kokorosenshi Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Well not to discredit people who have had first had "experience" with ghosts and the like, but I think its amazing the tricks your eyes can play on you. For instance, I remember quite vividly going camping with one of my friends up in Woodstock, NY for a weekend last summer. We had gone cliff jumping early the second day there and I knocked out and lost one of my contacts in the water, so for the rest of the trip I was blind. Then late that night, at 2 am or so, I looked over in the tent and was sure I could see him walking around half hunched over, only when I reached out my hand to see if he was ok my hand went right "through" him. Turns out he was sleeping the whole time and whatever I saw was just a combination of being half blind, extremely dim lighting, and exhaustion that made me think it was him. So I think people sometimes think they see something, or hope they see something, and exagerate that into a "ghost". you were tired and half blind, but most importently, tired, you would sometimes see stuff. As for losing someone close to you, my mom died a year and 12 days ago. We were extremely close and I always talked with her about how much I doubted the existence of any afterlife etc. If there was an afterlife, or atleast some way of contacting someone from it, I'm pretty damned sure I would of gotten a tap on the shoulder, or a boo at some point or other. becuase you doubted the existance of the afterlife, she didnt have a reason to comeback, its most likely that she wanted you to be at peace with the whole thing, but ever wonder if she were ever standing behind you at some point Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
kokorosenshi Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 heres a pharanormal joke for you all i got in a fight with this kid, last thing i remember was someone knocking me out from behind. when i was passed out, i saw a beutiful shining light at the end of a dark tunnel. then i woke up. the doctor said that he was checking my eyes, but then i moved my hand he stopped, then i said, "i know, i was trying to get your flash light out of my eyes, now let me go back to sleep" Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
ToriAllen Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 heres a pharanormal joke for you all i got in a fight with this kid, last thing i remember was someone knocking me out from behind. when i was passed out, i saw a beutiful shining light at the end of a dark tunnel. then i woke up. the doctor said that he was checking my eyes, but then i moved my hand he stopped, then i said, "i know, i was trying to get your flash light out of my eyes, now let me go back to sleep" Did that make sense to you when you wrote it? Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Ahhlee Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 I believe in ghosts and spirits. Although I've never seen a ghost take any kind of shape in and of itself, I have heard my name being called when no one was there and seen things move that shouldn't be moving. A friend of mine has incredible psychic abilities. I had only known her for about 2 weeks when suddenly her eyes glazed over and she asked me if I would be scared if she told me something "unusual". I said no. She then told me that my grandfather's spirit was standing right behind me and she described him perfectly. There is no possible way she could have known all the details she gave me. She told me he just wanted me to know that he was proud of me, that he loved me and that he would always be with me. It's funny, because I had always felt he was watching over me even after he died. It was a pretty incredible experience. Quote
Phantom Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 ghost dont smell like sulfer, there just very cold, anything that smells like sulfer is some evil spirit But if I died, I would be an evil spirit. Thus my plan would work perfectly. Quote Blah.
kokorosenshi Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 Did that make sense to you when you wrote it? i messed up on the joke, but im jokingly saying that the light at the end of the tunnel comes from the doctor's flashlight when checking your eyes, feel free to fix it the joke. Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
kokorosenshi Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 no phantom, you cannot be an evil spirit, you have to be very pissed at all humans and forms of life, not to mention that the energy needed by an evil spirit to do the things it does is not easy to get, the most you can do is cause a black out in a house, hence the lights flickering on and off. although, its a theory of mine that if a spirit takes too much energy, they will die, kind of like a person. for example, people have some electric on them, we can take very little (like that time i stick a 28v battery in my tongue) and still live, if we take to much (thunder, power outlet), we will die, ghost has same properties, they need power to manifest, but if they take to much ( three-four thunders, or thousands of volts) they will be gone, thus, the soul is wasted. phantom, if you really want to come back as a spirit (not ghost) and do stuff, wait till you die, go to the nearest power lines, suck up the energy and cause a black out, then go to your girlfriend and bang her Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
Phantom Posted November 10, 2006 Posted November 10, 2006 no phantom, you cannot be an evil spirit Thanks for the heads up! Glad to have met the supreme authority on afterlife etiquette. its a theory of mine that if a spirit takes too much energy, they will die... And the supreme authority on ghost mortality rates too! I hit the jackpot by coming to this forum! phantom, if you really want to come back as a spirt (not ghost) and do stuff, wait till you die, go to the nearest power lines, suck up the energy and cuase a black out Wait, wait! You're typing too fast. Slow down- I am taking notes on all this. then go to your girlfriend and bang her Hm... that would make me a lesbian succubus. AWESOME! Quote Blah.
