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Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:46:39 -0500, Uncle Monster

<unclemon@suckass.com> wrote:

>???hw?f wrote:

>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:51:13 -0500, Uncle Monster wrote:

>>

>>> ???hw?f wrote:

>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:51:27 -0500, Uncle Monster wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Scout wrote:

>>>>>> "???hw?f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:pan.2008.06.15.15.53.00.264201@netscape.net...

>>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:02:42 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:07:06 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:31:36 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:21:01 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:43:25 -0500, dracosilv wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:tsnn44p6ojkqojii6fiagqn3gup846sd12@4ax.com:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 07 Jun 2008 06:23:01 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:g2d0tp$a3c$2 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gregvk wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:g2cs24$s5e$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mariposas rand mair fheal wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got my aol account in 1989. Four years later, it was

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ruined

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by the influx of PC people.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've never heard anything but bad news and complaints about

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AOL and their users.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Back in 1989, America Online (previously AppleLink) was a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> small

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> service for Apple users. We had a good time. Then Quantum

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Steve Case, may he rot) merged America Online with PC-Link

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Promenade (OS/2 platform), loosed the hordes onto usenet and

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> era came to an end.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before aol there was portal

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't get online until I got my Mac in '89, so I missed it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Before that, I was using a very primitive computer with dual 8

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inch floppy drives, a CP/M operating system and no modem.)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What, a fuckin Commodore 128?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Xerox 820-II.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had one of those.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't, but I bought my four-year old daughter a Commodore 64

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when they offered a special tyke-type keyboard.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh wait, the Commodore had those newfangled 5.25 inch drives, not

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the 8 inch ones.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not a bad

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer, actually, but CP/M mode kind of sucked so I rarely

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> used

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I liked CP/M, but then again, I like you .

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> While you were pecking stupid commands like "pip" into your

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> monochrome screen, those of us with Commodores were running GEOS

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and simply pointing and clicking at multcolor icons.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snicker

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Commodore with a mouse...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> You used a joystick, st0opid.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...Gawd, you're dumb. That's probably why you're a fuckin

>>>>>>>>>>>>> professional shelf stocker.

>>>>>>>>>>>> You're the one that's dumber than shit. I know FOR A FACT that

>>>>>>>>>>>> there

>>>>>>>>>>>> WAS a mouse for the Commodore as well as the Amiga.

>>>>>>>>>>> Post JPGS. It was prolly a joystick or a trackball.

>>>>>>>>>>> FYI

>>>>>>>>>> So a trackball isn't a mouse, eh?

>>>>>>>>> Indeed, lackwit.

>>>>>>>> Huh, funny that:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22trackball+isn%27t+a+mouse%22

>>>>>>>> "trackball isn't a mouse"

>>>>>>>> 1 hit

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22trackball+is+a+mouse%22

>>>>>>>> "trackball is a mouse"

>>>>>>>> 32 hits

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22trackball+mouse%22

>>>>>>>> "trackball mouse"

>>>>>>>> 227,000 hits

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Oh hey, you get to look STUPID now! Isn't that fun. ^__^

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Semantics.

>>>>>>> Its the connector and port that counts.

>>>>>> Actually, it's the design that counts.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> trackball Definition

>>>>>> track?ball = a device built into or connected to a computer, containing a

>>>>>> ball that can be freely rotated by hand in any direction so as to move or

>>>>>> position the cursor

>>>>>>

>>>>>> mouse=a small, hand-held device that is moved about on a flat surface in

>>>>>> front of a video screen in such a way as to move or position the cursor or

>>>>>> part of the display

>>>>>>

>>>>>> http://www.yourdictionary.com/trackball

>>>>>>

>>>>>> A trackball is stationary, a mouse isn't. In a trackball you move just the

>>>>>> ball, in a mouse you move the whole fixture.

>>>>>>

>>>>> From The Monster Dictionary: Reasoning with Hatter; see:

>>>>> Herding cats

>>>>>

>>>>> [8~{} Uncle Monster

>>>> Dont make Maddie angry.

>>>> He'll start screaming "cockslap"!

>>>>

>>> Hatter has this weird obsession with abusing his

>>> pet rooster. You know what the psychologists say

>>> about people who abuse animals. They turn into

>>> whacked out serial killers. That kid is in serious

>>> need of an intervention. I wonder if someone could

>>> contact the mental health authorities in his home

>>> county. There has to be some program that could

>>> help that poor demented soul.

