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Guest gregvk
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Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:4iri549br89omq64k02d4ri2vpv6d6f394@4ax.com:

> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>

>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

>>> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

>>> through too well, didja Greggles?

>

>>You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>

> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to them,

> etc, etc.

 

PPOSTFU

 

Free cl00, MORON, fraud is ILLEGAL, at least here in the

> states it is.

 

Then why didn't you just call the cops and let them handle it?

>>> Next tiam try harder to NOT look

>>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches on

>>> my nyme day and night.

>

>>Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally

>>fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing, slimebucket.

>

> Again, there's a BIG difference between that and letting someone know

> that they've been a victim of fraud...not that a raving fuckin

> lunakook like YOU would be able to tell the difference.

 

Nor do you, apparently, since the email of yours in that thread doesn't

mention fraud. It basically just says you think their website sucks.

>>> Concerning that thread, this is my favorite post (I fixed the typos):

>>> "You should feel honored that we've all put so much time and effort

in

>>> to laming you in this thread."

>>>

>>> ...quite frankly, I'm not really honored at all so much as baffled as

>>> to why someone would sacrifice their entire meandering little stain

of

>>> a life just to froth in idiocy over ME of all people.

>

>>He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

>

> Yeah because that wouldn't have been completely fuckin retarded.

 

[pitysnipped incoherent rambling]

 

Feel free to repost that in a way that makes an ounce of sense to normal

people, froth boi.

>>> Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

>>> really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

>>> nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

>>> they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're a

>>> criminal who's committing fraud. For spankards liak you who always

>>> need to change yer nyme from too much butthurtz, yeah I guess you see

>>> trolling, UPA and the art of making you a pants pissing little emo

>>> whiner to be of a criminal act, huh Greggles?

>

>>Criminal act?

>

> Yeah, criminal act, you fuckin idiot.

 

So which law enforcement organization did you report it to? Crimes have

to be reported, you know. Got a case number or something?

>>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't

>>> want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to people

>>> what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

>

>>Freudian slip there, Mattie?

>

> ...I don't think you know what that means, Rhonda.

 

Oh, so you were just so filled with excruciating butthurt over this fun

li'l party that you couldn't form a decent English sentence. Got it.

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Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
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On 18 Jun 2008 21:08:12 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>news:4iri549br89omq64k02d4ri2vpv6d6f394@4ax.com:

>

>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>

>>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

>>>> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

>>>> through too well, didja Greggles?

>>

>>>You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>>

>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to them,

>> etc, etc.

>

>PPO<COCK SLAP>

 

Yer done now, Greggles, put it down. Go Google dive for something

else to obsess over you terminal Hatter Addict. Yeesh, what a fuckin

lunakook, raving the fuck on about some posts I made around a YEAR

ago, threatening me with lawsuits, frothing in rage about how some

poser class dipshit fraud artist is somehow a "professional"...tha

fuck...I think Gregs been sampling the drain cleaner again...and

possibly the anti-freeze as well.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest gregvk
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Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

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> On 18 Jun 2008 21:08:12 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>

>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>news:4iri549br89omq64k02d4ri2vpv6d6f394@4ax.com:

>>

>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

>>>>> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

>>>>> through too well, didja Greggles?

>>>

>>>>You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>>>

>>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to them,

>>> etc, etc.

>>

>>PPOSTFU<COCK SLAP>

>

> Yer done now, Greggles, put it down.

 

The foam-tank finally empty? That's hardly surprising, since you've been

spewing nonstop for like two or three full days now.

 

SPANK

Guest Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>

>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board

>>> from A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

>>> through too well, didja Greggles?

>

>> You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>

> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to them,

> etc, etc.

 

Fraud has a very specific definition, Mattie.

 

So does libel.

 

Reid 1, Hatter 0

> Free cl00, MORON, fraud is ILLEGAL, at least here in the

> states it is. If you make a deal with a client and promise them

> UNIQUE content that's all their own, only to be delivered cookie

> cutter bullshit that YOU DIDN'T MAKE...yeah...that's fucking fraud,

> you MORON!

 

See above.

> Essentially, by your logic, if you knew someone online was a

>

>>> Next tiam try harder to NOT look

>>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches

>>> on my nyme day and night.

>

>> Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally

>> fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing, slimebucket.

>

> This from the real-lifing, insane, slimebucket who supports going RL

> on people for butt hurtz and trying to froth off lies in order to get

> "revenve" against them for hurting yer wittle feewings.

 

Um...Mattie, I do not support going real life on anyone. I did, however,

once take defensive measures against someone who went real life on me.

> Again, there's a BIG difference between that and letting someone know

> that they've been a victim of fraud...not that a raving fuckin

> lunakook like YOU would be able to tell the difference.

 

Maybe next time you should talk to a lawyer first.

>>> Concerning that thread, this is my favorite post (I fixed the

>>> typos): "You should feel honored that we've all put so much time

>>> and effort in to laming you in this thread."

>>>

>>> ...quite frankly, I'm not really honored at all so much as baffled

>>> as to why someone would sacrifice their entire meandering little

>>> stain of a life just to froth in idiocy over ME of all people.

>

>> He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

>

> Yeah because that wouldn't have been completely fuckin retarded.

> Anyone is perfectly free to contact any potential client, tell them

> what's wrong with their shit, and then offer them the services to fix

> the shit.

 

So you cruise the net looking for ways to undermine people?

 

What a life you live.

> The only seperating factor is goal. If you're doing it for

> revenge cause you got the verbal butthurtz real bad...yeah, yer a

> fuckhead, plain and simple. But if you're doing it with the genuine

> intent to HELP the company in question because they obviously got

> taken in by a scam artist, then it's perfectly peachy.

 

Right.

 

Apparently, though, the person you contacted wasn't interested in your

services.

> At that point,

> it's really NOT about the scam artist, it's about their client that

> they fucked over. As I recall, in the emails I sent to his clients, I

> never even mentioned him specifically in any way, I simply gave a

> straight up, direct critique of their sites...a service which normally

> runs for upwards of $200 to $300 that I gave them for free. And it's

> not liak his is a unique case, I email companies ALL THE TIME to

> critique their shit, 99% of the time having no idea who the original

> designer or designers are. And further, even moar will actively post

> to ADG directly ASKING ME for that level of critique of their sites.

> Simply put, that scam artist didn't liak getting exposed as a scam

> artist, so he tried to make it personal, he tried to make it about

> him, when really he never even entered into the equation originally.

> Again, he was NEVER mentioned by name, directly or indirectly in the

> emails I sent to his clients.

 

Jesus.

>>> Oh, BTW, Greggles, I know yer liak uber stupid and all, so you can't

>>> really tell the difference, but really, there's liak a gawd damn

>>> nuclear EXPLOSION of difference between going RL on someone because

>>> they made you all butthurtz and going RL on someone because they're

>>> a criminal who's committing fraud. For spankards liak you who

>>> always need to change yer nyme from too much butthurtz, yeah I

>>> guess you see trolling, UPA and the art of making you a pants

>>> pissing little emo whiner to be of a criminal act, huh Greggles?

>

>> Criminal act?

>

> Yeah, criminal act, you fuckin idiot. There are no shortage of scam

> artist "designers" on the web lying to clients and selling them cookie

> cutter bullshit on the promise of unique designs. Such situations

> often result in rather incredible lawsuits when one company suddenly

> see's another company with the same site as theirs. Rather than find

> out if they were scammed by the designer they'll often ASSume that the

> other company simply ripped them off and then they'll waste thousands,

> even hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lawsuit that'll eventually

> prove they both got suckered.

 

Cite?

 

What I mean is, do you have an example? I've actually seen some examples

of copyright and trademark infringement in this area, and I believe

you're talking out your ass.

> Of course you support going RL on people for the verbal butthurtz they

> inflict upon you, so I guess it wouldn't be much of a stretch to

> assume that you also support scam artists and frauds.

>

>>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't

>>> want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to

>>> people what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

>

>> Freudian slip there, Mattie?

>

> ...I don't think you know what that means, Rhonda. rolls eyes

 

Re-read that last line, Mattie. The one immediately above my comment on

your Freudian slip. Slowly.

