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[Guest Yogi Mothball]

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:04:25 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

> Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>> Bama Brian <eddyclay@mindspring.com>> wrote:

>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>>>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies",

>>>>>>>> Dairy Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart

>>>>>>>> wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all

>>>>>>>> things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot,

>>>>>>>> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>>>>>>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble

>>>>>>>> spankard wrote:

>>>>>>>> [...]

>>>>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>>>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>>>>>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>>>>> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

>>>>I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

>>> id rather use vlads oral inhaler.

>>I'd slather your 'nads moral retainer.

> I'd Dan Rather your bad floral explainer. Wait, WHAT?

I'll not bother your sad Balmoral attainder.

 

 

 

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[Guest Art Deco]

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has exploded.

>Flight director confirms that:

>

>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote:

>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

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"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest The 2-Belo]

We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

that Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:04:25 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

>

>> Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>> Bama Brian <eddyclay@mindspring.com>> wrote:

>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>>>>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies",

>>>>>>>>> Dairy Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart

>>>>>>>>> wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all

>>>>>>>>> things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot,

>>>>>>>>> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>>>>>>>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble

>>>>>>>>> spankard wrote:

>

>>>>>>>>> [...]

>

>>>>>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>>>>>>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>>>>>> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

>>>>>I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

>>>> id rather use vlads oral inhaler.

>>>I'd slather your 'nads moral retainer.

>> I'd Dan Rather your bad floral explainer. Wait, WHAT?

>I'll not bother your sad Balmoral attainder.

I'll not batter your bed Baltimore remainder.

 

 

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The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

 

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

[Guest The 2-Belo]

We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has exploded.

>>Flight director confirms that:

>>

>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote:

>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

 

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The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

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"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

[Guest ???hw?f]

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:30:57 +0900, The 2-Belo aided th' terraists with

the following claims :

> We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

> that Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>

>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:04:25 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

>>

>>> Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>> Bama Brian <eddyclay@mindspring.com>> wrote:

>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>>>>>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies",

>>>>>>>>>> Dairy Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart

>>>>>>>>>> wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all

>>>>>>>>>> things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot,

>>>>>>>>>> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>>>>>>>>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble

>>>>>>>>>> spankard wrote:

>>

>>>>>>>>>> [...]

>>

>>>>>>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>>>>>>> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

>>>>>>I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

>>>>> id rather use vlads oral inhaler.

>>>>I'd slather your 'nads moral retainer.

>>> I'd Dan Rather your bad floral explainer. Wait, WHAT?

>>I'll not bother your sad Balmoral attainder.

> I'll not batter your bed Baltimore remainder.

I'll not banter your mad Ballmer rejoinder.

 

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[Guest Art Deco]

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>

>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>exploded.

>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>

>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote:

>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest The 2-Belo]

We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>

>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>exploded.

>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>

>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote:

>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

 

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alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

 

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

[Guest The 2-Belo]

We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

that ???hw??f has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:30:57 +0900, The 2-Belo aided th' terraists with

>the following claims :

>

>> We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>> that Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>

>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:04:25 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>

>>>> Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>> Bama Brian <eddyclay@mindspring.com>> wrote:

>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>>>>>>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies",

>>>>>>>>>>> Dairy Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart

>>>>>>>>>>> wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all

>>>>>>>>>>> things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot,

>>>>>>>>>>> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>>>>>>>>>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble

>>>>>>>>>>> spankard wrote:

>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> [...]

>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

>>>>>>>I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

>>>>>> id rather use vlads oral inhaler.

>>>>>I'd slather your 'nads moral retainer.

>>>> I'd Dan Rather your bad floral explainer. Wait, WHAT?

>>>I'll not bother your sad Balmoral attainder.

>> I'll not batter your bed Baltimore remainder.

> I'll not banter your mad Ballmer rejoinder.

I'll not canter your mod Gates rejecter.

 

 

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The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

 

"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the

background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with

dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party

[Guest Art Deco]

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>

>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>Officer

>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>

>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote:

>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art

>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest St. Raoul Xemblinosky]

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>

>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>Officer

>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>

>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art

>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

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[Guest Art Deco]

St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>wrote:

>

>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>Officer

>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>

>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>Officer

>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>

>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>

>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee

>>>>>>>>>>Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art

>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest Gary L. Burnore]

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>Officer

>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>

>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>

>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee

>>>>>>>>>>>Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art

>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

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[Guest St. Raoul Xemblinosky]

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore

<gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>wrote:

>

>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>Officer

>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>

>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>

>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee

>>>>>>>>>>>>Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art

>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

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[Guest The Secretary of HomIntern]

On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:27:51 -0500, St.Raoul k'lamed:

> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy

>>>>>>>>>>has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that Art

>>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leach's

>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tehbot

>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

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available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive

criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The

cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have

to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)

The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll

get!