>>>

>>> [8~{} Uncle Monster

>>

>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees mental

>> health issues.

>> :(

>>

>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee

>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if

>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's

>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong

>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us

>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by

>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?

 

You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone

just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really

tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

 

nods

 

Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

 

PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies

don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Guest 'Menjy'
Posted

Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined

foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary

advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,

plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,

polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

 

[...]

>Child Molestor.

>you're "really ignoring" me

>stalker

>PROEV!

>yer virtual feewing

>butthurtz

> nods

>fuckin retard

>obsessed

>REALLY

>Hatter Addict

>REALLY

>REALLY

>butthurtz.

>liak

 

Awful. Truly fucking dreadful, Ludbunski, in that truly fucking awful way only

a Ludbunski post can suck. All it was missing was a "moar". Otherwise I'd have

given you an "A".

 

--

Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"

http://www.reikanido.com/iacw

It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

 

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done

both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting

all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

 

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in

<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

 

"I make over a $100 a day"

Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

Guest gregvk
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:1l6g54544mghcda09sugq9sbeerf3go3go@4ax.com:

>>>

>>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees

>>> mental health issues.

>>> :(

>>>

>>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee

>>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if

>>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's

>>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong

>>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us

>>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by

>>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?

>

> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone

> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really

> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

> you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>

> nods

>

> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

>

> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies

> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

 

Nice froth.

 

It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of

linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

 

Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".

 

 

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

 

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:11:35 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined

>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary

>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,

>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,

>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

 

I love the way this retard proves his devotion to me every time he

makes a post. LOL

>[...]

>

>>Child Molestor.

>>you're "really ignoring" me

>>stalker

>>PROEV!

>>yer virtual feewing

>>butthurtz

>> nods

>>fuckin retard

>>obsessed

>>REALLY

>>Hatter Addict

>>REALLY

>>REALLY

>>butthurtz.

>>liak

 

You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts, rather than just

skimming across all the easy words that you can sound out the fastest.

>Awful. Tr<COCK SLAP>

 

You really do need to stop obsessing over my poasts, Hatter Addict.

Honestly, get a fuckin hobby or something...one that DOESN'T involve

reading my Usenet poasts all day long and then snitting about them

every change you get, you butthurtz little fuckup.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone

>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really

>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>> you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>

>> nods

>>

>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

>>

>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies

>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

>Nice froth.

>

>It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of

>linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

 

Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried THAT before.

LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking

idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random

shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and

of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is

this loon..."

 

snicker

 

Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll

really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at

me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:35 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

>exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>

>>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>

>Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".

 

....what? That doesn't even make sense, you fuckin idiot. Did you

miss the meeting when everyone was told what "docs" meant? Are you

too damn stupid to figure out how to use Google?

 

Nod yer head and drool, Fuckup, that's it, do liak yer told.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:35 +0900, The 2-Belo

><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>

>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

>>exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>

>>>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>>you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>

>>Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".

>

>...what?

 

LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

 

 

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

 

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

Guest gregvk
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:k5mg54purnklrms4k7tst8ndq3h7o261de@4ax.com:

> On 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>

>>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show

everyone

>>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

>>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

>>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll

really

>>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

>>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>> you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>>

>>> nods

>>>

>>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

>>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

>>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

>>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

>>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

>>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

>>>

>>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

>>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those

roolies

>>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

>>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

>>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

>

>>Nice froth.

>>

>>It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of

>>linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

>

> Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried THAT before.

> LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking

> idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random

> shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and

> of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is

> this loon..."

>

> snicker

>

> Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll

> really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at

> me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.

 

Heh. Yer just FULL of frothy goodness today, aren't ya?

 

Poor, scared li'l diaperboi. Afraid his boss might find out that he's

furfag and a nutjob. LOL!

 

(Clue: He probably already knows, anyway, because you can't really hide

being a nutcase, and you undoubtedly smell like shit.)

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:04:58 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>> Time for you to start drooling.

>LET'S GIVE ME A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

 

Yeah, cause yer a SUPER STAR!

 

LOL

 

Oh wait, unless you meant APPLE SAUCE...you retards are kinda weird

liak that.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:04:58 +0900, The 2-Belo

><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>

>>> Time for you to start drooling.