 

--

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

 

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will

scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will

refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something

which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he

will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is

explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

Guest Art Deco
Posted

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1

>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>

>> gregvk wrote:

>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>

>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>

>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>

>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>> something special.

>>>

>>> Get a load of this:

>>>

>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>

>> Wow. Just wow.

>>

>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>

>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>

>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

>>

>> Whatta whack job.

>

>Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who

 

Congratulations, you sucked in Rhonduh.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On 19 Jun 2008 00:38:15 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>news:1f6j54hp9i68bh69mpl4vmqqs7rda94afu@4ax.com:

>

>> On 18 Jun 2008 21:08:12 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>

>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>news:4iri549br89omq64k02d4ri2vpv6d6f394@4ax.com:

>>>

>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board from

>>>>>> A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

>>>>>> through too well, didja Greggles?

>>>>

>>>>>You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>>>>

>>>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to them,

>>>> etc, etc.

>>>

>>>PPOSTFU<COCK SLAP>

>>

>> Yer done now, Greggles, put it down.

>

>The fo<COCK SLAP>

 

How's the law suit coming, Greggles?

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest ???hw?f
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:13 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

> wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:24:33 +0000, gregvk wrote:

>>

>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>> news:1l6g54544mghcda09sugq9sbeerf3go3go@4ax.com:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> You'd think that MallWart would be concerned about their employees

>>>>>> mental health issues.

>>>>>> :(

>>>>>>

>>>>>Do you think WallMart should be warned about an employee

>>>>>who might go postal at any moment? What would happen if

>>>>>the management were to see the nut job's writings? It's

>>>>>obvious from his posts that there is something very wrong

>>>>>with him. Perhaps our sense of civic duty should prod us

>>>>>into action to prevent any harm to innocent people by

>>>>>warning WallMart about Obviously Mental Hatter?

>>>>

>>>> You should get right on that, Child Molestor. Go on and show everyone

>>>> just how much you're "really ignoring" me by going all crazy stupid

>>>> stalker and calling up my employer in a froth to tell them about how

>>>> your Usenet posts (be sure to mention the name Usenet so you'll really

>>>> tip them off to what a raving lunakook you are) somehow PROEV! that

>>>> I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>>> you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>>>

>>>> nods

>>>>

>>>> Oh yeah, THAT sure won't make you look like a complete fuckin retard

>>>> completely obsessed with me (online and off). Do be sure and try to

>>>> explain (for the thousandth time now) how you're not REALLY a Hatter

>>>> Addict and how you're REALLY actually ignoring me and how you're not

>>>> REALLY actually a frothing lunatic with endless butthurtz. I'm sure

>>>> you'll be able to convince EVERYBODY this time.

>>>>

>>>> PS - doesn't this sort of kook behavior liak auto-nominate the

>>>> pedophile for some kind of stAUKer award? I guess maybe those roolies

>>>> don't count though if the spankard kook in question is frothing in

>>>> idiocy over me though, after all, the stAUKers don't much like dat

>>>> mean 'ol Mad Hatter. ^__^

>>>

>>> Nice froth.

>>>

>>> It really scares the fucking shit out of you when there's talk of

>>> linking your OL shit with your IRL world, huh. LOL

>>

>>Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>

> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

> defend his frothing RL rage. It must be REALLY embarrassing when one

> of yer own (a Hatter hater) goes and says something so incredibly

> stupid that it really just puts flares up all around the sad fact that

> all you drooling lackwits are terminally fucking obsessed with

> everything "me". Hence your little "need" to defend the chromosomal

> deficient.

>

 

Thats pretty funny coming from a guy who speaks of himself in the third

person.

 

--

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15347

Guest ???hw?f
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:

> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1

> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>

>> gregvk wrote:

>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>

>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>

>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>

>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>> something special.

>>>

>>> Get a load of this:

>>>

>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>

>> Wow. Just wow.

>>

>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>

>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>

>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

>>

>> Whatta whack job.

>

> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.

> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis

> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will

> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For

> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same

> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.

 

The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only

enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."

 

Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw

one :(

 

Poor kid.

 

--

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15347

Guest Avoid normal situations.
Posted

In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:

> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

> exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:35 +0900, The 2-Belo

>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>

>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

>>>exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>

>>>>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>>>you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>>

>>>Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".

>>

>>...what?

> LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

 

belch

 

--

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"Enemy -- SP (Suppressive Person) Order. Fair Game. May be deprived of

property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline

of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed."

-- L. Ron Hubbard, "Fair Game Doctrine"

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:04:04 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

<nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>

>>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board

>>>> from A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this one

>>>> through too well, didja Greggles?

>>

>>> You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to them,

>> etc, etc.

>Fraud has a very specific definition, Mattie.

 

Yeah which you don't seem to grasp...at all. Not that it comes as a

surprise, it's not as if you're involved with any industry on that

level. As a free lancing graphic artist and web designer I deal with

those sorts of laws on, literarily, a daily basis. You have to be

VERY careful how you word your contracts, because otherwise you can

get yerself into a whole world of shit. I've seen some morons who

will advertise something liak, "unlimited revisions!" only to wind up

severely fucked when a company actually calls them on it and starts

sending them work to "revise" on a daily basis. You also have to be

careful regarding ownership of the content, for example they might

have something in their contract that if you make something for them

that they own exclusive rights to it, which wouldn't be good if it was

a concept or design that you wanted to be able to sell to others (ala

Bill Gates DOS style). Emails also act as binding contracts so you

REALLY have to watch yer Ps and Qs when emailing clients, because if

you accidentally promise them something, yeah, you can't go back on it

later. And liak all that, if you promise a client that you're

constructing ORIGINAL content for them, then you had BETTER not be

simply reselling them a prefab cookie cutter template you bitched off

some freebie site. Otherwise it's FRAUD, you stupid fuckjob.

>So does libel.

 

It can't be libel unless the person in question is mentioned directly,

and even then in order for it to be libel it would have to NOT fall

under fair use laws regarding satire and it would have to be UNTRUE.

It's not libel if it's the truth, you fuckin retard. Tha fuck...how

fuckin stupid are you?

>Reid 0, Hatter 1

 

Fixed yer typos.

>> Free cl00, MORON, fraud is ILLEGAL, at least here in the

>> states it is. If you make a deal with a client and promise them

>> UNIQUE content that's all their own, only to be delivered cookie

>> cutter bullshit that YOU DIDN'T MAKE...yeah...that's fucking fraud,

>> you MORON!

>See above.

 

If you were right why didn't he take his tweenage muppet fuck

e-lawyers "advice" and sue me? I mean by your retardation of

comprehension he should have won EASILY, open and shut case...too bad

yer retardation doesn't account for REALITY, huh bitchtits?

>>>> Next tiam try harder to NOT look

>>>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches

>>>> on my nyme day and night.

>>> Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally

>>> fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing, slimebucket.

>> This from the real-lifing, insane, slimebucket who supports going RL

>> on people for butt hurtz and trying to froth off lies in order to get

>> "revenve" against them for hurting yer wittle feewings.

>Um...Mattie, I do not support going real life on anyone.

 

Greg started frothing about how he was going to make liak Uncle Child

Molester and go RL on me, you then replied to his posts in yer usual

butt slurping capacity and basically agreed with him (ie supported his

plans to go RL).

>I did, however,

>once take defensive measures against someone who went real life on me.

 

I've only had a couple of people ever try and go RL on me...but then

they wound up looking liak lunatics in the process and we all had a

good laugh about it. Most people don't know what a "usenet is" and

most people, when someone brings up conversations online, won't take

them seriously, simply because you can't, because you have no idea

whether it's real in any way or not. I mean I could very easily start

posting under anyone's RL name/address/phone number and claim whatever

I liak...there's no way to tell definitively what is and what isn't

real online. Plus if you phone someone up because yer all butthurt

over some online "Internet fight"...yeah, yer credibility is pretty

much gonna drop to zero and whoever yer talkin to is gonna think yer a

fuckin retard.

>> Again, there's a BIG difference between that and letting someone know

>> that they've been a victim of fraud...not that a raving fuckin

>> lunakook like YOU would be able to tell the difference.

>Maybe next time you should talk to a lawyer first.

