Learn how to ADD STUPID !!!

[phreakwars]

Ohh the shit I have to put up with every fucking day !!!

 

Today's citizen of retardation, is a nurse at the local hospital..

 

This woman, on MANY occasions, has accused the franchise I work for, of raising our prices... ripping her off.. over charging her, almost EVERY time she orders... I REALLY hate having to explain the ticket to her EACH AND EVERY TIME because she usually is VERY rude to me (LIKE IT'S MY FUCKING FAULT), never tips me, and scoffs when she leaves like I am fucking lying to her.. all over the most smallest amount of money on top of that..

 

According to HER we ripped her off like 20 some cents.. uhh OK I don't know where she gets her MATH from, but for the sake of PUBLIC RECORD, I will now post her order...

 

I would like to point out at this time, that the items she ordered, can be ALSO found on our ONLINE menu HERE and HERE so that one may ALSO see the prices..

 

She ordered 1 mini classic Italian pizza which cost

 

$5.49

 

She then ordered 5 bread sticks, which cost

 

$2.79

 

She THEN also requested extra sauce for the sticks which are

 

.50

 

If you have followed along thus far, the grand total before taxes and delivery charge , is:

 

8.78

 

Delivery to HER location, is a ZONE 3 which is NORMALLY charged $3.00, but since I am a nice guy and she works at the Hospital, I only charged her a ZONE 2 fee of

 

$2.00

 

Since we are obligated to add sales tax of

 

7%

 

Her grand total would then be:

 

$5.49

$2.79

$2.00

$0.50

+ 7%

________

$ 11.53

 

Now HOW HARD IS THAT ??

 

I could have been a DICK and charged her a ZONE 3 charge of

 

$12.60

 

Wonder how much she would have bitched then ??

 

Do we "CHANGE" our prices ??

 

YEP, WE SURE DO !!

 

But not to OUR advantage... here is how it works...

 

IF PEOPLE ARE GOOD TO US, WE WILL BE GOOD TO THEM !!!

 

Sometimes we won't charge extra for extra sauce, sometimes we won't charge a full delivery charge, sometimes we will even give people a discount without them asking !! It all depends really if we know the customer or not. If I personally recognise a name when the person calls for a delivery order, and I know that they are nice people, I'll occasionally throw in a free extra to save them money...or take off a bit on the delivery charge if they are out of the regular zone if I know they tip good. I'm a nice guy like that... but then, if it is someone I know who constantly complains. I will discount NOTHING unless they tell me they have a coupon. I won't rip anybody off... but then on the flip side... I sure won't help them save either...

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[berniec]

Hmm,that smells nice. I wouldn't mind that order myself, but i think the delivery fee might be a bit high.

[Vortex]

You should see the idiots that come into where i work. And they all have MONEY galore!!... They get upset if they have to wait 15 minutes for their food...

 

NEWS FLASH...your at a full service restaurant that doenst heat their food in "boil-a-bags" or Microwaves...

 

if you want your food fast then go to friggen mcdonalds..

 

Im amazed at the crap people pull to get free food from food establishments .....(pizza places included phreak...)

 

Its gross, its bad form, and quite ignorant...After all if you had to wait in line at target longer than you expected they arent going to give you your toaster for free....so why should your food be for free?!?!?!

 

.....and then you get something for cheaper once...or free...you shouldnt come in and say "i got it for this last time" because chances are you werent supposed to the first time....why do you think you are so special the 2nd time..

 

GOD I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!

[tiredofwhiners]

I like to go in and pick up my order just to see Phreak's smiling face:D

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

What is your delivery charge to zone 61 (southern California)?

[builder]

I paid 25 bucks to have a family-sized seafood pizza delivered last nite. With extra anchovies and olives, of course. I'd be in about zone five.

 

Man, was that pizza worth every penny? Damn straight it waz.

[snafu]

Sicily