > > pass. > > what kinda seafood you got? any fresh? Salmon Astaire? Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>mimus wrote: >> >>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. >> >>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by >>Anthony Bourdain. > > chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. I did not pee in the cole slaw. B/ Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:59:26 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote: >>> "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message >>> news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com... >>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>>> > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>> >>>> Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with >>>> scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my >>>> brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell >>>> called Hangtown Fries. >>> >>> That sounds yummy! >> >>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangtown_fry > > do you cook good, rich creole stuff, too? Eh..... Some Cajun. Little Creole, although I do have a book around here. I'd have to study up on it. B/ Quote
Guest mimus Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:51:13 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: > On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:18:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: >> >>> mimus wrote: >>> >>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> knoxy wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery >>>>>>>>>> > story. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there >>>>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the >>>>>>>> shift. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the >>>>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>>>> >>>>>> Do you like egg salad? >>>>> >>>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. >>>> >>>> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the >>>> manager . . . . >>> >>> Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time... >>> <shrug> >>> >>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. >>> >>> As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always >>> 2:30am in there. >> >> I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat >> anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . . >> >> <sigh> >> >> <flashback> >> >> <gag> > > what about those benny hanna places? No exceptions! -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_ Quote
Guest mimus Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: > dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>> mimus wrote: >>> >>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. >>> >>> PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by >>> Anthony Bourdain. >> >> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. > > I did not pee in the cole slaw. One particular client's or table's cole-slaw or _everybody's_ cole-slaw? I mean, spitting or worse to indicate displeasure with client or table is one thing, and more or less expected . . . . -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_ Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:01:49 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:51:13 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:18:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: >>> >>>> mimus wrote: >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> knoxy wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery >>>>>>>>>>> > story. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there >>>>>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the >>>>>>>>> shift. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the >>>>>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Do you like egg salad? >>>>>> >>>>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. >>>>> >>>>> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the >>>>> manager . . . . >>>> >>>> Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time... >>>> <shrug> >>>> >>>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. >>>> >>>> As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always >>>> 2:30am in there. >>> >>> I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat >>> anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . . >>> >>> <sigh> >>> >>> <flashback> >>> >>> <gag> >> >> what about those benny hanna places? > >No exceptions! taffy pullers? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:03:24 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:15:29 -0400, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >bloviated: > >>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>bloviated: >>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>> >>>>>hmmmph. >>>>> >>>>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve >>>>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they >>>>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with >>>>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>> >>>>you need a vacation. >>> >>>If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >> >>lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo >>next to the trout stream. > >In Montana? Are you outta your fucking mind. > >err, nevermind. > >carry on. you could make a pretty impressive jungle room down in there. and montana has GREAT trout streams. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >bloviated: > >>Aratzio wrote: >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>> got double secret probation for writing: >>> >>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>> >>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>> >>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>> >>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>> >>> Scallops is better. >> >>How do you roll oysters in scallops? > >You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>mimus wrote: >>> >>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. >>> >>>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by >>>Anthony Bourdain. >> >> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. > > I did not pee in the cole slaw. ever poo in chocolate pudding? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:19:12 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>knoxy wrote: >>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>>>>> > > > > > need specify. >>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the >>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that >>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in >>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the >>>>>>>>> counter. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed >>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, >>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming >>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were >>>>>>>> little baby dinosaurs. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost >>>>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. >>>>>> >>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? >>>>>> >>>>>Do you like egg salad? >>>> >>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. >>> >>>Salade Astaire. >> >> pass. >> >> what kinda seafood you got? any fresh? > >Salmon Astaire? <unceremoniously pushes brian into the pit> -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 mimus wrote: > On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote: > >> dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>> mimus wrote: >>>> >>>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I >>>>> thought. >>>> >>>> PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" >>>> by Anthony Bourdain. >>> >>> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. >> >> I did not pee in the cole slaw. > > One particular client's or table's cole-slaw or _everybody's_ > cole-slaw? I know nozzzingk. B/ Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > wrote: > >>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>bloviated: >> >>>Aratzio wrote: >>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>> >>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>> >>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>> >>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>> >>>> Scallops is better. >>> >>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >> >>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. > > "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. Or shark fins. B/ Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >> wrote: >> >>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>bloviated: >>> >>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>> >>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>> >>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>> >>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>> >>>>> Scallops is better. >>>> >>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>> >>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >> >> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. > >Or shark fins. other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while snorkelling or scuba diving. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message news:13ul1him8t42q49@news.supernews.com... > dave hillstrom wrote: > > On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > > > >>mimus wrote: > >> > >>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. > >> > >>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by > >>Anthony Bourdain. > > > > chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. > > I did not pee in the cole slaw. We are SO glad to hear that. So, who DID pee in the cole slaw? Smee > > B/ Quote
Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message news:cb8mu31sj0kkst9bo3j5p00fgvmgo9tdu9@4ax.com... > On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > > >dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman > >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >> > >>>mimus wrote: > >>> > >>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought. > >>> > >>>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by > >>>Anthony Bourdain. > >> > >> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are. > > > > I did not pee in the cole slaw. > > ever poo in chocolate pudding? And the gross out award goes to............. Smee > > -- > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj > > <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message news:ec8mu3dg7ogbo93dl9hble3qkh427dsuie@4ax.com... > On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:19:12 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > > >dave hillstrom wrote: > >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman > >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >> > >>>dave hillstrom wrote: > >>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman > >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>>> > >>>>>dave hillstrom wrote: > >>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman > >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>>>>> > >>>>>>>knoxy wrote: > >>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote: > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: > >>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman > >>>>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote: > >>>>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in > >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > >>>>>>>>> bloviated: > >>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman > >>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote: > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph. > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > need specify. > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation. > >>>>>>>>> > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . > >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the > >>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that > >>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in > >>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night. > >>>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the > >>>>>>>>> counter. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers. > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed > >>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs, > >>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming > >>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!" > >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were > >>>>>>>> little baby dinosaurs. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost > >>>>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef? > >>>>>> > >>>>>Do you like egg salad? > >>>> > >>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on. > >>> > >>>Salade Astaire. > >> > >> pass. > >> > >> what kinda seafood you got? any fresh? > > > >Salmon Astaire? > > <unceremoniously pushes brian into the pit> While you're down there, Brian, you'll find the cleaning supplies in that little alcove on your right. You've been elected Pit Cleaner for the week. Beware the badgers. Smee > > -- > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj > > <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> > wrote: > > >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in > >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> > >bloviated: > > > >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman > >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >> > >>>dave hillstrom wrote: > >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo > >>> > >>>hmmmph. > >>> > >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve > >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they > >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with > >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify. > >> > >>you need a vacation. > > > >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . > > lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo > next to the trout stream. First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. Smee, of the hiring committee > > -- > dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj > > <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > >"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >> wrote: >> >> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >> >bloviated: >> > >> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >> >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >> >>> >> >>>hmmmph. >> >>> >> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and >Eve >> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they >> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with >> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >> >> >> >>you need a vacation. >> > >> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >> >> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo >> next to the trout stream. > >First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. > >Smee, of the hiring committee hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
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