When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly

that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.

Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,

abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even

mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either

ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE

BOSS OF ME! PLONK !" People really know you mean business then.

Always remain clueproof.

(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation

of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose

soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.

When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and

screed in response.

Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.

Neither is illiteracy.

Delusions poasted often enough become fact.

Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.

When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).

Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!

Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.

Always sneck the offending newsfroups.

Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky

glory.

Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.

Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.

(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.

Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign

of misinformation and character assassination.

Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!

The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any

conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and

ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue

them from intellectual darkness.

Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for

comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.

Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.

Claim that you've come from other planets.

Claim thousands of past lives.

Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from

"legal@" some domain.

Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than

telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in

the future.

Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid

disinformation agent looking to discredit you.

Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's

obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.

Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying

to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".

Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.

AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.

They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and

yours will be next.

The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,

censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability

to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince

people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.

Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that

you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that

thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.

Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not

require proof.

Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator

doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed

with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They

like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.

Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory

actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.

(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad

Hominem.

(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with

each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS

claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.

It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to

poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay

rent, to name just two.

Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are

trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.

Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable

to silence konspiracy ko0ks.

The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of

dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.

Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.

Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They

are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and

keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.

Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for

proving your case.

Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...

There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and

cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse

as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely

proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in

manipulation.

If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If

they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when

there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity

is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information

stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.

Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling

everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.

You are the only sane one.

Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you

yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.

Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your

detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and

jealousy.

If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,

or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second

time.

Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.

Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.

K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only

the k00k can see.

"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

 

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ

Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread

at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to

x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

[Guest The Secretary of HomIntern]

On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:48:27 +0900, The 2-Belo k'lamed:

> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Cardinal Snarky

> of the Fannish Inquisition has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:57:14 +0900, The 2-Belo sat in thee Comfee Chaire,

>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Teh Secretary

>>> to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW has exploded. Flight director confirms

>>> that:

>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The 2-Belo whined:

>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Art Deco

>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I cade hascates.

>>I case hadcates.

>I cats headcase.

I cats headkase.

 

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."

Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot

COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy

"The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."

 

"What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The

Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,

re-defines irony yet again.

 

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life

http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

 

"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd

Old politicalcompass.org:

Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

New political compass:

Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67

Odd. I seem to be swaying.

 

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:

<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

 

Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk

"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."

http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm

TEH WAY OF THE K00K

Never learn from your mistakes.

Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.

Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.

Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.

Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.

When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!

If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.

When caught in a lie: LIE!

When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton

Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.

Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false

accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,

even if they don't have any.

(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.

(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean

that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't

want to disappoint them!

(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval

everywhere.

Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.

Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.

Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."

If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too

When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing

viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and

ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An

especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting

you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.

Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they

approve the drivel you are writing!

(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down

by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers

from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are

trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.

Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to

obey any rules.

Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.

Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false

police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint

agencies.

Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more

likely others will believe you!

If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the

flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and

use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.

(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they

who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every

available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive

criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The

cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have

to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)

The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll

get!

When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly

that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.

Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,

abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even

mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either

ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE

BOSS OF ME! PLONK !" People really know you mean business then.

Always remain clueproof.

(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation

of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose

soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.

When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and

screed in response.

Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.

Neither is illiteracy.

Delusions poasted often enough become fact.

Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.

When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).

Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!

Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.

Always sneck the offending newsfroups.

Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky

glory.

Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.

Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.

(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.

Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign

of misinformation and character assassination.

Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!

The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any

conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and

ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue

them from intellectual darkness.

Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for

comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.

Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.

Claim that you've come from other planets.

Claim thousands of past lives.

Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from

"legal@" some domain.

Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than

telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in

the future.

Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid

disinformation agent looking to discredit you.

Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's

obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.

Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying

to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".

Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.

AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.

They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and

yours will be next.

The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,

censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability

to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince

people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.

Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that

you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that

thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.

Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not

require proof.

Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator

doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed

with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They

like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.

Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory

actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.

(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad

Hominem.

(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with

each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS

claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.

It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to

poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay

rent, to name just two.

Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are

trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.

Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable

to silence konspiracy ko0ks.

The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of

dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.

Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.

Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They

are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and

keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.

Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for

proving your case.

Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...

There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and

cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse

as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely

proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in

manipulation.

If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If

they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when

there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity

is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information

stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.

Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling

everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.

You are the only sane one.

Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you

yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.

Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your

detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and

jealousy.

If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,

or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second

time.

Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.

Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.

K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only

the k00k can see.

"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

 

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ

Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread

at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to

x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

[Guest The Secretary of HomIntern]

On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

> Archie Leach wrote:

>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the cha-cha, and

>>>>screamed:

>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse

>>>>>>>the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.

