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Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:24:44 -0700, Brian Mailman

<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:59:26 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>

>>>pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:

>>>> "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message

>>>> news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com...

>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>

>>>>> > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>>>

>>>>> Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with

>>>>> scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my

>>>>> brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell

>>>>> called Hangtown Fries.

>>>>

>>>> That sounds yummy!

>>>

>>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangtown_fry

>>

>> do you cook good, rich creole stuff, too?

>

>Eh..... Some Cajun. Little Creole, although I do have a book around

>here. I'd have to study up on it.

 

rich cajun good. ung. me want good meal, ung.

 

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Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

<pscissons@sbcglobal.net> totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering

cloud of snot:

>

>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>news:cb8mu31sj0kkst9bo3j5p00fgvmgo9tdu9@4ax.com...

>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>

>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>

>> >>>mimus wrote:

>> >>>

>> >>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>> >>>

>> >>>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by

>> >>>Anthony Bourdain.

>> >>

>> >> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are.

>> >

>> > I did not pee in the cole slaw.

>>

>> ever poo in chocolate pudding?

>

>And the gross out award goes to.............

>

>Smee

 

It goes to Smee?

 

 

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Guest Aratzio
Posted

On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

bloviated:

>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>

>>

>>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>> >bloviated:

>>> >

>>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>> >>

>>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>> >>>

>>> >>>hmmmph.

>>> >>>

>>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and

>>Eve

>>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they

>>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with

>>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>> >>

>>> >>you need a vacation.

>>> >

>>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>

>>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo

>>> next to the trout stream.

>>

>>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>>

>>Smee, of the hiring committee

>

>hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

 

and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net
Posted

"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

> bloviated:

>

> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> >

> >>

> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

> >>> wrote:

> >>>

> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

> >>> >bloviated:

> >>> >

> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

> >>> >>

> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

> >>> >>>

> >>> >>>hmmmph.

> >>> >>>

> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

and

> >>Eve

> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they

> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted

with

> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

> >>> >>

> >>> >>you need a vacation.

> >>> >

> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

> >>>

> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo

> >>> next to the trout stream.

> >>

> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

> >>

> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

> >

> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>

> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

 

I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what

you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

 

Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

 

Smee

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>

>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> bloviated:

>>

>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >

>> >>

>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>> >>> wrote:

>> >>>

>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>> >bloviated:

>> >>> >

>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>> >>

>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>> >>> >>>

>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>> >>> >>>

>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>and

>> >>Eve

>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they

>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted

>with

>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>> >>> >>

>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>> >>> >

>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>> >>>

>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo

>> >>> next to the trout stream.

>> >>

>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>> >>

>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>> >

>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>>

>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>

>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what

>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>

>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

 

eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

 

--

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Guest Brian Mailman
Posted

dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>

>>

>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>> bloviated:

>>>

>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>>> >

>>> >>

>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>> >>> wrote:

>>> >>>

>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>> >>> >bloviated:

>>> >>> >

>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>> >>> >>

>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>> >>> >>>

>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>>> >>> >>>

>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>and

>>> >>Eve

>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they

>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted

>>with

>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>> >>> >>

>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>>> >>> >

>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>> >>>

>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo

>>> >>> next to the trout stream.

>>> >>

>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>>> >>

>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>>> >

>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>>>

>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>>

>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what

>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>>

>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>

> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

 

"I like how she cooks her eggplant

In a thousand different ways...

I like how she cooks her eggplant

Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."

--Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>>

>>>

>>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>> bloviated:

>>>>

>>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>>>> >

>>>> >>

>>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>>> >>> wrote:

>>>> >>>

>>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>> >>> >bloviated:

>>>> >>> >

>>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>> >>> >>

>>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>> >>> >>>

>>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>>>> >>> >>>

>>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>and

>>>> >>Eve

>>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they

>>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted

>>>with

>>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>> >>> >>

>>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>>>> >>> >

>>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>> >>>

>>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo

>>>> >>> next to the trout stream.

>>>> >>

>>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>>>> >>

>>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>>>> >

>>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>>>>

>>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>>>

>>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what

>>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>>>

>>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>>

>> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

>

>"I like how she cooks her eggplant

>In a thousand different ways...

>I like how she cooks her eggplant

>Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."

> --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

 

so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

 

--

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Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net
Posted

"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>

> >dave hillstrom wrote:

> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> >>

> >>>

> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

> >>>> bloviated:

> >>>>

> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> >>>> >

> >>>> >>

> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

> >>>> >>> wrote:

> >>>> >>>

> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

<DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

> >>>> >>> >bloviated:

> >>>> >>> >

> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

> >>>> >>> >>

> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

> >>>> >>> >>>

> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

> >>>> >>> >>>

> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

Adam

> >>>and

> >>>> >>Eve

> >>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What

they

> >>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for

granted

> >>>with

> >>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

> >>>> >>> >>

> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

> >>>> >>> >

> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

> >>>> >>>

> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

silo

> >>>> >>> next to the trout stream.

