Uncle Child Molestor Loses It, Threatens In A Frothing Rage To Go RL!

July 8, 2008

ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>> issue further by squeaking:

>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,

>>>>and foamed wildly:

>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

02D2D2

July 8, 2008

On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:28 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet sat in thee

Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

> ah wrote:

>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>> issue further by squeaking:

>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady

>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

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>

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To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker

July 9, 2008

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote:

>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:28 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet sat in thee

>Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>> ah wrote:

>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>>> issue further by squeaking:

>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady

>>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:21:07 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky attempted to

>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:18:03 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

>> wrote:

>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:

>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia

>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in

>>>>>>tears:

>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:31 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>issue further by squeaking:

>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:19:21 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,

>>>and foamed wildly:

>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:27:51 -0500, St.Raoul k'lamed:

>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art

>>>>>>>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tehbot

>>>>>>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>issue further by squeaking:

>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,

>>>and foamed wildly:

>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:10:17 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>issue further by squeaking:

>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:

>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia

>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in

>>>>>>tears:

>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:17:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>issue further by squeaking:

>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>cockbrain, thinking with his penis again, ejaculated:

>>>> "Art Deco" wrote...

>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the

>>>>>>>>>>cha-cha, and

>>>>>>>>>>screamed:

>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate brackets

>>>>>>>>>>>you all suck.

>>>>>>>>>>no you suck.

>>>>>>>>>shuttup.

>>>>>>>>stfu yuo gaylord

>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>no you shuttup.

>>no you shuttup.

>no you shuttup.

no you shuttup.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:38 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>issue further by squeaking:

>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:07:32 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

>>>wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:01:58 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>+0900, The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco has exploded. Flight

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:17:04 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>issue further by squeaking:

>> Iskander wrote:

>>>Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:07:18 -0400, bob wrote:

>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:40:23 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:58:02 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:57:08 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>> I hate cascades.

>>> I hate cascades.

>> I hate cascades.

> I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

<popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:06 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>issue further by squeaking:

>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:15:42 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

>>>wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:02:31 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:39:26 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat Art

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco has exploded. Flight

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

The famous .sig file quote that Wee Davie Tholen whines about at every

opportunity:

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

July 9, 2008

"Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message

news:080720082132480876%erfc-1024@usa.net...

> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

> <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:10:17 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork

>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti

>>>>>>>Discordia

>>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in

>>>>>>>tears:

>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

> I hate cascades.

Deco wants his "ah" to report to bed, for lovin'

July 9, 2008

"Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message

news:080720082133092096%erfc-1024@usa.net...

> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

> <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:17:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>cockbrain, thinking with his penis again, ejaculated:

>>>>> "Art Deco" wrote...

>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the

>>>>>>>>>>>cha-cha, and

>>>>>>>>>>>screamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate brackets

>>>>>>>>>>>>you all suck.

>>>>>>>>>>>no you suck.

>>>>>>>>>>shuttup.

>>>>>>>>>stfu yuo gaylord

>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>no you shuttup.

>>no you shuttup.

> no you shuttup.

Shuttup, Gay Ko0k Deco!

July 9, 2008

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:48 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:10:17 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:

>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia

>>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in

>>>>>>>tears:

>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

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_ _ _______ _

_ (_) (_) (_______) | |

_____ ____ _| |_ _ _ _ ___ ___ __| |

(____ | _ (_ _) | | | | | (_ |/ _ \ / _ |

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July 9, 2008

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:30 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,

>>>>and foamed wildly:

>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

- - -

_ _ _______ _

_ (_) (_) (_______) | |

_____ ____ _| |_ _ _ _ ___ ___ __| |

(____ | _ (_ _) | | | | | (_ |/ _ \ / _ |

/ ___ | | | || |_| |___| | | |___) | |_| ( (_| |

\_____|_| |_| \__)\_____/ \_____/ \___/ \____|

--.---.----.---.-- --.---.----.---.----.---.--

___ _ __ _____

/ __\ | __ _ _ __ ___ ___ /\ \ \__/__ \

/ _\ | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \ / _ \/ \/ / _ \/ /\/

/ / | | (_| | | | | | | __/ /\ / __/ /

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July 9, 2008

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:10 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:31 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:19:21 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye,

>>>>and foamed wildly:

>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:27:51 -0500, St.Raoul k'lamed:

>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art

>>>>>>>>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tehbot

>>>>>>>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

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July 9, 2008

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:33:09 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:17:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>cockbrain, thinking with his penis again, ejaculated:

>>>>> "Art Deco" wrote...

>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the

>>>>>>>>>>>cha-cha, and

>>>>>>>>>>>screamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate brackets

>>>>>>>>>>>>you all suck.

>>>>>>>>>>>no you suck.

>>>>>>>>>>shuttup.

>>>>>>>>>stfu yuo gaylord

>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>no you shuttup.

>>no you shuttup.

>no you shuttup.

no you shtup.