 

Maybe next time YOU should talk to a lawyer first, so you can avoid

looking so completely fuckin stupid. You OBVIOUSLY haven't ever

studied case law or even fuckin READ any of the laws on the books. I

even go so far as to delve into all the local laws and regulations

concerning my area. Liak nyah:

http://www.codepublishing.com/WA/wallawalla/wallawallant.html

>>> He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

>> Yeah because that wouldn't have been completely fuckin retarded.

>> Anyone is perfectly free to contact any potential client, tell them

>> what's wrong with their shit, and then offer them the services to fix

>> the shit.

>So you cruise the net looking for ways to undermine people?

>

>What a life you live.

 

When it comes to scam artists, spammers, rip-off artist and the

liak...definitely. Those sorts of people NEED to be stopped, lest

they start making moar victims. Further, in my industry as a free

lancer it becomes VERY important to get rid of these fucks because

they give the whole free lancing industry a bad nyme. At this point a

good 90% of my business comes from companies that got burned by

someone else who claimed to be something they weren't and then

couldn't deliver what they promised or delivered it in such a halfass,

shit smeared way that it was basically just money they threw in the

shitter. A lot of what I do as far as free lancing is reconstruction

of something that some n00b level, poser class, college flunkie tried

to make and then failed miserably.

>> The only seperating factor is goal. If you're doing it for

>> revenge cause you got the verbal butthurtz real bad...yeah, yer a

>> fuckhead, plain and simple. But if you're doing it with the genuine

>> intent to HELP the company in question because they obviously got

>> taken in by a scam artist, then it's perfectly peachy.

>Right.

>

>Apparently, though, the person you contacted wasn't interested in your

>services.

 

Actually they agreed with me, told me that they had expected moar than

what they got but then said they couldn't really afford it to have all

the problems corrected or a new site built, but if/when they did they

would keep me in mind. There's a VERY high likelihood that they will

eventually become clients of mine, simply because I was so open and

honest with them.

>> At that point,

>> it's really NOT about the scam artist, it's about their client that

>> they fucked over. As I recall, in the emails I sent to his clients, I

>> never even mentioned him specifically in any way, I simply gave a

>> straight up, direct critique of their sites...a service which normally

>> runs for upwards of $200 to $300 that I gave them for free. And it's

>> not liak his is a unique case, I email companies ALL THE TIME to

>> critique their shit, 99% of the time having no idea who the original

>> designer or designers are. And further, even moar will actively post

>> to ADG directly ASKING ME for that level of critique of their sites.

>> Simply put, that scam artist didn't liak getting exposed as a scam

>> artist, so he tried to make it personal, he tried to make it about

>> him, when really he never even entered into the equation originally.

>> Again, he was NEVER mentioned by name, directly or indirectly in the

>> emails I sent to his clients.

>Jesus.

 

No I never mentioned Jesus's name either, Fruit Loop.

>> Yeah, criminal act, you fuckin idiot. There are no shortage of scam

>> artist "designers" on the web lying to clients and selling them cookie

>> cutter bullshit on the promise of unique designs. Such situations

>> often result in rather incredible lawsuits when one company suddenly

>> see's another company with the same site as theirs. Rather than find

>> out if they were scammed by the designer they'll often ASSume that the

>> other company simply ripped them off and then they'll waste thousands,

>> even hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lawsuit that'll eventually

>> prove they both got suckered.

>Cite?

>

>What I mean is, do you have an example? I've actually seen some examples

>of copyright and trademark infringement in this area, and I believe

>you're talking out your ass.

 

I'm not going to go and look them up for you, Dipshit. DYOFDW. Go

find the original thread in ADG, it should be archived in Google, in

which there were over a half dozen different examples given. To put

it bluntly, you aren't arguing anything that hasn't already been

presented and then ripped all apart (and not simply by me). You ought

to subscribe to ADG if you want to get in on these sorts of

discussions because they come up so often, especially stuff in regards

to spec work and the liak.

>>>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you wouldn't

>>>> want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of proving to

>>>> people what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

>>> Freudian slip there, Mattie?

>> ...I don't think you know what that means, Rhonda. rolls eyes

>Re-read that last line, Mattie. The one immediately above my comment on

>your Freudian slip. Slowly.

 

I've read it, Stupid, I left off the 'e' from 'are'...a typing mistake

isn't in itself a Freudian Slip, you moron. If I had maybe

accidentally substitute the word "I" for "you" THEN you would have

grounds for claiming a Freudian Slip, but otherwise, no. It's a

simple typing mistake, nothing more, nothing less. Your little NEED

to try and see it as moar than that is pretty telling though. Further,

even if I had made such a mistake, it wouldn't make any fuckin sense

at all since:

A. I can't be a Hatter Addict

and

B. I've already freely posted all my personal information

....so there's nothing TO out in that regard, you fuckin idiot.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

wrote:

>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:

>

>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1

>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>>

>>> gregvk wrote:

>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>>

>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>>

>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>>

>>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>>> something special.

>>>>

>>>> Get a load of this:

>>>>

>>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>>

>>> Wow. Just wow.

>>>

>>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>>

>>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>>

>>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

>>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

>>>

>>> Whatta whack job.

>>

>> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.

>> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis

>> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will

>> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For

>> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same

>> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.

>

>The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only

>enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."

>

>Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw

>one :(

>

>Poor kid.

 

That's not mine exactly you stupid fuckjob, but 100 kookla points to

whomever can cite the original source (you might have trouble finding

it though because I think I reworded the original a bit).

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Posted

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:04:04 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>

>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board

>>>>> from A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this

>>>>> one through too well, didja Greggles?

>>>

>>>> You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>

>>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to

>>> them, etc, etc.

>

>> Fraud has a very specific definition, Mattie.

>

> Yeah which you don't seem to grasp...at all. Not that it comes as a

> surprise, it's not as if you're involved with any industry on that

> level. As a free lancing graphic artist and web designer I deal with

> those sorts of laws on, literarily, a daily basis. You have to be

> VERY careful how you word your contracts, because otherwise you can

> get yerself into a whole world of shit. I've seen some morons who

> will advertise something liak, "unlimited revisions!" only to wind up

> severely fucked when a company actually calls them on it and starts

> sending them work to "revise" on a daily basis. You also have to be

> careful regarding ownership of the content, for example they might

> have something in their contract that if you make something for them

> that they own exclusive rights to it, which wouldn't be good if it was

> a concept or design that you wanted to be able to sell to others (ala

> Bill Gates DOS style). Emails also act as binding contracts so you

> REALLY have to watch yer Ps and Qs when emailing clients, because if

> you accidentally promise them something, yeah, you can't go back on it

> later. And liak all that, if you promise a client that you're

> constructing ORIGINAL content for them, then you had BETTER not be

> simply reselling them a prefab cookie cutter template you bitched off

> some freebie site. Otherwise it's FRAUD, you stupid fuckjob.

 

So...in other words...without knowing the nature of Reid's contract with

his client, you took upon yourself the assumption that he had violated

it.

 

BTW, part of what I do for a living is drafting agreements of various

kinds.

>> So does libel.

>

> It can't be libel unless the person in question is mentioned directly,

> and even then in order for it to be libel it would have to NOT fall

> under fair use laws regarding satire and it would have to be UNTRUE.

> It's not libel if it's the truth, you fuckin retard. Tha fuck...how

> fuckin stupid are you?

>

>> Reid 1, Hatter -1

>

> Fixed yer typos.

 

Fixed mine and yours.

>>> Free cl00, MORON, fraud is ILLEGAL, at least here in the

>>> states it is. If you make a deal with a client and promise them

>>> UNIQUE content that's all their own, only to be delivered cookie

>>> cutter bullshit that YOU DIDN'T MAKE...yeah...that's fucking fraud,

>>> you MORON!

>

>> See above.

>

> If you were right why didn't he take his tweenage muppet fuck

> e-lawyers "advice" and sue me?

 

His client ignored you, so he had no damages to speak of. Suing you as a

matter of principle would've been pointless.

> I mean by your retardation of

> comprehension he should have won EASILY, open and shut case...too bad

> yer retardation doesn't account for REALITY, huh bitchtits?

 

There was nothing for him to win that he didn't already have, i.e., his

client's satisfaction, goodwill and money.