>

>>LET'S GIVE ME A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

>

>Yeah, cause yer a SUP<MIZUNO 34" 32oz. BASEBALL BAT SLAP>

 

[Matthew's stylish round blue-tinted sunglasses fly backward, end over end, one

lens shattered. One incisor, two bicuspids, and a molar follow closely behind.

There is the dull thud of 125kg worth of lifeless meat impacting the floor just

out of shot. A "Welcome to WAL MART! My name is" badge, scrawled illegibly with

an approximate representation of Matthew's name, clatters across the polished

floor.]

 

That's how it's supposed to be done, Ludbunski. Feverishly waving around your

yoctopenis in a desperate attempt at contact -- any contact -- just doesn't

have the same effect, does it?

 

 

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

 

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:09:56 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>[M<COCK SLAP>

 

I hope you didn't spend much time typing all that mess, cause uh, well

I couldn't really be bothered to read it...I did GLANCE at it though,

if that makes you feel any better. nods

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On 18 Jun 2008 00:11:50 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>> Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried THAT before.

>> LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking

>> idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random

>> shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and

>> of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is

>> this loon..."

>>

>> snicker

>>

>> Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll

>> really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at

>> me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.

>STOP SAYING I HAVE BUTTHURTZ OR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AND CALL

>YOUR JOB AND GET U FIRED YOU FUCKING GAWD DAMN STUPID MAN I HATE YOU

>SO FUCKING MUCH MY HEAD IS JUST GOING EXPLODES SO ILL FUCKING KILL UR

>WHOLE FAMILY!!!11!!

 

....woah...somebody just went over the deep end.

 

I think it's you...Mr. Butthurtz... snicker ...

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest St. Raoul Xemblinosky
Posted

On 18 Jun 2008 00:11:50 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>news:k5mg54purnklrms4k7tst8ndq3h7o261de@4ax.com:

>

>> On 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>

>>>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show

>everyone

>>>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

>>>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

>>>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll

>really

>>>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

>>>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>>> you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>>>

>>>> nods

>>>>

>>>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

>>>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

>>>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

>>>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

>>>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

>>>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

>>>>

>>>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

>>>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those

>roolies

>>>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

>>>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

>>>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

>>

>>>Nice froth.

>>>

>>>It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of

>>>linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

>>

>> Yeah, liak no retarded Hatter Addict has ever tried THAT before.

>> LOL, what always gets me is why you idiots can't realize how fucking

>> idiotic you sound, especially when you start phoning up random

>> shitting strangers to tell them all about your Usenet butthurtz...and

>> of course they're liak, "What the fuck is a Usenet...who the hell is

>> this loon..."

>>

>> snicker

>>

>> Yeah, you go right on ahead and try goin RL, Mr. Butthurtz, it'll

>> really prove just how desperate you've become to try and "get back" at

>> me, you fuckin Hatter Addict.

>

>Heh. Yer just FULL of frothy goodness today, aren't ya?

>

>Poor, scared li'l diaperboi. Afraid his boss might find out that he's

>furfag and a nutjob. LOL!

>

>(Clue: He probably already knows, anyway, because you can't really hide

>being a nutcase, and you undoubtedly smell like shit.)

 

Amor's gonna kick his gerbosexual ass when he finds out.

 

---

Behold the .sig file of His AssHoliness, St. Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12

http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky

http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

Guest ???hw?f
Posted

On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

> news:1l6g54544mghcda09sugq9sbeerf3go3go@4ax.com:

>>>>

>>>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees

>>>> mental health issues.

>>>> :(

>>>>

>>>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee

>>>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if

>>>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's

>>>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong

>>>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us

>>>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by

>>>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?

>>

>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone

>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really

>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>> you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>

>> nods

>>

>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

>>

>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies

>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

>

> Nice froth.

>

> It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of

> linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

 

Maddies easily trolled, fyi

 

--

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15327

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

wrote:

>On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 +0000, gregvk wrote:

>

>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>> news:1l6g54544mghcda09sugq9sbeerf3go3go@4ax.com:

>>>>>

>>>>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees

>>>>> mental health issues.

>>>>> :(

>>>>>

>>>>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee

>>>>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if

>>>>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's

>>>>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong

>>>>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us

>>>>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by

>>>>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?

