Uncle Child Molestor Loses It, Threatens In A Frothing Rage To Go RL!

August 22, 2008

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>It makes me just...glow, inside!

Quit munching on the Christmas lights, you pathetic shanty town inmate.

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

August 22, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

Do be sure and try harder next time. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

August 22, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message

news:16ksa49gs2515blbcvsg3egb19d12s828c@4ax.com:

> I had a barium enema!

>

> It makes me just...glow, inside!

August 22, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:49:59 GMT, "Onideus Mad Hatter"

<usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message

>news:16ksa49gs2515blbcvsg3egb19d12s828c@4ax.com:

>

>> I had a barium enema!

>>

>> It makes me just...glow, inside!

Uh oh, looks liak BitchTits is a lil upset. Tsch, tsch, tsch...u mad?

LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

August 22, 2008

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>

>>Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>

>I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>Do be sure and try harder next time. ^__^

What's the matter, Ludbunski? You don't get enough abuse from your Wal~Mart

overlords, and have to search for it here?

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

August 22, 2008

Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

( ) NO:

>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>

>>Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>

>I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

always happy to help!

Love always,

Wavy G

--

"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."

--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my

personality in won (1) concise sentence.

August 22, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:51:05 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>

wrote:

>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

>( ) NO:

>

>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>

>>>Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>

>>I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>

>That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

>to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

>always happy to help!

No! He just responded to Usenet in general.

Or some other lame excuse.

August 22, 2008

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

> ( ) NO:

>

>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>

>>> Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>> I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>

> That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

> to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

> always happy to help!

>

> Love always,

> Wavy G

>

Can you help me with my financial planning portfolio?

August 22, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:55:18 -0400, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alephtull

<alephtullaqua@gmail.com> bloviated:

>Wavy G wrote:

>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

>> ( ) NO:

>>

>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>

>>>> Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>> I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>>

>> That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

>> to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

>> always happy to help!

>>

>> Love always,

>> Wavy G

>>

>

>Can you help me with my financial planning portfolio?

I can, send me all your money.

August 22, 2008

Aratzio wrote:

> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:55:18 -0400, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alephtull

> <alephtullaqua@gmail.com> bloviated:

>

>> Wavy G wrote:

>>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

>>> ( ) NO:

>>>

>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>>> I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>>> That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

>>> to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

>>> always happy to help!

>>>

>>> Love always,

>>> Wavy G

>>>

>> Can you help me with my financial planning portfolio?

>

> I can, send me all your money.

You all are so kind, but it's in gold and silver bars. The shipping

would be outrageous, even UPS ground.

August 23, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:25:48 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, alephtull

<alephtullaqua@gmail.com> bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:

>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:55:18 -0400, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alephtull

>> <alephtullaqua@gmail.com> bloviated:

>>

>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

>>>> ( ) NO:

>>>>

>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>>>> I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>>>> That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

>>>> to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

>>>> always happy to help!

>>>>

>>>> Love always,

>>>> Wavy G

>>>>

>>> Can you help me with my financial planning portfolio?

>>

>> I can, send me all your money.

>

>You all are so kind, but it's in gold and silver bars. The shipping

>would be outrageous, even UPS ground.

I'll pay shipping.

August 24, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:40:44 +0900, The 2-Belo

<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

>exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>

>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>

>>>Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>

>>I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>>Do be sure and try harder next time. ^__^

>

>Wh<COCK SLAP>

No, still not good enough, try harder.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

August 24, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:51:05 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>

wrote:

>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

>( ) NO:

>

>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>

>>>Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>

>>I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>

>Th<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry but you seem to be having some problems "thinking". I know,

I know, it's REALLY hard for you and takes a LOT of

patience...which I suppose is why I won't bother to take the effort to

try and educate you properly.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

August 24, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:53:11 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>

wrote:

>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:25:48 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, alephtull

><alephtullaqua@gmail.com> bloviated:

>

>>Aratzio wrote:

>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:55:18 -0400, in

>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alephtull

>>> <alephtullaqua@gmail.com> bloviated:

>>>

>>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>>> Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

>>>>> ( ) NO:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>> I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>>>>> That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

>>>>> to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

>>>>> always happy to help!

>>>>>

>>>>> Love always,

>>>>> Wavy G

>>>>>

>>>> Can you help me with my financial planning portfolio?

>>>

>>> I can, send me all your money.

>>

>>You all are so kind, but it's in gold and silver bars. The shipping

>>would be outrageous, even UPS ground.

>

>I'll pay shipping.

You'll have to send him the money first. Err, actually you need to

send the money to me, I'm his agent. Once I get the money I'll then

contact him with the proper bank account information to access the

money so that he can then get the stuff shipped.

Of course there's also a ~minor~ handling fee...no big deal...just %20

of the total amount, but hey, you'll be getting it all back and more,

so that shouldn't be a bother for you.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

August 24, 2008

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:09:02 +0200, me@privacy.net wrote:

>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:51:05 -0400, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>

>wrote:

>

>>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES

>>( ) NO:

>>

>>>On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:28:31 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Quit mu<COCK SLAP>

>>>

>>>I'm sorry, but you're far too pathetic to deserve any direct response.

>>

>>That comment might have been effective, had you not directly responded

>>to him. Just a little help, you know, for the future. You know me:

>>always happy to help!

>

>No! He just responded to Usenet in general.

>Or some other lame excuse.

Look at the retards...drooling away. Oh well, I guess I can try and

take the effort to educate them.

You see that bit up above...yeah, not replying DIRECTLY to you. Anyone

can reply to a post and say anything they want, often times completely

ignoring the person they replied to. To reply DIRECTLY means that you

acknowledge the sentience of the person you replied to and that you

are replying DIRECTLY to what THEY wrote. Now I know this is kinda

complicated and some of you trainables are probably just sitting there

drooling in confusion, but hey, don't sweat it, I'm really not

expecting the lot of you to actually be able to comprehend this

simplistic concept...it's just too far beyond you.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

August 24, 2008

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:59:08 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen

of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:27:26 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen

>> of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>>

>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>> >

>> >> Really, Wal Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents

>> >> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.

>> >

>> >i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on

>> >usenet.

>>

>> Only because you buy into retardedly deficient stereotypes in order to

>> try and feel better about how completely pathetic and unfullfilling

>> your own career choice is.

>

>n<COCK SLAP>

Your failing comeback of a response really wasn't needed, you can run

away now and keep your mouth shut. That's a good retard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

September 8, 2008

Hail Eris! On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:27:48 -0600, Art Deco frothed and

foamed:

> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:

>>On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:54:52 -0500, antU God

>>dribbled:

>>> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:32:10 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:31 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>>>>issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:19:21 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady

>>>>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer that

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,and didst finally

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5

The God of Odd Statements

Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8

George Pickett Memorial Award nominee <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing

personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:

"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide

their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a

pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.

You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited

by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this

obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal

information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.

You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about

different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the

coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you

are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no

way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power

that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose

to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you

choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."

-- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

September 8, 2008

Hail Eris! On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:18:02 -0600, Art Deco frothed and

foamed:

> bob wrote:

>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:

>>>>On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:33:30 -0600, Art Deco

>>>>dribbled:

>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:11:38 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the

>>>>>>issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>> Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:07:32 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand

>>>>>>>>Young wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:01:58 -0500, Sir Raoul de Xemblinosky fixed

>>>>>>>>>me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:35:18 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:57:07 -0500, Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Officer that Fluffy has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dynamics Officer that Art Deco has

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to confuse the issue further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.