>>>>> Next tiam try harder to NOT look

>>>>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches

>>>>> on my nyme day and night.

>

>>>> Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally

>>>> fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing,

>>>> slimebucket.

>

>>> This from the real-lifing, insane, slimebucket who supports going RL

>>> on people for butt hurtz and trying to froth off lies in order to

>>> get "revenve" against them for hurting yer wittle feewings.

>

>> Um...Mattie, I do not support going real life on anyone.

>

> Greg started frothing about how he was going to make liak Uncle Child

> Molester and go RL on me, you then replied to his posts in yer usual

> butt slurping capacity and basically agreed with him (ie supported his

> plans to go RL).

 

Um...you really work at WalMart, Mattie? I didn't realize that was

truth, not troll.

>> I did, however,

>> once take defensive measures against someone who went real life on

>> me.

>

> I've only had a couple of people ever try and go RL on me...but then

> they wound up looking liak lunatics in the process and we all had a

> good laugh about it. Most people don't know what a "usenet is" and

> most people, when someone brings up conversations online, won't take

> them seriously, simply because you can't, because you have no idea

> whether it's real in any way or not. I mean I could very easily start

> posting under anyone's RL name/address/phone number and claim whatever

> I liak...there's no way to tell definitively what is and what isn't

> real online. Plus if you phone someone up because yer all butthurt

> over some online "Internet fight"...yeah, yer credibility is pretty

> much gonna drop to zero and whoever yer talkin to is gonna think yer a

> fuckin retard.

>

>>> Again, there's a BIG difference between that and letting someone

>>> know that they've been a victim of fraud...not that a raving fuckin

>>> lunakook like YOU would be able to tell the difference.

>

>> Maybe next time you should talk to a lawyer first.

>

> Maybe next time YOU should talk to a lawyer first, so you can avoid

> looking so completely fuckin stupid. You OBVIOUSLY haven't ever

> studied case law or even fuckin READ any of the laws on the books. I

> even go so far as to delve into all the local laws and regulations

> concerning my area. Liak nyah:

> http://www.codepublishing.com/WA/wallawalla/wallawallant.html

 

I'm not sure what the municipal code of Walla Walla has to do with this

discussion, but okay.

>>>> He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

>

>>> Yeah because that wouldn't have been completely fuckin retarded.

>>> Anyone is perfectly free to contact any potential client, tell them

>>> what's wrong with their shit, and then offer them the services to

>>> fix the shit.

>

>> So you cruise the net looking for ways to undermine people?

>>

>> What a life you live.

>

> When it comes to scam artists, spammers, rip-off artist and the

> liak...definitely. Those sorts of people NEED to be stopped, lest

> they start making moar victims.

 

Libeling your peers is not the way to do it.

> Further, in my industry as a free

> lancer it becomes VERY important to get rid of these fucks because

> they give the whole free lancing industry a bad nyme. At this point a

> good 90% of my business comes from companies that got burned by

> someone else who claimed to be something they weren't and then

> couldn't deliver what they promised or delivered it in such a halfass,

> shit smeared way that it was basically just money they threw in the

> shitter. A lot of what I do as far as free lancing is reconstruction

> of something that some n00b level, poser class, college flunkie tried

> to make and then failed miserably.

>

>>> The only seperating factor is goal. If you're doing it for

>>> revenge cause you got the verbal butthurtz real bad...yeah, yer a

>>> fuckhead, plain and simple. But if you're doing it with the genuine

>>> intent to HELP the company in question because they obviously got

>>> taken in by a scam artist, then it's perfectly peachy.

>

>> Right.

>>

>> Apparently, though, the person you contacted wasn't interested in

>> your services.

>

> Actually they agreed with me, told me that they had expected moar than

> what they got but then said they couldn't really afford it to have all

> the problems corrected or a new site built, but if/when they did they

> would keep me in mind. There's a VERY high likelihood that they will

> eventually become clients of mine, simply because I was so open and

> honest with them.

 

You've never taken a course in business ethics, I guess.

>>> At that point,

>>> it's really NOT about the scam artist, it's about their client that

>>> they fucked over. As I recall, in the emails I sent to his

>>> clients, I never even mentioned him specifically in any way, I

>>> simply gave a straight up, direct critique of their sites...a

>>> service which normally runs for upwards of $200 to $300 that I gave

>>> them for free. And it's not liak his is a unique case, I email

>>> companies ALL THE TIME to critique their shit, 99% of the time

>>> having no idea who the original designer or designers are. And

>>> further, even moar will actively post to ADG directly ASKING ME for

>>> that level of critique of their sites. Simply put, that scam artist

>>> didn't liak getting exposed as a scam artist, so he tried to make

>>> it personal, he tried to make it about him, when really he never

>>> even entered into the equation originally. Again, he was NEVER

>>> mentioned by name, directly or indirectly in the emails I sent to

>>> his clients.

>

>> Jesus.

>

> No I never mentioned Jesus's name either, Fruit Loop.

>

>>> Yeah, criminal act, you fuckin idiot. There are no shortage of scam

>>> artist "designers" on the web lying to clients and selling them

>>> cookie cutter bullshit on the promise of unique designs. Such

>>> situations often result in rather incredible lawsuits when one

>>> company suddenly see's another company with the same site as

>>> theirs. Rather than find out if they were scammed by the designer

>>> they'll often ASSume that the other company simply ripped them off

>>> and then they'll waste thousands, even hundreds of thousands of

>>> dollars on a lawsuit that'll eventually prove they both got

>>> suckered.

>

>> Cite?

>>

>> What I mean is, do you have an example? I've actually seen some

>> examples of copyright and trademark infringement in this area, and I

>> believe you're talking out your ass.

>

> I'm not going to go and look them up for you, Dipshit. DYOFDW. Go

> find the original thread in ADG, it should be archived in Google, in

> which there were over a half dozen different examples given. To put

> it bluntly, you aren't arguing anything that hasn't already been

> presented and then ripped all apart (and not simply by me). You ought

> to subscribe to ADG if you want to get in on these sorts of

> discussions because they come up so often, especially stuff in regards

> to spec work and the liak.

 

In other words, you have no cite.

>>>>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you

>>>>> wouldn't want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of

>>>>> proving to people what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

>

>>>> Freudian slip there, Mattie?

>

>>> ...I don't think you know what that means, Rhonda. rolls eyes

>

>> Re-read that last line, Mattie. The one immediately above my comment

>> on your Freudian slip. Slowly.

>

> I've read it, Stupid, I left off the 'e' from 'are'...

 

You left off the "Addict" from "Hatter," dumbass. Now read the sentence

again, since your eyes continue to slide over your "slip."

> a typing mistake

> isn't in itself a Freudian Slip, you moron. If I had maybe

> accidentally substitute the word "I" for "you" THEN you would have

> grounds for claiming a Freudian Slip, but otherwise, no. It's a

> simple typing mistake, nothing more, nothing less. Your little NEED

> to try and see it as moar than that is pretty telling though. Further,

> even if I had made such a mistake, it wouldn't make any fuckin sense

> at all since:

> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict

 

But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."

> and

> B. I've already freely posted all my personal information

> ...so there's nothing TO out in that regard, you fuckin idiot.

 

Okay.

 

--

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

 

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will

scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will

refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something

which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he

will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is

explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

Guest Respondant
Posted

"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:04:04 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>

>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board

>>>>>> from A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this

>>>>>> one through too well, didja Greggles?

>>>>

>>>>> You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>>

>>>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to

>>>> them, etc, etc.

>>

>>> Fraud has a very specific definition, Mattie.