>>>

>>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone

>>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

>>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

>>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really

>>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

>>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>> you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>>

>>> nods

>>>

>>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

>>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

>>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

>>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

>>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

>>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

>>>

>>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

>>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies

>>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

>>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

>>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

>>

>> Nice froth.

>>

>> It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of

>> linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

>

>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

 

Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

defend his frothing RL rage. It must be REALLY embarrassing when one

of yer own (a Hatter hater) goes and says something so incredibly

stupid that it really just puts flares up all around the sad fact that

all you drooling lackwits are terminally fucking obsessed with

everything "me". Hence your little "need" to defend the chromosomal

deficient.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest gregvk
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

> wrote:

>

>>

>>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>

> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

> defend his frothing RL rage.

 

Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's not

at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but then I

took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found something

special.

 

Get a load of this:

 

http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

 

....Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf the

web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post is a true

gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the depths to which

you are willing to lower youself.

 

[cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On 18 Jun 2008 15:53:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>

>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ?? <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>

>>>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>

>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>

>Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's not

>at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but then I

>took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found something

>special.

>

>Get a load of this:

>

>http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>

>...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf the

>web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post is a true

>gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the depths to which

>you are willing to lower youself.

>

>[cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

 

Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

through too well, didja Greggles? Next tiam try harder to NOT look

liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches on

my nyme day and night.

 

Concerning that thread, this is my favorite post (I fixed the typos):

"You should feel honored that we've all put so much time and effort in

to laming you in this thread."

 

....quite frankly, I'm not really honored at all so much as baffled as

to why someone would sacrifice their entire meandering little stain of

a life just to froth in idiocy over ME of all people.

 

Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a

criminal who's committing fraud. For spankards liak you who always

need to change yer nyme from too much butthurtz, yeah I guess you see

trolling, UPA and the art of making you a pants pissing little emo

whiner to be of a criminal act, huh Greggles?

 

Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't

want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to people

what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Posted

gregvk wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>

>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>

>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>

>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>

> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

> something special.

>

> Get a load of this:

>

> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

 

Wow. Just wow.

> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>

> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

 

Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

 

Whatta whack job.

 

--

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

 

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will

scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will

refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something

which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he

will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is

explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

Guest Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On 18 Jun 2008 15:53:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>

>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>

>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ?? <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>

>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>

>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday.

>> That's not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of

>> butthurt, but then I took a closer look at the first post and

>> realized that I found something special.

>>

>> Get a load of this:

>>

>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>

>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>

>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>

> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

> through too well, didja Greggles?

 

You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

> Next tiam try harder to NOT look

> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches on

> my nyme day and night.

 

Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally

fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing, slimebucket.

> Concerning that thread, this is my favorite post (I fixed the typos):

> "You should feel honored that we've all put so much time and effort in

> to laming you in this thread."

>

> ...quite frankly, I'm not really honored at all so much as baffled as

> to why someone would sacrifice their entire meandering little stain of

> a life just to froth in idiocy over ME of all people.

 

He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

> Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

> really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

> nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

> they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a

> criminal who's committing fraud. For spankards liak you who always

> need to change yer nyme from too much butthurtz, yeah I guess you see

> trolling, UPA and the art of making you a pants pissing little emo

> whiner to be of a criminal act, huh Greggles?

 

Criminal act?

> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't

> want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to people

> what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

 

Freudian slip there, Mattie?

 

--

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

 

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will

scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will

refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something

which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he

will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is

explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

Guest gregvk
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:5aii54pgjf55eus61kgd80qtnfrmei3k4q@4ax.com:

> On 18 Jun 2008 15:53:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>

>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ?? <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>

>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>

>>Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>something special.

>>

>>Get a load of this:

>>

>>http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>

>>...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post is

>>a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the depths

>>to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>

>>[cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>

> Uh huh, you just magically

 

Yes, the Internet is magic. Disgard all that IP, TCP, HTTP, etc,

nonsense. "Hocus pocus" is how it all works. <rolls eyes>

> stumbled upon a random thread in a

> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...

 

Amazing what one comes across when one follows a link to a link to a link

(repeat a hundred times), innit? The web is a pretty wacky place

sometimes.

> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict

 

Right on cue. LOL

> Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

> really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

> nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

> they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a

> criminal who's committing fraud.

