Uncle Child Molestor Loses It, Threatens In A Frothing Rage To Go RL!

June 21, 2008

Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

> 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in

> news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:

>

>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>

>> [...]

>>

>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>

>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>

> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

--

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will

scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will

refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something

which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he

will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is

explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell

June 21, 2008

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>> 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in

>> news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:

>>

>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>>

>>> [...]

>>>

>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>

>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>

>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>

> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>

I'd rather just plonk him. Life is good.

--

Froz...

June 21, 2008

FrozenNorth <frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote in

news:2762473.E2v0Ev3h5Q@frozennorth.to:

> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries wrote:

>

>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>> 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote in

>>> news:7sao54tg2sb3c2fisv9iamfjhbltd49bjc@4ax.com:

>>>

>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>>>

>>>> [...]

>>>>

>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>

>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>

>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>>

>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>>

> I'd rather just plonk him. Life is good.

Bet then you'd miss the meltdowns like the three we got to see this week.

(Would've been four, but he fucked off right after I posted some links to a

few old "Baby Matthew" articles. LOL)

June 21, 2008

On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:49:24 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to

confuse the issue further by squeaking:

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>

>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>>

>>> [...]

>>>

>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>

>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>

>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>

> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

--

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<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

I mourned:

> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:

>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!

>>

>> the oversized check is in the mail.

>

> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit

> under several of my nyms.

"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and

cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a

Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his

own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot

stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>

Said I:

> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence

> who does not and cannot own Hatter.

"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that

you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't

know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.

Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a

relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules

do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this

situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill

and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --

Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:

<45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer

in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com>

"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as

"SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting

as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:

<ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a

room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,

in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/

http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html

Or watch it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs

Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:

http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf

And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml

Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee

Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8

George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,

and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on

outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:

"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide

their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a

pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.

You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited

by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this

obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal

information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.

You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about

different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the

coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you

are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no

way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power

that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose

to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you

choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."

-- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"

Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:

1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh

since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The

combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and

Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined

to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of

stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as

throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then

explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil

Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you

off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,

at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.

Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie

Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,

http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker

June 21, 2008

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:49:24 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to

> confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>>

>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>>>

>>>> [...]

>>>>

>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>

> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

--

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

George Santayana, 1863 - 1952

Cheers,

Bama Brian

Libertarian

June 21, 2008

Bama Brian <eddyclay@mindspring.com> wrote in message

news:O8ydnXJodtIQb8HVnZ2dnUVZ_tvinZ2d@earthlink.com:

> I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

The whole trick is to have tools and not answers.

June 21, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> Really, Wal Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents

> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.

i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on

usenet.

June 21, 2008

The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet > wrote in message

news:1iivj9i.1e8laco1x3nsacN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:

> i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read

> on usenet.

Who told you to think, Jars?

June 21, 2008

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:41:11 +0000 (UTC), Fred Tehbot

<fred.tehbot@gmail.com> wrote:

>The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet > wrote in message

>news:1iivj9i.1e8laco1x3nsacN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:

>

>> i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read

>> on usenet.

>

>Who told you to think, Jars?

Who cares what you think, Freddie?

Just tryin' to help,

Bufford L. Hatchett

June 22, 2008

Bufford L. Hatchett <bufford@hatchett.net> wrote in message

news:t5bq54tn9ji247k09icmopsq433ksvc42v@4ax.com:

> Who cares what you think, Freddie?

Who's this?

> Just tryin' to help, Bufford L. Hatchett

Just take your time.

> dnt no wot 2 do i not on pill, havin unpro sex i want a baby but my

> mum think i stil on pill.i 19 but i i get preg by my boyfriend i dnt

> no how 2 tel mum

Want a baby but your mum think you stil on pill? Are you mad?

June 22, 2008

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined

>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary

>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,

>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,

>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>

>[...]

>

>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>

>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

now you know why i killfiled him.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and

nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"

and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy

the privileges of the new office. here here!!"

-dave hillstrom

June 22, 2008

dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in

news:pkkr54p664tmiscc1eq3ii4rd1rd1e24m6@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>

>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>>Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>>lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>>spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>>nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>>nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>

>>[...]

>>

>>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>

>>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>

> now you know why i killfiled him.

And you missed some grrrrrrreat whining this week, followed by a rather

abrupt departure from Usenet. LOL

Five more days and I get to officially claim spank.

June 22, 2008

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:22:39 -0400, Bama Brian

<eddyclay@mindspring.com> wrote:

>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:49:24 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to

>> confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>>>>> Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>>>>> lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>>>>> spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>>>>> nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>>>>> nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>> [...]

