Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:25:08 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >Tim Weaver wrote: >> hugged my left nut and wrote: >> >>> >>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >>>> >> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >> wrote: >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify. >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile >>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your >>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No >> matter >>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>> >> >>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>> > >>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>> >>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted >>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>> >>> A cholesterol orgy. >> >> You make that sound so naughty. > >It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. its ~really~ good. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:40 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>>Or shark fins. >> >> other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while >> snorkelling or scuba diving. > >They hide their bods in the sand. like the english? oh, wait, wrong end. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 ah wrote: > Brian Mailman wrote: >> dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>bloviated: >>>> >>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>> >>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>> >>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>> >>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>> >>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >> >> Or shark fins. > > Or doll fins. Or pussycat doll fins. Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >> >>"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>In a thousand different ways... >>I like how she cooks her eggplant >>Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." >> --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" > > so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted > garlic butter on the side to dip it in? I'm not falling for one that easy. Misplaced, of course. A vert pres topping is for grilled or broiled meats, not roasted. Prime Rib (more properly called "standing rib" for home use, since Prime is only sold for commercial use) gets "jus." B/ Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:25:08 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >Tim Weaver wrote: >> hugged my left nut and wrote: >> >>> >>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >>>> >> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >> wrote: >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify. >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile >>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your >>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No >> matter >>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>> >> >>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>> > >>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>> >>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted >>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>> >>> A cholesterol orgy. >> >> You make that sound so naughty. > >It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. its ~really~ good. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:40 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman >> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>>Or shark fins. >> >> other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while >> snorkelling or scuba diving. > >They hide their bods in the sand. like the english? oh, wait, wrong end. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 ah wrote: > Brian Mailman wrote: >> dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>bloviated: >>>> >>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>> >>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>> >>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>> >>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>> >>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >> >> Or shark fins. > > Or doll fins. Or pussycat doll fins. Quote
Guest Brian Mailman Posted March 29, 2008 Posted March 29, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >> >>"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>In a thousand different ways... >>I like how she cooks her eggplant >>Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." >> --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" > > so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted > garlic butter on the side to dip it in? I'm not falling for one that easy. Misplaced, of course. A vert pres topping is for grilled or broiled meats, not roasted. Prime Rib (more properly called "standing rib" for home use, since Prime is only sold for commercial use) gets "jus." B/ Quote
Guest Tim Weaver Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 ah hugged my left nut and said: > Tim Weaver wrote: >> hugged my left nut and wrote: >> >>> >>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>> >> wrote: >>>> >> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>> >>>> >wrote: >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned >>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in >>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! >>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>> >> >>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>> > >>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>> >>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with >>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>> >>> A cholesterol orgy. >> >> You make that sound so naughty. > > It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992 Quote
Guest Tim Weaver Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 ah hugged my left nut and said: > Tim Weaver wrote: >> hugged my left nut and wrote: >> >>> >>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>> >> wrote: >>>> >> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>> >>>> >wrote: >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>> >>>> >>> > >>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>> >>>> >>> >>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned >>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>> >>>> >> >>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in >>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! >>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>> >> >>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>> > >>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>> >>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with >>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>> >>> A cholesterol orgy. >> >> You make that sound so naughty. > > It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992 Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:16:26 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >ah wrote: >> Brian Mailman wrote: >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>> Or shark fins. >> >> Or doll fins. > >Or pussycat doll fins. NONONONONO. NO CUTTING PUSSYCAT DOLL FINS! BAD BRIAN! NO COOKIE!!! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:16:26 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >ah wrote: >> Brian Mailman wrote: >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>> Or shark fins. >> >> Or doll fins. > >Or pussycat doll fins. NONONONONO. NO CUTTING PUSSYCAT DOLL FINS! BAD BRIAN! NO COOKIE!!! -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:40 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>>> >>>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>>> >>>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>>> >>>>Or shark fins. >>> >>> other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while >>> snorkelling or scuba diving. >> >>They hide their bods in the sand. > > like the english? oh, wait, wrong end. The ostentatiously rich. -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 Brian Mailman wrote: > ah wrote: >> Brian Mailman wrote: >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>> Or shark fins. >> >> Or doll fins. > > Or pussycat doll fins. Pardon? -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:05 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>Brian Mailman wrote: >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>> Or shark fins. >> >>Or doll fins. > > thats only in cheap chinese made scallops. pfff -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 Tim Weaver wrote: > ah hugged my left nut and said: > >> Tim Weaver wrote: >>> hugged my left nut and wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>>> >> wrote: >>>>> >> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>>> >>>> >wrote: >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned >>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in >>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! >>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>>> >> >>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>>> > >>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>>> >>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with >>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>>> >>>> A cholesterol orgy. >>> >>> You make that sound so naughty. >> >> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. > > Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies. I can't stand the dried ones. -- a "howdy ma'am, I'm a mushroom hunter, and this is my mushroom gun" h Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:40 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>dave hillstrom wrote: >>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:10 -0700, Brian Mailman >>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>>bloviated: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>>> >>>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>>> >>>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>>> >>>>Or