Uncle Child Molestor Loses It, Threatens In A Frothing Rage To Go RL!

October 5, 2008

On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:36:43 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:31:10 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

> wrote:

>

>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:18:24 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:06:53 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:35:19 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:44:02 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:25:02 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Nothing. HELLO?

>>>>>

>>>>> You see, you're learning already. ^__^

>>>>

>>>> Incorrect.

>>>

>>> Well, I guess you're right, it's not so much that you're even capable

>>> of learning so much as you're simply engineered to react properly

>>> given a negative stimulus, even if you don't comprehend why.

>>

>> Not at all, I just know you're a fuckwit.

>

> Hence your little NEED to try and "explain" yourself, and to ME of

> all people. LOL

I have never explained myself.

--

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I don't care what they say, I don't think "phone sex" is any fun at all, unless you happen to be in the same booth with her.

October 6, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:58:59 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:27:27 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>> my fan base..

>>>>>

>>>>> my fan base

>>>

>>> me.

>>

>

> my

mheh

--

ah

October 6, 2008

On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:37:25 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>mheh

....yeah I can't really understand what you're saying with my cock all

up in yer pretty little mouth like that.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

October 8, 2008

Free Radio Jackson wrote:

> "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote in message

> news:op.ug92y3qc4buhsv@fx62.mshome.net...

>> On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:39:21 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter

>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:16:58 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:53:53 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:

>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:54:15 -0400, ah frothed and foamed:

>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:30:36 -0600,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deco dribbled:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:28 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sockpuppet sat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taking

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sockpuppet attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tehbot

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>

>>>>> Your parents sure would be proud if they could see you now. I mean,

>>>>> WOAH, what an amazing contribution to the advancement of mankind...a

>>>>> CASCADE! I mean, holy shit, that's just the most incredible way of

>>>>> wasting your life EVAR! Your kids, all 38 of them (retards are always

>>>>> breeding like rabbits) sure can be PROUD of all that their father

>>>>> manage to "accomplish" with his life. nods

>>>>

>>>> Quiet, sock.

>

> Whatever happened to the 'Quiet Sock' thread?

Quiet, sock.

--

ah

October 9, 2008

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:48ec04c1$0$67984$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...

> Free Radio Jackson wrote:

>> "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote in message

>> news:op.ug92y3qc4buhsv@fx62.mshome.net...

>>> On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:39:21 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:16:58 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:53:53 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:

>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:54:15 -0400, ah frothed and

>>>>>>>> foamed:

>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 20:30:36 -0600,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deco dribbled:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:28 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sockpuppet sat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taking

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sockpuppet attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tehbot

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Your parents sure would be proud if they could see you now. I mean,

>>>>>> WOAH, what an amazing contribution to the advancement of mankind...a

>>>>>> CASCADE! I mean, holy shit, that's just the most incredible way of

>>>>>> wasting your life EVAR! Your kids, all 38 of them (retards are

>>>>>> always

>>>>>> breeding like rabbits) sure can be PROUD of all that their father

>>>>>> manage to "accomplish" with his life. nods

>>>>>

>>>>> Quiet, sock.

>>

>> Whatever happened to the 'Quiet Sock' thread?

>

> Quiet, sock.

Quiet, sock.

--

Free Radio Jackson

http://www.live365.com/stations/freeradiojackson

http://www.myspace.com/freeradiojackson

October 9, 2008

On Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:43:18 +0100, Free Radio Jackson <freeradiojackson@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:

>

> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message

> news:48ec04c1$0$67984$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...

>> Free Radio Jackson wrote:

>>> "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote in message

>>> news:op.ug92y3qc4buhsv@fx62.mshome.net...

>>>> On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:39:21 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:16:58 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:53:53 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Your parents sure would be proud if they could see you now. I mean,

>>>>>>> WOAH, what an amazing contribution to the advancement of mankind...a

>>>>>>> CASCADE! I mean, holy shit, that's just the most incredible way of

>>>>>>> wasting your life EVAR! Your kids, all 38 of them (retards are

>>>>>>> always

>>>>>>> breeding like rabbits) sure can be PROUD of all that their father

>>>>>>> manage to "accomplish" with his life. nods

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Quiet, sock.

>>>

>>> Whatever happened to the 'Quiet Sock' thread?

>>

>> Quiet, sock.

> Quiet, sock.

I have never known a sock to make a noise, even on linoleum.

--

http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com

A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, "Big breaths."

The girl replies, "Yeth and I'm not even thixteen."

