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There is no centre of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 billion years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no centre to the expansion. It is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a centre into space. The whole universe itself is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell.

 

 

I guess it's like pissing in the corner of a round room.

 

 

Where is the centre of the universe?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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I firmly believe that we are the center of this universe. Maybe, just maybe, God has allowed life to flourish elsewhere.
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I saw this morbidly obese chick once, she had seven normal sized women orbitting her.

 

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Personally, I believe that we are truly naive to think that we are the center of the universe. Now when I say "We" I mean all the plants, trees, animals, big and small, wise and cunning.

 

There could be minute organisms delved deep in a mountain somewhere on Mars. There very well could be the same on Mercury. We live on the planet most hospitable for surface dwelling.

 

Evolution will find a way. Life is all about adapting and whatever life is out there, be it big or small, will someday show itself to us.

 

Until that time, masturbate to the thought of green women from Star Trek and the three-titted woman from Total Recall.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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The way you say that makes it sound as if I stopped. :confused:

 

Hmmm... gross generalizations and stereotyping does work.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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