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July 9, 2008

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:31:49 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:21:07 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky attempted to

>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:18:03 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

>>> wrote:

>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:00:37 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:36:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:

>>>>>>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia

>>>>>>>was laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in

>>>>>>>tears:

>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

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\_____|_| |_| \__)\_____/ \_____/ \___/ \____|

--.---.----.---.-- --.---.----.---.----.---.--

___ _ __ _____

/ __\ | __ _ _ __ ___ ___ /\ \ \__/__ \

/ _\ | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \ / _ \/ \/ / _ \/ /\/

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July 10, 2008

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:54:52 -0500, antU God

dribbled:

> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:10 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:31 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>>issue further by squeaking:

>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:19:21 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady

>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>St.Raoul k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,and didst finally

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

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================================================

Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by

Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks

from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :

In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged

cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.

Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they

killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical

diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously

projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not

have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster

cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their

article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with

creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her

enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some

other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they

are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of

achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another

more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to

impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:

Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as

counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations

email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :

1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on

dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just

screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real

kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your

Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ

about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k

award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.

Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your

Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

July 10, 2008

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:34:02 -0600, Art Deco

dribbled:

> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:17:04 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> Iskander wrote:

>>>>Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:07:18 -0400, bob wrote:

>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:40:23 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:58:02 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:57:08 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco has exploded. Flight

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>> I hate cascades.

>>> I hate cascades.

>> I hate cascades.

> I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run

away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================

Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by

Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks

from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :

In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged

cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.

Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they

killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical

diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously

projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not

have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster

cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their

article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with

creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her

enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some

other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they

are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of

achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another

more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to

impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:

Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as

counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations

email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :

1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on

dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just

screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real

kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your

Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ

about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k

award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.

Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your

Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

July 10, 2008

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:33:30 -0600, Art Deco

dribbled:

> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:38 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:07:32 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

>>>>wrote:

>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:01:58 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco has

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to confuse the issue further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run

away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================

Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by

Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks

from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :

In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged

cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.

Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they

killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical

diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously

projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not

have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster

cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their

article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with

creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her

enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some

other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they

are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of

achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another

more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to

impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:

Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as

counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations

email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :

1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on

dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just

screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real

kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your

Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ

about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k

award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.

Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your

Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

July 10, 2008

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:34:39 -0600, Art Deco

dribbled:

> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:06 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>issue further by squeaking:

>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:15:42 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

>>>>wrote:

>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:02:31 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed me

>>>>>with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:39:26 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer hat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco has

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to confuse the issue further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run

away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================

Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by

Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks

from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :

In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged

cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.

Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they

killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical

diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously

projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not

have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster

cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their

article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with

creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her

enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some

other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they

are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of

achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another

more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to

impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:

Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as

counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations

email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :

1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on

dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just

screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real

kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your

Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ

about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k

award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.

Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your

Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

July 10, 2008

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:55:55 -0500, antU God

dribbled:

> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:33:09 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:17:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>>issue further by squeaking:

>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>cockbrain, thinking with his penis again, ejaculated:

>>>>>> "Art Deco" wrote...

>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the

>>>>>>>>>>>>cha-cha, and

>>>>>>>>>>>>screamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate brackets

>>>>>>>>>>>>>you all suck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>no you suck.

>>>>>>>>>>>shuttup.

>>>>>>>>>>stfu yuo gaylord

>>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>>no you shuttup.

>>>no you shuttup.

>>no you shuttup.

>no you shtup.

no you shtup.

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run

away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================

Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by

Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks

from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :

In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged

cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.

Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they

killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical

diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously

projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not

have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster

cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their

article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with

creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her

enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some

other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they

are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of

achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another

more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to

impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:

Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as

counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations

email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :

1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on

dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just

screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real

kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your

Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ

about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k

award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.

Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your

Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

July 10, 2008

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:30:36 -0600, Art Deco

dribbled:

> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:28 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet sat in thee

>>Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>> ah wrote:

>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>>>> issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady

>>>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run

away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================

Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by

Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks

from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :

In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged

cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.

Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they

killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical

diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously

projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not

have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster

cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their

article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with

creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her

enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some

other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they

are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of

achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another

more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to

impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:

Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as

counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations

email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :

1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on

dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just

screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real

kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your

Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ

about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k

award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.

Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your

Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

July 10, 2008

On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:55:19 -0500, antU God

dribbled:

> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:30 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>>issue further by squeaking:

>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady

>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

The original "Henry Schmidt"; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

"Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run

away and take cover."

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

The PM4L FAQ: http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

================================================

Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by

Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks

from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :

In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a forged

cancel

4. Ranted about Free Speech when a moderator rejected their article.

Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they

killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. ( )

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical

diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously

projecting her/his own condition/behavior. ( )

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not

have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster

cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about Free Speech when an anti-spammer canceled their

article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with

creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her

enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some

other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they

are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of

achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another

more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to

impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES

answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple

occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:

Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as

counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations

email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

( ) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

( ) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :

1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on

dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just

screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real

kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your

Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ

about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k

award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.

Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your

Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

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