October 10, 2008

Free Radio Jackson wrote:

> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message

> news:48ec04c1$0$67984$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...

>> Free Radio Jackson wrote:

>>> "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com> wrote in message

>>> news:op.ug92y3qc4buhsv@fx62.mshome.net...

>>>> On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:39:21 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:16:58 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>>>>> On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:53:53 -0400, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:54:15 -0400, ah frothed and

>>>>>>>>> foamed:

>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Porsche Monkey For Life wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On the long hot summer day of Tue, 08 Jul 2008

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 20:30:36 -0600,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deco dribbled:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:28 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sockpuppet sat

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taking

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:09:52 -0600, Art Deco attempted

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:20:07 -0600, Art Deco fixed me

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sockpuppet attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tehbot

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>> I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Your parents sure would be proud if they could see you now. I mean,

>>>>>>> WOAH, what an amazing contribution to the advancement of mankind...a

>>>>>>> CASCADE! I mean, holy shit, that's just the most incredible way of

>>>>>>> wasting your life EVAR! Your kids, all 38 of them (retards are

>>>>>>> always

>>>>>>> breeding like rabbits) sure can be PROUD of all that their father

>>>>>>> manage to "accomplish" with his life. nods

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Quiet, sock.

>>>

>>> Whatever happened to the 'Quiet Sock' thread?

>>

>> Quiet, sock.

> Quiet, sock.

Quiet, sock.

--

ah

November 23, 2008

On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:36:50 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

wrote:

>On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:36:43 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>> On Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:31:10 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:18:24 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:06:53 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:35:19 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:44:02 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:25:02 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Nothing. HELLO?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> You see, you're learning already. ^__^

>>>>>

>>>>> Incorrect.

>>>>

>>>> Well, I guess you're right, it's not so much that you're even capable

>>>> of learning so much as you're simply engineered to react properly

>>>> given a negative stimulus, even if you don't comprehend why.

>>>

>>> Not at all, I just know you're a fuckwit.

>>

>> Hence your little NEED to try and "explain" yourself, and to ME of

>> all people. LOL

>

>I have never explained myself.

LOL, who ever said you explained yourself, Fuckup? I said your need

to TRY and explain yourself. snicker

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 24, 2008

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 11:33:17 -0000, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:36:50 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

> wrote:

>

>>On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:36:43 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>> On Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:31:10 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:18:24 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:06:53 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:35:19 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:44:02 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>

<snip>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> You see, you're learning already. ^__^

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Incorrect.

>>>>>

>>>>> Well, I guess you're right, it's not so much that you're even capable

>>>>> of learning so much as you're simply engineered to react properly

>>>>> given a negative stimulus, even if you don't comprehend why.

>>>>

>>>> Not at all, I just know you're a fuckwit.

>>>

>>> Hence your little NEED to try and "explain" yourself, and to ME of

>>> all people. LOL

>>

>>I have never explained myself.

>

> LOL, who ever said you explained yourself, Fuckup? I said your need

> to TRY and explain yourself. snicker

I've never done that either.

--

http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com

Sign in a Bangkok temple:

"It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man."

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

Doctors office, Rome:

"Specialist in women and other diseases."

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :

"Drop your trousers here for the best results."

In a Nairobi restaurant:

"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."

On Anathi River Highway:

"Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

On a poster:

"Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."

In a city restaurant:

"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On automatic hand dryer:

"Do not activate with wet hands."

In a cemetery:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

"Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."

In a Tokyo bar:

"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

Hotel, Yugoslavia:

"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

Hotel, Japan:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

"It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other."

Hotel, Zurich:

"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

"Would you like to ride on your own ass?"

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

A laundry in Rome:

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

November 24, 2008

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:25:00 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 11:33:17 -0000, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>> On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:36:50 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>On Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:36:43 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:31:10 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:18:24 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:06:53 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:35:19 +0100, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:44:02 +0100, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>

>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

><snip>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> You see, you're learning already. ^__^

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Incorrect.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Well, I guess you're right, it's not so much that you're even capable

>>>>>> of learning so much as you're simply engineered to react properly

>>>>>> given a negative stimulus, even if you don't comprehend why.

>>>>>

>>>>> Not at all, I just know you're a fuckwit.

>>>>

>>>> Hence your little NEED to try and "explain" yourself, and to ME of

>>>> all people. LOL

>>>

>>>I have never explained myself.

>>

>> LOL, who ever said you explained yourself, Fuckup? I said your need

>> to TRY and explain yourself. snicker

>

>I've n<COCK SLAP>

You did WHAT with your sisters cooch?!