kokorosenshi Posted November 13, 2006 Posted November 13, 2006 Hm... that would make me a lesbian succubus. AWESOME! oh sorry phantom, i didnt know you were a girl, i just figured you were a guy. hrmph go to your boyfriends house and get fucked as much as possible, whats that like 30 seconds although, if your into girls, give me your number for a three some Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
RoyalOrleans Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 oh sorry phantom, i didnt know you were a girl, i just figured you were a guy. She only allows that mistake to be made once. hrmph Did you fucking fart, Koko? go to your boyfriends house and get fucked as much as possible, whats that like 30 seconds That would be the elapsed sack-time if she were headed over to your house, Koko. Somebody please give the monkey a Cabbage Patch Doll so he continue with his autoerotic activities. I need Koko tip-top for tomorrows show. although, if your into girls, give me your number for a three some This is pretext to a boxing. You're just too stupid to be running free. 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
hugo Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 This is pretext to a boxing. You're just too stupid to be running free. e.e. cummings he ain't. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
RoyalOrleans Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 e.e. cummings he ain't. I was thinking the foreign shitheel from Perfect Strangers. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
kokorosenshi Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 She only allows that mistake to be made once. yeah, and that was with you Did you fucking fart, Koko? oh please, i was merely trying to make the sound of a person clearing their throat, not that your feeble brain could understand That would be the elapsed sack-time if she were headed over to your house, Koko. atleast she will get more ation that she would with you Somebody please give the monkey a Cabbage Patch Doll so he continue with his autoerotic activities. I need Koko tip-top for tomorrows show. is that what your trainer says to you at the zoo This is pretext to a boxing. You're just too stupid to be running free. and your too stupid to be alive, yet we let you live, ofcourse, how else are we suppose to say, "atleast im not royal idiot...err umm...royal orleans Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
RoyalOrleans Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 yeah, and that was with you I'm rubber and you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Petty schoolyard antics. oh please, i was merely trying to make the sound of a person clearing their throat, not that your feeble brain could understand What's that, Koko? My cock is stuck in your throat? atleast she will get more ation that she would with you The what, what, and what? is that what your trainer says to you at the zoo No, it's what your mom says. and your too stupid to be alive, yet we let you live, ofcourse, how else are we suppose to say, "atleast im not royal idiot...err umm...royal orleans When your weak, little, limp-wristed ill-worded responses actually hold water, I will concede to being a Royal Idiot. As of now, Koko, your are King of the Castle. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
kokorosenshi Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 I'm rubber and you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Petty schoolyard antics. cant quite let go of your childhood eh? What's that, Koko? My cock is stuck in your throat? for the last time, dont confuse me for your wife The what, what, and what? having a dee dee dee moment No, it's what your mom says. oh, making fun of my mom, speaking of moms, i should go and feed yours some peanuts at the zoo When your weak, little, limp-wristed ill-worded responses actually hold water, I will concede to being a Royal Idiot. As of now, Koko, your are King of the Castle. im king eh? my first act is to get rid of the idiots, lets see...royal orleans...i guess thats it Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
RoyalOrleans Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 cant quite let go of your childhood eh? for the last time, dont confuse me for your wife having a dee dee dee moment oh, making fun of my mom, speaking of moms, i should go and feed yours some peanuts at the zoo im king eh? my first act is to get rid of the idiots, lets see...royal orleans...i guess thats it I bet your mother wishes she were raped by a different man. This pitter-patter between you and me stops now. You lack the intelligence and the simple fucking grasp of the English language to keep up with me. You are two steps away from a 10-day addition to your Idiot Box term. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
kokorosenshi Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 I bet your mother wishes she were raped by a different man. i bet yours wished she was shot soon after she had you This pitter-patter between you and me stops now. You lack the intelligence and the simple fucking grasp of the English language to keep up with me. alright, you want intelligence, i was merely dumbing down my sentences to let you catch up, but if you think you are so superior, ponder this. r.o. you are a perturbation to, what you were accidentaly placed, the human race. your utter deficiency of mentality has proven to me that even shit eating maggots can be smatter than people (i.e. you). i suppose in your case that ignorance is truly bliss, and the ignorant with power will surely abuse it to compensate for their short coming. i guess what im really trying to say is, i hope you fucking die you cock-sucking, dim-witted, worthless excuse for a living sole, retarded, bullshit eating, asshole. if aliens were to ever visit you in search for intelligence, they would leave empty handed and dissapointed. Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
RoyalOrleans Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 r.o. you are a perturbation to, what you were accidentaly placed, the human race. your utter deficiency of mentality has proven to me that even shit eating maggots can be smatter than people (i.e. you). i suppose in your case that ignorance is truly bliss, and the ignorant with power will surely abuse it to compensate for their short coming. i guess what im really trying to say is, i hope you fucking die you cock-sucking, dim-witted, worthless excuse for a living sole, retarded, bullshit eating, asshole. if aliens were to ever visit you in search for intelligence, they would leave empty handed and dissapointed. Where did you cut and paste this from? Insultmonger.com? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Phantom Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 oh sorry phantom, i didnt know you were a girl, i just figured you were a guy. No worries- I get that a lot. Although, it is more painful when I am mistaken for a man in person. Quote Blah.
Jhony5 Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 Posted by RO:I bet your mother wishes she were raped by a different man. RO, thats got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long long time. Damn near made me choke. Classic. Fucking classic. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 14, 2006 Posted November 14, 2006 Posted by RO: RO, thats got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long long time. Damn near made me choke. Classic. Fucking classic. I'm just getting started with this geek. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
kokorosenshi Posted November 15, 2006 Posted November 15, 2006 getting started with me, hah, you banned im from the site im sure. what was the matter, couldn't take my comments, im i using too many big words. Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
Phantom Posted November 15, 2006 Posted November 15, 2006 couldn't take my comments, im i using too many big words Ya, THAT'S the problem. Quote Blah.
kokorosenshi Posted November 15, 2006 Posted November 15, 2006 eye wunt to sukk ro's fat pee pee Quote I love to masturbate with a handful of shit! Keeps them blisters in check!
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2006 Posted November 15, 2006 getting started with me, hah, you banned im from the site im sure. what was the matter, couldn't take my comments, im i using too many big words. Yes! Why are your words so big? Is it in hopes of showing off that big brain of yours? How well read you are? (please note sarcasm) Kokothemonkey, you are a moron. A buffoon! A dotard! A niggard! A sluggard! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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