>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.

>>>>>>>I hate taskets.

>>>>>>I hate brackets

>>>>>you all suck.

>>>>no you suck.

>>>shuttup.

>>stfu yuo gaylord

>no you shuttup.

no you shuttup.

 

--

________________________________________________________________________

Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."

Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot

COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon

Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16

Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4

AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2

Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy

"The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children."

 

"What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The

Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>,

re-defines irony yet again.

 

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life

http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

 

"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd

Old politicalcompass.org:

Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38

New political compass:

Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67

Odd. I seem to be swaying.

 

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:

<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

 

Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk

"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."

http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm

TEH WAY OF THE K00K

Never learn from your mistakes.

Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.

Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.

Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.

Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.

When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!

If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.

When caught in a lie: LIE!

When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton

Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.

Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false

accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,

even if they don't have any.

(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.

(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean

that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't

want to disappoint them!

(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval

everywhere.

Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.

Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.

Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."

If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too

When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing

viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and

ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An

especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting

you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.

Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they

approve the drivel you are writing!

(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down

by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers

from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are

trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.

Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to

obey any rules.

Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.

Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false

police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint

agencies.

Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more

likely others will believe you!

If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the

flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and

use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.

(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they

who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every

available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive

criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The

cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have

to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)

The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll

get!

When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly

that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.

Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,

abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even

mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either

ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE

BOSS OF ME! PLONK !" People really know you mean business then.

Always remain clueproof.

(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation

of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose

soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.

When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and

screed in response.

Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.

Neither is illiteracy.

Delusions poasted often enough become fact.

Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.

When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).

Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!

Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.

Always sneck the offending newsfroups.

Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky

glory.

Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.

Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.

(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.

Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign

of misinformation and character assassination.

Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!

The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any

conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and

ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue

them from intellectual darkness.

Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for

comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.

Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.

Claim that you've come from other planets.

Claim thousands of past lives.

Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from

"legal@" some domain.

Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than

telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in

the future.

Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid

disinformation agent looking to discredit you.

Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's

obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.

Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying

to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".

Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.

AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.

They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and

yours will be next.

The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,

censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability

to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince

people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.

Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that

you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that

thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.

Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not

require proof.

Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator

doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed

with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They

like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.

Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory

actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.

(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad

Hominem.

(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with

each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS

claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.

It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to

poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay

rent, to name just two.

Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are

trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.

Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable

to silence konspiracy ko0ks.

The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of

dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.

Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.

Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They

are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and

keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.

Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for

proving your case.

Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...

There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and

cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse

as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely

proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in

manipulation.

If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If

they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when

there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity

is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information

stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.

Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling

everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.

You are the only sane one.

Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you

yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.

Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your

detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and

jealousy.

If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,

or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second

time.

Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.

Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.

K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only

the k00k can see.

"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

 

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ

Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread

at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to

x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

[Guest ah]

Art Deco wrote:

> Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:

>>Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote:

>>

>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:

>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to

>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

> I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

--

ah

[Guest Art Deco]

The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> wrote:

>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:27:51 -0500, St.Raoul k'lamed:

>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore wrote:

>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>>>>>>>>Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy

>>>>>>>>>>>has exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Comfee Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Imperial Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2-Belo whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that Art

>>>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Leach's

>>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tehbot

>>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest Art Deco]

The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> wrote:

>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:45:06 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:

>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:22:21 -0400, dave hillstrom did the cha-cha, and

>>>>>screamed:

>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:27:15 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:56:20 GMT, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of

>>>>>>>Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:27:07 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse

>>>>>>>>the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>> Daedalus wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:54:20 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern

>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate caskets.

>>>>>>>>>I hate gaskets.

>>>>>>>>I hate taskets.

>>>>>>>I hate brackets

>>>>>>you all suck.

>>>>>no you suck.

>>>>shuttup.

>>>stfu yuo gaylord

>>no you shuttup.

>no you shuttup.

no you shuttup.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest Art Deco]

ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Art Deco wrote:

>> Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:

>>>Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote:

>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion

>>>>><popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet attempted to

>>>>>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest Art Deco]

St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore

><gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

>

>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>wrote:

>>

>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>

>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh

>Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The

>2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that

>Art

>>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

--

"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]

should be your concern, Deco."