> >>>> >>

> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

> >>>> >>

> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

> >>>> >

> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

> >>>>

> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

> >>>

> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter

what

> >>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

> >>>

> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

> >>

> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

> >

> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

> >In a thousand different ways...

> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."

> > --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>

> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

 

A cholesterol orgy.

 

Smee

>

> --

> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

>

> <This space for rent.>

Guest pscissons@sbcglobal.net
Posted

"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>

> >dave hillstrom wrote:

> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> >>

> >>>

> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

> >>>> bloviated:

> >>>>

> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> >>>> >

> >>>> >>

> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

> >>>> >>> wrote:

> >>>> >>>

> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

<DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

> >>>> >>> >bloviated:

> >>>> >>> >

> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

> >>>> >>> >>

> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

> >>>> >>> >>>

> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

> >>>> >>> >>>

> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

Adam

> >>>and

> >>>> >>Eve

> >>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What

they

> >>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for

granted

> >>>with

> >>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

> >>>> >>> >>

> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

> >>>> >>> >

> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

> >>>> >>>

> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

silo

> >>>> >>> next to the trout stream.

> >>>> >>

> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

> >>>> >>

> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

> >>>> >

> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

> >>>>

> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

> >>>

> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter

what

> >>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

> >>>

> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

> >>

> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

> >

> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

> >In a thousand different ways...

> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."

> > --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>

> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

 

A cholesterol orgy.

 

Smee

>

> --

> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

>

> <This space for rent.>

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:40:54 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>

>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...

>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>

>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >>

>> >>>

>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>>> bloviated:

>> >>>>

>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>> >>>> >>> wrote:

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

><DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>>> >>> >bloviated:

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

>Adam

>> >>>and

>> >>>> >>Eve

>> >>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What

>they

>> >>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for

>granted

>> >>>with

>> >>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

>silo

>> >>>> >>> next to the trout stream.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>> >>>>

>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>> >>>

>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter

>what

>> >>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>> >>>

>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>> >>

>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

>> >

>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >In a thousand different ways...

>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."

>> > --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>>

>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

>

>A cholesterol orgy.

 

which would properly describe half of the food served in a diner.

silly.

 

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

 

<This space for rent.>

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:40:54 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>

>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...

>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>

>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >>

>> >>>

>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>>> bloviated:

>> >>>>

>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>> >>>> >>> wrote:

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

><DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>>> >>> >bloviated:

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

>Adam

>> >>>and

>> >>>> >>Eve

>> >>>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What

>they

>> >>>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for

>granted

>> >>>with

>> >>>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

>silo

>> >>>> >>> next to the trout stream.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>> >>>>

>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>> >>>

>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter

>what

>> >>>you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>> >>>

>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>> >>

>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

>> >

>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >In a thousand different ways...

>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise."

>> > --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>>

>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

>

>A cholesterol orgy.

 

which would properly describe half of the food served in a diner.

silly.

 

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

 

<This space for rent.>

Guest Tim Weaver
Posted

hugged my left nut and wrote:

>

> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...

>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>

>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >>

>> >>>

>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>>> bloviated:

>> >>>>

>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>

wrote:

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with

>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and

>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no

>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify.

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>> >>>>

>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>> >>>

>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No

matter

>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>> >>>

>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>> >>

>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

>> >

>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >In a thousand different ways...

>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>>

>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

>

> A cholesterol orgy.

 

You make that sound so naughty.

--

Tim Weaver

 

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Guest Tim Weaver
Posted

hugged my left nut and wrote:

>

> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...

>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>

>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >>

>> >>>

>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>>> bloviated:

>> >>>>

>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>

wrote:

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>> >>>> >>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with

>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and

>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no

>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify.

>> >>>> >>> >>

>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>> >>>> >>> >

>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>> >>>> >>>

>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>> >>>> >

>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>> >>>>

>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>> >>>

>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No

matter

>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>> >>>

>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>> >>

>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

>> >

>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >In a thousand different ways...

>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>>

>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

>

> A cholesterol orgy.

 

You make that sound so naughty.

--

Tim Weaver

 

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Posted

Brian Mailman wrote:

> dave hillstrom wrote:

>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

>>>bloviated:

>>>

>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>:)

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>>>

>>>>> Scallops is better.

>>>>

>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>>>

>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

>>

>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.

>

> Or shark fins.

 

Or doll fins.

--

ah

Posted

Brian Mailman wrote:

> dave hillstrom wrote:

>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

>>>bloviated:

>>>

>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>:)

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>>>

>>>>> Scallops is better.

>>>>

>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>>>

>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

>>

>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.

>

> Or shark fins.

 

Or doll fins.

--

ah

Posted

dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman

> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>

>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

>>>>bloviated:

>>>>

>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>:)

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Scallops is better.

>>>>>

>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>>>>

>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

>>>

>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.

>>

>>Or shark fins.

>

> other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while

> snorkelling or scuba diving.

 

They hide their bods in the sand.

--

ah

Posted

Aratzio wrote:

> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

> bloviated:

>

>>Aratzio wrote:

>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>

>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>

>>>>>:)

>>>>>

>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>

>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>

>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>

>>> Scallops is better.