>>>>>

>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>>

>> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

>

>I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

id rather use vlads oral inhaler.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and

nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"

and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy

the privileges of the new office. here here!!"

-dave hillstrom

June 22, 2008

On 22 Jun 2008 04:34:04 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in

>news:pkkr54p664tmiscc1eq3ii4rd1rd1e24m6@4ax.com:

>

>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>>

>>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy

>>>Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave,

>>>lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept

>>>spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent,

>>>nose-picker, epic failure, research physicist, organic chemist,

>>>nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>>>

>>>[...]

>>>

>>>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>

>>>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>

>> now you know why i killfiled him.

>

>And you missed some grrrrrrreat whining this week, followed by a rather

>abrupt departure from Usenet. LOL

Yeah, that's called the WEEKEND, Gregles. It's this magical part of

the week where you go OUTSIDE and do SUMMER THING...you know outside,

don't you Greg? No? You've never herd of it? Oh, well you really

should try it sometime. They've got this stuff called "grass"...and

these things called "barbeques"...it's gonna be BIG!

>Five more days and I get to officially claim spank.

You're going to spank yourself again, eh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

June 22, 2008

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of purloined

>foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary

>advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,

>plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,

>polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:

>

>[...]

>

>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>

>I'd ra<COCK SLAP>

It's nice to see that you spent your whole weekend making posts on

Usenet about me...that sure is a GREAT way to spend your life. nods

It's kinda cool though, I mean if someone ever accuses me of not

having a life, fuck, I can tell 'em that I got TWO lives...not that

yours really amounts to much though, but hey, it's all about the

numbers to a narcissist liak you, innt?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

June 22, 2008

On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:27:26 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen

of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>> Really, Wal Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents

>> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.

>

>i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on

>usenet.

Only because you buy into retardedly deficient stereotypes in order to

try and feel better about how completely pathetic and unfullfilling

your own career choice is. It's okay, you can lash out at me all you

want, Kitten. See, the neat trick is...no matter what you say...I'm

still happy and enjoying my life...and you...well yer just a miserable

little snit who can only find fleeting glimpses of happiness in the

imagined depression and sadness of others. In other words...sucks to

be you! ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

June 22, 2008

On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:50:38 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

wrote:

>On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:40:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>

>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:

>>>

>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1

>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>>>>

>>>>> gregvk wrote:

>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>>>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>>>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>>>>> something special.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Get a load of this:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>>>>

>>>>> Wow. Just wow.

>>>>>

>>>>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>>>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>>>>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>>>>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>>>>

>>>>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

>>>>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

>>>>>

>>>>> Whatta whack job.

>>>>

>>>> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.

>>>> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis

>>>> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will

>>>> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For

>>>> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same

>>>> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.

>>>

>>>The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only

>>>enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."

>>>

>>>Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw

>>>one

>>>

>>>Poor kid.

>>

>> That's not mine exactly you stupid fuckjob, but 100 kookla points to

>> whomever can cite the original source (you might have trouble finding

>> it though because I think I reworded the original a bit).

>>

>The sentiment remains the same.

>

>You: paranoid.

>HTH

You: will believe whatever failing delusions you need to get you by

another post.

HTH!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

June 22, 2008

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:07:18 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:50:38 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:40:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>

>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:12:21 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:04:15 +0000, gregvk wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <nimue@databasix.com> wrote in news:g3bf3n$52f$1

>>>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>> gregvk wrote:

>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

>>>>>>> news:cgci545j9mkgmk2pvsstfj10dllcp2p84a@4ax.com:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:18:19 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>

>>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Maddies easily trolled, fyi

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Jus trollin gov, honest he was! It's cute that he has to have you

>>>>>>>> defend his frothing RL rage.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Speaking of which, I stumbled across some web-rage yesterday. That's

>>>>>>> not at all unusual, as all web forums are chock full of butthurt, but

>>>>>>> then I took a closer look at the first post and realized that I found

>>>>>>> something special.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Get a load of this:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> http://tinyurl.com/54kv79

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Wow. Just wow.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> ...Jesus, tubby, it's getting so that it's almost impossible to surf

>>>>>>> the web without tripping over your fuckheadedness. That first post

>>>>>>> is a true gem, and provides some very interesting insight into the

>>>>>>> depths to which you are willing to lower youself.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> [cue the usual "Hatter Addict" screeching]

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Uncle Monster is wrong. This is not childish behavior, it's NPD or

>>>>>> something eerily like it. <cue Sam Vaknin>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Whatta whack job.

>>>>>

>>>>> Somewhere out there is an unknown shrink who is destined for greatness.