>>

>> Yeah which you don't seem to grasp...at all. Not that it comes as a

>> surprise, it's not as if you're involved with any industry on that

>> level. As a free lancing graphic artist and web designer I deal with

>> those sorts of laws on, literarily, a daily basis. You have to be

>> VERY careful how you word your contracts, because otherwise you can

>> get yerself into a whole world of shit. I've seen some morons who

>> will advertise something liak, "unlimited revisions!" only to wind up

>> severely fucked when a company actually calls them on it and starts

>> sending them work to "revise" on a daily basis. You also have to be

>> careful regarding ownership of the content, for example they might

>> have something in their contract that if you make something for them

>> that they own exclusive rights to it, which wouldn't be good if it was

>> a concept or design that you wanted to be able to sell to others (ala

>> Bill Gates DOS style). Emails also act as binding contracts so you

>> REALLY have to watch yer Ps and Qs when emailing clients, because if

>> you accidentally promise them something, yeah, you can't go back on it

>> later. And liak all that, if you promise a client that you're

>> constructing ORIGINAL content for them, then you had BETTER not be

>> simply reselling them a prefab cookie cutter template you bitched off

>> some freebie site. Otherwise it's FRAUD, you stupid fuckjob.

>

> So...in other words...without knowing the nature of Reid's contract with

> his client, you took upon yourself the assumption that he had violated it.

>

> BTW, part of what I do for a living is drafting agreements of various

> kinds.

>

>>> So does libel.

>>

>> It can't be libel unless the person in question is mentioned directly,

>> and even then in order for it to be libel it would have to NOT fall

>> under fair use laws regarding satire and it would have to be UNTRUE.

>> It's not libel if it's the truth, you fuckin retard. Tha fuck...how

>> fuckin stupid are you?

>>

>>> Reid 1, Hatter -1

>>

>> Fixed yer typos.

>

> Fixed mine and yours.

>

>>>> Free cl00, MORON, fraud is ILLEGAL, at least here in the

>>>> states it is. If you make a deal with a client and promise them

>>>> UNIQUE content that's all their own, only to be delivered cookie

>>>> cutter bullshit that YOU DIDN'T MAKE...yeah...that's fucking fraud,

>>>> you MORON!

>>

>>> See above.

>>

>> If you were right why didn't he take his tweenage muppet fuck

>> e-lawyers "advice" and sue me?

>

> His client ignored you, so he had no damages to speak of. Suing you as a

> matter of principle would've been pointless.

>

>> I mean by your retardation of

>> comprehension he should have won EASILY, open and shut case...too bad

>> yer retardation doesn't account for REALITY, huh bitchtits?

>

> There was nothing for him to win that he didn't already have, i.e., his

> client's satisfaction, goodwill and money.

>

>>>>>> Next tiam try harder to NOT look

>>>>>> liak a complete fuckin Hatter Addict whose running Google searches

>>>>>> on my nyme day and night.

>>

>>>>> Everyone is going to be googling you now to see what other totally

>>>>> fuckheaded things you've done, you insane, real-lifing,

>>>>> slimebucket.

>>

>>>> This from the real-lifing, insane, slimebucket who supports going RL

>>>> on people for butt hurtz and trying to froth off lies in order to

>>>> get "revenve" against them for hurting yer wittle feewings.

>>

>>> Um...Mattie, I do not support going real life on anyone.

>>

>> Greg started frothing about how he was going to make liak Uncle Child

>> Molester and go RL on me, you then replied to his posts in yer usual

>> butt slurping capacity and basically agreed with him (ie supported his

>> plans to go RL).

>

> Um...you really work at WalMart, Mattie? I didn't realize that was truth,

> not troll.

 

I wondered about that as well. I mean, to hear him tell the story he's an

uber-talented webmaster with tons of clients. So why on earth would he need

to subsidize his income fucking around in WallMart for a few hundred bucks a

week?

>>> I did, however,

>>> once take defensive measures against someone who went real life on

>>> me.

>>

>> I've only had a couple of people ever try and go RL on me...but then

>> they wound up looking liak lunatics in the process and we all had a

>> good laugh about it. Most people don't know what a "usenet is" and

>> most people, when someone brings up conversations online, won't take

>> them seriously, simply because you can't, because you have no idea

>> whether it's real in any way or not. I mean I could very easily start

>> posting under anyone's RL name/address/phone number and claim whatever

>> I liak...there's no way to tell definitively what is and what isn't

>> real online. Plus if you phone someone up because yer all butthurt

>> over some online "Internet fight"...yeah, yer credibility is pretty

>> much gonna drop to zero and whoever yer talkin to is gonna think yer a

>> fuckin retard.

>>

>>>> Again, there's a BIG difference between that and letting someone

>>>> know that they've been a victim of fraud...not that a raving fuckin

>>>> lunakook like YOU would be able to tell the difference.

>>

>>> Maybe next time you should talk to a lawyer first.

>>

>> Maybe next time YOU should talk to a lawyer first, so you can avoid

>> looking so completely fuckin stupid. You OBVIOUSLY haven't ever

>> studied case law or even fuckin READ any of the laws on the books. I

>> even go so far as to delve into all the local laws and regulations

>> concerning my area. Liak nyah:

>> http://www.codepublishing.com/WA/wallawalla/wallawallant.html

>

> I'm not sure what the municipal code of Walla Walla has to do with this

> discussion, but okay.

>

>>>>> He shoulda sued you for tortious interference.

>>

>>>> Yeah because that wouldn't have been completely fuckin retarded.

>>>> Anyone is perfectly free to contact any potential client, tell them

>>>> what's wrong with their shit, and then offer them the services to

>>>> fix the shit.

>>

>>> So you cruise the net looking for ways to undermine people?

>>>

>>> What a life you live.

>>

>> When it comes to scam artists, spammers, rip-off artist and the

>> liak...definitely. Those sorts of people NEED to be stopped, lest

>> they start making moar victims.

>

> Libeling your peers is not the way to do it.

>

>> Further, in my industry as a free

>> lancer it becomes VERY important to get rid of these fucks because

>> they give the whole free lancing industry a bad nyme. At this point a

>> good 90% of my business comes from companies that got burned by

>> someone else who claimed to be something they weren't and then

>> couldn't deliver what they promised or delivered it in such a halfass,

>> shit smeared way that it was basically just money they threw in the

>> shitter. A lot of what I do as far as free lancing is reconstruction

>> of something that some n00b level, poser class, college flunkie tried

>> to make and then failed miserably.

>>

>>>> The only seperating factor is goal. If you're doing it for

>>>> revenge cause you got the verbal butthurtz real bad...yeah, yer a

>>>> fuckhead, plain and simple. But if you're doing it with the genuine

>>>> intent to HELP the company in question because they obviously got

>>>> taken in by a scam artist, then it's perfectly peachy.

>>

>>> Right.

>>>

>>> Apparently, though, the person you contacted wasn't interested in

>>> your services.

>>

>> Actually they agreed with me, told me that they had expected moar than

>> what they got but then said they couldn't really afford it to have all

>> the problems corrected or a new site built, but if/when they did they

>> would keep me in mind. There's a VERY high likelihood that they will

>> eventually become clients of mine, simply because I was so open and

>> honest with them.

>

> You've never taken a course in business ethics, I guess.

 

Business ethics? ROFL! Even if there were such a thing, (trust me,

there isn't) he'd need to learn the basics first.

 

Damn, Rhonda. That was a hot one. "Business ethics". Especially coming

from someone in the legal profession. I'm still rolling. LOL!

 

FWIW? I took two years of that garbage and ya know what it got me? Shit

on. That's what.

 

If I had continued to apply what I'd learned in my B.E. classes instead of

getting down in the mud with my competition, I would have had to close my

shop within a year of opening, instead of selling it at a profit 23 years

later.

>>>> At that point,

>>>> it's really NOT about the scam artist, it's about their client that

>>>> they fucked over. As I recall, in the emails I sent to his

>>>> clients, I never even mentioned him specifically in any way, I

>>>> simply gave a straight up, direct critique of their sites...a

>>>> service which normally runs for upwards of $200 to $300 that I gave

>>>> them for free. And it's not liak his is a unique case, I email

>>>> companies ALL THE TIME to critique their shit, 99% of the time

>>>> having no idea who the original designer or designers are. And

>>>> further, even moar will actively post to ADG directly ASKING ME for

>>>> that level of critique of their sites. Simply put, that scam artist

>>>> didn't liak getting exposed as a scam artist, so he tried to make

>>>> it personal, he tried to make it about him, when really he never

>>>> even entered into the equation originally. Again, he was NEVER

>>>> mentioned by name, directly or indirectly in the emails I sent to

>>>> his clients.

>>

>>> Jesus.

>>

>> No I never mentioned Jesus's name either, Fruit Loop.