-- David Tholen

[Guest ???hw?f]

On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:04:35 +0900, The 2-Belo aided th' terraists with

the following claims :

> We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

> that ???hw??f has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>

>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:30:57 +0900, The 2-Belo aided th' terraists with

>>the following claims :

>>

>>> We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer

>>> that Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>

>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:04:25 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Yogi Mothball has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>>>>>> Bama Brian <eddyclay@mindspring.com>> wrote:

>>>>>>>> Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries attempted to confuse the issue

>>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Walla Walla's very own Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, defender of

>>>>>>>>>>>> purloined foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies",

>>>>>>>>>>>> Dairy Queen incendiary advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart

>>>>>>>>>>>> wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker, plagiarist, lover of all

>>>>>>>>>>>> things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler, polyglot,

>>>>>>>>>>>> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research

>>>>>>>>>>>> physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble

>>>>>>>>>>>> spankard wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]

>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> You really should try reading my WHOLE poasts

>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my ears nailed to a tree.

>>>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my eyes put out with a spork.

>>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my head bashed in with a curling stone.

>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have my teeth removed with a hammer.

>>>>>>>>I'd rather offend Vlad the Impaler.

>>>>>>> id rather use vlads oral inhaler.

>>>>>>I'd slather your 'nads moral retainer.

>>>>> I'd Dan Rather your bad floral explainer. Wait, WHAT?

>>>>I'll not bother your sad Balmoral attainder.

>>> I'll not batter your bed Baltimore remainder.

>> I'll not banter your mad Ballmer rejoinder.

> I'll not canter your mod Gates rejecter.

I'll not slanter your odd Vista reflector.

 

--

http://www.prosecutionofbush.com

[Guest Synthetic Networked Android Resp]

Hail Eris! On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:38:43 -0400, Eris Kallisti Discordia was

laughing at the antics of ah, when they suddenly burst out in tears:

> Art Deco wrote:

>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's Sockpuppet

>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

--

________________________________________________________________________

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Usenet Ruiner #5; Top Asshole #3; Official Chung Demon

Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18

No holy posting of any kind, to email.

"It can't rain all the time"

 

"Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat."

Robert Heinlein

 

"A vote for Obama is a vote for this simpleton." -- Frank the Gray Ghost

is being unnecessarily hard on himself, IMO. Message-ID:

<Xns9ACABD05541E2Wereofftoseethewizrd@216.196.97.142>

 

"How can you possibly have an international agreement that's effective

unless countries like China and India are not full participants?" --

George W. Bush, Camp David, April 19, 2008

 

"this brain stem cannot leave well enough alone." -- Lady Veteran has

been demonstrating this truth for many years. Her honesty is refreshing.

Message-ID: <e62224t05er85vvpe1r3u2dhoebjv1p3vg@4ax.com>

 

"FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE

TRUE! I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T

GOT ANY FURY!" -- Gibbered by Johnny in Message-ID:

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"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --

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<33km2419sg6fnq3shtbatqa602eagfbskl@4ax.com>

 

"I know how you special busboys are.

You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:

<HMb3k.2413$bh5.2204@bignews4.bellsouth.net>

 

http://www.runescape.com/

Join my RuneScape clan!

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Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet

And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel

 

Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a

killer snot monster."

Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I

did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire

Slayer

"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor

Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who

 

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life

http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

The MonkeyLJ: http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/ -- nuked!

 

8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?

 

I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and

according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too

seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's

no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.

 

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure

you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

 

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if

you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the

Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.

MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>

 

"I was told there would be cookies."

Cross-Poasters For Goddess!

Remember: Straight people can't help it!

A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris

the official symbol for the planet Eris:

http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

 

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.

If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a

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me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every

night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,

don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to

me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella

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"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because

he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up

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you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing

 

To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.

[Guest St. Raoul Xemblinosky]

On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

wrote:

>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore

>><gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

>>

>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>>>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh

>>Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The

>>2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that

>>Art

>>>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.

 

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http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky

http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

[Guest Archie Leach]

St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:30:37 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>wrote:

>

>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:07:24 -0400, Gary L. Burnore

>>><gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:07:46 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>St. Raoul Xemblinosky <saintraoul@catholic.org> wrote:

>>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:21:56 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics

>>>>>>>>>>Officer

>>>>>>>>>>that Art Deco has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Fluffy has

>>>>>>>>>>>>exploded.

>>>>>>>>>>>>Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:46:39 -0600, Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:15:55 -0500, St.Raoul sat in thee Comfee

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chaire,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:49:36 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:45:58 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:35:24 GMT, Teh Secretary to Teh

>>>Imperial

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Court

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of MEOW wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:33 +0900, The

>>>2-Belo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>whined:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that

>>>Art

>>>>>>>>Deco

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:26:34 -0600, Archie Leach's

>>>>>>>>>>Sockpuppet

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:47 +0545, Fred Tehbot

>>>>>>>>k'lamed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Art Deco wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cascades are sublime.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hade cascates.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>>I hate cascades.

>>>I hate cascades.

>>I hate cascades.

>I hate cascades.

I hate cascades.