 

All I see in that thread is a talented professional web designer all

upset because a jealous little nobody (that would be you , genius) tried

to backstab him for no apparent reason. See how others were urging him

to litigate? You're seriously lucky he didn't take their advice, IMO.

> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone,

 

WTF are you blathering about, retard? Nobody wants to call you.

 

....BTW, pay phones are a critically endangered species, and pretty much

extinct in many areas. There's this newfangled gizmo called a "cell

phone" that people use now instead of a payphone -- you might want to

look into that some time.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_phone

 

HTH!!

Guest gregvk
Posted

"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1

@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> gregvk wrote:

>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>

>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>

>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>

>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>> something special.

>>

>> Get a load of this:

>>

>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>

> Wow. Just wow.

>

>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>

>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>

> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

>

> Whatta whack job.

 

Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.

One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis

and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will

define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For

many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same

breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

<nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

>> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

>> through too well, didja Greggles?

>You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

 

That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to them,

etc, etc. Free cl00, MORON, fraud is ILLEGAL, at least here in the

states it is. If you make a deal with a client and promise them

UNIQUE content that's all their own, only to be delivered cookie

cutter bullshit that YOU DIDN'T MAKE...yeah...that's fucking fraud,

you MORON!

 

Essentially, by your logic, if you knew someone online was a

>> Next tiam try harder to NOT look

>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches on

>> my nyme day and night.

>Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally

>fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing, slimebucket.

 

This from the real-lifing, insane, slimebucket who supports going RL

on people for butt hurtz and trying to froth off lies in order to get

"revenve" against them for hurting yer wittle feewings.

 

Again, there's a BIG difference between that and letting someone know

that they've been a victim of fraud...not that a raving fuckin

lunakook like YOU would be able to tell the difference.

>> Concerning that thread, this is my favorite post (I fixed the typos):

>> "You should feel honored that we've all put so much time and effort in

>> to laming you in this thread."

>>

>> ...quite frankly, I'm not really honored at all so much as baffled as

>> to why someone would sacrifice their entire meandering little stain of

>> a life just to froth in idiocy over ME of all people.

>He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

 

Yeah because that wouldn't have been completely fuckin retarded.

Anyone is perfectly free to contact any potential client, tell them

what's wrong with their shit, and then offer them the services to fix

the shit. The only seperating factor is goal. If you're doing it for

revenge cause you got the verbal butthurtz real bad...yeah, yer a

fuckhead, plain and simple. But if you're doing it with the genuine

intent to HELP the company in question because they obviously got

taken in by a scam artist, then it's perfectly peachy. At that point,

it's really NOT about the scam artist, it's about their client that

they fucked over. As I recall, in the emails I sent to his clients, I

never even mentioned him specifically in any way, I simply gave a

straight up, direct critique of their sites...a service which normally

runs for upwards of $200 to $300 that I gave them for free. And it's

not liak his is a unique case, I email companies ALL THE TIME to

critique their shit, 99% of the time having no idea who the original

designer or designers are. And further, even moar will actively post

to ADG directly ASKING ME for that level of critique of their sites.

Simply put, that scam artist didn't liak getting exposed as a scam

artist, so he tried to make it personal, he tried to make it about

him, when really he never even entered into the equation originally.

Again, he was NEVER mentioned by name, directly or indirectly in the

emails I sent to his clients.

>> Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

>> really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

>> nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

>> they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a

>> criminal who's committing fraud. For spankards liak you who always

>> need to change yer nyme from too much butthurtz, yeah I guess you see

>> trolling, UPA and the art of making you a pants pissing little emo

>> whiner to be of a criminal act, huh Greggles?

>Criminal act?

 

Yeah, criminal act, you fuckin idiot. There are no shortage of scam

artist "designers" on the web lying to clients and selling them cookie

cutter bullshit on the promise of unique designs. Such situations

often result in rather incredible lawsuits when one company suddenly

see's another company with the same site as theirs. Rather than find

out if they were scammed by the designer they'll often ASSume that the

other company simply ripped them off and then they'll waste thousands,

even hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lawsuit that'll eventually

prove they both got suckered.

 

Of course you support going RL on people for the verbal butthurtz they

inflict upon you, so I guess it wouldn't be much of a stretch to

assume that you also support scam artists and frauds.

>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't

>> want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to people

>> what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

>Freudian slip there, Mattie?