>>

>>>> Yeah, criminal act, you fuckin idiot. There are no shortage of scam

>>>> artist "designers" on the web lying to clients and selling them

>>>> cookie cutter bullshit on the promise of unique designs. Such

>>>> situations often result in rather incredible lawsuits when one

>>>> company suddenly see's another company with the same site as

>>>> theirs. Rather than find out if they were scammed by the designer

>>>> they'll often ASSume that the other company simply ripped them off

>>>> and then they'll waste thousands, even hundreds of thousands of

>>>> dollars on a lawsuit that'll eventually prove they both got

>>>> suckered.

>>

>>> Cite?

>>>

>>> What I mean is, do you have an example? I've actually seen some

>>> examples of copyright and trademark infringement in this area, and I

>>> believe you're talking out your ass.

>>

>> I'm not going to go and look them up for you, Dipshit. DYOFDW. Go

>> find the original thread in ADG, it should be archived in Google, in

>> which there were over a half dozen different examples given. To put

>> it bluntly, you aren't arguing anything that hasn't already been

>> presented and then ripped all apart (and not simply by me). You ought

>> to subscribe to ADG if you want to get in on these sorts of

>> discussions because they come up so often, especially stuff in regards

>> to spec work and the liak.

>

> In other words, you have no cite.

>

>>>>>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you

>>>>>> wouldn't want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of

>>>>>> proving to people what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

>>

>>>>> Freudian slip there, Mattie?

>>

>>>> ...I don't think you know what that means, Rhonda. rolls eyes

>>

>>> Re-read that last line, Mattie. The one immediately above my comment

>>> on your Freudian slip. Slowly.

>>

>> I've read it, Stupid, I left off the 'e' from 'are'...

>

> You left off the "Addict" from "Hatter," dumbass. Now read the sentence

> again, since your eyes continue to slide over your "slip."

>

>> a typing mistake

>> isn't in itself a Freudian Slip, you moron. If I had maybe

>> accidentally substitute the word "I" for "you" THEN you would have

>> grounds for claiming a Freudian Slip, but otherwise, no. It's a

>> simple typing mistake, nothing more, nothing less. Your little NEED

>> to try and see it as moar than that is pretty telling though. Further,

>> even if I had made such a mistake, it wouldn't make any fuckin sense

>> at all since:

>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict

>

> But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."

>

>> and

>> B. I've already freely posted all my personal information

>> ...so there's nothing TO out in that regard, you fuckin idiot.

>

> Okay.

 

Ya got yerself a live one there, Rhonda. Lucky(?) for you he obviously

doesn't hold the "rules" in any higher regard than most other sane people.

Otherwise you and he wouldn't be having this lively errrm ...debate. You

know, what with you being "net dead" and all. LOL!

 

So have fun, and try not to break your new toy real quick, K?

 

Oh. Before I forget ...Just out of curiosity, is your surname pronounced

"Freeze" or "Frys"

 

Bill

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

<nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>> Yeah which you don't seem to grasp...at all. Not that it comes as a

>> surprise, it's not as if you're involved with any industry on that

>> level. As a free lancing graphic artist and web designer I deal with

>> those sorts of laws on, literarily, a daily basis. You have to be

>> VERY careful how you word your contracts, because otherwise you can

>> get yerself into a whole world of shit. I've seen some morons who

>> will advertise something liak, "unlimited revisions!" only to wind up

>> severely fucked when a company actually calls them on it and starts

>> sending them work to "revise" on a daily basis. You also have to be

>> careful regarding ownership of the content, for example they might

>> have something in their contract that if you make something for them

>> that they own exclusive rights to it, which wouldn't be good if it was

>> a concept or design that you wanted to be able to sell to others (ala

>> Bill Gates DOS style). Emails also act as binding contracts so you

>> REALLY have to watch yer Ps and Qs when emailing clients, because if

>> you accidentally promise them something, yeah, you can't go back on it

>> later. And liak all that, if you promise a client that you're

>> constructing ORIGINAL content for them, then you had BETTER not be

>> simply reselling them a prefab cookie cutter template you bitched off

>> some freebie site. Otherwise it's FRAUD, you stupid fuckjob.

>So...in other words...without knowing the nature of Reid's contract with

>his client, you took upon yourself the assumption that he had violated

>it.

 

No, you fucking moron, YOU are the one who keeps making ASSumptions,

where as if you rubbed a couple of brain cells together and tried to

start a fire it might suddenly dawn on yer stupid ass to READ the

fucking e-mail I sent to them, which, AGAIN, didn't mention Reid in

ANY FUCKING WAY WHAT SO FUCKING EVER. How many moar times do I need

to repeat that before it starts to click for you, R-tard? I mean holy

shit, just how the fuck thick is yer skull exactly? Just how much

pile driving repetition is necessary to penetrate that layer of

stupidity surrounding yer head?

>BTW, part of what I do for a living is drafting agreements of various

>kinds.

 

cough BULLSHIT cough

>>> Reid 0, Hatter 2, Rhonda -1

>> Fixed yer typos.

>Fixed mine and yours.

 

Fixed them stupid, here, I'll change them back. Now don't touch,

child, we don't need you fucking shit up cause you can't keep yer

hands to yourself. If you don't stop daddy Hatter is going to have to

get out the baby mitties and the harness and you know how much you

don't liak those, baby.

>> If you were right why didn't he take his tweenage muppet fuck

>> e-lawyers "advice" and sue me?

>His client ignored you, so he had no damages to speak of.

 

Are you using yer telepathy again to know that, Stupid? Where's your

proof that his client ignored me?

>Suing you as a matter of principle would've been pointless.

 

Yeah, because you would fucking lose and wind up counter-sued in the

process, resulting in even greater levels of butthurtz and financial

loss.

>> I mean by your retardation of

>> comprehension he should have won EASILY, open and shut case...too bad

>> yer retardation doesn't account for REALITY, huh bitchtits?

>There was nothing for him to win that he didn't already have, i.e., his

>client's satisfaction, goodwill and money.

 

His client wasn't satisfied at all, Miss Cleo, but keep pretending to

be a mind reader, it's pretty gawd damn funny.

>>>> This from the real-lifing, insane, slimebucket who supports going RL

>>>> on people for butt hurtz and trying to froth off lies in order to

>>>> get "revenve" against them for hurting yer wittle feewings.

>>> Um...Mattie, I do not support going real life on anyone.

>> Greg started frothing about how he was going to make liak Uncle Child

>> Molester and go RL on me, you then replied to his posts in yer usual

>> butt slurping capacity and basically agreed with him (ie supported his

>> plans to go RL).

>Um...you really work at WalMart, Mattie? I didn't realize that was

>truth, not troll.

 

What would it matter if it was truth or not? Are you saying it's okay

to go RL on someone just so long as it's NOT true? What the fuck are

you smoking, bitch?

>>> Maybe next time you should talk to a lawyer first.

>> Maybe next time YOU should talk to a lawyer first, so you can avoid

>> looking so completely fuckin stupid. You OBVIOUSLY haven't ever

>> studied case law or even fuckin READ any of the laws on the books. I

>> even go so far as to delve into all the local laws and regulations

>> concerning my area. Liak nyah:

>> http://www.codepublishing.com/WA/wallawalla/wallawallant.html

>I'm not sure what the municipal code of Walla Walla has to do with this

>discussion, but okay.

 

It proves that I spend a lot of time researching and studying law, in

all forms, and thereby proves that my knowledge and grasp of it is

FAR beyond the shit you keep pulling out yer ass, you wannabe

e-lawyer.

>>> So you cruise the net looking for ways to undermine people?

>>>

>>> What a life you live.

>> When it comes to scam artists, spammers, rip-off artist and the

>> liak...definitely. Those sorts of people NEED to be stopped, lest

>> they start making moar victims.

>Libeling your peers is not the way to do it.

 

A poser class, scam artist is NOT my peer, you stupid fuckjob. To

even try and suggest that proves just how fucking out of touch with

reality you are. Essentially you're saying that someone should be

treated as something just because they say so. By your retardation I

could just show up at a hospital and go around telling everyone I was

a brain surgeon and that would automagically make me a "peer" of those

brain surgeons who actually have certifications, diplomas, etc.