>>

>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>

> You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

> you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

 

Ooooh! Can I get a lift kit?

--

ah

Posted

pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

> news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> bloviated:

>>

>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >

>> >>

>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>> >>> wrote:

>> >>>

>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>> >bloviated:

>> >>> >

>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>> >>

>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>> >>> >>>

>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>> >>> >>>

>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

> and

>> >>Eve

>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they

>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted

> with

>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>> >>> >>

>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>> >>> >

>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>> >>>

>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo

>> >>> next to the trout stream.

>> >>

>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>> >>

>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>> >

>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>>

>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>

> I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

> mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what

> you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

 

Think 'aubergine' and you'll be right as rain.

>

> Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

 

Filth!

--

ah

Posted

Tim Weaver wrote:

> hugged my left nut and wrote:

>

>>

>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...

>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>

>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>>> >>

>>> >>>

>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>> >>>> bloviated:

>>> >>>>

>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>

> wrote:

>>> >>>> >

>>> >>>> >>

>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>>> >>>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:

>>> >>>> >>> >

>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>> >>>> >>> >>

>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>> >>>> >>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>>> >>>> >>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with

>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and

>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no

>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify.

>>> >>>> >>> >>

>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>>> >>>> >>> >

>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>> >>>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream.

>>> >>>> >>

>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>>> >>>> >>

>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>>> >>>> >

>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>>> >>>>

>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>>> >>>

>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No

> matter

>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>>> >>>

>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>>> >>

>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

>>> >

>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

>>> >In a thousand different ways...

>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>>>

>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

>>

>> A cholesterol orgy.

>

> You make that sound so naughty.

 

It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.

--

ah

Posted

dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman

> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>

>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

>>>>bloviated:

>>>>

>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>:)

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Scallops is better.

>>>>>

>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>>>>

>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

>>>

>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.

>>

>>Or shark fins.

>

> other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while

> snorkelling or scuba diving.

 

They hide their bods in the sand.

--

ah

Posted

Aratzio wrote:

> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

> bloviated:

>

>>Aratzio wrote:

>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>

>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>

>>>>>:)

>>>>>

>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>

>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>

>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>

>>> Scallops is better.

>>

>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>

> You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

> you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

 

Ooooh! Can I get a lift kit?

--

ah

Posted

pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:

> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

> news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> bloviated:

>>

>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>> >

>> >>

>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>> >>> wrote:

>> >>>

>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>> >>> >bloviated:

>> >>> >

>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>> >>> >>

>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>> >>> >>>

>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>> >>> >>>

>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

> and

>> >>Eve

>> >>> >>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they

>> >>> >>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted

> with

>> >>> >>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>> >>> >>

>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>> >>> >

>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>> >>>

>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo

>> >>> next to the trout stream.

>> >>

>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>> >>

>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>> >

>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>>

>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>

> I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

> mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No matter what

> you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

 

Think 'aubergine' and you'll be right as rain.

>

> Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

 

Filth!

--

ah

Posted

Tim Weaver wrote:

> hugged my left nut and wrote:

>

>>

>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...

>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>

>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>>> >>

>>> >>>

>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message

>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...

>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in

>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>> >>>> bloviated:

>>> >>>>

>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>

> wrote:

>>> >>>> >

>>> >>>> >>

>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message

>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...

>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio

>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>>> >>>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:

>>> >>>> >>> >

>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>> >>>> >>> >>

>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>> >>>> >>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.

>>> >>>> >>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.

>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with

>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and

>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no

>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify.

>>> >>>> >>> >>

>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.

>>> >>>> >>> >

>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>> >>>> >>>

>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile

>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream.

>>> >>>> >>

>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.

>>> >>>> >>

>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee

>>> >>>> >

>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!

>>> >>>>

>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.

>>> >>>

>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your

>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No

> matter

>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.

>>> >>>

>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.

>>> >>

>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.

>>> >

>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant

>>> >In a thousand different ways...

>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant

>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"

>>>

>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted

>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in?

>>

>> A cholesterol orgy.

>

> You make that sound so naughty.

 

It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.

--

ah

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:05 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Brian Mailman wrote:

>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

>>>>bloviated:

>>>>

>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>:)

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Scallops is better.

>>>>>

>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>>>>

>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

>>>

>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.

>>

>> Or shark fins.

>

>Or doll fins.

 

thats only in cheap chinese made scallops.

 

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

 

<This space for rent.>

Guest dave hillstrom
Posted

On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:05 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Brian Mailman wrote:

>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in

>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>

>>>>bloviated:

>>>>

>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of

>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in

>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>

>>>>>>>>> bloviated:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman

>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam

>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.

>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken

>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>:)

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard

>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it

>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Scallops is better.

>>>>>

>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>>>>

>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool

>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.

>>>

>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.

>>

>> Or shark fins.

>

>Or doll fins.

 

thats only in cheap chinese made scallops.

 

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

 

<This space for rent.>

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