shark fins. >>> >>> other than that, i dont think ive ~ever~ seen a "scallop" while >>> snorkelling or scuba diving. >> >>They hide their bods in the sand. > > like the english? oh, wait, wrong end. The ostentatiously rich. -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 Brian Mailman wrote: > ah wrote: >> Brian Mailman wrote: >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>> Or shark fins. >> >> Or doll fins. > > Or pussycat doll fins. Pardon? -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:21:05 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>Brian Mailman wrote: >>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> >>>>>bloviated: >>>>> >>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of >>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>>>>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam >>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. >>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken >>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard >>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it >>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Scallops is better. >>>>>> >>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops? >>>>> >>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool >>>>>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish. >>>> >>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings. >>> >>> Or shark fins. >> >>Or doll fins. > > thats only in cheap chinese made scallops. pfff -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 Tim Weaver wrote: > ah hugged my left nut and said: > >> Tim Weaver wrote: >>> hugged my left nut and wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>>> >> wrote: >>>>> >> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>>> >>>> >wrote: >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned >>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in >>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! >>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>>> >> >>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>>> > >>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>>> >>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with >>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>>> >>>> A cholesterol orgy. >>> >>> You make that sound so naughty. >> >> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. > > Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies. I can't stand the dried ones. -- a "howdy ma'am, I'm a mushroom hunter, and this is my mushroom gun" h Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:25:08 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>Tim Weaver wrote: >>> hugged my left nut and wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >>>>> >> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>> wrote: >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify. >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile >>>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your >>>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No >>> matter >>>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>>> >> >>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>>> > >>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>>> >>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted >>>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>>> >>>> A cholesterol orgy. >>> >>> You make that sound so naughty. >> >>It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. > > its ~really~ good. Heathen! Apostate! -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 dave hillstrom wrote: > On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:25:08 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>Tim Weaver wrote: >>> hugged my left nut and wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >>>>> >> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>> wrote: >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify. >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile >>>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>>> >>>> >> >>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>>> >>>> > >>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your >>>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No >>> matter >>>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>>> >> >>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>>> > >>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>>> >>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted >>>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>>> >>>> A cholesterol orgy. >>> >>> You make that sound so naughty. >> >>It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. > > its ~really~ good. Heathen! Apostate! -- ah Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:47:16 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:25:08 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>>Tim Weaver wrote: >>>> hugged my left nut and wrote: >>>> >>>>> >>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>> >>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> > >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile >>>>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream. >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>>>> >>>> > >>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>>>> >>>> >>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your >>>>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No >>>> matter >>>>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>>>> > >>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>>>> >>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted >>>>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>>>> >>>>> A cholesterol orgy. >>>> >>>> You make that sound so naughty. >>> >>>It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. >> >> its ~really~ good. > >Heathen! Apostate! like a slice of heaven. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest dave hillstrom Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:47:16 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >dave hillstrom wrote: >> On Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:25:08 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>>Tim Weaver wrote: >>>> hugged my left nut and wrote: >>>> >>>>> >>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >>>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>> >>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> > >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>need specify. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile >>>>>> >>>> >>> silo next to the trout stream. >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>>>> >>>> > >>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>>>> >>>> >>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in your >>>>>> >>>mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! No >>>> matter >>>>>> >>>what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>>>> > >>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>>>> >>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with melted >>>>>> garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>>>> >>>>> A cholesterol orgy. >>>> >>>> You make that sound so naughty. >>> >>>It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. >> >> its ~really~ good. > >Heathen! Apostate! like a slice of heaven. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.> Quote
Guest Tim Weaver Posted March 30, 2008 Posted March 30, 2008 ah hugged my left nut and said: > Tim Weaver wrote: >> ah hugged my left nut and said: >> >>> Tim Weaver wrote: >>>> hugged my left nut and wrote: >>>> >>>>> >>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com... >>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>>>> >> wrote: >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in >>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>> >>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> >>>>>> >>>> >wrote: >>>>>> >>>> > >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message >>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com... >>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio >>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in >>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom >>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated: >>>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman >>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify. >>>>>> >>>> >>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation. >>>>>> >>>> >>> > >>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man . >>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned >>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream. >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant. >>>>>> >>>> >> >>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee >>>>>> >>>> > >>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum! >>>>>> >>>> >>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork. >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in >>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste! >>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant. >>>>>> >>> >>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious. >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in. >>>>>> > >>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>>> >In a thousand different ways... >>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant >>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea" >>>>>> >>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with >>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in? >>>>> >>>>> A cholesterol orgy. >>>> >>>> You make that sound so naughty. >>> >>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals. >> >> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies. > > I can't stand the dried ones. I agree. Only the big, juicy ones are worth the effort. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992 Quote
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