ImWithStupid Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 It reminds me of the time this guy showed up on my friends balcony. We were going to help him until we saw he was "helping himself" quite vigorously. We called the cops instead and told him to off. Why do I always attract all the jerk offs. Quite literally, that time. Quote
wez Posted March 31, 2008 Author Posted March 31, 2008 It reminds me of the time this guy showed up on my friends balcony. We were going to help him until we saw he was "helping himself" quite vigorously. We called the cops instead and told him to off. Why do I always attract all the jerk offs. Hahahaha.. Oh no.. I think I woulda called the cops too.. when she was done of course. Quote
wez Posted March 31, 2008 Author Posted March 31, 2008 It reminds me of the time this guy showed up on my friends balcony. We were going to help him until we saw he was "helping himself" quite vigorously. We called the cops instead and told him to off. Why do I always attract all the jerk offs. Hahahaha.. Oh no.. I think I woulda called the cops too.. when she was done of course. Quote
snafu Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 It reminds me of the time this guy showed up on my friends balcony. We were going to help him until we saw he was "helping himself" quite vigorously. We called the cops instead and told him to off. Why do I always attract all the jerk offs. Your sexy that way I guess. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 It reminds me of the time this guy showed up on my friends balcony. We were going to help him until we saw he was "helping himself" quite vigorously. We called the cops instead and told him to off. Why do I always attract all the jerk offs. Your sexy that way I guess. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
wez Posted April 5, 2008 Author Posted April 5, 2008 I almost forgot.. I saw my new friend today at Walmart after school in the next city about 30 miles away. I was checking out and she left before I could say hi.. I think she works there.. I'll have to drop in again and see if she remembers me.. Quote
emkay64 Posted April 6, 2008 Posted April 6, 2008 I think she'd be mortified and probably would like to forget it....IMO. Quote
emkay64 Posted April 6, 2008 Posted April 6, 2008 For the record...I'd kick my friend in the ass ishe felt the need to inform everyone about my colostomy bag whilst drunk. Quote
wez Posted April 6, 2008 Author Posted April 6, 2008 I think she'd be mortified and probably would like to forget it....IMO. She should have thought of that before she staggered up to my door and threw up in my house. You're right.. I'd never go up to her and say anything.. She doesn't need to be embarrassed with me though.. Although I'm sure she would be mortified.. Hahahaha For the record...I'd kick my friend in the ass ishe felt the need to inform everyone about my colostomy bag whilst drunk. You're proud of your colostomy bag and you know it, sexy. She didn't exactly.. she just said she had Chron's and I knew what it was and I asked about a stoma... she just didn't lie... LMAO! Poor girl.. Plus, I am gonna have to be cleaning them for people soon enough.. As unpleasant as that will be for me, I can imagine how embarrassing it will be for people I'm caring for.. not fun to have to depend on others for anything.. Quote
hugo Posted April 6, 2008 Posted April 6, 2008 I know bud.. me too... That's actually my second, at least.. Pulled a friend out of a river when I was like 13 after he went through the ice.. Saved myself when I fell through the ice when I was 13. Been thanking myself by buying myself beer. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
wez Posted April 6, 2008 Author Posted April 6, 2008 Saved myself when I fell through the ice when I was 13. Been thanking myself by buying myself beer. Hahaha.. Sounds like a nice reward. My buddy was ting.. and struggling. We were playing street hockey just prior and went down sliding on the ice and next thing ya know.. . SPLASH... It was over his head and he still had on hockey gloves and heavy winter clothes and couldn't pull himself up.. Luckily I still had a hockey stick in my hand and immediately layed down and reached it out and he grabbed it and I pulled him up as he pulled too... He lived right next to the river and was in his house within 3 or 4 minutes getting out of his wet clothes.. No harm.. Back to playing some hockey. Never did that again.. I'll never forget the look on his face treading water and trying to hold on to the edge of the ice .. being pulled by the current underneath.. Scared the piss out of both of us.. I'm sure I was white as ghost.. Quote
hugo Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 It reminds me of the time this guy showed up on my friends balcony. We were going to help him until we saw he was "helping himself" quite vigorously. We called the cops instead and told him to off. Why do I always attract all the jerk offs. I already apologized for that. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
emkay64 Posted May 20, 2008 Posted May 20, 2008 ...and I'm sorry the kleenex box I threw at you poked you in the eye. Quote
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