 

....I don't think you know what that means, Rhonda. rolls eyes

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On 18 Jun 2008 17:47:25 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>news:5aii54pgjf55eus61kgd80qtnfrmei3k4q@4ax.com:

>

>> On 18 Jun 2008 15:53:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>

>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>

>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ?? <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>

>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>

>>>Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>>not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>>then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>>something special.

>>>

>>>Get a load of this:

>>>

>>>http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>>

>>>...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>>the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post is

>>>a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the depths

>>>to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>

>>>[cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>

>> Uh huh, you just magically

>Yes, the Internet is magic. Disgard all that IP, TCP, HTTP, etc,

>nonsense. "Hocus pocus" is how it all works. <rolls eyes>

 

I see you're stealing my material again. rolls eyes

 

Oh well, yer so devoid of personality I guess it shouldn't be any

surprise at this point, Hatter Addict. Hell yer already reading

through my ever post (past and present).

>> stumbled upon a random thread in a

>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

>> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...

>Amazing what one comes across when one follows a link to a link to a link

>(repeat a hundred times), innit? The web is a pretty wacky place

>sometimes.

 

Wow, so now you're admitting to clicking through HUNDREDS of Hatter

related links, eh Hatter Addict? LOL

>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict

>Right on cue. LOL

 

Let me guess, you stand outside every morning and COMMAND that the sun

rise and bend to your almighty will. nods

 

You look stupid...but you don't know why...that makes it funnier

though. ^__^

>> Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

>> really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

>> nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

>> they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a

>> criminal who's committing fraud.

>All I see in that thread is a talented professional web designer

 

Oh yes, a "talented professional web designer" reselling cookie cutter

garbage, lying to his clients and producing shit level, mediocre,

skiddie level work.

>all upset because

 

His clients were notified of the fact that they got lied to and that

he committed fraud.

>a jealous little nobody

 

that would be you , genius

>wanted DESPERATELY to believe that I tried to backstab him for no

>apparent reason.

 

I fixed yer typos.

>See how others were urging him to litigate?

 

See how the border line retarded 12 year old "e-lawyers" on that board

are too damn stupid to gauge his skill level and recognize a fraud

artist...of course he kinda left off all the parts about how he

scammed his clients and committed fraud...conveniently of course.

>You're seriously lucky he didn't take their advice, IMO.

 

You really are that fucking stupid, aren't you Greggles? I mean the

fact that you even think he had anything REMOTELY resembling a

coherent case that he would have ANY hope of winning really just sets

you the fuck ablaze as one of the most prolifically retarded Usenet

poasters of our time. You are, without any doubt, the DUMBEST fuck

job poasting in any of the froups in the group line.

>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone,

>WTF are you blathering about, retard? Nobody wants to call you.

 

Not me, Stupid, my employers, or did you forget about your plan to go

RL and tell Wal Mart all sorts of lies and froth about how much

butthurts you've endured? Free cl00, most companies, including

Wal Mart, keep track of phone calls via caller ID, so it REALLY

wouldn't take much effort to track you down and then do all SORTS of

incredibly horrible things to you in retaliation.

 

See the trick of it is...when you choose to go RL on a person...you're

essentially exposing yourself in the process. Simply put, you CANNOT

go RL on somebody without revealing your identity in some traceable

form or another.

 

Further, I only play on the current level of my opponent, so if they

can't handle the current level and choose to try and go RL, then I'll

do the same right back at them...magnified of course. Of course

butthurtz little faggots liak you are always the quickest to whine

when yer RL attempts fail and mine soar smashing through your entire

social life. Always remember...just because YOUR attack fails,

doesn't mean mine will, nor will it mean I won't attack in

retaliation. You can't try to go RL, fuck it all up and then say, "Oh

wait, no get backs, mine didn't work!"

>...BTW, pay phones are a critically endangered species, and pretty much

>extinct in many areas. There's this newfangled gizmo called a "cell

>phone" that people use now instead of a payphone -- you might want to

>look into that some time.

 

There's this thing called "anonymity", it doesn't come standard with

your "newfangled gizmo", ya fuckin idiot.

 

HTH!

 

Greggles...proving his stupidity...one poast at a time.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest gregvk
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:gqsi549bsros2gg489e86k6v7q6rc7fabf@4ax.com:

> On 18 Jun 2008 17:47:25 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>news:5aii54pgjf55eus61kgd80qtnfrmei3k4q@4ax.com:

>>

>>> On 18 Jun 2008 15:53:27 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>>news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>>

>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ?? <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>>

>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>>

>>>>Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday.

