phreakwars Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 Figured this might be a fun topic. Not only want to know what you would eat, but how you would prepare if it happened to YOU. First of all, I would absolutely have a much bigger garden then the one I am planting this year. I would also do like my grandma did and buy hundreds of Mason jars in various sizes. I'd pickle tomatoes, cucumbers, peas, etc.. I'd build a nice big shelf in the basement to hold all my goods. I would stock up on toilet paper... hey it's cheap when you buy it in bulk, why not buy a decades worth? Just think of the savings long term. Hell, I'll even jokingly say, go take out a small loan RIGHT NOW and buy yourself a couple years worth of butt wipe, it's just one less worry you will have to suffer, and the payoff is awesome !! But anyways, then you have your dinner menu available in the store on the cheap. Starting with Banquet frozen dinners, I have seen tham at 77 cents each, great buy if you have a very large deep freeze. Buy them all, even the crappy ones... hey if your broke, even the mac and cheese meal will be good. Kraft macoroni and cheese is always good, I don't care how poor I am, I will not buy nothing but Kraft. IT'S THE CHEESIEST !! Oh you got you ever popular RAMAN noodles too, but lets get real here, no matter how many times you tell yourself you like them, you really don't. Do yourself a favor and use them as a main dish with real food mixed in. Real real poor, I could resort to Macaroni with some salt and pepper added, no sauce, just water. Then, I guess there is always dumpster diving if things get worse then that.. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Old Salt Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 I'd stay away from prepared foods. Much cheaper to cook from scratch and my wife does a great job of it. Just takes a little longer, with no instant gratification of taking your meal out of the microwave. Quote
wez Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 I'd live off leaves, berries, grasshoppers, and fish full of mercury from any lake and river USA. Plenty of squirrels around here too.. Nor am I too good to dumpster dive if starving.. hahahaha Quote
wez Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 Anti-depressants. Hey!! Great idea.. anti depressents fortified with protein and vitamins.. Let's patent em and get rich! Could always rob a bank.. either you get away and can buy food, or you get busted and get three squares a day.. Sounds like a win/win situation.. Quote
snafu Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 Anti-depressants. Haha.. that's what I was thinking. I would eat anything I could obtain with my Mini 14. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
emkay64 Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 Big garden. Staples like flour, yeast, sugar and salt (I'm a really good cook ). Build an excellent cold storage for overwintering vegetables like cabbage, turnips, potatoes etc. and for keeping meat. If it is a serious depression, I'll buy a cow, a few chickens and I'll ing hunt and I can totally fish! I hate packaged anything mostly because I can always cook something better! Quote
ImWithStupid Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 Big garden. Staples like flour, yeast, sugar and salt (I'm a really good cook ). Build an excellent cold storage for overwintering vegetables like cabbage, turnips, potatoes etc. and for keeping meat. If it is a serious depression, I'll buy a cow, a few chickens and I'll ing hunt and I can totally fish! I hate packaged anything mostly because I can always cook something better! New plan. I'm going to take my anti-depressants and go stay with emkay. Quote
eddo Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 I'll just kill off Bender and live off of his food. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
wez Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 Big garden. Staples like flour, yeast, sugar and salt (I'm a really good cook ). Build an excellent cold storage for overwintering vegetables like cabbage, turnips, potatoes etc. and for keeping meat. If it is a serious depression, I'll buy a cow, a few chickens and I'll ing hunt and I can totally fish! I hate packaged anything mostly because I can always cook something better! Will you marry me, sexy? Quote
emkay64 Posted May 17, 2008 Posted May 17, 2008 ....and if I'm cooking anyways, I may as well have company. Wezinald and IWS are officially invited Quote
snafu Posted May 17, 2008 Posted May 17, 2008 ....and if I'm cooking anyways, I may as well have company. Wezinald and IWS are officially invited sniff sniff I'll... I'll just be sitting here eating some wild berries I was able to forage. :o Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
atlantic Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 sniff sniff I'll... I'll just be sitting here eating some wild berries I was able to forage. :oThat's ok CB, I love you. You come to my place, I went to culinary arts school. I'll take care of you Quote Do the right thing!
snafu Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 That's ok CB, I love you. You come to my place, I went to culinary arts school. I'll take care of you Ahh thanks. I won't starve. And I'll survive in good company. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
eddo Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 That's ok CB, I love you. You come to my place, I went to culinary arts school. I'll take care of you Ahh thanks. I won't starve. And I'll survive in good company. I dunno Snaf, her offer sounds more like she'll be serving Snafu-Stew to me... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
hugo Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 Pot pies, leaves to wipe your ass, beans and pork neck bones. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
atlantic Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 I dunno Snaf, her offer sounds more like she'll be serving Snafu-Stew to me...No Soup for You Quote Do the right thing!
eddo Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 Atlantic = [attach=full]1960[/attach] Quote I'm trusted by more women.
snafu Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 Atlantic = [attach=full]1961[/attach] LOL. The soup Nazi! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
wez Posted May 20, 2008 Posted May 20, 2008 I guess I could steal manhole covers... Manhole Covers Stolen for Scrap Metal | Newsweek Business | Newsweek.com Quote
emkay64 Posted May 20, 2008 Posted May 20, 2008 Ohhhh Snaffie...your invitation is always a given Quote
emkay64 Posted May 20, 2008 Posted May 20, 2008 oh....and bring those berries so we can make wine ;P Quote
Guest Cricket Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 I guess I'd have to learn to like venison and elk. shudders I'd definitely plant a garden like I've been wanting to. I'd stock up on staples like sugar, flour, dried milk. I can make jelly, but I'd learn how to can veggies, etc. I don't know what I'd do without Pepsi, however... Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Pussy. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The cornerstone of any healthy diet. I would trap stray cats along with my Korean neighbor. You thought I meant vagina? How sick are you people. Goddamn. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Guest Cricket Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Shaved, I hope...otherwise, the hair would get stuck in your teeth! [attach=full]1962[/attach] Quote
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