>> Actually they agreed with me, told me that they had expected moar than

>> what they got but then said they couldn't really afford it to have all

>> the problems corrected or a new site built, but if/when they did they

>> would keep me in mind. There's a VERY high likelihood that they will

>> eventually become clients of mine, simply because I was so open and

>> honest with them.

>You've never taken a course in business ethics, I guess.

 

Why do you feel the need to try and backpedal for this obvious poser

class scam artist? I mean you're trying to argue business ethics when

the guy yer trying to defend completely fucked his clients over, lied

to them and then cut and ran when he started to get called on his

bullshit.

>> I'm not going to go and look them up for you, Dipshit. DYOFDW. Go

>> find the original thread in ADG, it should be archived in Google, in

>> which there were over a half dozen different examples given. To put

>> it bluntly, you aren't arguing anything that hasn't already been

>> presented and then ripped all apart (and not simply by me). You ought

>> to subscribe to ADG if you want to get in on these sorts of

>> discussions because they come up so often, especially stuff in regards

>> to spec work and the liak.

>In other words, you have no cite.

 

Things don't exist unless they're bitch slapped up long side yer fat

head, huh?

>>>>>> Oh hey, Greggles, make sure you call using a pay phone, you

>>>>>> wouldn't want to inadvertantly out yerself in the process of

>>>>>> proving to people what a terminal fucking Hatter you ar. LOL

>>>>> Freudian slip there, Mattie?

>>>> ...I don't think you know what that means, Rhonda. rolls eyes

>>> Re-read that last line, Mattie. The one immediately above my comment

>>> on your Freudian slip. Slowly.

>> I've read it, Stupid, I left off the 'e' from 'are'...

>You left off the "Addict" from "Hatter," dumbass. Now read the sentence

>again, since your eyes continue to slide over your "slip."

 

shrugs So what? When I typed that I was watching a movie, don't

get all butt hurtz and frothy just because you don't hold my interest

more than some schlocky over budgeted movie. And again, you obviously

don't know what a Freudian Slip is, because that STILL isn't one. In

fact, if anything, it's a Freudian Slip proving that I think he's a

Hatter rip off artist...which he is. So congratulations, you proved

he's an idiot, yay for you!

>> a typing mistake

>> isn't in itself a Freudian Slip, you moron. If I had maybe

>> accidentally substitute the word "I" for "you" THEN you would have

>> grounds for claiming a Freudian Slip, but otherwise, no. It's a

>> simple typing mistake, nothing more, nothing less. Your little NEED

>> to try and see it as moar than that is pretty telling though. Further,

>> even if I had made such a mistake, it wouldn't make any fuckin sense

>> at all since:

>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict

>

>But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."

 

And that's very much true considering how much of my style he's always

ripping off, coupled with the fact that the life span of a Hatter

Addict is VERY short, he'll likely go net.dead within the next three

months or so.

 

--

 

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Onideus Mad Hatter
Posted

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:13:52 -0400, "Respondant" <no@no.not> wrote:

>I wondered about that as well. I mean, to hear him tell the story he's an

>uber-talented webmaster with tons of clients. So why on earth would he need

>to subsidize his income fucking around in WallMart for a few hundred bucks a

>week?

 

1. I get medical benefits through Wal Mart

 

2. I get lots of good exercise that I wouldn't otherwise get sitting

in a cubical all day long

 

3. It feels good doing REAL work, the physical kind, not that I

would expect some lazy ass fat headed snit to comprehend that sort of

feeling

 

4. Most of my income from Wal Mart goes directly into Wal Mart stock

and they match so much I put in, which is basically liak getting free

money. Mostly, it's a retirement job since most of the money I make

is going towards my retirement in the form of Wal Mart stock (which is

a very good investment). The exercise and health benefits are added

perks on that.

 

5. I get to be pickier with clients. Rather than having to take every

job that comes along to pay the bills I can be a lot moar selective

about the jobs I want to take on. Which is really nice for me because

there's nothing worse than burning/wasting yer creativity on something

you really don't want to do and don't even care about.

 

6. Wal Mart is totally flexible, in effect, I actually set my own

hours, so I can come in as often or as little as I liak, whenever I

liak.

 

7. The job pays quite well and I'm always getting regular raises,

averaging about 40 cents in increases every six months. If I stick

around long enough I could easily be making $20+ dollars an hour. Max

limit is liak $25 an hour for most higher positions. Really, yer pay

at Wal Mart is directly dependant upon how long you've been there,

regardless of your position. So if say you're working as a manager

and then decide to demote yourself to a regular stocker for say 3

months as a little vacation from the stress, yer pay doesn't decrease

from what it was.

 

8. Paid vacation time. Ya start with one week per year, but that

quickly jumps up to four after a few years with the company. Working

freelance liak I do I can take vacations whenever I want...but I don't

get paid for them liak I do at Wal Mart.

 

Really, Wal Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents

and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.

 

It's also fun getting to work directly with people face to face, which

you don't get to do so much doing freelance over the web. And

everyone at my Wal Mart is REALLY nice, supportive and caring. It's

the kind of job that just makes you feel good.

>> You've never taken a course in business ethics, I guess.

>Business ethics? ROFL! Even if there were such a thing, (trust me,

>there isn't) he'd need to learn the basics first.

>

>Damn, Rhonda. That was a hot one. "Business ethics". Especially coming

>from someone in the legal profession. I'm still rolling. LOL!

>

>FWIW? I took two years of that garbage and ya know what it got me? Shit

>on. That's what.

 

That's generally the point of such classes, creating people to get

fucked over by those looking to exploit.

 

Here's a fun conversation I had via e-mail with one eBayer who thinks

it's perfectly acceptable to fuck yer customers over because you can

just create a new account:

 

::::: Dear onideus_mad_hatter,

:::::

::::: Hello, For customers who purchase ten or more items, we discount each item

::::: $1 off each items individual S&H charge as posted in each items

::::: description. We don't have a "set time period", and are flexible as far as

::::: waiting(within reason). Waiting three or four weeks is not within reason.

::::: The reason we do not offer more of a discount and bill per item for orders

::::: under ten, is because we start each auction off at 99 cents, even high

::::: ticket items. We do have promos, which are free S&H and they don't count

::::: toward the ten. Our "buy it now minifigs" are so much for the first and so

::::: much for each additional. As for how we describe things, we try and keep

::::: things straight and simple. You'd be suprised how many people don't even

::::: read our short and simple descriptions. We do answer every email and ship

::::: mon. thru fri. and some sat, within 24hrs of receiving payment. Thanks

::::: again for you questions, please feel free to contact us anytime. thanks

::::: again and happy building. BRICKBROTHERS2.0:

 

:::: I'd hardly describe your descriptions as "short and simple", at least

:::: as far as the average consumer is concerned. Your pricing system,

:::: essentially swapping shipping with the cost of the item is confusing

:::: and turns most people off from wanting to buy. Most people think

:::: they're being tricked in some way when they see that. The average

:::: eBayer would rather buy/bid on something knowing that they're getting

:::: the exact shipping cost. You might try looking at some of your

:::: competitors on eBay and see how they do things. Usually the ones who

:::: do the most business are the ones that offer combined shipping rates,

:::: like cost of the first item and then .05 for each additional. Some

:::: even say like $2.50 for as much as they can stuff into a padded

:::: envelop and then $2.50 for each additional envelop needed. That kind

:::: of system encourages people to buy a lot more. A lot of times I'll

:::: wind up spending upwards of $50 on those types of shops. Anyway, I

:::: think overall yer prices, even factoring in the shipping swap, are

:::: kinda high comparatively speaking, although you do have a few items I

:::: might bid on. I'd say the only items you have that are really worth

:::: the price you're selling them for are the more rare types, like the

:::: Harry Potter spiral stairs and such. The more generic lots though are

:::: way over what you would pay at someone else's store. Just some food

:::: for thought. Thanks for replying!