>>>>That's not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of

>>>>butthurt, but then I took a closer look at the first post and

>>>>realized that I found something special.

>>>>

>>>>Get a load of this:

>>>>

>>>>http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>>>

>>>>...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>>>the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>>>>is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>>>>depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>>

>>>>[cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>>

>>> Uh huh, you just magically

>

>>Yes, the Internet is magic. Disgard all that IP, TCP, HTTP, etc,

>>nonsense. "Hocus pocus" is how it all works. <rolls eyes>

>

> Oh well, yer so devoid of personality I guess it shouldn't be any

> surprise at this point, Hatter Addict. Hell yer already reading

> through my ever post (past and present).

 

I bet there's still some good "Baby Matthew" shit out there. Want me to

go dig it up after you finish foaming over this?

>>> stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board

>>> from A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...

>

>>Amazing what one comes across when one follows a link to a link to a

>>link (repeat a hundred times), innit? The web is a pretty wacky place

>>sometimes.

>

> Wow, so now you're admitting to clicking through HUNDREDS of Hatter

> related links, eh Hatter Addict? LOL

 

Prove that there were "hundreds" of anything and that they were all

related. TIA

>>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict

>

>>Right on cue. LOL

>

> I look stupid...but I don't know why...that makes it funnier

> though.

 

I'll tell you why: It's because you are . HTH!! (But you're right, it

is funny.)

>>> Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

>>> really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

>>> nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

>>> they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're

>>> a criminal who's committing fraud.

>

>>All I see in that thread is a talented professional web designer

>

> Oh yes, a "talented professional web designer" reselling cookie cutter

> garbage, lying to his clients and producing shit level, mediocre,

> skiddie level work.

 

I would call that "projection" except for the fact that you don't have

clients and you don't sell anything.

>>all upset because

>

> His clients were notified of the fact that they got lied to and that

> he committed fraud.

 

That's not what your email (in that thread) says; it's just you bitching

and moaning about fonts and scrollbars and other totally irrelevant

nonsense. Makin yourself look like an ignorant, pissy little child,

basically. ...So PPOSTFU. TIA!!

>>a jealous little nobody (that would be you , genius

>

>>wanted DESPERATELY to believe that I tried to backstab him for no

>>apparent reason.

>

> I post edited that because I'm a liar.

 

Whatta shocker.

>>See how others were urging him to litigate?

>

> See how the border line retarded 12 year old "e-lawyers" on that board

> are too damn stupid to gauge his skill level and recognize a fraud

> artist...of course he kinda left off all the parts about how he

> scammed his clients and committed fraud...conveniently of course.

 

He is clearly an experienced professional and a mature, stable adult.

You, OTOH, are just a whiny little pussy jealous because he actually does

what you wish you could do instead of being a fuckin shelf stocker.

>>You're seriously lucky he didn't take their advice, IMO.

>

> You really are that fucking stupid, aren't you Greggles? I mean the

> fact that you even think he had anything REMOTELY resembling a

> coherent case that he would have ANY hope of winning really just sets

> you the fuck ablaze as one of the most prolifically retarded Usenet

> poasters of our time.

 

He could have owned your life. He probably didn't bother because he

guessed (correctly) that your life is empty and worthless; he wouldn't

have "owned" anything except a judgement that could never be satisfied.

>>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone,

>

>>WTF are you blathering about, retard? Nobody wants to call you.

>

> Not me, Stupid, my employers, or did you forget about your plan to go

> RL and tell Wal Mart all sorts of lies and froth about how much

> butthurts you've endured?

 

Message-ID, please. TIA!!

> See the trick of it is...when you choose to go RL on a person...you're

> essentially exposing yourself in the process.

 

As you know all too well. LOL

>>...BTW, pay phones are a critically endangered species, and pretty

>>much extinct in many areas. There's this newfangled gizmo called a

>>"cell phone" that people use now instead of a payphone -- you might

>>want to look into that some time.

>

> There's this thing called "anonymity", it doesn't come standard with

> your "newfangled gizmo", ya fuckin idiot.

 

What do you care? You blew your anonymity years ago, because you're

sloppy and stupid.

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