>>>>> One day fate will cross his path with Matty's. Several years of analysis

>>>>> and research will follow, culminating in a landmark paper that will

>>>>> define a whole new mental condition: Raging Moron/Asshole Disorder. For

>>>>> many years afterward, the shrink's name will be uttered in the same

>>>>> breath as the likes of Freud, Jung and Skinner.

>>>>

>>>>The first line of that email is true sigfile material; "Friends are only

>>>>enemies that don't have the guts to kill you..."

>>>>

>>>>Thats a real paranoic attitude with a side of persecution if I ever saw

>>>>one

>>>>

>>>>Poor kid.

>>>

>>> That's not mine exactly you stupid fuckjob, but 100 kookla points to

>>> whomever can cite the original source (you might have trouble finding

>>> it though because I think I reworded the original a bit).

>>>

>>The sentiment remains the same.

>>

>>You: paranoid.

>>HTH

>

> You: will believe whatever failing delusions you need to get you by

> another post.

>

> HTH!

>

You: admit to being owned.

FYI

--

Demo-pussies

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/15404

June 22, 2008

???hw?f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message

news:pan.2008.06.22.15.16.03.43878@netscape.net:

> You: admit to being owned.

To a point.

> FYI

You shut up. I will beat your ass.

June 22, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:27:26 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen

> of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>

> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> >

> >> Really, Wal Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents

> >> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.

> >

> >i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on

> >usenet.

>

> Only because you buy into retardedly deficient stereotypes in order to

> try and feel better about how completely pathetic and unfullfilling

> your own career choice is.

no, it's because you're a stone freak. really. do you get an employee

discount on diapers or what?

June 22, 2008

Bufford L. Hatchett <bufford@hatchett.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:41:11 +0000 (UTC), Fred Tehbot

> <fred.tehbot@gmail.com> wrote:

>

> >The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet > wrote in message

> >news:1iivj9i.1e8laco1x3nsacN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:

> >

> >> i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read

> >> on usenet.

> >

> >Who told you to think, Jars?

>

> Who cares what you think, Freddie?

i have a hard time believing a bot can think for itslef anyhow.

June 22, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in

news:osks5414of2bnefdh5tsn67en60065qeh3@4ax.com:

> On 22 Jun 2008 04:34:04 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

>

>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in

>>news:pkkr54p664tmiscc1eq3ii4rd1rd1e24m6@4ax.com:

>>

>>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:14:18 +0200, 'Menjy' <Menjy@iacw.edu> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>>

>>>>>You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>

>>>>I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>

>>> now you know why i killfiled him.

>>

>>And you missed some grrrrrrreat whining this week, followed by a rather

>>abrupt departure from Usenet. LOL

>

> Yeah, that's called the WEEKEND, Gregles.

In this case it's called humiliate-the-crap-out-of-fatty-until-he-cries-

and-runs-away.

> It's this magical part of

> the week where you go OUTSIDE and do SUMMER THING.

The weekend isn't over yet, moultard, so why aren't you outside doing

your "summer thing" right now?

> They've got this stuff called "grass"...

After 20-30 years, Matty discovers grass. LOL

> these things called "barbeques"...it's gonna be BIG!

It would be funny if you burned your face off.

>>Five more days and I get to officially claim spank.

>

> You're going to spank yourself again, eh?

Did you actually run home to momma, or did you just lay in bed and cry by

yourself?

June 22, 2008

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:59:08 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen

of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>> On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:27:26 -0700, dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen

>> of Cans and Jars) wrote:

>>

>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>> >

>> >> Really, Wal Mart is very much a kind of supplemental job, it accents

>> >> and enhances my current career choice as a free lancer.

>> >

>> >i think this might just be one of the funniest things i've ever read on

>> >usenet.

>>

>> Only because you buy into retardedly deficient stereotypes in order to

>> try and feel better about how completely pathetic and unfullfilling

>> your own career choice is.

>

>no, it's because you're a stone freak. really. do you get an employee

>discount on diapers or what?

And all the "Sam's Nasti Spumante" he can stuff into his diaper when

they let him out of the building.

---

Behold the .sig file of His AssHoliness, St. Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12

http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky

http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

June 23, 2008

The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet> wrote in message

news:1iixibh.15ra8xg6oz1tsN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:

> i have a hard time believing a bot can think for itslef anyhow.

That's cool! I wish I had a hard time believing a bot can think for

itself anyhow.

June 23, 2008

Fred Tehbot <fred.tehbot@gmail.com> wrote:

>The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet> wrote in message

>news:1iixibh.15ra8xg6oz1tsN%dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet:

>

>> i have a hard time believing a bot can think for itslef anyhow.

>

>That's cool! I wish I had a hard time believing a bot can think for

>itself anyhow.

Have you met Dr. Robotnic, Fred?

--

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should be your concern, Deco."

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