 

::: Hello, Its good that we live in a country where everyone can have

::: their own opinion. We really don't care what our compeditors are doing

::: or what they offer. We price things the way we do and are happy with

::: it. Shipping and handling are not just the cost of postage, but also

::: cover our handling of the item (we have two full time sorters that

::: need to get paid), shipping and office supplies, gas, and other

::: business expenses. The things that are not included are the

::: astronomical fees that ebay and paypal charge us. Hey, We wish they

::: would give us a discount on fees and charges, but they bill us per

::: item too. As for the average ebayer knowing what the charges are, they

::: should, unless they don't read the item descriptions. If they don't,

::: then shame on them. If they can't read, they should not be using ebay.

::: If someone has a question, we answer them all in a timey fasion. We

::: also have a supply and demand factor to consider. We need to cover our

::: expenses without blowing our whole wad. Ebay is

::: so massive that we get lots of buyers who will pay our prices. Thanks

::: for taking the time to contact us and for your opinion. Its great that

::: everybody has one of those too.

 

:: Not so much an opinion as it is marketing advice. But hey, if you

:: think you got it all figured out and are doing it better than everyone

:: else and making money hand over fist, well, kudos to you! Keep up the

:: good work.

::

:: ...I checked yer feedback page, BTW...ouch...kinda like the

:: exclamation point to my advice, but hey, you got it all figured out,

:: right? nods

 

:Hello, Thanks for the props! If we could ask your opinion on

:something else and you have time for a responce, it would be

:appreciated. We had considered breaking it down more with free S&H.

:Heres an example, harry potter stairs; buy it now $1.75 per step, free

:S&H. Or with bulk brick, 5 pieces for about.........$1.25, free S&H.

:What do you think? The way we do it now is by far a better value, but

:customer perception might be better if people think they are getting

:free S&H. Maybe most people aren't sharp as you and I, and they don't

:look at the bottom line. As for the feedback thing, you can't please

:everybody. If it were to get too bad, we switch stores. Its all part

:of the ebay grind. Let us know what you think about

 

o_O

 

--

 

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mhm ? x ?

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http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

 

 

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

 

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

 

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

 

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

 

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

 

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

 

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

 

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

 

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

 

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

 

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

 

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

 

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

 

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

 

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

 

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

 

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

 

"Those who record history are those who control history."

 

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

 

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

 

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

 

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

 

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Guest Synthetic Networked Android Resp
Posted

Hail Eris! On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia was

laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when they suddenly burst

out in tears:

>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict

>

> But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."

 

I'll go along with that...

 

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http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

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8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?

 

I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and

according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too

seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's

no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.

 

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If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a

day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get

great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to

me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every

night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,

don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to

me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella

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"You're fighting a Furry Giant

 

"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because

he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up

like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...

you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

 

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.

Guest dracosilv
Posted

gregvk wrote:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

> news:1f6j54hp9i68bh69mpl4vmqqs7rda94afu@4ax.com:

>

>> On 18 Jun 2008 21:08:12 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>>

>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>> news:4iri549br89omq64k02d4ri2vpv6d6f394@4ax.com:

>>>

>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:13:48 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"

>>>> <nimue@databasix.com> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>> Uh huh, you just magically stumbled upon a random thread in a

>>>>>> random, hole in the wall, incredibly obscure gaming Webbie board

>>>>>> from A FUCKING YEAR AGO...wow...boy you REALLY didn't think this

>>>>>> one through too well, didja Greggles?

>>>>

>>>>> You wrote to the guy's client. WTF were you thinking?

>>>>

>>>> That he scammed them, fucked them over, commited fraud, lied to

>>>> them, etc, etc.

>>>

>>> PPOSTFU<COCK SLAP>

>>

>> Yer done now, Greggles, put it down.

>

> The foam-tank finally empty? That's hardly surprising, since you've

> been spewing nonstop for like two or three full days now.

 

So, assuming that anything that makes sense, is just froth to you, then can

you even make out any words in this sentence? Probably not.

>

> SPANK

 

Baby fetish: noted.

 

--

But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in

your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.

gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

 

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:

This is you not giving a shit?

HA HA I MADE YUO POST!

I win & stuff.

 

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is

not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way

around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

 

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!

The Daring Dufas

 

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^

Onideus Mad Hatter

 

Golly Wiggle!

Uncle Monster

Guest gregvk
Posted

"dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in

news:485add96$0$12930$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:

>

> So, grunt wheeze burp grunt grunt moan wheeze grunt burp squeal moan

> then can you even make out any words in this sentence?

 

Nope.

> Probably not.

 

Good guess, sphincter boi.

Guest dracosilv
Posted

gregvk wrote:

> "dracosilv" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in

> news:485add96$0$12930$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:

>>

>> So, grunt wheeze burp grunt grunt moan wheeze grunt burp squeal moan

>> then can you even make out any words in this sentence?

>

> Nope.

 

I figured as much.

>> Probably not.

>

> Good guess, sphincter boi.

 

You're welcome gerbilfag.

 

--

But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in

your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.

gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

 

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:

This is you not giving a shit?

HA HA I MADE YUO POST!

I win & stuff.

 

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is

not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way

around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

 

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!

The Daring Dufas

 

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^

Onideus Mad Hatter

 

Golly Wiggle!

Uncle Monster

Guest Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Posted

Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:

> Hail Eris! On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti

> Discordia was laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when

> they suddenly burst out in tears:

>

>>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict

>>

>> But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."

>

> I'll go along with that...

 

Well, Greg doesn't "sound" a bit like him, and one of the more

irritating aspects of Mattie is his sig...

 

--

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

 

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will

scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will

refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something

which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he

will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is

explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal

situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>

>>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:07:35 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>

>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has

>>>>exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>

>>>>>I'm a mean 'ol bastage who went and hurt yer virtual feewing and made

>>>>>you so butthurtz you just HAD to try and go RL!

>>>>

>>>>Maybe you'll get lucky, Ludbunski, and he'll just stop at "outing yer docs".

>>>

>>>...what?

>

>> LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

>

> belch

 

Save that for the telemarketers.

 

 

--

The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

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"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

Guest The God of Odd Statements, Henry
Posted

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:36:48 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries did most oddly

state:

> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote:

>> Hail Eris! On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia

>> was laughing at the antics of Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries, when they suddenly

>> burst out in tears:

>>

>>>> A. I can't be a Hatter Addict

>>>

>>> But according to you, Greg is a "terminal fucking Hatter."

>>

>> I'll go along with that...

>

> Well, Greg doesn't "sound" a bit like him, and one of the more irritating

> aspects of Mattie is his sig...

 

OTOH, there's the matter of misdirection.;-{P}

 

--

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designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them

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people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the

president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,

and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,

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block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical

based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum

uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate

systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence

of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally

satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to

keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that

has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very

comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost

and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.

Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM>

 

To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq.,

is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007

Guest ???hw?f
Posted

On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:40:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

> wrote:

>

>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:

>>

>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1

>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>>>

>>>> gregvk wrote:

>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>>>

>>>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>>>> something special.

>>>>>

>>>>> Get a load of this:

>>>>>

>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>>>

>>>> Wow. Just wow.

>>>>

>>>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>>>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>>>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>>>

>>>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>>>

>>>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

>>>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

>>>>

>>>> Whatta whack job.

>>>

>>> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.

>>> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis

>>> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will

>>> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For

>>> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same

>>> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.

>>

>>The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only

>>enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."

>>

>>Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw

>>one :(

>>

>>Poor kid.

>

> That's not mine exactly you stupid fuckjob, but 100 kookla points to

> whomever can cite the original source (you might have trouble finding

> it though because I think I reworded the original a bit).

>

The sentiment remains the same.

 

You: paranoid.

HTH

 

--

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/news/15356

Guest 'Menjy'
Posted

Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined

foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary

advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,

plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,

polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

 

[...]

>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

 

I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

 

--

Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"

http://www.reikanido.com/iacw

It exists. Thanks, Bozo.

 

"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done

both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting

all upset when I am proving how intelligent."

 

Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in

<47f18696$0$16691$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

 

"I make over a $100 a day"

Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary

Guest Cujo DeSockpuppet
Posted

'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in

news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:

> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>

> [...]

>

>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>

> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

 

I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

 

--

Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw. ,

alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy

Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S

award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse

Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.

"I am no longer posting and all messages you see are forgeries." - Ed,

still lying after all these years.

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