PS - this is me not asking you to explain yourself about explaining

yourself. nods

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 24, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> You did WHAT with your sisters cooch?!

>

> PS - this is me not asking you to explain yourself about explaining

> yourself. nods

>

I wonder what your new boss would think about your usenet activities,

c4r7 pU5h3r for MallWart?

http://walmartwatch.com/blog/archives/a_look_at_michael_duke/

Wowzers...all that cash given to the repugs by him!

November 24, 2008

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:18:43 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

wrote:

>I wonder what your new boss would think about your usenet activities,

>c4r7 pU5h3r for MallWart?

OH NOES!!1! Babyfur is threatening to go RL on me! Holyshit I'm done

for now! Seriously NO ONE as EVER thought of THAT before.

snicker Why if'n teh boss man finds out about these shady Usenet

shenanigans I'll be fired fur sure!

Yeah, you get right on that, Cuppycake.

Here's my impression of Babyfur callin up Wal Mart:

: "Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

:

: "Yes, hello, I'm from the Internet."

:

: "Uh...okay."

:

: "No, you don't understand, I'M FROM THE GAWD DAMN INTERNET."

:

: click

:

: "Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

:

: "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HANG UP ON ME GAWD DAMMIT THESE PHONE CARDS AREN'T CHEAP!!1!"

:

: click

:

: Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

:

: Babywulf bawling

:

: "Ma'am...ma'am are you okay? Is there something I can help you with?"

:

: "I WANT THAT FUCKER MAD THE HATTER TO BE FIRED, YOU FIRE HIM RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT OR I'LL CALL UR EMPLOYER AND GET YOU FIRED!!1!"

:

: click

Yeah, I think that about sums you up, eh Retard?

>http://walmartwatch.com/blog/archives/a_look_at_michael_duke/

>

>Wowzers...all that cash given to the repugs by him!

>

Fortunately for me, my "boss" doesn't believe everything he reads on

the Internet like you obviously do, Shortsighted. BTW Walmartwatch

has a very specific demographic in mind...namely those of lesser

intelligence looking to try and blame their horrible lot in life on

some big evul corporate monster. It's easier to blame your misfortune

and lack of trying on someone else, innt Babyfur? Tell us, how much

time do you think you spend frothing over Wal Mart haet material on

teh Interwebs? Does it help you to feel better about how shitty your

life is? You can just blame it all on "tha man", huh?

PS - do you think your employer would think very highly of you if you

were running around on the Internet threatening other people every

time you get a lil diaper-butt hurtz? Oh, wait, you're not employed,

LOL. Well, unless you count the allowance your mom gives you for

doing chores around the house. That's probably why you hate Wal Mart

so much, probably you applied for a job as a cart pusher and they

denied you because you were just too damn stupid. It certainly has

made you a bitter little snit, hasn't it? But can you really blame

them? I mean the last thing anyone would want is a fat, diapered

chimp fumbling all over the parking lot smashing carts into people's

cars. You should be thankful they didn't hire you, think of all the

embarrassment they saved you from!

PSS - don't the stAUKers have some kind of award for retards like you?

Or do you have some kind of "retard protection" that makes you exempt

from winning their little Webbie awards?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 24, 2008

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message

news:u8oji453hujt97v0mkdog2f69rvc12v505@4ax.com...

> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:18:43 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

> wrote:

>

> >I wonder what your new boss would think about your usenet activities,

> >c4r7 pU5h3r for MallWart?

>

> OH NOES!!1! Babyfur is threatening to go RL on me! Holyshit I'm done

> for now! Seriously NO ONE as EVER thought of THAT before.

> snicker Why if'n teh boss man finds out about these shady Usenet

> shenanigans I'll be fired fur sure!

>

> Yeah, you get right on that, Cuppycake.

>

> Here's my impression of Babyfur callin up Wal Mart:

>

> : "Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

> :

> : "Yes, hello, I'm from the Internet."

> :

> : "Uh...okay."

> :

> : "No, you don't understand, I'M FROM THE GAWD DAMN INTERNET."

> :

> : click

> :

> : "Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

> :

> : "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HANG UP ON ME GAWD DAMMIT THESE PHONE CARDS

AREN'T CHEAP!!1!"

> :

> : click

> :

> : Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

> :

> : Babywulf bawling

> :

> : "Ma'am...ma'am are you okay? Is there something I can help you

with?"

> :

> : "I WANT THAT FUCKER MAD THE HATTER TO BE FIRED, YOU FIRE HIM

RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT OR I'LL CALL UR EMPLOYER AND GET YOU FIRED!!1!"

> :

> : click

>

> Yeah, I think that about sums you up, eh Retard?

That was Great !!

> Fortunately for me, my "boss" doesn't believe everything he reads on

> the Internet like you obviously do, Shortsighted. BTW Walmartwatch

> has a very specific demographic in mind...namely those of lesser

> intelligence looking to try and blame their horrible lot in life on

> some big evul corporate monster. It's easier to blame your misfortune

> and lack of trying on someone else, innt Babyfur? Tell us, how much

> time do you think you spend frothing over Wal Mart haet material on

> teh Interwebs? Does it help you to feel better about how shitty your

> life is? You can just blame it all on "tha man", huh?

>

> PS - do you think your employer would think very highly of you if you

> were running around on the Internet threatening other people every

> time you get a lil diaper-butt hurtz? Oh, wait, you're not employed,

> LOL. Well, unless you count the allowance your mom gives you for

> doing chores around the house. That's probably why you hate Wal Mart

> so much, probably you applied for a job as a cart pusher and they

> denied you because you were just too damn stupid. It certainly has

> made you a bitter little snit, hasn't it? But can you really blame

> them? I mean the last thing anyone would want is a fat, diapered

> chimp fumbling all over the parking lot smashing carts into people's

> cars. You should be thankful they didn't hire you, think of all the

> embarrassment they saved you from!

Wolfus-Puss wouldn't have made it outside before being discovered in the

restroom "Pounding his Pud".

> PSS - don't the stAUKers have some kind of award for retards like you?

> Or do you have some kind of "retard protection" that makes you exempt

> from winning their little Webbie awards?

He's Pinky Sue Lamb's pvt. "Pet" much like col Jake the ape-man.

John C.

November 25, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:18:43 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

> wrote:

>

>> I wonder what your new boss would think about your usenet activities,

>> c4r7 pU5h3r for MallWart?

>

> OH NOES!!1! Babyfur is threatening to go RL on me!

ROTFLMAO!

Paranoid, much?

> Holyshit I'm done

> for now!

No, your shtick was old before you even started, c4r7 pU5h3r

> Seriously NO ONE as EVER thought of THAT before.

> snicker Why if'n teh boss man finds out about these shady Usenet

> shenanigans I'll be fired fur sure!

>

So WallMart does'nt care about the mental health of its employees?

Well that follows since then they'd have to give you like treatment &

stuff

> Yeah, you get right on that, Cuppycake.

>

> Here's my impression of Babyfur callin up Wal Mart:

>

More fantasies about me?

> : "Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

> :

> : "Yes, hello, I'm from the Internet."

> :

ROTFLMAO!

> : "Uh...okay."

> :

> : "No, you don't understand, I'M FROM THE GAWD DAMN INTERNET."

> :

> : click

> :

> : "Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

> :

> : "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HANG UP ON ME GAWD DAMMIT THESE PHONE CARDS AREN'T CHEAP!!1!"

> :

> : click

> :

> : Thank you for calling Wal Mart, how may I direct your call?"

> :

> : Babywulf bawling

> :

> : "Ma'am...ma'am are you okay? Is there something I can help you with?"

> :

> : "I WANT THAT FUCKER MAD THE HATTER TO BE FIRED, YOU FIRE HIM RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT OR I'LL CALL UR EMPLOYER AND GET YOU FIRED!!1!"

> :

> : click

>

> Yeah, I think that about sums you up, eh Retard?

>

Sorry, my phone card hace expired...

>> http://walmartwatch.com/blog/archives/a_look_at_michael_duke/

>>

>> Wowzers...all that cash given to the repugs by him!

>>

>

> Fortunately for me, my "boss" doesn't believe everything he reads on

> the Internet like you obviously do, Shortsighted. BTW Walmartwatch

> has a very specific demographic in mind

People who want fair treatment for workers, sure

>...namely those of lesser

> intelligence looking to try and blame their horrible lot in life on

> some big evul corporate monster.

You sound kinda testy...struck a nerve, fAiL3d w3bm4s73r?

It's easier to blame your misfortune

> and lack of trying on someone else, innt Babyfur? Tell us, how much

> time do you think you spend frothing over Wal Mart haet material on

> teh Interwebs? Does it help you to feel better about how shitty your

> life is? You can just blame it all on "tha man", huh?

>

Not that much time. Less than the time it takes to get you frothing